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#54 - So, you included me in your gay orgy fantasy story... why? 05/11/2014 on Big Meaty Cocks +1
#45 - I'm commenting on this for reasons 05/10/2014 on The nerve of some people +1
#24 - The two sentences horror story are as amazing as I've read the… 05/10/2014 on nope 0
#255 - there is an actual theoretical law that states something along…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2014 on Bronies +3
User avatar #278 - fuzzyballs (05/10/2014) [-]
fine? it would be less bad
User avatar #260 - leproon (05/10/2014) [-]
I think that's the Streisand effect.
#72 - you have every right, I've been thought that hyperbola is the … 05/09/2014 on the meme misuse hurts 0
#71 - it's a rape roll-play. Not actual rape. The idea of rollplayin…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2014 on the meme misuse hurts +1
User avatar #83 - ciacheczko (05/09/2014) [-]
Oooh, okay. I am sorry. If you only PRETEND to abuse someone, then it's ok.

How silly of me to think otherwise.
You are sick.
#112 - HellsSponge (05/09/2014) [-]
Found the feminist
#63 - OK, how the fuck do you imagine the rape fantasy is realized? …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/09/2014 on the meme misuse hurts +1
User avatar #64 - ciacheczko (05/09/2014) [-]
Yeaaah.... You really don't know your shit. Even the most hardcore S&M stuff isn't comparable to rape because both sides agree on it. Even if they agree on inflicting pain and physical wounds on each other, it's still not the same as rape. It's not forced. Therefore is not rape.

I really hope that you are simply too stupid to understand what rape is. Cause if all that you said is your actual definition of rape, then something's wrong with you.

Plus, I love how your cute, innocent mind can't imagine that there really are women who have actual, full-on rape fantasies, not just rough sex fantasies. There are. And they are not okay.

Also, congrats on the downthumbing bandwagon. Think, people.
User avatar #71 - dantemp (05/09/2014) [-]
it's a rape roll-play. Not actual rape. The idea of rollplaying is doing things you fantasize, but you can't do. I also have a full on violent sex fantasies. I even imagine scenarios where I can actually get away with them, but I would never do it in real life, because I wouldn't be able to stand the fact I'm harming another human being. I imagine having sex with children, but if I actually see someone doing it, I would probably rip off their fucking throat with my teeth. The whole idea is that you have some fucked up fantasy because of the strange ways our nervous system and different parts of the brain work, but when we get down to it in real life, we wouldn't go with them because they will hurt us in another way. That's why we play them in a save environment. Being it videogames, rollplay with your SO or just sitting with your eyes closed and imagine you can control time and after you're done you get the time back and no one is hurt.
User avatar #83 - ciacheczko (05/09/2014) [-]
Oooh, okay. I am sorry. If you only PRETEND to abuse someone, then it's ok.

How silly of me to think otherwise.
You are sick.
#112 - HellsSponge (05/09/2014) [-]
Found the feminist
#15 - OK, I'll try to reason with you. But lets get it point by poin… 05/09/2014 on the meme misuse hurts -1
#8 - thought* process 05/09/2014 on the meme misuse hurts +1
#7 - you have a fucked up tough process. I have a child rape fantas…  [+] (12 new replies) 05/09/2014 on the meme misuse hurts +13
#60 - ciacheczko (05/09/2014) [-]
Except that to you it's a fantasy - mind how important is that word, you don't actually rape children - while this chick not only fantasizes, but is obviously asking her man to pretend he's raping her.

Submission =/= Rape. Get that shit straight. I am a chick, I like both dominating and being dominated in bed, but rape is when someone doesn't want to have sex.

I agree with badmonkey. The girl is fucked up and I can bet whatever-the-fuck-you-want that she has enormous daddy issues.
User avatar #63 - dantemp (05/09/2014) [-]
OK, how the fuck do you imagine the rape fantasy is realized? I don't know the girl, but I'm sure it doesn't go further than dirty talk, a few slaps, high speed and maybe some bondage. I doubt there is even blood. When I roleplay teacher/student fantasy with my girl, we don't do actual homework ffs.
User avatar #64 - ciacheczko (05/09/2014) [-]
Yeaaah.... You really don't know your shit. Even the most hardcore S&M stuff isn't comparable to rape because both sides agree on it. Even if they agree on inflicting pain and physical wounds on each other, it's still not the same as rape. It's not forced. Therefore is not rape.

