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#193 - someone posted online private information of his like address …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/12/2014 on United we stand +1
#271 - flipped (09/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #194 - lolocaustic (09/12/2014) [-]
That's harsh, but not really unexpected. Oh well, guess we won't be getting that game that nobody asked for. :c
User avatar #196 - dantemp (09/12/2014) [-]
He cancelled Fez II a year ago, that time an argument with the Annoyed Gamer "triggered" him. Fish was already useless and not many will miss him.
#170 - Comment deleted  [+] (27 new replies) 09/12/2014 on United we stand -51
#219 - reloyjerkins (09/12/2014) [-]
#215 - gigamuffin (09/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #216 - dantemp (09/12/2014) [-]
second to last paragraph
User avatar #213 - dantemp (09/12/2014) [-]
I only wonder whether the negative votes are because this is too long to read, because is taking myself too serious or because the vast majority of you took the first sentence from the second paragraph out of context and decided that somehow I condemn people that are hating on Quinn...
#217 - eutherin (09/12/2014) [-]
Because your shit is fucking wrong. Vivian started with 4chan helping the opressed by zoe quinn.

Because she and the SO's of some of them have come out and said that.

Because you're sticking up for not one, but two massive pieces of shit.

DO you even know what Zoe Quinn did to TFYC?
User avatar #220 - dantemp (09/12/2014) [-]
So you think I'm sticking up for Quinn? Well that explains it.
#221 - eutherin (09/12/2014) [-]
My issue isnt with that, that's your decision. but your facts are wrong.
User avatar #222 - dantemp (09/12/2014) [-]
What? What fact is wrong and what is my decision? To stick with Quinn? But I'm not. Did you even read the thing I wrote? I am saying that I doubt that she didn't use sex to gain influence. How is that sticking with her?
#224 - eutherin (09/12/2014) [-]
"So you think..." I was stating I don't care where you stand. Vivian james started on 4chan as a joke when the 5guys stuff was going on, for reasons other than what you'd stated. Also, I'm not sure if you intended this, but the way that you wrote it implies your calling of Zoe Quinn innocent.

I didn't thumb you down, I'm just taking stabs at why people did
User avatar #225 - dantemp (09/12/2014) [-]
can you say that you honestly read through the whole thing and still thought that I'm defending quinn?
#267 - eutherin (09/12/2014) [-]
It was a bit wishy washy to be honest.


Here's something else she's a horrible person for.

