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#5 - it's a ******* hyperbole you ignorant peasant 06/16/2014 on Bulimic 0
#2 - Comment deleted 06/16/2014 on joshlol 0
#5 - Don't make fun of us. We masturbate not because it's ea…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/16/2014 on Meeting up with fellow... +36
#14 - ugoboom (06/16/2014) [-]
take this
#9 - helgheimftw (06/16/2014) [-]
#144 - Roman is so happy... 06/16/2014 on Frozone Doesn't Like... +1
#38 - The fact that there is more than 20 percent posts about someth… 06/15/2014 on srsly tho +2
#50 - England is the america of Europe and football is European spor… 06/15/2014 on What to expect +2
#32 - 8/10 was not misled 06/15/2014 on Blow me +1
#50 - thumbed down because you have to have found the Internet yeste… 06/15/2014 on Potato-Dono -1
#77 - this gif should have started a few seconds earlier, the pass w… 06/14/2014 on Swell with pride +2
#71 - I've seen this a 100 times... still brings a tear to my eye go… 06/14/2014 on Can you feel it? 0
#8 - I like the term "feminazy" because I don't think the… 06/13/2014 on Let it flow 0
#28 - Sorry for ruining your jam.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2014 on Accidental Fellatio +1
#29 - mcderper (06/13/2014) [-]
is ok. u can have this icecream
#25 - point taken. What does the second part of this verse …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/13/2014 on Accidental Fellatio +1
User avatar #26 - mcderper (06/13/2014) [-]
it was in reponse to ur comment.....just wanted to kick a lil sum sum wit u
User avatar #28 - dantemp (06/13/2014) [-]
Sorry for ruining your jam.
#29 - mcderper (06/13/2014) [-]
is ok. u can have this icecream
#2 - how much more straightforward does it have to be? A football p… 06/13/2014 on World Cup Oscar goes to... 0
#23 - yeah, cause it made sense for the content, what did the second…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/13/2014 on Accidental Fellatio +1
User avatar #24 - mcderper (06/13/2014) [-]
it is all part of the third verse......
User avatar #25 - dantemp (06/13/2014) [-]
point taken.

What does the second part of this verse had to do with the content?
User avatar #26 - mcderper (06/13/2014) [-]
it was in reponse to ur comment.....just wanted to kick a lil sum sum wit u
User avatar #28 - dantemp (06/13/2014) [-]
Sorry for ruining your jam.
#29 - mcderper (06/13/2014) [-]
is ok. u can have this icecream
#21 - we are not doing this **** , go to reddit if you l…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/13/2014 on Accidental Fellatio +1
User avatar #22 - mcderper (06/13/2014) [-]
u started it
User avatar #23 - dantemp (06/13/2014) [-]
yeah, cause it made sense for the content, what did the second verse had to do with it?
User avatar #24 - mcderper (06/13/2014) [-]
it is all part of the third verse......
User avatar #25 - dantemp (06/13/2014) [-]
point taken.

What does the second part of this verse had to do with the content?
User avatar #26 - mcderper (06/13/2014) [-]
it was in reponse to ur comment.....just wanted to kick a lil sum sum wit u
User avatar #28 - dantemp (06/13/2014) [-]
Sorry for ruining your jam.
#29 - mcderper (06/13/2014) [-]
is ok. u can have this icecream
#16 - the "post a selfie threads got a lot of responses, what a… 06/13/2014 on The faces of Funnyjunk +1
#1 - The invisible man from avengers strikes again. 06/13/2014 on Jukes for days +5
#2 - couldn't it be someone passing on her left giving her a quick …  [+] (15 new replies) 06/13/2014 on Can't unslap +45
User avatar #126 - harshy (06/14/2014) [-]
oh i get it
your girlfriend being your left hand
#124 - anonymous (06/14/2014) [-]
nope
User avatar #116 - edwardyeap (06/14/2014) [-]
Passing on her left.

Using left hand.

uwotm8
#123 - zeittergiest (06/14/2014) [-]
you know, going the opposite direction
User avatar #127 - edwardyeap (06/14/2014) [-]
Now that makes sense.

