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#30 - not that the bike driver wasn't an asshole for driving in the … 10/21/2014 on Hit me with your best shot... 0
#6 - that was a pretty easy unplug and there was only one cable... … 10/21/2014 on Fuck You 0
#45 - you can never be like the bieberlover, I'm sorry.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/21/2014 on You're welcome 0
#47 - uchihalover (10/21/2014) [-]
u mean he can never be like sasuke sama, no one can!
#138 - anonymous (10/21/2014) [-]
are you implying that plenty of people cant be complete douche bags and not care about other peoples feelings like sasuke
#140 - anonymous (10/21/2014) [-]
because i think i can do that
#487 - most of us don't care about Anomalous but "damage control… 10/21/2014 on 9 ways anonymous will steal... +1
#231 - To be fair we can't expect all women to be as awesome as the s… 10/21/2014 on Fucking grow some skin +3
#56 - I meant in juxtaposition to their sexapeal/sluttyness, I know … 10/20/2014 on School nurses be like 0
#35 - I thought "she" was the "real nerd", in ju…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/20/2014 on School nurses be like 0
#54 - anonymous (10/20/2014) [-]
They aren't explicitly nerds, though. Unless you associate manga, gaming and hipstery with being a nerd. There's also a new loli sort of character that I'm not sure what is supposed to be.
User avatar #56 - dantemp (10/20/2014) [-]
I meant in juxtaposition to their sexapeal/sluttyness, I know they aren't suppose to be nerds
#12 - no "look at all that funny" posts? You disappoint me fj 10/20/2014 on School nurses be like +1
#3 - **** like this is why Deutchland is best land. 10/20/2014 on For those certain few +1
#8 - this is when I found out he is a guy  [+] (4 new replies) 10/20/2014 on School nurses be like +4
User avatar #30 - kevinator (10/20/2014) [-]
In a comic where every chicks have a good size hips and a nice portion of boobs, how could you not figure this was a dude?
User avatar #35 - dantemp (10/20/2014) [-]
I thought "she" was the "real nerd", in juxtaposition of the other two
#54 - anonymous (10/20/2014) [-]
They aren't explicitly nerds, though. Unless you associate manga, gaming and hipstery with being a nerd. There's also a new loli sort of character that I'm not sure what is supposed to be.
User avatar #56 - dantemp (10/20/2014) [-]
I meant in juxtaposition to their sexapeal/sluttyness, I know they aren't suppose to be nerds
#12 - look at the impossible standards set by funnyjunk, how am I su… 10/20/2014 on FJs first band +1
#70 - Can I apply my country to be part of Germany? 10/20/2014 on Stereotyping in Europe 0
#1168 - Is there even one person that fits the second requirement 10/20/2014 on need more mods like joshlol 0
#57 - If anyone doesn't get why this is rated so high. It's from a v… 10/19/2014 on So I found this twitter +7
#112 - If you are just trolling, good job. If you really think that s… 10/19/2014 on when im bored +1
#42 - elitist doucebag 10/19/2014 on _ 0
#14 - Why should I? In my country the beggars are part of the … 10/19/2014 on Homeless 0
#43 - funny thing, I don't think I turned to videogames because my s… 10/19/2014 on Not going to lie, I got a... 0
#42 - well thank ******* god for that, never made sense… 10/19/2014 on Not technically advice but... 0
#262 - I never had experience any issue and I appreciate you are f ho… 10/18/2014 on Is FJ Dead? +1
#22 - Am I the only one bothered that the first mail is talking abou…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/18/2014 on Another Victory Won +18
#26 - jayzoo (10/18/2014) [-]
i wondered too, but wikipedia doesnt say anything related about mercedes on BMWs page
User avatar #23 - mentosandcrack (10/18/2014) [-]
parent companies I would assume
User avatar #36 - ishalltroll (10/18/2014) [-]
I'm actually calling bullshit.
BMW and Mercedes are straight up competitors. They are the literal opposite enemy of each other in germany and I'd suspect it's the same in the US.
User avatar #58 - salihzzz (10/18/2014) [-]
why thumb him down are you fuckers actually claiming BMW and Benz have the same mothercompany
User avatar #37 - mentosandcrack (10/18/2014) [-]
dat username... disregard opinion
User avatar #60 - stonedphreak (10/18/2014) [-]
he's right though
#65 - Well, as far as I know Fish was bullied out and we are all ver… 10/17/2014 on #StopGamerGate summed up 0
#5 - Comment deleted 10/17/2014 on SAVE FUNNYJUNK 0
#63 - I'm not saying that both sides are doing it with equal strengt…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/17/2014 on #StopGamerGate summed up +1
User avatar #64 - haroldsaxon (10/17/2014) [-]
You do know that most, if not all of the doxing wasn't done by your side? I am not disagreeing with the fact the there's wrong on all 3 sides, but a lot of the wrong "gamers" supposedly did, they didn't do.

I would very much like concrete examples of where GG was proven to do a bad, for future reference. I also want examples of where individuals are at fault, but not as interested.

