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#51 - How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. By wipi…  [+] (12 new replies) 02/20/2014 on Take note moralfags +2
User avatar #91 - jackmanagan (02/20/2014) [-]
whats the difference between a turkey sandwich and a dead baby?

i dont fuck the sandwich before i eat it.
User avatar #70 - doktorpaj (02/20/2014) [-]
How do you get a negro out of a tree?

You cut off the rop.

Youaredoinitrite
User avatar #80 - dieterkaiser (02/20/2014) [-]
What happened when the negro woman had her 10th abortion?

She got a personal check from crime stoppers
User avatar #81 - doktorpaj (02/20/2014) [-]
How did the gypsy woman know she was pregnant?

When she washed herself down under a little arm came out and stole the soap
#85 - dieterkaiser (02/20/2014) [-]
AHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT is AMAZING
What's the difference between a dead baby and my grandmother?

I wouldn't fuck my grandmother
User avatar #86 - secretdestroyers (02/20/2014) [-]
How do you know when your sister's on her period?


Your dad's cock tastes like blood.
User avatar #87 - dieterkaiser (02/20/2014) [-]
How do you get a baby in a bowl?

Use a blender

How do you get it out?

Tostitos!
User avatar #95 - nucularwar (02/20/2014) [-]
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, and the other's a watermelon
User avatar #96 - dieterkaiser (02/20/2014) [-]
What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline
#71 - devout feminist (02/20/2014) [-]
*rope
User avatar #69 - thedutchs (02/20/2014) [-]
What's the difference between a lambo and a barrel of dead babies?

I don't have a lambo in my garage
#68 - mohne (02/20/2014) [-]
i feel bad for laughing
#8 - is this Al BUndy?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2014 on (untitled) 0
#17 - fisterfight (02/19/2014) [-]
Yes
#24 - Comment deleted 02/19/2014 on OC: Poland guide to EU 0
#27 - Nah, she could really change in front of him without this bein… 02/19/2014 on So Alpha 0
#156 - Am I the only one irritated that they used a cosplayer of a ca…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2014 on RHM +2
User avatar #157 - plutoo (02/18/2014) [-]
NO! YOU!
#53 - no "I don't even" and "I swear everyone here is… 02/17/2014 on fj's worst nightmare 0
#25 - I was sure this gif will be around here. 02/17/2014 on Soon on a computer near you 0
#307 - The problem is that disproving the bible disproves the faith i…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2014 on Because the Bible tells me so 0
User avatar #308 - kinginyellow (02/17/2014) [-]
I would say that faith shouldn't be dependent on the bible, even though it contains the story of Christian faith. I never trusted it, not because of dumb "I'm no sheep" euphoric crap, but because I know it's made by people. People can change writing, can be corrupted, and aren't something to put complete faith in, especially with a book that's been translated twice and around for such a long time. There's bound to be flaws, but true Christians should be able to believe despite the flaws, because the bible can only be so consistent with it's history.
#302 - You can't argue with a guy that have been taught to blindly be…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/17/2014 on Because the Bible tells me so 0
User avatar #306 - kinginyellow (02/17/2014) [-]
Not saying the bible is to be put on trial either, I know a lot of Christians take some if not most of the stories as lessons, it's that he says he would believe a completely false fact because it's in his faith that it's so horrible. That's just blind faith there.
User avatar #305 - kinginyellow (02/17/2014) [-]
There's a problem when somebody thinks that because it's in their belief it should be applied as fact. Faith can have a place next to science, but not if people put faith where evidence should be, and choose to ignore proven fact. You can believe what you want, yes, but don't bitch and complain if facts state otherwise.

I know science doesn't disprove God, but if the bible contained a straight out lie like water is made of carbon, the followers shouldn't get mad if that fact is proven wrong.
User avatar #307 - dantemp (02/17/2014) [-]
The problem is that disproving the bible disproves the faith itself. If they admit that this part of the Bible is a lie, then it stands to reason that the other things may have been a lie too. This is why the Inquisition was willing to kill people of science. The religion is used as a tool of power. Disproving its statements weaken its power. People that are using this power can't have that. At least this is the one side of the coin. The other is just people that find comfort in the believe in God, afterlife and heavenly justice and to them it is just not willing to take that comfort away, and they get in denial.

my point is, there is no reason for neither of them to listen to reason and showing them proof for anything.