I really hope that you are simply too stupid to understand what rape is. Cause if all that you said is your actual definition of rape, then something's wrong with you.

Plus, I love how your cute, innocent mind can't imagine that there really are women who have actual, full-on rape fantasies, not just rough sex fantasies. There are. And they are not okay.

Also, congrats on the downthumbing bandwagon. Think, people.
User avatar #71 - dantemp (05/09/2014) [-]
it's a rape roll-play. Not actual rape. The idea of rollplaying is doing things you fantasize, but you can't do. I also have a full on violent sex fantasies. I even imagine scenarios where I can actually get away with them, but I would never do it in real life, because I wouldn't be able to stand the fact I'm harming another human being. I imagine having sex with children, but if I actually see someone doing it, I would probably rip off their fucking throat with my teeth. The whole idea is that you have some fucked up fantasy because of the strange ways our nervous system and different parts of the brain work, but when we get down to it in real life, we wouldn't go with them because they will hurt us in another way. That's why we play them in a save environment. Being it videogames, rollplay with your SO or just sitting with your eyes closed and imagine you can control time and after you're done you get the time back and no one is hurt.
User avatar #83 - ciacheczko (05/09/2014) [-]
Oooh, okay. I am sorry. If you only PRETEND to abuse someone, then it's ok.

How silly of me to think otherwise.
You are sick.
#112 - HellsSponge (05/09/2014) [-]
Found the feminist
#34 - eminesser (05/09/2014) [-]
Im sure it wasn't meant to be funny but i just happened to read the first two sentences alone in that comment, without knowing the context...

"you have a fucked up thought process. I have a child rape fantasy" - made me lmao
User avatar #72 - dantemp (05/09/2014) [-]
you have every right, I've been thought that hyperbola is the best way to emphasize things, but it's not.
#9 - badmonkey (05/09/2014) [-]
I can also say the same about your thought process, but that would be my opinion, which doesn't really support the argument, and so is your statement.
compassionate & caring =/= automatically a good person
how you treat your close ones =/= how you are as a member of society
however
submissive =/= enjoy being raped
having decency =/= feminazi
feminine =/= skanky whore
disapprove =/= condemn

According to your explanation of fantasy of being raped: enjoying the excuse from taking accountability for actions - is that not, essentially, enjoying irresponsibility? and such personality may or may not reflect on other aspects in the life of a person, including the relationships said person's in. I never said it is definitely wrong to have such fetishes, all I'm saying is that I personally would not risk getting into a committed relationship if I know that there's a good chance that he or she is not going to treat it wholeheartedly. That's how I look at it, entirely my opinion, and by no means am I asserting that others should agree and adapt this mentality, but I wouldn't be surprised if quite a few do, because it is entirely logical.

Also, how would you justify your statement of "it's okay if it's not directly causing harm" when rape fundamentally defined as a damage inflicting action? How do you fulfill a rape fantasy is beyond my understanding, do you go ask some stranger to rape the person for real? Because otherwise it wouldn't be rape, right?

So let's be clear now, it's enjoy being submissive, not a fucking rape fantasy, mkay?

you're still fucked up to be turned on by the thought of raping children
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User avatar #15 - dantemp (05/09/2014) [-]
OK, I'll try to reason with you. But lets get it point by point.

First of all. Do you make a difference between consciously deciding something and just feeling it?

I'm asking this in regards of this statement: " enjoying the excuse from taking accountability for actions - is that not, essentially, enjoying irresponsibility?". No, it's not. The girl doesn't go "oh, I want to get some, but how do I do it without coming out as a slut? yeah, I know, I should get raped". She is just seen it/happened to her and she got turned on by it. Then some guy with too much time decided to think over why it could be this way and came up with this. Do you make the distinguishment or you think that basically what you feel in every moment is what you actually are always?
User avatar #8 - dantemp (05/09/2014) [-]
thought* process
#4 - how is her fetish determining if she is worth keeping, wtf man?  [+] (14 new replies) 05/09/2014 on the meme misuse hurts +16
User avatar #5 - badmonkey (05/09/2014) [-]
Call me conservative but I just cannot associate a girl who claims to have a rape fantasy fetish as someone with decency or dignity, not to mention a keeper

inb4 that's just like, your opinion man.jpg - it is, but it isn't groundless either
User avatar #7 - dantemp (05/09/2014) [-]
you have a fucked up tough process. I have a child rape fantasy, and I'm one of the most compassionate and caring people you might meet. The main reason I'm in a healthy seven years relationship (six completed, we are on our seventh) is that my gf feels save around me, because I treat her like the most valuable thing in the world. And I'm loving watching porn where the girl gets punched in her face.

