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#134 - I also go over the limit sometimes... a lot of times. Most of …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/19/2014 on What would you do? 0
User avatar #187 - TheHutchie (05/19/2014) [-]
What country do you live in where the speed limit in a built-up area is 60 miles per hour? Your government should all be executed for allowing that to pass.
User avatar #189 - dantemp (05/19/2014) [-]
it's km/h

think a little before executing anyone
User avatar #192 - TheHutchie (05/19/2014) [-]
You yourself have just been talking in miles per hour, indicating that you're most used to this measurement, indicating that it's local to you, further indicating that driving at 60 miles per hour in a build-up area seems normal to you.

TL;DR Doesn't matter what that speedo says because your argument folds in on itself.
User avatar #229 - dantemp (05/20/2014) [-]
I'm from Bulgaria, we used the metric system here. The limit for in-city is 50 km/h unless specified otherwise. I was referring to mph because the text said that she should've drove 5 mph slower. Which is fucking moronic. And you jump to conclusions like a whore on dicks.
User avatar #195 - TheHutchie (05/19/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, and 37 miles per hour (60 km/h) is still ridiculously quick in a built-up area where visibility is poor and people can unexpectedly appear in your way at any second. The correct speed, at most, in any sensible country is 30 miles per hour, and even then that's only on a main road which would be wider and with less parked cars to increase visibility.
#100 - fuck your "safe driving", I shouldn't drive with the…  [+] (13 new replies) 05/19/2014 on What would you do? 0
User avatar #116 - huffe (05/19/2014) [-]
me, me, me, me, me
User avatar #105 - TheHutchie (05/19/2014) [-]
If missing the point was an olympic sport, your country could send you in and win gold every four years.

Furthermore, I don't know what country this video's meant to be in, but she's going 60 in a clearly built-up area which is completely against the rules where I'm from and against common sense everywhere else.

Have fun not knowing jack-shit about driving.
User avatar #134 - dantemp (05/19/2014) [-]
I also go over the limit sometimes... a lot of times. Most of the speed limits are made for an ancient car (no ABS) with a slow reflex driver. And 5 mph difference is not the difference between hitting someone with enough power to brake your car and stopping two meters before him, if we we are going to get specific about the video. The fact that you decided that I don't know a jack shit about driving just because I disregarded the fact that she was driving 5 freaking miles per hour above speed limit makes you a complete dumbass, all due respect.

In all my years of driving, I've seen twice as much pedestrians doing dumb shit than drivers. There are cases when the driver is at fault, I know for a fact that a lot of people get hit on a crosswalk, but I don't think we are doing anyone a favor by glorifiyng the fault of the drivers and saying nothing about dumbshit jaywalkers.
User avatar #187 - TheHutchie (05/19/2014) [-]
What country do you live in where the speed limit in a built-up area is 60 miles per hour? Your government should all be executed for allowing that to pass.
User avatar #189 - dantemp (05/19/2014) [-]
it's km/h

think a little before executing anyone
User avatar #192 - TheHutchie (05/19/2014) [-]
You yourself have just been talking in miles per hour, indicating that you're most used to this measurement, indicating that it's local to you, further indicating that driving at 60 miles per hour in a build-up area seems normal to you.

TL;DR Doesn't matter what that speedo says because your argument folds in on itself.
User avatar #229 - dantemp (05/20/2014) [-]
I'm from Bulgaria, we used the metric system here. The limit for in-city is 50 km/h unless specified otherwise. I was referring to mph because the text said that she should've drove 5 mph slower. Which is fucking moronic. And you jump to conclusions like a whore on dicks.
User avatar #195 - TheHutchie (05/19/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, and 37 miles per hour (60 km/h) is still ridiculously quick in a built-up area where visibility is poor and people can unexpectedly appear in your way at any second. The correct speed, at most, in any sensible country is 30 miles per hour, and even then that's only on a main road which would be wider and with less parked cars to increase visibility.
User avatar #107 - languagexplain (05/19/2014) [-]
While I agree with the core of you comment, you could have been less of a dick about it. Obviously dantemp just didn't get that she was driving over the speed limit, which is easy to miss.
User avatar #109 - TheHutchie (05/19/2014) [-]
As a driver, your job is to be fully aware of things like area, speed, road rules, other road users, pedestrians, etc. etc. at all times.