I think that the faith in God is a beautiful thing and it should be encouraged, but a lot of dumb shit comes with it.
User avatar #308 - kinginyellow (02/17/2014) [-]
I would say that faith shouldn't be dependent on the bible, even though it contains the story of Christian faith. I never trusted it, not because of dumb "I'm no sheep" euphoric crap, but because I know it's made by people. People can change writing, can be corrupted, and aren't something to put complete faith in, especially with a book that's been translated twice and around for such a long time. There's bound to be flaws, but true Christians should be able to believe despite the flaws, because the bible can only be so consistent with it's history.
#7 - "God damn it, Tyrone" 02/16/2014 on I injected 5 whole marijuanas -1
#57 - The song is beautiful, I listen to it almost everyda… 02/16/2014 on Facts about Frozen 0
#77 - ugh, really, do I need to explain it? When you are making fun …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/14/2014 on Calling all sluts -2
User avatar #83 - mrjunebug (02/14/2014) [-]
I only know Dane Cook's "The Atheist" joke. I don't like Cook's comedic style but that story was pretty funny. Even though I am an atheist, I loved that one.
User avatar #82 - pamman (02/14/2014) [-]
If there are, they're not funny.
#69 - This was not the answer I was looking for, but I like the way … 02/14/2014 on Calling all sluts +7
#63 - Thank you. I love finding a new comedian. This one was awesome…  [+] (14 new replies) 02/14/2014 on Calling all sluts +1
User avatar #151 - mewoveyouwongtime (02/18/2014) [-]
I don't think he ever used it in any of his work but Steve Harvey the black guy that is currently hosting "Family Feud" is a very devout Christian, he's even said that women should not date Atheists if they want to be happy
#114 - creepyunclebob (02/15/2014) [-]
they exist, you just haven't heard of them because they aren't funny.
#76 - wtfduud (02/14/2014) [-]
That's not what comedians are for. They make fun of topics, rather than argue for them.
User avatar #77 - dantemp (02/14/2014) [-]
ugh, really, do I need to explain it? When you are making fun of a topic, you're picking a side. No exceptions. And comedians ALWAYS pick the side of the atheist. Always make fun of the general concept of a religion. Doesn't have to be rude or forcing opinions, but they do. I just wonder if there is a stand-up comedian that made fun of non-believers.
User avatar #83 - mrjunebug (02/14/2014) [-]
I only know Dane Cook's "The Atheist" joke. I don't like Cook's comedic style but that story was pretty funny. Even though I am an atheist, I loved that one.
User avatar #82 - pamman (02/14/2014) [-]
If there are, they're not funny.
User avatar #75 - lolfire (02/14/2014) [-]
.... Marcus Brigstock doesn't really "defend" any religion, but he hammers all 3 of the main ones equally.

To the 3 abrahamic religions.......
User avatar #73 - YllekNayr (02/14/2014) [-]
That's not generally something that's funny, though there are several that talk positively about generic spirituality.
User avatar #68 - articulate (02/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, there was one who recently debated with Bill Nye.
#124 - resbiansrock (02/15/2014) [-]
Oh my.
#92 - blargheon (02/14/2014) [-]
#74 - dzubelyudee (02/14/2014) [-]
(More) Shots fired
#72 - chowfredokins (02/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #69 - dantemp (02/14/2014) [-]
This was not the answer I was looking for, but I like the way you think.
#185 - I didn't said they didn't change. I say that there are differe…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2014 on Dogs then and now. 0
User avatar #187 - puggles (02/14/2014) [-]
agreed that the poster probably picked extreme examples but just saying that the breed standards (the ones they use to judge the dogs at shows and such) have changed over the years, and while there are purebred dogs out there that reflect the old standards, they're now considered non- or off-standard and wouldn't be considered for showing, while the "perfect" dogs now days would be laughed out of the ring at the "then" dog shows. it's not like the posts showing some hot chick from the 60's and then some skinny or fat chick now and saying "what the hell happened?" when humans haven't changed much in several thousand years, much less 50 years or so. the majority of the dogs match the breed standard and the various types change over time to the point where they're barely recognizable.

tl;dr men women and music have always had a fairly well balanced mix of good and suck, where as dog breeds mostly change as a group over time.
#158 - the "then and now" comps are usually biased as …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/14/2014 on Dogs then and now. 0
User avatar #183 - puggles (02/14/2014) [-]
nope. breed standards have changed as time has went by, based on collective breeder preferences. they accentuate or minimize certain characteristics through selective breeding.
User avatar #185 - dantemp (02/14/2014) [-]
I didn't said they didn't change. I say that there are differences between speciments and the creator of the content deliberately choose the one suited to make his point.
User avatar #187 - puggles (02/14/2014) [-]
agreed that the poster probably picked extreme examples but just saying that the breed standards (the ones they use to judge the dogs at shows and such) have changed over the years, and while there are purebred dogs out there that reflect the old standards, they're now considered non- or off-standard and wouldn't be considered for showing, while the "perfect" dogs now days would be laughed out of the ring at the "then" dog shows. it's not like the posts showing some hot chick from the 60's and then some skinny or fat chick now and saying "what the hell happened?" when humans haven't changed much in several thousand years, much less 50 years or so. the majority of the dogs match the breed standard and the various types change over time to the point where they're barely recognizable.

tl;dr men women and music have always had a fairly well balanced mix of good and suck, where as dog breeds mostly change as a group over time.
#135 - it doesn't matter if it is 5 or 50 seasons, as long as it's al… 02/13/2014 on More than 15... +1
#135 - this post makes me cringe because more than one reasons. …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/12/2014 on Afraid +2
User avatar #142 - Crusader (02/12/2014) [-]
It's not that it makes you a better person.