But I'm a fucking extreme case of opposites. The rape fantasy case is pretty common among girls and a lot of psychologists give perfectly normal explanation, like the the feel of helplessness that excuse you from taking accountability for your actions and getting turned on by a strong male. What the fuck is wrong with a girl being submissive? This is the way they were FORCED to be by most sociaties the last 5k years. Suddenly every girl should be a strong independent woman that should take care of herself and keep face in front of the public... and in the same time be feminine about it. Fuck that. If a girl wants to rule the fucking world, good for her. If a girl wants to be taken care of and dominated by a strong guy, that's fine too. We should not condemn any type of behavior as long as it is not directly causing harm to anyone else or herself.
#60 - ciacheczko (05/09/2014) [-]
Except that to you it's a fantasy - mind how important is that word, you don't actually rape children - while this chick not only fantasizes, but is obviously asking her man to pretend he's raping her.

Submission =/= Rape. Get that shit straight. I am a chick, I like both dominating and being dominated in bed, but rape is when someone doesn't want to have sex.

I agree with badmonkey. The girl is fucked up and I can bet whatever-the-fuck-you-want that she has enormous daddy issues.
User avatar #63 - dantemp (05/09/2014) [-]
OK, how the fuck do you imagine the rape fantasy is realized? I don't know the girl, but I'm sure it doesn't go further than dirty talk, a few slaps, high speed and maybe some bondage. I doubt there is even blood. When I roleplay teacher/student fantasy with my girl, we don't do actual homework ffs.
User avatar #64 - ciacheczko (05/09/2014) [-]
Yeaaah.... You really don't know your shit. Even the most hardcore S&M stuff isn't comparable to rape because both sides agree on it. Even if they agree on inflicting pain and physical wounds on each other, it's still not the same as rape. It's not forced. Therefore is not rape.

I really hope that you are simply too stupid to understand what rape is. Cause if all that you said is your actual definition of rape, then something's wrong with you.

Plus, I love how your cute, innocent mind can't imagine that there really are women who have actual, full-on rape fantasies, not just rough sex fantasies. There are. And they are not okay.

Also, congrats on the downthumbing bandwagon. Think, people.
User avatar #71 - dantemp (05/09/2014) [-]
it's a rape roll-play. Not actual rape. The idea of rollplaying is doing things you fantasize, but you can't do. I also have a full on violent sex fantasies. I even imagine scenarios where I can actually get away with them, but I would never do it in real life, because I wouldn't be able to stand the fact I'm harming another human being. I imagine having sex with children, but if I actually see someone doing it, I would probably rip off their fucking throat with my teeth. The whole idea is that you have some fucked up fantasy because of the strange ways our nervous system and different parts of the brain work, but when we get down to it in real life, we wouldn't go with them because they will hurt us in another way. That's why we play them in a save environment. Being it videogames, rollplay with your SO or just sitting with your eyes closed and imagine you can control time and after you're done you get the time back and no one is hurt.
User avatar #83 - ciacheczko (05/09/2014) [-]
Oooh, okay. I am sorry. If you only PRETEND to abuse someone, then it's ok.

How silly of me to think otherwise.
You are sick.
#112 - HellsSponge (05/09/2014) [-]
Found the feminist
#34 - eminesser (05/09/2014) [-]
Im sure it wasn't meant to be funny but i just happened to read the first two sentences alone in that comment, without knowing the context...