But don't you think it's a little too small to be a guys hand?
#133 - notstill (06/14/2014) [-]
No, that ass is just phat
#193 - bensho (06/14/2014) [-]
That ass is not that phat.
The hand is too small

Conclusion: she did it herself.
#128 - zeittergiest (06/14/2014) [-]
girl on girl action? I dunno, I'm not omniscient
#61 - adrianoc (06/13/2014) [-]
Yeah it's possible but the fact that she's working with flour even in the picture I would say strenghtens the theory of a self butt slap.
User avatar #138 - thebaseballexpert (06/14/2014) [-]
Former Dominos employee here

Even if you're in the back counting boxes or some shit, you WILL get flour on you SOMEWHERE, at SOME POINT. Flour fucking traveled in that store better than the flu in a doctors office.
User avatar #182 - IamWhoIam (06/14/2014) [-]
Yeah and the new (at least my franchise) uniform code MAKES you wear BLACK pants so it's super easily visible. Like the aprons are black too. Like wtf.
User avatar #188 - thebaseballexpert (06/14/2014) [-]
oh shit. when i still worked their we could still wear Khakis. im feel sorry for you
#190 - IamWhoIam (06/14/2014) [-]
I'm a driver so wearing black cargo pants in the summer sucks but it's what ever. Finding black dress cargo shorts has proven difficult yet I own like 5 pair of khaki's so I'm kind of pissed.
#34 - anonymous (06/13/2014) [-]
yeah anon retarded, what he said doesn't prove anything but still probably fake idk why does it matter anyway
#11 - philss (06/13/2014) [-]
why is this thumbed down? if it wasnt herself, it was like this
the hand is too small for a male though i think, so it was probably really her own slap.
#19 - "Maybe there's an explanation for this **** .…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/13/2014 on Accidental Fellatio +5
User avatar #20 - mcderper (06/13/2014) [-]
Alright shady, maybe he's right grady, but think about the baby before you get all crazy
User avatar #21 - dantemp (06/13/2014) [-]
we are not doing this shit, go to reddit if you like it so much
User avatar #22 - mcderper (06/13/2014) [-]
u started it
User avatar #23 - dantemp (06/13/2014) [-]
yeah, cause it made sense for the content, what did the second verse had to do with it?
User avatar #24 - mcderper (06/13/2014) [-]
it is all part of the third verse......
User avatar #25 - dantemp (06/13/2014) [-]
point taken.

What does the second part of this verse had to do with the content?
User avatar #26 - mcderper (06/13/2014) [-]
it was in reponse to ur comment.....just wanted to kick a lil sum sum wit u
User avatar #28 - dantemp (06/13/2014) [-]
Sorry for ruining your jam.
#29 - mcderper (06/13/2014) [-]
is ok. u can have this icecream
#47 - I see boobs... is it a girl?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2014 on Smooth as fuck 0
User avatar #90 - subzeroassassin (06/15/2014) [-]
I girl, a very very scary girl. (she proceeds to beat the guys skull into a bloody pulp)
#49 - And my point is that the U will never make up for the lack of … 06/13/2014 on videogames channel & E3 0
#23 - I don't know about that. I was using Galaxy SII and they did t… 06/13/2014 on Pre-installed apps 0
#185 - ... yeah, because only Nintendo had gameplay demo's on the flo… 06/12/2014 on Nintendo at E3 0
#28 - still can't catch up to the other next gen consoles even with …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/12/2014 on videogames channel & E3 -1
#46 - edgeworthy (06/12/2014) [-]
I don't intend to defend the WiiU overall standpoint.

I just wanted to clearify that nothing will change immideatly, the hyped games aren't out yet, like I didn't bought a Ps4 because kh3 or FF15 isn't out yet.
User avatar #49 - dantemp (06/13/2014) [-]
And my point is that the U will never make up for the lack of power the way the Wii did. People that like Zelda and Mario will buy it, but most gamers that want to have one console will go for one of the others.