I know I come off as a dickhead, but trust me, it's because I don't like the idea of being run over by somebody who thinks they always know exactly what they're doing and that they're never in the wrong.

If this guy can't pick up on vehicle speed and area in a video about driving, then he needs to learn more about driving, or perhaps just pay more attention before he types up a comment about it.
User avatar #111 - languagexplain (05/19/2014) [-]
You're starting to sound more reasonable and less infuriated. Have a thumb for that.
User avatar #112 - TheHutchie (05/19/2014) [-]
Sometimes I voice a reasonable train of thought in the manner of a total dickhead because it amuses me.

I am slightly ashamed, but I won't stop because I know that someday I will be required to be a dickhead. I shall call it "tough love" and deem it a necessary evil, but secretly I'll love every minute.

Thanks for the thumb though, was nice of you bro.
User avatar #113 - languagexplain (05/19/2014) [-]
You're a good person son. But also a dick. Sort of.

*Starts the whole "there's 3 kinds of people" speech*
#1134 - yes, I've done my share of reposts around here. 05/18/2014 on Who deserves colored text? 0
#64 - the.last.fucking.sentece, I can't 05/18/2014 on Military Punishments +1
#110 - OK, was I the only one who was sure this will have a twist? No…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2014 on father and daughter amateur... 0
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User avatar #117 - beasert (05/18/2014) [-]
"Things in tomorrow don't matter anymore."
Right there, I knew something was up.
#99 - 7 meters and 2.5 tons? WTF? 05/18/2014 on Rare, Dangerous, Amazing... 0
#68 - well I ask him and he didn't, fucking spammer. 05/17/2014 on Too true 0
#23 - fixed that for you 05/16/2014 on Driving in America vs.... 0
#21 - ftfy  [+] (2 new replies) 05/16/2014 on Driving in America vs.... +3
User avatar #22 - samoaspider (05/16/2014) [-]
ftfy?
User avatar #23 - dantemp (05/16/2014) [-]
fixed that for you
#107 - Can I block alerts from this guy's posts?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2014 on cats -1
#109 - murphyslawtesties (05/16/2014) [-]
Why ?
#324 - Comment deleted 05/15/2014 on You now have super powers 0
#87 - Sorry I posted it without comment. Same boy, same cat, same Reddit. 05/15/2014 on Cat saves boy from dog 0
#86 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2014 on Cat saves boy from dog +2
User avatar #87 - dantemp (05/15/2014) [-]
Sorry I posted it without comment. Same boy, same cat, same Reddit.
#21 - this doesn't make any sense whatsoever. The bear will get cold… 05/14/2014 on bear vs washing machine +1
#124 - I even took it one step further, did I do good? 05/14/2014 on funny 0
#51 - Coke 05/13/2014 on Coke +2
#75 - ima look at this later 05/13/2014 on Surprise 0
#105 - new rule, between the launch of a new GoT episode and me watch…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/13/2014 on Peter Dinklage needs ALL... +8
User avatar #122 - esmebuffay (05/13/2014) [-]
And facebook, and basically everywhere with comment sections, that includes outside and other rooms of your house.
User avatar #110 - LifeIsADisease (05/13/2014) [-]
or read the books
#120 - anonymous (05/13/2014) [-]
The latest episode was a great example of why some people prefer the show. Acting is an art of its own, along with the directing and music. Depends which you prefer.
#117 - anonymous (05/13/2014) [-]
Not everyone likes to read the books before watching the show. I have all 5 current books in my room right now, and have purposely only read the first 2 so far. I've always preferred the order of movie/series THEN book(s).
#250 - shit like this is why we can't have nice things. And you even … 05/13/2014 on Last night's GoT episode... 0
#90 - If Germany's official language was English, it would have been… 05/13/2014 on Facts Facts Facts 0
#224 - She is so fucking cute, and the Orc is such a badass, I love it 05/13/2014 on Stoic Orc Saga II +4
#223 - I'm so glad that I'm at work and didn't actually go for it, bu… 05/13/2014 on Stoic Orc Saga II 0
#31 - this girl is a beautiful artist, the one with counting paper s… 05/12/2014 on Don't let go 0
#71 - it's basically the game of thrones of animes... but a bit more… 05/12/2014 on Happy Mother's Day 0
#156 - I'd prefer her to do with her ass. 05/11/2014 on pool jets +2

