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#300 - that's a meta joke. I like meta jokes, good for the one who th… 08/20/2014 on multi upload test 0
#25 - "Two thirds of women in PNG have experienced domestic vio… 08/19/2014 on Balls of steel. +1
#9 - zombie theon penis? yes, please 08/19/2014 on There's no cure for being a... +3
#6 - you are the hero funnyjunk of 2013 deserves, but doesn't need.… 08/19/2014 on PAY DEBT -3
#79 - I was going to say "Wouldn't be easier to just put sauce … 08/19/2014 on Anime Wallpapers +2
#26 - boxxxy is so ugly without her strong make-up br…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/19/2014 on Summit of 2 internet... 0
User avatar #49 - lotengo (08/19/2014) [-]
the bad lighting doest help
User avatar #28 - oversoul (08/19/2014) [-]
I think she's cutier.

I prefere girls without make-up.

My 2 cents, btw.
User avatar #45 - tkfourtwoone (08/19/2014) [-]
Google some other pictures of her.

She's fucking ugly.
User avatar #46 - oversoul (08/19/2014) [-]
Done, still like her
#30 - obligatory 08/19/2014 on I am Batman +3
#107 - I have a couple of friends that did this - deleting Facebook b…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/19/2014 on anon faces a dilemma +2
User avatar #113 - rapathazar (08/19/2014) [-]
If you know who it is. All she would know is it's one f her friends doing something she likely assumed none of her friends would ever do. How could she tell who to block?
#118 - quiescat (08/19/2014) [-]
i dont know about you, but i have seen quite a few people who have 60 billion random fucks on their face book, some people see so and so is friends with, and bam friend request.
#115 - flapz (08/19/2014) [-]
You could possibly narrow it down to a guy most likely between 15-25 and then again there would be a high probability it is a kid between just 15-20 years and he would also most likely be single. She could consider the following and check her friends list if she wanted to.
User avatar #121 - rapathazar (08/19/2014) [-]
Still, I try to not friend people I don't at least kind of know (worked with, had a class, had a good talk at party ect.) And using that formula would leave me with 100+ possibles and this girl is clearly a cam-whore so you can assume she has a few more friends than my basement nerd self.
#123 - flapz (08/19/2014) [-]
My friend list is based of same criteria as yours and still I have around 250 friends. You just assume she would base hers differently, but the fact she looks good and might be an outgoing person could be the reason she got a bigger social community than us.
#410 - Kill la Kill manages to objectify women as **** a… 08/15/2014 on New age of content is here. -1
#62 - Kojima had said many times that he wants to do something diffe…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2014 on P.T. reveal 0
User avatar #63 - idelki (08/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, real interested in seeing how he does
#4135 - **dantemp rolls 610,121** 08/14/2014 on Roll for Purple Text 0
#21 - or share them with people that are not ashamed to know about i…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2014 on Edgar Allen Poo +8
#40 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/14/2014) [-]
We are all very sorry. Please keep bringing us sauce should the need arise.
#270 - downvoted for lack of clarification. The content doesn't menti… 08/13/2014 on facebook gold +7
#269 - it's not even his debut, she supposedly put up with this … 08/13/2014 on facebook gold +2
#1 - Picture 08/13/2014 on It's all forgiven and... 0
#38 - u sob 08/13/2014 on (1) Facebook 0
#36 - not trying at all is a different subject, the content was abou… 08/12/2014 on shit nigga she rite 0
#32 - Well, there are levels of confidence. Some people believe that…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/12/2014 on shit nigga she rite 0
User avatar #33 - Sethorein (08/12/2014) [-]
The problem is that most self described "betas" do the same shtick. Fawn over the girl, obey her every whim and ask for nothing in return while they wait for the "perfect moment". The girl is more than happy to take advantage of their kindness since she just figures they're being nice and slowly their nerve cracks and they decry "WE'RE TRAPPED IN THE FRIEND ZONE" to avoid the responsibility of actually having to initiate a potentially awkward situation in order to progress their relationships.

