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#17 - can someone explain here? I thought I was up to speed, but app…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2014 on Fuck yeah infinitechan 0
User avatar #18 - huntergriff (10/15/2014) [-]
Literally who lied about being asked onto huffington post to talk about gamergate, people that asked were brianna wu, erik kain, and hotwheels. the whole thing became a pity party for wu
#250 - cause it's funny 10/15/2014 on why do you love our fj family? 0
#9 - I like the fact that it skips seen posts should'… 10/15/2014 on It's an old meme, sir +4
#22 - full video has even more cool scenarios, one of which the acto… 10/15/2014 on Virtual Evolution 0
#5 - GT gave it 9.8, so you can count that as another 3 p…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2014 on Hot +8
User avatar #66 - RiflemanFunny (10/15/2014) [-]
We can thank the Dorito Pope for that.
#90 - she is not "using her sexuality as a weapon" ... so yeah 10/15/2014 on see this guy gets it. 0
#80 - you know that snake is dying here?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/15/2014 on You baaaastard -1
User avatar #89 - mookiez (10/15/2014) [-]
Someone always says that every single time this gets posted.
User avatar #81 - midboe (10/15/2014) [-]
Dying of laughter.
#49 - The worst person in history... and third... and 5th and 6th and... 10/14/2014 on I like this better than the... 0
#138 - neither of them are normal but both of them can be applied wit… 10/14/2014 on Natural Order 0
#29 - replying for science 10/13/2014 on I BRING ALMIGHTY SOURCE -1
#18 - and this was the only ******* way this issue coul… 10/13/2014 on They got back to me +1
#10 - I don't know what they are talking about 10/13/2014 on Nun story 0
#8 - what a goof, didn't he see Inglorious Basterds? 10/13/2014 on The bad guys 0
#95 - firstly, you don't need to be one of the best to earn money as… 10/13/2014 on Be who you want to be -4
#12 - **** you, that ****** funny  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2014 on Neil Patrick Harris need... -1
User avatar #17 - dyalibya (10/13/2014) [-]
You're both correct
#51 - mine is an add acting if I'm affected by alzheimer... well., i… 10/13/2014 on History is wrong 2 +1
#214 - we are preachy and emotional 25% of the times, we even have mu… 10/12/2014 on True equality. Worth the read. +4
#118 - that was the single greatest porn joke I have ever seen 10/12/2014 on I watch porn for the plot +2
#67 - there are people that don't read the patch notes... the horror... 10/11/2014 on I sadly never knew this 0
#86 - I use to go to 9gag more often, but recently is complete and u… 10/11/2014 on 9fag takes content even... 0
#73 - I haven't played dwarf fortress, but recently am trying to wor… 10/11/2014 on Dwarf Fortress -1
#15 - actually, I can't seem to find any other good site for porn gi… 10/10/2014 on The worst part of it down. 0
#3 - we have a saying in our country - after a rain - a hood. It d… 10/10/2014 on prepare +1
#11 - she didn't do it out of boredom, the rest of comic is actually…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/10/2014 on Boredom makes you do... +2
User avatar #18 - gigaidan (10/10/2014) [-]
If you know where is the complete comic please share. I'm guessing that figure is from a guy she really likes? Doesn't explain why did she put it in her ass, though.
#23 - Yeah, he sucks so hard, what a loser, now let's go to *… 10/10/2014 on Jesus Christ +3
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#25 - minionofdolan (11/18/2013) [-]
**minionofdolan rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Well Shit... ** Nope sadly Im not trolling Ive been lurking beta threads, feels threads, and others along the same lines for about 4 days straight now across many chans. Im self esteem is at its lowest and I feel like venting to someone even if its a stranger on the internet. For you see in my real little world I am alone. I have no friends, most of family lives out of state, GF lives about 2 hours north of me so I only see her every couple months or so If Im lucky. Nope its just me. I guess im the stereotypical dork that is a basement dweller and has no life. I spend 90% of my time while not working of course on FJ,Chans,or a few mmo sites I play on that or some xbox that's about it. Sadly I love playing vidya games but Im terrible at most. If you ever checked my **** its always at the lowest difficulty due to me not being able to actually play very well. More later I suppose. So I know this is a stupid amerifag question but never been out of the u.s What is it like where you hail from?
User avatar #26 to #25 - dantemp (11/18/2013) [-]
Well, that's a difficulty question. I've never been in America (never actually lived anywhere, except in Rome for a week, for one disastrously bad PES tournament) so I can't have an informed opinion.