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User avatar #30 - dantemp ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
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#25 - minionofdolan (11/18/2013) [-]
**minionofdolan rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Well Shit... ** Nope sadly Im not trolling Ive been lurking beta threads, feels threads, and others along the same lines for about 4 days straight now across many chans. Im self esteem is at its lowest and I feel like venting to someone even if its a stranger on the internet. For you see in my real little world I am alone. I have no friends, most of family lives out of state, GF lives about 2 hours north of me so I only see her every couple months or so If Im lucky. Nope its just me. I guess im the stereotypical dork that is a basement dweller and has no life. I spend 90% of my time while not working of course on FJ,Chans,or a few mmo sites I play on that or some xbox that's about it. Sadly I love playing vidya games but Im terrible at most. If you ever checked my **** its always at the lowest difficulty due to me not being able to actually play very well. More later I suppose. So I know this is a stupid amerifag question but never been out of the u.s What is it like where you hail from?
User avatar #26 to #25 - dantemp ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
Well, that's a difficulty question. I've never been in America (never actually lived anywhere, except in Rome for a week, for one disastrously bad PES tournament) so I can't have an informed opinion.

That being said, I've watched enough television and read enough things, to have the opinion that here is quite less cool.
There are things that are ridiculously bad, like the fact that most of the people have salaries around $400 per month but the fuel is something like twice more expensive. Same with gaming, if you pay $400 for a PS4, I pay 400 euros, which is ******** . Don't get me started on health care, it is normal for a people that can't work anything to not get any help, not to mention people insane to the point of inability to take care of themselves.
It's not all bad though, you still can do good things if you know what you're doing. You still can make money. The mentality of the people older than me is ****** up though. My father for instance is convinced that the term "defending your rights" is fairytale. Good that my mother taught me to do it, so I recently managed to fix a tax that was unfairly given to me. As a whole people that have grown during the socialist regime are pretty ****** up, bitter, angry and aggressive. There are exception of course, but most of the times someone gets on my nerve, is someone like that. We have our " ******* " - gypsies. Their culture is pretty barbarian, but this being "anti racist" times, our government does almost nothing about it, actually condoning their criminal behavior. They make me see why some people could grow racist. It's not right, but I can see why it can happen. I've written a post about it here: www.funnyjunk.com/if+we+all+could+just+learn+from+this/funny-pictures/4886208/108#108

Our political state is a joke. None of the parties seem fit to rule over the country. There was this one guy that seemed good (he ****** up our health and school systems, but we know why he did it, moving the money to take care of the infrastructure of country and actually finishing what he started) but recently he acted like a little bitch, giving up to the pressure some assholes put upon him and resigning 3-4 months before the new election (he was a prime minister and he pulled off everyone from his party) and I lost faith in him too. Now the people that got the most votes are ex-socialist and people are protesting like crazy. I think the mob in front of the government is there for 6 months now.

Anything more specific?
#27 to #26 - anonymous (11/18/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
User avatar #28 to #27 - dantemp ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
what? you sure? isn't this like a bundle or something? I'm pretty sure that the standard package is 400.
User avatar #24 - crimsontyyde ONLINE (08/13/2013) [-]
bb, bbpls luv me bb, bb y wnt u lk me in the eyes whn we mk luv bb?
#20 - crzycuban (08/08/2013) [-]
gimme the link to that jessica post that pixelated PLEASE
User avatar #18 - thenopepope ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
You are the hero funnyjunk needs
User avatar #16 - diverdee (08/08/2013) [-]
You got so many thumps on that anon-jessica text didnt you?
But You also deserve it! you are the man.. Or the woman if that is the case!
User avatar #17 to #16 - dantemp ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
yes I did, and it makes me pretty happy
but if there was anything more I could do so the guy from 4chan could feel the win he caused, I would have done it a 100 times...
User avatar #14 - tdogmeds (08/08/2013) [-]
Dude, I gotta thank you for puttin in the work on that greentext.
User avatar #15 to #14 - dantemp ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
#7 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
I am sincerely sorry for being a faggot. On my behalf, I honor you with a ****
User avatar #8 to #7 - dantemp ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
Dude, comment on my profile? You are taking this too seriously, I'm starting to feel bad that I actually hurt your feelings....
User avatar #9 to #8 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
lol its k i was gonna kill myself tonight anyway
User avatar #10 to #9 - dantemp ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
Oh, good, I was worried there for a second. Phew.
User avatar #11 to #10 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
i died
User avatar #12 to #11 - dantemp ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
Wow. They got WiFi down there?
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