The post is trying to create the belief that people who were never spanked are sissies. Which isn't true.
#113 - Comment deleted 02/12/2014 on ..take that atheist....i guess 0
#112 - Comment deleted 02/12/2014 on ..take that atheist....i guess 0
#7749360 - yes 02/11/2014 on retard forum 0
#7749348 - O... key... now I need an urethra then...  [+] (2 new replies) 02/11/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #7749356 - thedarkestrogue (02/11/2014) [-]
both males and females have urethras......
User avatar #7749360 - dantemp (02/11/2014) [-]
yes
#416 - OK, this is a ton of ******** . I know for a fact … 02/11/2014 on Funnyjunk compilation 0
#136 - I have no idea what you're asking 02/11/2014 on that's a bit gay 0
#93 - oh, so even you don't know what you meant. That makes sense no… 02/10/2014 on You know what's really weird? +1

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#25 - minionofdolan (11/18/2013) [-]
**minionofdolan rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Well Shit... ** Nope sadly Im not trolling Ive been lurking beta threads, feels threads, and others along the same lines for about 4 days straight now across many chans. Im self esteem is at its lowest and I feel like venting to someone even if its a stranger on the internet. For you see in my real little world I am alone. I have no friends, most of family lives out of state, GF lives about 2 hours north of me so I only see her every couple months or so If Im lucky. Nope its just me. I guess im the stereotypical dork that is a basement dweller and has no life. I spend 90% of my time while not working of course on FJ,Chans,or a few mmo sites I play on that or some xbox that's about it. Sadly I love playing vidya games but Im terrible at most. If you ever checked my **** its always at the lowest difficulty due to me not being able to actually play very well. More later I suppose. So I know this is a stupid amerifag question but never been out of the u.s What is it like where you hail from?
User avatar #26 to #25 - dantemp (11/18/2013) [-]
Well, that's a difficulty question. I've never been in America (never actually lived anywhere, except in Rome for a week, for one disastrously bad PES tournament) so I can't have an informed opinion.

That being said, I've watched enough television and read enough things, to have the opinion that here is quite less cool.
There are things that are ridiculously bad, like the fact that most of the people have salaries around $400 per month but the fuel is something like twice more expensive. Same with gaming, if you pay $400 for a PS4, I pay 400 euros, which is ******** . Don't get me started on health care, it is normal for a people that can't work anything to not get any help, not to mention people insane to the point of inability to take care of themselves.
It's not all bad though, you still can do good things if you know what you're doing. You still can make money. The mentality of the people older than me is ****** up though. My father for instance is convinced that the term "defending your rights" is fairytale. Good that my mother taught me to do it, so I recently managed to fix a tax that was unfairly given to me. As a whole people that have grown during the socialist regime are pretty ****** up, bitter, angry and aggressive. There are exception of course, but most of the times someone gets on my nerve, is someone like that. We have our " ******* " - gypsies. Their culture is pretty barbarian, but this being "anti racist" times, our government does almost nothing about it, actually condoning their criminal behavior. They make me see why some people could grow racist. It's not right, but I can see why it can happen. I've written a post about it here: www.funnyjunk.com/if+we+all+could+just+learn+from+this/funny-pictures/4886208/108#108

Our political state is a joke. None of the parties seem fit to rule over the country. There was this one guy that seemed good (he ****** up our health and school systems, but we know why he did it, moving the money to take care of the infrastructure of country and actually finishing what he started) but recently he acted like a little bitch, giving up to the pressure some ******** put upon him and resigning 3-4 months before the new election (he was a prime minister and he pulled off everyone from his party) and I lost faith in him too. Now the people that got the most votes are ex-socialist and people are protesting like crazy. I think the mob in front of the government is there for 6 months now.

Anything more specific?
#27 to #26 - devout feminist (11/18/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
User avatar #28 to #27 - dantemp (11/18/2013) [-]
what? you sure? isn't this like a bundle or something? I'm pretty sure that the standard package is 400.
User avatar #24 - crimsontyyde (08/13/2013) [-]
bb, bbpls luv me bb, bb y wnt u lk me in the eyes whn we mk luv bb?
#20 - crzycuban (08/08/2013) [-]
gimme the link to that jessica post that pixelated PLEASE
User avatar #18 - thenopepope ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
You are the hero funnyjunk needs
User avatar #16 - diverdee (08/08/2013) [-]
You got so many thumps on that anon-jessica text didnt you?
But You also deserve it! you are the man.. Or the woman if that is the case!
User avatar #17 to #16 - dantemp (08/08/2013) [-]
yes I did, and it makes me pretty happy
but if there was anything more I could do so the guy from 4chan could feel the win he caused, I would have done it a 100 times...
User avatar #14 - tdogmeds (08/08/2013) [-]
Dude, I gotta thank you for puttin in the work on that greentext.
#7 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
I am sincerely sorry for being a ****** . On my behalf, I honor you with a ****
User avatar #8 to #7 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Dude, comment on my profile? You are taking this too seriously, I'm starting to feel bad that I actually hurt your feelings....
User avatar #9 to #8 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
lol its k i was gonna kill myself tonight anyway
User avatar #10 to #9 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Oh, good, I was worried there for a second. Phew.
User avatar #11 to #10 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
i died
User avatar #12 to #11 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Wow. They got WiFi down there?
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