That being said, I've watched enough television and read enough things, to have the opinion that here is quite less cool.
There are things that are ridiculously bad, like the fact that most of the people have salaries around $400 per month but the fuel is something like twice more expensive. Same with gaming, if you pay $400 for a PS4, I pay 400 euros, which is ******** . Don't get me started on health care, it is normal for a people that can't work anything to not get any help, not to mention people insane to the point of inability to take care of themselves.
It's not all bad though, you still can do good things if you know what you're doing. You still can make money. The mentality of the people older than me is ****** up though. My father for instance is convinced that the term "defending your rights" is fairytale. Good that my mother taught me to do it, so I recently managed to fix a tax that was unfairly given to me. As a whole people that have grown during the socialist regime are pretty ****** up, bitter, angry and aggressive. There are exception of course, but most of the times someone gets on my nerve, is someone like that. We have our " ******* " - gypsies. Their culture is pretty barbarian, but this being "anti racist" times, our government does almost nothing about it, actually condoning their criminal behavior. They make me see why some people could grow racist. It's not right, but I can see why it can happen. I've written a post about it here: www.funnyjunk.com/if+we+all+could+just+learn+from+this/funny-pictures/4886208/108#108

Our political state is a joke. None of the parties seem fit to rule over the country. There was this one guy that seemed good (he ****** up our health and school systems, but we know why he did it, moving the money to take care of the infrastructure of country and actually finishing what he started) but recently he acted like a little bitch, giving up to the pressure some assholes put upon him and resigning 3-4 months before the new election (he was a prime minister and he pulled off everyone from his party) and I lost faith in him too. Now the people that got the most votes are ex-socialist and people are protesting like crazy. I think the mob in front of the government is there for 6 months now.

Anything more specific?
#27 to #26 - anonymous (11/18/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
User avatar #28 to #27 - dantemp (11/18/2013) [-]
what? you sure? isn't this like a bundle or something? I'm pretty sure that the standard package is 400.
User avatar #24 - crimsontyyde (08/13/2013) [-]
bb, bbpls luv me bb, bb y wnt u lk me in the eyes whn we mk luv bb?
#20 - crzycuban (08/08/2013) [-]
gimme the link to that jessica post that pixelated PLEASE
User avatar #18 - thenopepope (08/08/2013) [-]
You are the hero funnyjunk needs
User avatar #16 - diverdee (08/08/2013) [-]
You got so many thumps on that anon-jessica text didnt you?
But You also deserve it! you are the man.. Or the woman if that is the case!
User avatar #17 to #16 - dantemp (08/08/2013) [-]
yes I did, and it makes me pretty happy
but if there was anything more I could do so the guy from 4chan could feel the win he caused, I would have done it a 100 times...
User avatar #14 - tdogmeds (08/08/2013) [-]
Dude, I gotta thank you for puttin in the work on that greentext.
#7 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
I am sincerely sorry for being a faggot. On my behalf, I honor you with a ****
User avatar #8 to #7 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Dude, comment on my profile? You are taking this too seriously, I'm starting to feel bad that I actually hurt your feelings....
User avatar #9 to #8 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
lol its k i was gonna kill myself tonight anyway
User avatar #10 to #9 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Oh, good, I was worried there for a second. Phew.
User avatar #11 to #10 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
i died
User avatar #12 to #11 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Wow. They got WiFi down there?
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