Now she's flat out lying AND stealing
#207 - SirMartin (09/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #208 - dantemp (09/12/2014) [-]
Why do you think Vivian wouldn't approve of this comment?
#209 - SirMartin (09/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #210 - dantemp (09/12/2014) [-]
oh, it's like that, I guess you win then.
#211 - SirMartin (09/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #205 - hikewne (09/12/2014) [-]
Man if you're going to write that wall of text its good to use spoilers. There are many things that people don't care.
User avatar #192 - lolocaustic (09/12/2014) [-]
What happened to the Fishman? Did he die or something, I'm not really in the know
User avatar #193 - dantemp (09/12/2014) [-]
someone posted online private information of his like address and social security number. He flipped shit and declared his company for sale, claiming that he doesn't want anything more to do with the videogame business.
#271 - flipped (09/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #194 - lolocaustic (09/12/2014) [-]
That's harsh, but not really unexpected. Oh well, guess we won't be getting that game that nobody asked for. :c
User avatar #196 - dantemp (09/12/2014) [-]
He cancelled Fez II a year ago, that time an argument with the Annoyed Gamer "triggered" him. Fish was already useless and not many will miss him.
#189 - kaboomz (09/12/2014) [-]
i aint reading that
#186 - krakatit (09/12/2014) [-]
I really wonder why you got negative votes. Well, yeah, this is not a funny coment, but still.
#176 - crazyglove (09/12/2014) [-]
There are better walls of text to read
#174 - mvhliv (09/12/2014) [-]
#173 - picas (09/12/2014) [-]
I tried to read this but
#23 - don't Use THE MEME WRONG 09/11/2014 on It's sad because its true 0
#21 - Sherlock is amazing. It's set in modern days and has a certain… 09/11/2014 on Does this need a spoiler... +1
#9 - One Piece is as perfect as it gets with story expanding over 15 years 09/11/2014 on How to end a Zombie Apocalypse 0
#10 - "Joey, you are homo sapiens" "Woah, du… 09/10/2014 on Joey 0
#3 - but, I always read the footnotes, they are really funny... at …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/10/2014 on Title +30
User avatar #13 - jordanish (09/10/2014) [-]
I got into so much shit because I thought that foot notes were supposed to be a way for the writer to express his sarcastic exasperation with shit. Pratchett and Gaiman have so much to answer for
User avatar #9 - jokerjack (09/10/2014) [-]
Footnotes in the Bartimaeus trilogy are the best things ever
#39 - hey, that's the guy from HAWP, what did he do? 09/10/2014 on Attack in the night! 0
#527 - ugh, I played Civilization... does that count as an alternativ… 09/10/2014 on How fucked are you? 0
#83 - is someone taking this post serious? poor naive sods... 09/10/2014 on Anons Mom is gonna shut... 0
#133 - I can't believe an opinion stupid as this gets so many thumbs … 09/09/2014 on Adam Baldwin still based as... 0
#60 - yes, because Bulgarian women are so ugly, right?!  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2014 on Two Men and a Woman 0
#76 - Womens Study Major (09/09/2014) [-]
yes, yes they are
#218 - But 1999 is 10 years after the fall of the communism. If it's … 09/08/2014 on Thank you based Putin +1
#295 - NO.WAY? SERIOSLY? HOW DIDI YOZU CAME UP TO THAT CONCLUSION YOU… 09/08/2014 on No more female hate and... 0
#210 - I would love to watch a full length movie in this style. 09/08/2014 on Animation so much better... 0
#46 - replying for science 09/07/2014 on Injustice : Gods Among Us... 0
#225 - **dantemp rolls 11** allow me  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2014 on its that time of year +7
#234 - lastweek (09/07/2014) [-]
Good roll but for some reason I was more amused by the guy who rolled 22.
#308 - thank you guys, this thread is exactly what I needed, you are … 09/05/2014 on I wish admin would party... +1
#50 - this is good, this is very good, can't wait to get home to watch it 09/05/2014 on Rest In Fucking Pieces. 0
#34 - was that the chubby guy with the gentle eyes? 09/05/2014 on Giant Spider Dog Prank +1
#61 - why... why, why is it separate gifs? WHY? It gave me a headach… 09/05/2014 on Awesome dad 0
#87 - Dante in DMC4 was one of fiercest enemies.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2014 on Is it thought? 0
#152 - reapermaster (09/05/2014) [-]
try Vergil 3 in DMC3 on dmd mode
#10 - The article doesn't say that the 99.999% of the population is …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2014 on Global Warming Denyers FW +1
#12 - kulamia (09/05/2014) [-]
Ah, thank you for the insight.
#13 - oh, lol, they did back then, didn't they 09/04/2014 on Space Jam website is still up 0
#64 - is the skyrim one a screenshot? If yes, I want that ENB 09/04/2014 on (untitled) 0
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#25 - minionofdolan (11/18/2013) [-]
**minionofdolan rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Well Shit... ** Nope sadly Im not trolling Ive been lurking beta threads, feels threads, and others along the same lines for about 4 days straight now across many chans. Im self esteem is at its lowest and I feel like venting to someone even if its a stranger on the internet. For you see in my real little world I am alone. I have no friends, most of family lives out of state, GF lives about 2 hours north of me so I only see her every couple months or so If Im lucky. Nope its just me. I guess im the stereotypical dork that is a basement dweller and has no life. I spend 90% of my time while not working of course on FJ,Chans,or a few mmo sites I play on that or some xbox that's about it. Sadly I love playing vidya games but Im terrible at most. If you ever checked my **** its always at the lowest difficulty due to me not being able to actually play very well. More later I suppose. So I know this is a stupid amerifag question but never been out of the u.s What is it like where you hail from?
User avatar #26 to #25 - dantemp (11/18/2013) [-]
Well, that's a difficulty question. I've never been in America (never actually lived anywhere, except in Rome for a week, for one disastrously bad PES tournament) so I can't have an informed opinion.