"you have a fucked up thought process. I have a child rape fantasy" - made me lmao
User avatar #72 - dantemp (05/09/2014) [-]
you have every right, I've been thought that hyperbola is the best way to emphasize things, but it's not.
#9 - badmonkey (05/09/2014) [-]
I can also say the same about your thought process, but that would be my opinion, which doesn't really support the argument, and so is your statement.
compassionate & caring =/= automatically a good person
how you treat your close ones =/= how you are as a member of society
however
submissive =/= enjoy being raped
having decency =/= feminazi
feminine =/= skanky whore
disapprove =/= condemn

According to your explanation of fantasy of being raped: enjoying the excuse from taking accountability for actions - is that not, essentially, enjoying irresponsibility? and such personality may or may not reflect on other aspects in the life of a person, including the relationships said person's in. I never said it is definitely wrong to have such fetishes, all I'm saying is that I personally would not risk getting into a committed relationship if I know that there's a good chance that he or she is not going to treat it wholeheartedly. That's how I look at it, entirely my opinion, and by no means am I asserting that others should agree and adapt this mentality, but I wouldn't be surprised if quite a few do, because it is entirely logical.

Also, how would you justify your statement of "it's okay if it's not directly causing harm" when rape fundamentally defined as a damage inflicting action? How do you fulfill a rape fantasy is beyond my understanding, do you go ask some stranger to rape the person for real? Because otherwise it wouldn't be rape, right?

So let's be clear now, it's enjoy being submissive, not a fucking rape fantasy, mkay?

you're still fucked up to be turned on by the thought of raping children
#130 - mrdrprofbraeden has deleted their comment.
User avatar #15 - dantemp (05/09/2014) [-]
OK, I'll try to reason with you. But lets get it point by point.

First of all. Do you make a difference between consciously deciding something and just feeling it?

I'm asking this in regards of this statement: " enjoying the excuse from taking accountability for actions - is that not, essentially, enjoying irresponsibility?". No, it's not. The girl doesn't go "oh, I want to get some, but how do I do it without coming out as a slut? yeah, I know, I should get raped". She is just seen it/happened to her and she got turned on by it. Then some guy with too much time decided to think over why it could be this way and came up with this. Do you make the distinguishment or you think that basically what you feel in every moment is what you actually are always?
User avatar #8 - dantemp (05/09/2014) [-]
thought* process
#3 - how was he not able to "commit" his character? Is my…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2014 on Johnny 0
User avatar #4 - symmiie (05/09/2014) [-]
I'm guessing it's "Not able to commit TO his character". Meaning he just couldn't get into that persona.
#8 - kez (05/09/2014) [-]
No, it literally means he was not able to commit his character.

#21 - I wonder where "backspace" is. 05/09/2014 on Suit up -1
#219 - he didn't, the anon's compassion saved anon 05/09/2014 on That was close 0
#30 - the prince looks like brien 05/08/2014 on Creepy wax museum 0
#93 - Your example is invalid. 05/07/2014 on Jump into death 0
#29 - unless you're gay, what the fuck do you care how the guy looks…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2014 on (untitled) -4
User avatar #33 - drastronomy (05/07/2014) [-]
you are supposed to relate to the man, as if you are in his place. Liking niggers is more gay, really, since they look nothing like you.

Thats why i, as a blond haired blue eyed uncircumcised man, have problems finding decent porn with a hot girl
#31 - My imagination often runs wild, fantasizing divers scenarios. … 05/07/2014 on (untitled) 0
#55 - most women I know despise assholes 05/07/2014 on Women's Logic 0
#4 - shit, this has zero positive thumbs, how did I get here... 05/07/2014 on PLEASE CLICK 0
#72 - uhh, not to be that guy, but HIMYM didn't end so long ago to s… 05/07/2014 on TL;DR Wikipedia Compilation... 0
#62 - yeah, because most people go to movies and say "look at t…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/07/2014 on Jump into death 0
#83 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
Well they did for Avatar.
User avatar #93 - dantemp (05/07/2014) [-]
Your example is invalid.
#61 - The thing is, almost everything we do to Earth is reversible. … 05/04/2014 on Enough Said -1
#88 - Comment deleted 05/03/2014 on Disturbed dreams 0
#392 - If I already found love will it start eluding me? If … 05/03/2014 on Pick one of these. 0

