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#5 - Strange, but I think that FJ is the only forum/imageboard/some…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/24/2014 on Inspirational Wallpaper 0
User avatar #7 - ratytang (09/24/2014) [-]
its an old joke, admin used to ban people when he got butt hurt, he went through a stage where everyone hated him, he even had to pretend that the owner of funnyjunk changed to get people to stop hating him, the joke you're banned has stuck from that, but im sure you know that
User avatar #13 - dantemp (09/24/2014) [-]
I actually didn't. I think I was around back then, but didn't pay much attention to the meta... thank you for the detailed explanation
#26 - c'mon son, let me show you the ways of reposts so you can achi… 09/24/2014 on Apparently I'm still new here 0
#14 - we waited ages for the third part, we all wish for more but do… 09/23/2014 on The stoic orc saga... +1
#315 - THIS THIS THIS SO MUCH THIS I swear I don't usually w… 09/23/2014 on let's hear your site... +3
#8 - I used to go to 9gag because even though they had even then ze…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/23/2014 on The true reason why... 0
User avatar #48 - phanacit (09/24/2014) [-]
comment section of 9fag:
imahomofagilvcockD
fakefemale:omg im a grill gamer. Replys: omg ur hawt wanafuk. men are stupid, please have sex with me. FAKE N GHEY, fedora mtwdew swag360weed.

im a faggot:herr souce Thegayestsiteeverforfaggots.com
cocknigger:LE MAYMAYS R KEWL
imjustafaggot:im super smart pay attention to me
cockniggeralt:wow this offends me TAKE IT DOWN O R I AM SUEING EVERYONE
cocknigger3rdaltMG REPUST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bitchassbusta:wuw piediepum neds tuh c dis
noonecaresaboutouraccount:"same comment overandover and gets rated uptheass"
#14 - anonymous (09/23/2014) [-]
The worst part about 9gag (when I lastly got in there) was the comments:
"Hey guys I have a girl photo avatar"
-> "Plz suck my dong"
-> "I'd totally bang you"
-> etc
User avatar #33 - yujisakaii (09/23/2014) [-]
not only that, many of the images are just some fucking vacation pictures...
nothing funny always something like: look where i was
User avatar #49 - phanacit (09/24/2014) [-]
its just standard picture of animals nowadays,
omg my cat is asleep BETTER PUST N9FAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!11!!11!1112222TWOTWOTWO
#19 - Is this 8chan or 4chan? Is there a tell to make the difference…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2014 on 7+1 chan 0
User avatar #22 - nerfingatyourface (09/23/2014) [-]
8chan goes with the colour blue while halfchan goes with red unless it's /K/ which is blue.
User avatar #20 - lordlolland (09/23/2014) [-]
Look in the background, if you see moot taking a strap-on up the butt while counting shekels then its 4Chan.

Otherwise you are in Hotwheels domain.
#295 - PES2015 and Civ V, can't even tell how would look. The pitch i… 09/23/2014 on ? 0
#706 - damage control, I love it! 09/23/2014 on rename anonymous +6
#247 - I'm not sure if F4 should be on this list. We are waiting far … 09/23/2014 on game genie 0
#327 - Thumbed for right attitude. May you be the best and proudest o… 09/23/2014 on And on this day, There was... +2
#212 - I'm exactly that much and most girls say that I'm tall, guys don't. 09/22/2014 on What it's like being tall 0
#80 - way to ride on the wave addy 09/19/2014 on Gamergate/SJW discussion... 0
#53 - I absolutely agree with you. What russtles my jimmies is the f… 09/19/2014 on On this site, a truly... 0
#386 - I loved the way this woman talk, she's really factual, kind an… 09/19/2014 on Factual Feminist +1
#5 - is project X some early stage of the X-box? Because there was …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/18/2014 on Who will win?! 0
User avatar #25 - lunarmage (09/18/2014) [-]
The Most Obscure Console Ever - Nuon - Rerez This is a review of said console. It was renamed the Nuon
#13 - anonymous (09/18/2014) [-]
>leaving the lmgtfy
>not tinylinking it for the surprise