That being said, I've watched enough television and read enough things, to have the opinion that here is quite less cool.
There are things that are ridiculously bad, like the fact that most of the people have salaries around $400 per month but the fuel is something like twice more expensive. Same with gaming, if you pay $400 for a PS4, I pay 400 euros, which is ******** . Don't get me started on health care, it is normal for a people that can't work anything to not get any help, not to mention people insane to the point of inability to take care of themselves.
It's not all bad though, you still can do good things if you know what you're doing. You still can make money. The mentality of the people older than me is ****** up though. My father for instance is convinced that the term "defending your rights" is fairytale. Good that my mother taught me to do it, so I recently managed to fix a tax that was unfairly given to me. As a whole people that have grown during the socialist regime are pretty ****** up, bitter, angry and aggressive. There are exception of course, but most of the times someone gets on my nerve, is someone like that. We have our " ******* " - gypsies. Their culture is pretty barbarian, but this being "anti racist" times, our government does almost nothing about it, actually condoning their criminal behavior. They make me see why some people could grow racist. It's not right, but I can see why it can happen. I've written a post about it here: www.funnyjunk.com/if+we+all+could+just+learn+from+this/funny-pictures/4886208/108#108

Our political state is a joke. None of the parties seem fit to rule over the country. There was this one guy that seemed good (he ****** up our health and school systems, but we know why he did it, moving the money to take care of the infrastructure of country and actually finishing what he started) but recently he acted like a little bitch, giving up to the pressure some assholes put upon him and resigning 3-4 months before the new election (he was a prime minister and he pulled off everyone from his party) and I lost faith in him too. Now the people that got the most votes are ex-socialist and people are protesting like crazy. I think the mob in front of the government is there for 6 months now.

Anything more specific?
#27 to #26 - Womens Study Major (11/18/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
User avatar #28 to #27 - dantemp (11/18/2013) [-]
what? you sure? isn't this like a bundle or something? I'm pretty sure that the standard package is 400.
User avatar #24 - crimsontyyde (08/13/2013) [-]
bb, bbpls luv me bb, bb y wnt u lk me in the eyes whn we mk luv bb?
#20 - crzycuban (08/08/2013) [-]
gimme the link to that jessica post that pixelated PLEASE
User avatar #18 - thenopepope (08/08/2013) [-]
You are the hero funnyjunk needs
User avatar #16 - diverdee (08/08/2013) [-]
You got so many thumps on that anon-jessica text didnt you?
But You also deserve it! you are the man.. Or the woman if that is the case!
User avatar #17 to #16 - dantemp (08/08/2013) [-]
yes I did, and it makes me pretty happy
but if there was anything more I could do so the guy from 4chan could feel the win he caused, I would have done it a 100 times...
User avatar #14 - tdogmeds (08/08/2013) [-]
Dude, I gotta thank you for puttin in the work on that greentext.
#7 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
I am sincerely sorry for being a faggot. On my behalf, I honor you with a ****
User avatar #8 to #7 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Dude, comment on my profile? You are taking this too seriously, I'm starting to feel bad that I actually hurt your feelings....
User avatar #9 to #8 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
lol its k i was gonna kill myself tonight anyway
User avatar #10 to #9 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Oh, good, I was worried there for a second. Phew.
User avatar #11 to #10 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
i died
User avatar #12 to #11 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Wow. They got WiFi down there?
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