Confidence just means you reach the point where you are self assured with yourself that even if you lose the girl, your self worth isn't diminished, and even if the conversation is awkward you shouldn't lose the girl. It's not about being a douche or being super cocky, it's about understanding that girls aren't telepathic and unfortunately the lean of society is towards men making all the big statements ("hey wanna go out", "hey wanna go steady" "hey wanna marry me or something").

Me? I need to be drunk to be confident. I'm no fuckin' hero. But I see the difference in how my interactions with girls work when I'm less concerned about going into questionable territory. Some walk off, that's life, some stick around, that's also life.

Now to round out my rant, let's get some good quotes in. "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take", "Don't ask, don't get", and "Carpe diem". Confidence is attractive.
User avatar #36 - dantemp (08/12/2014) [-]
not trying at all is a different subject, the content was about being creepy or being attractive, it's presumed that you got the balls to ask. Don't get me started on the friendzone, I hate excuses like that. Especially considering the fact that I've been there (I had girl telling me that she won't do anything else with me because she wouldn't ruin our friendship, eventually she forgot all that shit) and emerged out of it. It isn't really worth it because it's to time consuming, but even that can be prevailed if you find your way. But the best relationships are those that are easy, in my experience. Everything went perfectly smooth with my girl and we are moving in together very soon, 8 years in relationship...
#30 - no, exactly what I said. Being confident is part of the "…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/12/2014 on shit nigga she rite 0
User avatar #31 - Sethorein (08/12/2014) [-]
being confident is not being cocky. It's having the balls to challenge the girl instead of just be her doormat...
User avatar #32 - dantemp (08/12/2014) [-]
Well, there are levels of confidence. Some people believe that they know every answer in the world and everybody should like them, others are afraid to chose a color for their clothes and there are many many different levels in between. I didn't want to say that everyone that is confident is cocky, but the constant claim on the internet that being confident is the way to get girls may persuade many people to get overboard and end up being cocky and not getting the girl because of it.
User avatar #33 - Sethorein (08/12/2014) [-]
The problem is that most self described "betas" do the same shtick. Fawn over the girl, obey her every whim and ask for nothing in return while they wait for the "perfect moment". The girl is more than happy to take advantage of their kindness since she just figures they're being nice and slowly their nerve cracks and they decry "WE'RE TRAPPED IN THE FRIEND ZONE" to avoid the responsibility of actually having to initiate a potentially awkward situation in order to progress their relationships.

Confidence just means you reach the point where you are self assured with yourself that even if you lose the girl, your self worth isn't diminished, and even if the conversation is awkward you shouldn't lose the girl. It's not about being a douche or being super cocky, it's about understanding that girls aren't telepathic and unfortunately the lean of society is towards men making all the big statements ("hey wanna go out", "hey wanna go steady" "hey wanna marry me or something").

Me? I need to be drunk to be confident. I'm no fuckin' hero. But I see the difference in how my interactions with girls work when I'm less concerned about going into questionable territory. Some walk off, that's life, some stick around, that's also life.

Now to round out my rant, let's get some good quotes in. "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take", "Don't ask, don't get", and "Carpe diem". Confidence is attractive.
User avatar #36 - dantemp (08/12/2014) [-]
not trying at all is a different subject, the content was about being creepy or being attractive, it's presumed that you got the balls to ask. Don't get me started on the friendzone, I hate excuses like that. Especially considering the fact that I've been there (I had girl telling me that she won't do anything else with me because she wouldn't ruin our friendship, eventually she forgot all that shit) and emerged out of it. It isn't really worth it because it's to time consuming, but even that can be prevailed if you find your way. But the best relationships are those that are easy, in my experience. Everything went perfectly smooth with my girl and we are moving in together very soon, 8 years in relationship...
#26 - This is true, but it's also true that you can get a girl to be…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/12/2014 on shit nigga she rite 0
User avatar #29 - Sethorein (08/12/2014) [-]
>treating her right + being confident

