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#62 - I guess the father of the winner of this years Eurovision used… 05/28/2014 on Badass parenting technique +1
#8 - It was awesome, but there was one girl who kissed him and the … 05/27/2014 on unexpected +1
#14 - I like that funny very much 05/27/2014 on running in a dream +20
#21 - still not asking for it 05/27/2014 on When OP stickies a negative... +3
#35 - and she would still be Caucasian 05/27/2014 on Frozen - Make up ? 0
#53 - ho'es* 05/27/2014 on This guy is going places 0
#17 - you either see the hydrogen atoms or the H2O molecules, supertard.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2014 on (untitled) +6
#49 - ripgeckosncherios (05/26/2014) [-]
unless he discovered H2 in water. Which is possible, since they could be tiny residue.
But I dont think that is what they are getting at, they jsut fucked up

Just wanted to point out that he could THEORETICALLY see hydrogen molecules in a drop of water
#8 - And that way it broke its legs and they had to shoot him. The end 05/26/2014 on So Majestic 0
#260 - RIP Josh, lol 05/26/2014 on Why I never get laid +1
#424 - it is quite possible 05/25/2014 on Cringe Compilation Part 4 0
#24 - The "wasted" animation is mandatory here 05/25/2014 on there is always one 0
#381 - yeah, right, we'll talk again when the quench for "thumbs…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/25/2014 on Cringe Compilation Part 4 0
#414 - adamks (05/25/2014) [-]
Do you mean the thirst and not the quench?
User avatar #424 - dantemp (05/25/2014) [-]
it is quite possible
#377 - I bet at least half of these are not serious... well, OK, I h… 05/25/2014 on Cringe Compilation Part 4 0
#375 - Weren't this going to be your last?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/25/2014 on Cringe Compilation Part 4 0
User avatar #378 - chokinandtokin (05/25/2014) [-]
Yes, I was just kidding around.
User avatar #381 - dantemp (05/25/2014) [-]
yeah, right, we'll talk again when the quench for "thumbs" gets to you, when this little voice reminds you of all the positive attention you've had, how it made you a more important person, we'll talk again!

I know you were joking, I just don't like it when the joke is out of context
#414 - adamks (05/25/2014) [-]
Do you mean the thirst and not the quench?
User avatar #424 - dantemp (05/25/2014) [-]
it is quite possible
#179 - "Damn it Jenny, that's how we got aids in the first place".  [+] (2 new replies) 05/25/2014 on DBZ Dating Guide +2
#197 - seras (05/25/2014) [-]
#198 - anonymous (05/25/2014) [-]
do you have any rubber walrus protectors?
#29 - On the internet no one is serious and all arguments are invali…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2014 on Those dense motherfuckers +1
User avatar #57 - demigodofmadness (05/25/2014) [-]
Thats on facebook. Facebook is the one exception to that rule.
#37 - any idea if and when there's going to be episode two? I'm actu… 05/24/2014 on it could save your life 0
#36 - let me guess, it came out of her vagina, didn't it. 05/24/2014 on Monster girl 0
#19 - Fuck that, the SOB refused to participate in the anniversary e… 05/24/2014 on Doctor Who Summed Up In One... -1
#14 - I've read that but still don't understand it. What was it for?…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2014 on Seizing the moment 0
#17 - rdobet (05/24/2014) [-]
It was just a joke.
#31 - what if I tell you that masturbation will not end when you get… 05/24/2014 on mfw i don't have a gf +1
#24 - While I agree that this scene was at a different level then th… 05/24/2014 on 911 +3
#68 - Big belies were "sexy" like a million years ago. It … 05/24/2014 on Thin Privilege 0
#34 - **dantemp rolled image ** hfw 05/24/2014 on How they do it in Ireland 0
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#25 - minionofdolan (11/18/2013) [-]
**minionofdolan rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Well Shit... ** Nope sadly Im not trolling Ive been lurking beta threads, feels threads, and others along the same lines for about 4 days straight now across many chans. Im self esteem is at its lowest and I feel like venting to someone even if its a stranger on the internet. For you see in my real little world I am alone. I have no friends, most of family lives out of state, GF lives about 2 hours north of me so I only see her every couple months or so If Im lucky. Nope its just me. I guess im the stereotypical dork that is a basement dweller and has no life. I spend 90% of my time while not working of course on FJ,Chans,or a few mmo sites I play on that or some xbox that's about it. Sadly I love playing vidya games but Im terrible at most. If you ever checked my shit its always at the lowest difficulty due to me not being able to actually play very well. More later I suppose. So I know this is a stupid amerifag question but never been out of the u.s What is it like where you hail from?
User avatar #26 to #25 - dantemp (11/18/2013) [-]
Well, that's a difficulty question. I've never been in America (never actually lived anywhere, except in Rome for a week, for one disastrously bad PES tournament) so I can't have an informed opinion.