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#25 - minionofdolan (11/18/2013) [-]
**minionofdolan rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Well Shit... ** Nope sadly Im not trolling Ive been lurking beta threads, feels threads, and others along the same lines for about 4 days straight now across many chans. Im self esteem is at its lowest and I feel like venting to someone even if its a stranger on the internet. For you see in my real little world I am alone. I have no friends, most of family lives out of state, GF lives about 2 hours north of me so I only see her every couple months or so If Im lucky. Nope its just me. I guess im the stereotypical dork that is a basement dweller and has no life. I spend 90% of my time while not working of course on FJ,Chans,or a few mmo sites I play on that or some xbox that's about it. Sadly I love playing vidya games but Im terrible at most. If you ever checked my shit its always at the lowest difficulty due to me not being able to actually play very well. More later I suppose. So I know this is a stupid amerifag question but never been out of the u.s What is it like where you hail from?
User avatar #26 to #25 - dantemp (11/18/2013) [-]
Well, that's a difficulty question. I've never been in America (never actually lived anywhere, except in Rome for a week, for one disastrously bad PES tournament) so I can't have an informed opinion.

That being said, I've watched enough television and read enough things, to have the opinion that here is quite less cool.
There are things that are ridiculously bad, like the fact that most of the people have salaries around $400 per month but the fuel is something like twice more expensive. Same with gaming, if you pay $400 for a PS4, I pay 400 euros, which is bullshit. Don't get me started on health care, it is normal for a people that can't work anything to not get any help, not to mention people insane to the point of inability to take care of themselves.
It's not all bad though, you still can do good things if you know what you're doing. You still can make money. The mentality of the people older than me is fucked up though. My father for instance is convinced that the term "defending your rights" is fairytale. Good that my mother taught me to do it, so I recently managed to fix a tax that was unfairly given to me. As a whole people that have grown during the socialist regime are pretty fucked up, bitter, angry and aggressive. There are exception of course, but most of the times someone gets on my nerve, is someone like that. We have our "niggers" - gypsies. Their culture is pretty barbarian, but this being "anti racist" times, our government does almost nothing about it, actually condoning their criminal behavior. They make me see why some people could grow racist. It's not right, but I can see why it can happen. I've written a post about it here: www.funnyjunk.com/if+we+all+could+just+learn+from+this/funny-pictures/4886208/108#108

Our political state is a joke. None of the parties seem fit to rule over the country. There was this one guy that seemed good (he fucked up our health and school systems, but we know why he did it, moving the money to take care of the infrastructure of country and actually finishing what he started) but recently he acted like a little bitch, giving up to the pressure some assholes put upon him and resigning 3-4 months before the new election (he was a prime minister and he pulled off everyone from his party) and I lost faith in him too. Now the people that got the most votes are ex-socialist and people are protesting like crazy. I think the mob in front of the government is there for 6 months now.

Anything more specific?
#27 to #26 - anonymous (11/18/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
User avatar #28 to #27 - dantemp (11/18/2013) [-]
what? you sure? isn't this like a bundle or something? I'm pretty sure that the standard package is 400.
User avatar #24 - crimsontyyde (08/13/2013) [-]
bb, bbpls luv me bb, bb y wnt u lk me in the eyes whn we mk luv bb?
#20 - crzycuban (08/08/2013) [-]
gimme the link to that jessica post that pixelated PLEASE
User avatar #18 - thenopepope ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
You are the hero funnyjunk needs
User avatar #16 - diverdee (08/08/2013) [-]
You got so many thumps on that anon-jessica text didnt you?
But You also deserve it! you are the man.. Or the woman if that is the case!
User avatar #17 to #16 - dantemp (08/08/2013) [-]
yes I did, and it makes me pretty happy
but if there was anything more I could do so the guy from 4chan could feel the win he caused, I would have done it a 100 times...
User avatar #14 - tdogmeds (08/08/2013) [-]
Dude, I gotta thank you for puttin in the work on that greentext.
#7 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
I am sincerely sorry for being a faggot. On my behalf, I honor you with a fuck
User avatar #8 to #7 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Dude, comment on my profile? You are taking this too seriously, I'm starting to feel bad that I actually hurt your feelings....
User avatar #9 to #8 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
lol its k i was gonna kill myself tonight anyway
User avatar #10 to #9 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Oh, good, I was worried there for a second. Phew.
User avatar #11 to #10 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
i died
User avatar #12 to #11 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Wow. They got WiFi down there?
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