Remember, being nice doesn't get you sex. It helps keep the gal close, but confidence is what gets her attention.
User avatar #30 - dantemp (08/12/2014) [-]
no, exactly what I said. Being confident is part of the "treatment" but it's not universally working. There are girls that prefer shy guys and find it pretty cute. Being too cocky may push some girls away. It's pretty subjective. That's why you shouldn't try to find a way to get a specific girl but you should look more and find a girl that likes it your way.
User avatar #31 - Sethorein (08/12/2014) [-]
being confident is not being cocky. It's having the balls to challenge the girl instead of just be her doormat...
User avatar #32 - dantemp (08/12/2014) [-]
Well, there are levels of confidence. Some people believe that they know every answer in the world and everybody should like them, others are afraid to chose a color for their clothes and there are many many different levels in between. I didn't want to say that everyone that is confident is cocky, but the constant claim on the internet that being confident is the way to get girls may persuade many people to get overboard and end up being cocky and not getting the girl because of it.
User avatar #33 - Sethorein (08/12/2014) [-]
The problem is that most self described "betas" do the same shtick. Fawn over the girl, obey her every whim and ask for nothing in return while they wait for the "perfect moment". The girl is more than happy to take advantage of their kindness since she just figures they're being nice and slowly their nerve cracks and they decry "WE'RE TRAPPED IN THE FRIEND ZONE" to avoid the responsibility of actually having to initiate a potentially awkward situation in order to progress their relationships.

Confidence just means you reach the point where you are self assured with yourself that even if you lose the girl, your self worth isn't diminished, and even if the conversation is awkward you shouldn't lose the girl. It's not about being a douche or being super cocky, it's about understanding that girls aren't telepathic and unfortunately the lean of society is towards men making all the big statements ("hey wanna go out", "hey wanna go steady" "hey wanna marry me or something").

Me? I need to be drunk to be confident. I'm no fuckin' hero. But I see the difference in how my interactions with girls work when I'm less concerned about going into questionable territory. Some walk off, that's life, some stick around, that's also life.

Now to round out my rant, let's get some good quotes in. "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take", "Don't ask, don't get", and "Carpe diem". Confidence is attractive.
User avatar #36 - dantemp (08/12/2014) [-]
not trying at all is a different subject, the content was about being creepy or being attractive, it's presumed that you got the balls to ask. Don't get me started on the friendzone, I hate excuses like that. Especially considering the fact that I've been there (I had girl telling me that she won't do anything else with me because she wouldn't ruin our friendship, eventually she forgot all that shit) and emerged out of it. It isn't really worth it because it's to time consuming, but even that can be prevailed if you find your way. But the best relationships are those that are easy, in my experience. Everything went perfectly smooth with my girl and we are moving in together very soon, 8 years in relationship...
#189 - can someone explain how isn't everybody blue eyed then?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/12/2014 on how to tell if your adopted 0
#200 - darkjack (08/12/2014) [-]
because brown eyes are the Dominant gene
User avatar #196 - the fuzzball (08/12/2014) [-]
because every year we hold a secret culling of blue eyes babies underneath the white house.
#375 - 3 logists sit on the bar and the bartender asks them "Are… 08/11/2014 on What's the most... 0
#125 - If he was actually a minor that doesn't know anything about se… 08/11/2014 on FB reaction to pedophile... 0
#554 - stealing topics from reddit 08/09/2014 on What is something legal... +2
#289 - pedophilia - no two consensual persons (the law says you can't… 08/09/2014 on I'm ready for your rage 0
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User avatar #30 - dantemp (09/18/2014) [-]
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#25 - minionofdolan (11/18/2013) [-]
**minionofdolan rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Well Shit... ** Nope sadly Im not trolling Ive been lurking beta threads, feels threads, and others along the same lines for about 4 days straight now across many chans. Im self esteem is at its lowest and I feel like venting to someone even if its a stranger on the internet. For you see in my real little world I am alone. I have no friends, most of family lives out of state, GF lives about 2 hours north of me so I only see her every couple months or so If Im lucky. Nope its just me. I guess im the stereotypical dork that is a basement dweller and has no life. I spend 90% of my time while not working of course on FJ,Chans,or a few mmo sites I play on that or some xbox that's about it. Sadly I love playing vidya games but Im terrible at most. If you ever checked my **** its always at the lowest difficulty due to me not being able to actually play very well. More later I suppose. So I know this is a stupid amerifag question but never been out of the u.s What is it like where you hail from?
User avatar #26 to #25 - dantemp (11/18/2013) [-]
Well, that's a difficulty question. I've never been in America (never actually lived anywhere, except in Rome for a week, for one disastrously bad PES tournament) so I can't have an informed opinion.

