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#9 - no one invites you to these sort of things you just need t… 08/04/2014 on Friends are dicks +1
#6 - My experience when playing this game with girls was pretty sex…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/04/2014 on Friends are dicks +1
#7 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/04/2014) [-]

im jealous because noboedy invited me to truth or dare
User avatar #9 - dantemp (08/04/2014) [-]
no one invites you to these sort of things
you just need to be there when it happens
to be fair it hasn't happened to me many times.
#94 - nice title 08/04/2014 on New footage from CERN +1
#254 - If it's right when the act is starting, you stop. The possibil… 08/03/2014 on well...n-no shit? 0
#111 - If someone hurts them and forcefully has sex with them while t…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/03/2014 on well...n-no shit? +8
User avatar #149 - shunkahawolf (08/03/2014) [-]
but what if she was literally asking for it then screamed rape later on?
User avatar #254 - dantemp (08/03/2014) [-]
If it's right when the act is starting, you stop. The possibility for blue balls is not an excuse to hurt someone. Women and men alike can be indecisive. If she remembered her dignity the next day, it's her damn problem. It's true that some girls say no because they want to put on a show, but if you can't recognize a playful smile from genuine fear, you shouldn't be around people at all.
#98 - I love you anon, would you be my friend anon, my best friend a… 08/03/2014 on Cringing intensifies 0
#117 - >implying logic can get to those kind of people 08/02/2014 on Not a bad idea, really +2
#29 - oh god I want to see #5 visualized, that **** craze yo. 08/01/2014 on Sexual Encounters 0
#24 - "Do you think there is an alternative universe where our … 08/01/2014 on Nope 0
#23 - I thought that they used the costumes to protect themselves, b… 08/01/2014 on Nope +8
#5 - this is me admitting a mistake, if you still want to thumb me …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Dr. Seuss -26
User avatar #12 - hoponthefeelstrain (07/31/2014) [-]
oh well you tried..
User avatar #8 - Afterlife (07/31/2014) [-]
#3 - Comment deleted  [+] (6 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Dr. Seuss -8
User avatar #4 - Shawnsta (07/31/2014) [-]
Its a reference to a book, It is purposely put that way.
User avatar #44 - gunslayer (07/31/2014) [-]
What did he say?
User avatar #45 - Shawnsta (07/31/2014) [-]
He was getting upset cause it said One bitch Two bitch not the "Grammatically correct" One bitch Two bitches
User avatar #5 - dantemp (07/31/2014) [-]
this is me admitting a mistake, if you still want to thumb me down, feel free.
User avatar #12 - hoponthefeelstrain (07/31/2014) [-]
oh well you tried..
User avatar #8 - Afterlife (07/31/2014) [-]
#31 - but it does matter, I don't know if I should be discussed or aroused?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2014 on MRW the dildo finally fits... -11
User avatar #177 - Lilstow (07/31/2014) [-]
that wasn't even a question.
#47 - vymastenaochechula (07/31/2014) [-]
#9 - my girl is like that and believe me, this isn't the face she m…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/31/2014 on HFW -23
#50 - thedudeintheshirt (07/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #40 - sociocat (07/31/2014) [-]
never happened
User avatar #10 - tigerbloodxx (07/31/2014) [-]
Most 8 year olds just like the affection I guess.
#98 - bigsaltyballs (07/31/2014) [-]

