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#38 - chocolate milk during meal? Are you savages? We all know that … 10/10/2014 on Chocolate SHIT +4
#164 - It was terrifying, I went to 9gag... 3 times... I'm still shaking. 10/10/2014 on Its back! +4
#63 - "damn human, get that thing off my lawn!" 09/30/2014 on Playful doge 0
#84 - I don't agree with you. It doesn't matter what mechanics are u… 09/29/2014 on TB The legened 0
#66 - I don't know what is stupider, the fact that he posted her nud… 09/29/2014 on OP delivers +1
#75 - **dantemp rolls 611** get away from me filthy casuals 09/26/2014 on oh u 0
#74 - are you sad for comments #3 and #4? 09/26/2014 on oh u 0
#3 - damage control 09/26/2014 on The Simpsons supporting... 0
#52 - yes 09/26/2014 on destiny 0
#6 - she lied 09/26/2014 on Sweet Justice 0
#10 - To be fair this **** is already old but it only s… 09/26/2014 on yeah 0
#244 - A persuasive argument indeed. 09/26/2014 on the truth 0
#14 - except is far more likely that we actually get more healthy. A… 09/26/2014 on We're getting closer and... 0
#240 - that was the most ******** excuse I ever heard. T…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/26/2014 on the truth -1
User avatar #261 - languagexplain (09/26/2014) [-]
Thumb down for being rude and using a bullshit argument again.
User avatar #241 - warioteam (09/26/2014) [-]
lol k
fanboys will be fanboys
User avatar #244 - dantemp (09/26/2014) [-]
A persuasive argument indeed.
#167 - In Bulgaria the british people are nowhere near russians. Thos… 09/26/2014 on Tourists 0
#237 - oh yeah, and with PS now and Vita you get another two points o… 09/26/2014 on the truth 0
#236 - Yeah, Wii U so great, shame that only the most awesome people …  [+] (7 new replies) 09/26/2014 on the truth -4
User avatar #260 - languagexplain (09/26/2014) [-]
Thumb down for not actually reading the post and using bullshit arguments.
User avatar #238 - warioteam (09/26/2014) [-]
Popular consumers market.
ps2 +3 are a couple of the best selling consoles in history, so more and more assume the next will be even better.why buy a walmart brand imitation cereal when they have the real thing in store? because it "tastes better"?
User avatar #240 - dantemp (09/26/2014) [-]
that was the most bullshit excuse I ever heard. The previous Wii was like a wonder console, hitting demographics no one even knew existed. You literally made the most idiotic point of all console arguments over the internet ever. And that's saying something.
User avatar #261 - languagexplain (09/26/2014) [-]
Thumb down for being rude and using a bullshit argument again.
User avatar #241 - warioteam (09/26/2014) [-]
lol k
fanboys will be fanboys
User avatar #244 - dantemp (09/26/2014) [-]
A persuasive argument indeed.
User avatar #237 - dantemp (09/26/2014) [-]
oh yeah, and with PS now and Vita you get another two points off, but it doesn't really matter, right...
#107 - not only this one, I've seen there at least the cut breasts an… 09/26/2014 on Worst torture methods of... 0
#526 - oh god. the crying face didn't work : * (  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2014 on Rename anonymous 9/25/2014 +7
User avatar #945 - dramakid (09/26/2014) [-]
It's usually ; and ( on the phone.

;(
#524 - why is "damage control" still not used? I thought yo…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/25/2014 on Rename anonymous 9/25/2014 +5
User avatar #526 - dantemp (09/25/2014) [-]
oh god. the crying face didn't work : * (
User avatar #945 - dramakid (09/26/2014) [-]
It's usually ; and ( on the phone.