Boo
#60 - How is this bigotry? Are we talking about what should be gener… 09/18/2014 on Oops +1
#18 - I can't believe that gaming journalists, that are suppose to b… 09/18/2014 on Because the two are so... +4
#11 - While I agree that driving within a certain speed limit is req… 09/18/2014 on powerful ad against speeding +1
#12 - I have no idea what's going on. The prank is that they are vid… 09/18/2014 on Prank on Cops Gone Wrong +1
#52 - this would make me uncomfortable because it's gay... no, reall…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/18/2014 on Oops 0
#54 - anonymous (09/18/2014) [-]
Look at you being a li'l biggot. How cute.
User avatar #60 - dantemp (09/18/2014) [-]
How is this bigotry? Are we talking about what should be generally accepted as standard for the mass population or are we just messing with each other? I thought that her point is that if this things were really made as much for women as for men, this is what batman (which is a role model for a lot of kids and not only) should look like. And I don't think this is what batman should look like to appeal to women. If this makes men uncomfortable, it's because it is making batman look a lot more feminine (which is different than appealing to women) than that character should be. There is nothing wrong with gay people having characters developed for their liking, but this isn't the case here.... right?
#262 - Comment deleted 09/18/2014 on you got banned 0
#59 - actually, some women have a sense for fourth color, scientific… 09/18/2014 on Long scroll ahead 0
#97 - Or maybe we agree that they should be treated equally? Maybe…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2014 on (untitled) -1
#109 - anonymous (09/17/2014) [-]
They already are.
User avatar #102 - lmOldGreg (09/17/2014) [-]
Hmm sort of. But this seemed sexualised.
#202 - As I said, one is about people that barely make a living from …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Most recent Gamergate... 0
#205 - gigawalrus (09/17/2014) [-]
Well I can definitely see your point, this isn't what one would normally classify as a wikileaks worthy controversy. I think both situations are examples of corruption, but to the degree to which each effects their respective parties there is definitely a difference.
#204 - anonymous (09/17/2014) [-]
Worked too. Haven't heard of them in a while till they said this.
#90 - by I meant and actually the next Jimquizitions are about thi… 09/17/2014 on Fuck Cracked, they support... 0
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#25 - minionofdolan (11/18/2013) [-]
**minionofdolan rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Well Shit... ** Nope sadly Im not trolling Ive been lurking beta threads, feels threads, and others along the same lines for about 4 days straight now across many chans. Im self esteem is at its lowest and I feel like venting to someone even if its a stranger on the internet. For you see in my real little world I am alone. I have no friends, most of family lives out of state, GF lives about 2 hours north of me so I only see her every couple months or so If Im lucky. Nope its just me. I guess im the stereotypical dork that is a basement dweller and has no life. I spend 90% of my time while not working of course on FJ,Chans,or a few mmo sites I play on that or some xbox that's about it. Sadly I love playing vidya games but Im terrible at most. If you ever checked my **** its always at the lowest difficulty due to me not being able to actually play very well. More later I suppose. So I know this is a stupid amerifag question but never been out of the u.s What is it like where you hail from?
User avatar #26 to #25 - dantemp (11/18/2013) [-]
Well, that's a difficulty question. I've never been in America (never actually lived anywhere, except in Rome for a week, for one disastrously bad PES tournament) so I can't have an informed opinion.

That being said, I've watched enough television and read enough things, to have the opinion that here is quite less cool.
There are things that are ridiculously bad, like the fact that most of the people have salaries around $400 per month but the fuel is something like twice more expensive. Same with gaming, if you pay $400 for a PS4, I pay 400 euros, which is ******** . Don't get me started on health care, it is normal for a people that can't work anything to not get any help, not to mention people insane to the point of inability to take care of themselves.
It's not all bad though, you still can do good things if you know what you're doing. You still can make money. The mentality of the people older than me is ****** up though. My father for instance is convinced that the term "defending your rights" is fairytale. Good that my mother taught me to do it, so I recently managed to fix a tax that was unfairly given to me. As a whole people that have grown during the socialist regime are pretty ****** up, bitter, angry and aggressive. There are exception of course, but most of the times someone gets on my nerve, is someone like that. We have our " ******* " - gypsies. Their culture is pretty barbarian, but this being "anti racist" times, our government does almost nothing about it, actually condoning their criminal behavior. They make me see why some people could grow racist. It's not right, but I can see why it can happen. I've written a post about it here: www.funnyjunk.com/if+we+all+could+just+learn+from+this/funny-pictures/4886208/108#108

Our political state is a joke. None of the parties seem fit to rule over the country. There was this one guy that seemed good (he ****** up our health and school systems, but we know why he did it, moving the money to take care of the infrastructure of country and actually finishing what he started) but recently he acted like a little bitch, giving up to the pressure some assholes put upon him and resigning 3-4 months before the new election (he was a prime minister and he pulled off everyone from his party) and I lost faith in him too. Now the people that got the most votes are ex-socialist and people are protesting like crazy. I think the mob in front of the government is there for 6 months now.

Anything more specific?
#27 to #26 - anonymous (11/18/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
User avatar #28 to #27 - dantemp (11/18/2013) [-]
what? you sure? isn't this like a bundle or something? I'm pretty sure that the standard package is 400.
User avatar #24 - crimsontyyde (08/13/2013) [-]
bb, bbpls luv me bb, bb y wnt u lk me in the eyes whn we mk luv bb?
#20 - crzycuban ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
gimme the link to that jessica post that pixelated PLEASE
User avatar #18 - thenopepope ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
You are the hero funnyjunk needs
User avatar #16 - diverdee (08/08/2013) [-]
You got so many thumps on that anon-jessica text didnt you?
But You also deserve it! you are the man.. Or the woman if that is the case!
User avatar #17 to #16 - dantemp (08/08/2013) [-]
yes I did, and it makes me pretty happy
but if there was anything more I could do so the guy from 4chan could feel the win he caused, I would have done it a 100 times...
User avatar #14 - tdogmeds (08/08/2013) [-]
Dude, I gotta thank you for puttin in the work on that greentext.
#7 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
I am sincerely sorry for being a faggot. On my behalf, I honor you with a ****
User avatar #8 to #7 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Dude, comment on my profile? You are taking this too seriously, I'm starting to feel bad that I actually hurt your feelings....
User avatar #9 to #8 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
lol its k i was gonna kill myself tonight anyway
User avatar #10 to #9 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Oh, good, I was worried there for a second. Phew.
User avatar #11 to #10 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
i died
User avatar #12 to #11 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Wow. They got WiFi down there?
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