mega rekt
#90 - imnoturdaddy (07/31/2014) [-]
**imnoturdaddy rolled image** #rekt n00b
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User avatar #46 - fkelly (07/31/2014) [-]
Keks x 40
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#38 - emptysuperman (07/31/2014) [-]
Brutal, dude.
#20 - Picture 07/31/2014 on Ze cat +26
#17 - One time during German class we had a test and a friend of min… 07/31/2014 on Title +1
#12 - What so bad about The Vampire Diaries? Supernatural isn't much… 07/30/2014 on Vampire Diaries -13
#48 - My favorite part was that his dirties joke was that the Earth … 07/30/2014 on Michael Davis 0
#47 - I guess you are more dumb than him then.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on Michael Davis 0
User avatar #128 - freshlikeuhhhhhh (07/31/2014) [-]
what are you even talking about you asshole?
#281 - it's not live action cause it's a test footage, an actual movi… 07/30/2014 on DEADPOOL Test Footage... +4
#104 - the whole time I was expecting literally a grill reference... 07/30/2014 on Museums +6
#91 - Meanwhile in sofia 07/15/2014 on Weather forecast 0
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User avatar #30 - dantemp (09/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #31 to #30 - dantemp (09/18/2014) [-]
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#25 - minionofdolan (11/18/2013) [-]
**minionofdolan rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Well Shit... ** Nope sadly Im not trolling Ive been lurking beta threads, feels threads, and others along the same lines for about 4 days straight now across many chans. Im self esteem is at its lowest and I feel like venting to someone even if its a stranger on the internet. For you see in my real little world I am alone. I have no friends, most of family lives out of state, GF lives about 2 hours north of me so I only see her every couple months or so If Im lucky. Nope its just me. I guess im the stereotypical dork that is a basement dweller and has no life. I spend 90% of my time while not working of course on FJ,Chans,or a few mmo sites I play on that or some xbox that's about it. Sadly I love playing vidya games but Im terrible at most. If you ever checked my **** its always at the lowest difficulty due to me not being able to actually play very well. More later I suppose. So I know this is a stupid amerifag question but never been out of the u.s What is it like where you hail from?
User avatar #26 to #25 - dantemp (11/18/2013) [-]
Well, that's a difficulty question. I've never been in America (never actually lived anywhere, except in Rome for a week, for one disastrously bad PES tournament) so I can't have an informed opinion.

That being said, I've watched enough television and read enough things, to have the opinion that here is quite less cool.
There are things that are ridiculously bad, like the fact that most of the people have salaries around $400 per month but the fuel is something like twice more expensive. Same with gaming, if you pay $400 for a PS4, I pay 400 euros, which is ******** . Don't get me started on health care, it is normal for a people that can't work anything to not get any help, not to mention people insane to the point of inability to take care of themselves.
It's not all bad though, you still can do good things if you know what you're doing. You still can make money. The mentality of the people older than me is ****** up though. My father for instance is convinced that the term "defending your rights" is fairytale. Good that my mother taught me to do it, so I recently managed to fix a tax that was unfairly given to me. As a whole people that have grown during the socialist regime are pretty ****** up, bitter, angry and aggressive. There are exception of course, but most of the times someone gets on my nerve, is someone like that. We have our " ******* " - gypsies. Their culture is pretty barbarian, but this being "anti racist" times, our government does almost nothing about it, actually condoning their criminal behavior. They make me see why some people could grow racist. It's not right, but I can see why it can happen. I've written a post about it here: www.funnyjunk.com/if+we+all+could+just+learn+from+this/funny-pictures/4886208/108#108

Our political state is a joke. None of the parties seem fit to rule over the country. There was this one guy that seemed good (he ****** up our health and school systems, but we know why he did it, moving the money to take care of the infrastructure of country and actually finishing what he started) but recently he acted like a little bitch, giving up to the pressure some assholes put upon him and resigning 3-4 months before the new election (he was a prime minister and he pulled off everyone from his party) and I lost faith in him too. Now the people that got the most votes are ex-socialist and people are protesting like crazy. I think the mob in front of the government is there for 6 months now.

Anything more specific?
#27 to #26 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/18/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
User avatar #28 to #27 - dantemp (11/18/2013) [-]
what? you sure? isn't this like a bundle or something? I'm pretty sure that the standard package is 400.
User avatar #24 - crimsontyyde (08/13/2013) [-]
bb, bbpls luv me bb, bb y wnt u lk me in the eyes whn we mk luv bb?
#20 - crzycuban (08/08/2013) [-]
gimme the link to that jessica post that pixelated PLEASE
User avatar #18 - thenopepope ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
You are the hero funnyjunk needs
User avatar #16 - diverdee (08/08/2013) [-]
You got so many thumps on that anon-jessica text didnt you?
But You also deserve it! you are the man.. Or the woman if that is the case!
User avatar #17 to #16 - dantemp (08/08/2013) [-]
yes I did, and it makes me pretty happy
but if there was anything more I could do so the guy from 4chan could feel the win he caused, I would have done it a 100 times...
User avatar #14 - tdogmeds (08/08/2013) [-]
Dude, I gotta thank you for puttin in the work on that greentext.
#7 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
I am sincerely sorry for being a faggot. On my behalf, I honor you with a ****
User avatar #8 to #7 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Dude, comment on my profile? You are taking this too seriously, I'm starting to feel bad that I actually hurt your feelings....
User avatar #9 to #8 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
lol its k i was gonna kill myself tonight anyway
User avatar #10 to #9 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Oh, good, I was worried there for a second. Phew.
User avatar #11 to #10 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
i died
User avatar #12 to #11 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Wow. They got WiFi down there?
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