;(
#393 - nice try pewdiepie 09/25/2014 on SJW takedown +1
#55 - unless you are 50 something, I won't lose hope just yet. 09/25/2014 on the story of our time 0
#13 - I actually didn't. I think I was around back then, but didn't … 09/24/2014 on Inspirational Wallpaper 0
#5 - Strange, but I think that FJ is the only forum/imageboard/some…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/24/2014 on Inspirational Wallpaper 0
User avatar #7 - ratytang (09/24/2014) [-]
its an old joke, admin used to ban people when he got butt hurt, he went through a stage where everyone hated him, he even had to pretend that the owner of funnyjunk changed to get people to stop hating him, the joke you're banned has stuck from that, but im sure you know that
User avatar #13 - dantemp (09/24/2014) [-]
I actually didn't. I think I was around back then, but didn't pay much attention to the meta... thank you for the detailed explanation
#26 - c'mon son, let me show you the ways of reposts so you can achi… 09/24/2014 on Apparently I'm still new here 0
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#25 - minionofdolan (11/18/2013) [-]
**minionofdolan rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Well Shit... ** Nope sadly Im not trolling Ive been lurking beta threads, feels threads, and others along the same lines for about 4 days straight now across many chans. Im self esteem is at its lowest and I feel like venting to someone even if its a stranger on the internet. For you see in my real little world I am alone. I have no friends, most of family lives out of state, GF lives about 2 hours north of me so I only see her every couple months or so If Im lucky. Nope its just me. I guess im the stereotypical dork that is a basement dweller and has no life. I spend 90% of my time while not working of course on FJ,Chans,or a few mmo sites I play on that or some xbox that's about it. Sadly I love playing vidya games but Im terrible at most. If you ever checked my **** its always at the lowest difficulty due to me not being able to actually play very well. More later I suppose. So I know this is a stupid amerifag question but never been out of the u.s What is it like where you hail from?
User avatar #26 to #25 - dantemp ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
Well, that's a difficulty question. I've never been in America (never actually lived anywhere, except in Rome for a week, for one disastrously bad PES tournament) so I can't have an informed opinion.

That being said, I've watched enough television and read enough things, to have the opinion that here is quite less cool.
There are things that are ridiculously bad, like the fact that most of the people have salaries around $400 per month but the fuel is something like twice more expensive. Same with gaming, if you pay $400 for a PS4, I pay 400 euros, which is ******** . Don't get me started on health care, it is normal for a people that can't work anything to not get any help, not to mention people insane to the point of inability to take care of themselves.
It's not all bad though, you still can do good things if you know what you're doing. You still can make money. The mentality of the people older than me is ****** up though. My father for instance is convinced that the term "defending your rights" is fairytale. Good that my mother taught me to do it, so I recently managed to fix a tax that was unfairly given to me. As a whole people that have grown during the socialist regime are pretty ****** up, bitter, angry and aggressive. There are exception of course, but most of the times someone gets on my nerve, is someone like that. We have our " ******* " - gypsies. Their culture is pretty barbarian, but this being "anti racist" times, our government does almost nothing about it, actually condoning their criminal behavior. They make me see why some people could grow racist. It's not right, but I can see why it can happen. I've written a post about it here: www.funnyjunk.com/if+we+all+could+just+learn+from+this/funny-pictures/4886208/108#108

Our political state is a joke. None of the parties seem fit to rule over the country. There was this one guy that seemed good (he ****** up our health and school systems, but we know why he did it, moving the money to take care of the infrastructure of country and actually finishing what he started) but recently he acted like a little bitch, giving up to the pressure some assholes put upon him and resigning 3-4 months before the new election (he was a prime minister and he pulled off everyone from his party) and I lost faith in him too. Now the people that got the most votes are ex-socialist and people are protesting like crazy. I think the mob in front of the government is there for 6 months now.

Anything more specific?
#27 to #26 - anonymous (11/18/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
User avatar #28 to #27 - dantemp ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
what? you sure? isn't this like a bundle or something? I'm pretty sure that the standard package is 400.
User avatar #24 - crimsontyyde (08/13/2013) [-]
bb, bbpls luv me bb, bb y wnt u lk me in the eyes whn we mk luv bb?
#20 - crzycuban (08/08/2013) [-]
gimme the link to that jessica post that pixelated PLEASE
User avatar #18 - thenopepope (08/08/2013) [-]
You are the hero funnyjunk needs
User avatar #16 - diverdee (08/08/2013) [-]
You got so many thumps on that anon-jessica text didnt you?
But You also deserve it! you are the man.. Or the woman if that is the case!
User avatar #17 to #16 - dantemp ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
yes I did, and it makes me pretty happy
but if there was anything more I could do so the guy from 4chan could feel the win he caused, I would have done it a 100 times...
User avatar #14 - tdogmeds (08/08/2013) [-]
Dude, I gotta thank you for puttin in the work on that greentext.
User avatar #15 to #14 - dantemp ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
#7 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
I am sincerely sorry for being a faggot. On my behalf, I honor you with a ****
User avatar #8 to #7 - dantemp ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
Dude, comment on my profile? You are taking this too seriously, I'm starting to feel bad that I actually hurt your feelings....
User avatar #9 to #8 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
lol its k i was gonna kill myself tonight anyway
User avatar #10 to #9 - dantemp ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
Oh, good, I was worried there for a second. Phew.
User avatar #11 to #10 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
i died
User avatar #12 to #11 - dantemp ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
Wow. They got WiFi down there?
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