That being said, I've watched enough television and read enough things, to have the opinion that here is quite less cool.
There are things that are ridiculously bad, like the fact that most of the people have salaries around $400 per month but the fuel is something like twice more expensive. Same with gaming, if you pay $400 for a PS4, I pay 400 euros, which is bullshit. Don't get me started on health care, it is normal for a people that can't work anything to not get any help, not to mention people insane to the point of inability to take care of themselves.
It's not all bad though, you still can do good things if you know what you're doing. You still can make money. The mentality of the people older than me is fucked up though. My father for instance is convinced that the term "defending your rights" is fairytale. Good that my mother taught me to do it, so I recently managed to fix a tax that was unfairly given to me. As a whole people that have grown during the socialist regime are pretty fucked up, bitter, angry and aggressive. There are exception of course, but most of the times someone gets on my nerve, is someone like that. We have our "niggers" - gypsies. Their culture is pretty barbarian, but this being "anti racist" times, our government does almost nothing about it, actually condoning their criminal behavior. They make me see why some people could grow racist. It's not right, but I can see why it can happen. I've written a post about it here: www.funnyjunk.com/if+we+all+could+just+learn+from+this/funny-pictures/4886208/108#108

Our political state is a joke. None of the parties seem fit to rule over the country. There was this one guy that seemed good (he fucked up our health and school systems, but we know why he did it, moving the money to take care of the infrastructure of country and actually finishing what he started) but recently he acted like a little bitch, giving up to the pressure some assholes put upon him and resigning 3-4 months before the new election (he was a prime minister and he pulled off everyone from his party) and I lost faith in him too. Now the people that got the most votes are ex-socialist and people are protesting like crazy. I think the mob in front of the government is there for 6 months now.

Anything more specific?
#27 to #26 - anonymous (11/18/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
User avatar #28 to #27 - dantemp (11/18/2013) [-]
what? you sure? isn't this like a bundle or something? I'm pretty sure that the standard package is 400.
User avatar #24 - crimsontyyde (08/13/2013) [-]
bb, bbpls luv me bb, bb y wnt u lk me in the eyes whn we mk luv bb?
#20 - crzycuban ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
gimme the link to that jessica post that pixelated PLEASE
User avatar #18 - thenopepope ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
You are the hero funnyjunk needs
User avatar #16 - diverdee (08/08/2013) [-]
You got so many thumps on that anon-jessica text didnt you?
But You also deserve it! you are the man.. Or the woman if that is the case!
User avatar #17 to #16 - dantemp (08/08/2013) [-]
yes I did, and it makes me pretty happy
but if there was anything more I could do so the guy from 4chan could feel the win he caused, I would have done it a 100 times...
User avatar #14 - tdogmeds (08/08/2013) [-]
Dude, I gotta thank you for puttin in the work on that greentext.
#7 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
I am sincerely sorry for being a faggot. On my behalf, I honor you with a fuck
User avatar #8 to #7 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Dude, comment on my profile? You are taking this too seriously, I'm starting to feel bad that I actually hurt your feelings....
User avatar #9 to #8 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
lol its k i was gonna kill myself tonight anyway
User avatar #10 to #9 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Oh, good, I was worried there for a second. Phew.
User avatar #11 to #10 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
i died
User avatar #12 to #11 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Wow. They got WiFi down there?
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