I find what's being argued the most right now, and all the threats to be of little relevance to the actual issue, but I do want to follow that as well.
User avatar #65 - dantemp (10/17/2014) [-]
Well, as far as I know Fish was bullied out and we are all very glad about it. I'm surely glad, because that guy was really getting on my nerves. Not done much research on the topic, sorry that I can't be of assistance.
#12 - how can you post such awesome photos on such a low resolution  [+] (2 new replies) 10/17/2014 on 2nd most interesting man in... +1
User avatar #15 - wcpapier (10/17/2014) [-]
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#25 - minionofdolan (11/18/2013) [-]
**minionofdolan rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Well Shit... ** Nope sadly Im not trolling Ive been lurking beta threads, feels threads, and others along the same lines for about 4 days straight now across many chans. Im self esteem is at its lowest and I feel like venting to someone even if its a stranger on the internet. For you see in my real little world I am alone. I have no friends, most of family lives out of state, GF lives about 2 hours north of me so I only see her every couple months or so If Im lucky. Nope its just me. I guess im the stereotypical dork that is a basement dweller and has no life. I spend 90% of my time while not working of course on FJ,Chans,or a few mmo sites I play on that or some xbox that's about it. Sadly I love playing vidya games but Im terrible at most. If you ever checked my **** its always at the lowest difficulty due to me not being able to actually play very well. More later I suppose. So I know this is a stupid amerifag question but never been out of the u.s What is it like where you hail from?
User avatar #26 to #25 - dantemp (11/18/2013) [-]
Well, that's a difficulty question. I've never been in America (never actually lived anywhere, except in Rome for a week, for one disastrously bad PES tournament) so I can't have an informed opinion.

That being said, I've watched enough television and read enough things, to have the opinion that here is quite less cool.
There are things that are ridiculously bad, like the fact that most of the people have salaries around $400 per month but the fuel is something like twice more expensive. Same with gaming, if you pay $400 for a PS4, I pay 400 euros, which is ******** . Don't get me started on health care, it is normal for a people that can't work anything to not get any help, not to mention people insane to the point of inability to take care of themselves.
It's not all bad though, you still can do good things if you know what you're doing. You still can make money. The mentality of the people older than me is ****** up though. My father for instance is convinced that the term "defending your rights" is fairytale. Good that my mother taught me to do it, so I recently managed to fix a tax that was unfairly given to me. As a whole people that have grown during the socialist regime are pretty ****** up, bitter, angry and aggressive. There are exception of course, but most of the times someone gets on my nerve, is someone like that. We have our " ******* " - gypsies. Their culture is pretty barbarian, but this being "anti racist" times, our government does almost nothing about it, actually condoning their criminal behavior. They make me see why some people could grow racist. It's not right, but I can see why it can happen. I've written a post about it here: www.funnyjunk.com/if+we+all+could+just+learn+from+this/funny-pictures/4886208/108#108

Our political state is a joke. None of the parties seem fit to rule over the country. There was this one guy that seemed good (he ****** up our health and school systems, but we know why he did it, moving the money to take care of the infrastructure of country and actually finishing what he started) but recently he acted like a little bitch, giving up to the pressure some assholes put upon him and resigning 3-4 months before the new election (he was a prime minister and he pulled off everyone from his party) and I lost faith in him too. Now the people that got the most votes are ex-socialist and people are protesting like crazy. I think the mob in front of the government is there for 6 months now.

Anything more specific?
#27 to #26 - anonymous (11/18/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
User avatar #28 to #27 - dantemp (11/18/2013) [-]
what? you sure? isn't this like a bundle or something? I'm pretty sure that the standard package is 400.
User avatar #24 - crimsontyyde (08/13/2013) [-]
bb, bbpls luv me bb, bb y wnt u lk me in the eyes whn we mk luv bb?
#20 - crzycuban (08/08/2013) [-]
gimme the link to that jessica post that pixelated PLEASE
User avatar #18 - thenopepope (08/08/2013) [-]
You are the hero funnyjunk needs
User avatar #16 - diverdee (08/08/2013) [-]
You got so many thumps on that anon-jessica text didnt you?
But You also deserve it! you are the man.. Or the woman if that is the case!
User avatar #17 to #16 - dantemp (08/08/2013) [-]
yes I did, and it makes me pretty happy
but if there was anything more I could do so the guy from 4chan could feel the win he caused, I would have done it a 100 times...
User avatar #14 - tdogmeds (08/08/2013) [-]
Dude, I gotta thank you for puttin in the work on that greentext.
#7 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
I am sincerely sorry for being a faggot. On my behalf, I honor you with a ****
User avatar #8 to #7 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Dude, comment on my profile? You are taking this too seriously, I'm starting to feel bad that I actually hurt your feelings....
User avatar #9 to #8 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
lol its k i was gonna kill myself tonight anyway
User avatar #10 to #9 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Oh, good, I was worried there for a second. Phew.
User avatar #11 to #10 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
i died
User avatar #12 to #11 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Wow. They got WiFi down there?
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