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#25 - minionofdolan (11/18/2013) [-]
**minionofdolan rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Well Shit... ** Nope sadly Im not trolling Ive been lurking beta threads, feels threads, and others along the same lines for about 4 days straight now across many chans. Im self esteem is at its lowest and I feel like venting to someone even if its a stranger on the internet. For you see in my real little world I am alone. I have no friends, most of family lives out of state, GF lives about 2 hours north of me so I only see her every couple months or so If Im lucky. Nope its just me. I guess im the stereotypical dork that is a basement dweller and has no life. I spend 90% of my time while not working of course on FJ,Chans,or a few mmo sites I play on that or some xbox that's about it. Sadly I love playing vidya games but Im terrible at most. If you ever checked my shit its always at the lowest difficulty due to me not being able to actually play very well. More later I suppose. So I know this is a stupid amerifag question but never been out of the u.s What is it like where you hail from?
User avatar #26 to #25 - dantemp (11/18/2013) [-]
Well, that's a difficulty question. I've never been in America (never actually lived anywhere, except in Rome for a week, for one disastrously bad PES tournament) so I can't have an informed opinion.

That being said, I've watched enough television and read enough things, to have the opinion that here is quite less cool.
There are things that are ridiculously bad, like the fact that most of the people have salaries around $400 per month but the fuel is something like twice more expensive. Same with gaming, if you pay $400 for a PS4, I pay 400 euros, which is bullshit. Don't get me started on health care, it is normal for a people that can't work anything to not get any help, not to mention people insane to the point of inability to take care of themselves.
It's not all bad though, you still can do good things if you know what you're doing. You still can make money. The mentality of the people older than me is fucked up though. My father for instance is convinced that the term "defending your rights" is fairytale. Good that my mother taught me to do it, so I recently managed to fix a tax that was unfairly given to me. As a whole people that have grown during the socialist regime are pretty fucked up, bitter, angry and aggressive. There are exception of course, but most of the times someone gets on my nerve, is someone like that. We have our "niggers" - gypsies. Their culture is pretty barbarian, but this being "anti racist" times, our government does almost nothing about it, actually condoning their criminal behavior. They make me see why some people could grow racist. It's not right, but I can see why it can happen. I've written a post about it here: www.funnyjunk.com/if+we+all+could+just+learn+from+this/funny-pictures/4886208/108#108

Our political state is a joke. None of the parties seem fit to rule over the country. There was this one guy that seemed good (he fucked up our health and school systems, but we know why he did it, moving the money to take care of the infrastructure of country and actually finishing what he started) but recently he acted like a little bitch, giving up to the pressure some assholes put upon him and resigning 3-4 months before the new election (he was a prime minister and he pulled off everyone from his party) and I lost faith in him too. Now the people that got the most votes are ex-socialist and people are protesting like crazy. I think the mob in front of the government is there for 6 months now.

Anything more specific?
#27 to #26 - anonymous (11/18/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
User avatar #28 to #27 - dantemp (11/18/2013) [-]
what? you sure? isn't this like a bundle or something? I'm pretty sure that the standard package is 400.
User avatar #24 - crimsontyyde (08/13/2013) [-]
bb, bbpls luv me bb, bb y wnt u lk me in the eyes whn we mk luv bb?
#20 - crzycuban (08/08/2013) [-]
gimme the link to that jessica post that pixelated PLEASE
User avatar #18 - thenopepope (08/08/2013) [-]
You are the hero funnyjunk needs
User avatar #16 - diverdee (08/08/2013) [-]
You got so many thumps on that anon-jessica text didnt you?
But You also deserve it! you are the man.. Or the woman if that is the case!
User avatar #17 to #16 - dantemp (08/08/2013) [-]
yes I did, and it makes me pretty happy
but if there was anything more I could do so the guy from 4chan could feel the win he caused, I would have done it a 100 times...
User avatar #14 - tdogmeds (08/08/2013) [-]
Dude, I gotta thank you for puttin in the work on that greentext.
#7 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
I am sincerely sorry for being a faggot. On my behalf, I honor you with a fuck
User avatar #8 to #7 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Dude, comment on my profile? You are taking this too seriously, I'm starting to feel bad that I actually hurt your feelings....
User avatar #9 to #8 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
lol its k i was gonna kill myself tonight anyway
User avatar #10 to #9 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Oh, good, I was worried there for a second. Phew.
User avatar #11 to #10 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
i died
User avatar #12 to #11 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Wow. They got WiFi down there?
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