That being said, I've watched enough television and read enough things, to have the opinion that here is quite less cool.
There are things that are ridiculously bad, like the fact that most of the people have salaries around $400 per month but the fuel is something like twice more expensive. Same with gaming, if you pay $400 for a PS4, I pay 400 euros, which is ******** . Don't get me started on health care, it is normal for a people that can't work anything to not get any help, not to mention people insane to the point of inability to take care of themselves.
It's not all bad though, you still can do good things if you know what you're doing. You still can make money. The mentality of the people older than me is ****** up though. My father for instance is convinced that the term "defending your rights" is fairytale. Good that my mother taught me to do it, so I recently managed to fix a tax that was unfairly given to me. As a whole people that have grown during the socialist regime are pretty ****** up, bitter, angry and aggressive. There are exception of course, but most of the times someone gets on my nerve, is someone like that. We have our " ******* " - gypsies. Their culture is pretty barbarian, but this being "anti racist" times, our government does almost nothing about it, actually condoning their criminal behavior. They make me see why some people could grow racist. It's not right, but I can see why it can happen. I've written a post about it here: www.funnyjunk.com/if+we+all+could+just+learn+from+this/funny-pictures/4886208/108#108

Our political state is a joke. None of the parties seem fit to rule over the country. There was this one guy that seemed good (he ****** up our health and school systems, but we know why he did it, moving the money to take care of the infrastructure of country and actually finishing what he started) but recently he acted like a little bitch, giving up to the pressure some assholes put upon him and resigning 3-4 months before the new election (he was a prime minister and he pulled off everyone from his party) and I lost faith in him too. Now the people that got the most votes are ex-socialist and people are protesting like crazy. I think the mob in front of the government is there for 6 months now.

Anything more specific?
#27 to #26 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/18/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
User avatar #28 to #27 - dantemp (11/18/2013) [-]
what? you sure? isn't this like a bundle or something? I'm pretty sure that the standard package is 400.
User avatar #24 - crimsontyyde (08/13/2013) [-]
bb, bbpls luv me bb, bb y wnt u lk me in the eyes whn we mk luv bb?
#20 - crzycuban (08/08/2013) [-]
gimme the link to that jessica post that pixelated PLEASE
User avatar #18 - thenopepope ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
You are the hero funnyjunk needs
User avatar #16 - diverdee (08/08/2013) [-]
You got so many thumps on that anon-jessica text didnt you?
But You also deserve it! you are the man.. Or the woman if that is the case!
User avatar #17 to #16 - dantemp (08/08/2013) [-]
yes I did, and it makes me pretty happy
but if there was anything more I could do so the guy from 4chan could feel the win he caused, I would have done it a 100 times...
User avatar #14 - tdogmeds (08/08/2013) [-]
Dude, I gotta thank you for puttin in the work on that greentext.
#7 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
I am sincerely sorry for being a faggot. On my behalf, I honor you with a ****
User avatar #8 to #7 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Dude, comment on my profile? You are taking this too seriously, I'm starting to feel bad that I actually hurt your feelings....
User avatar #9 to #8 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
lol its k i was gonna kill myself tonight anyway
User avatar #10 to #9 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Oh, good, I was worried there for a second. Phew.
User avatar #11 to #10 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
i died
User avatar #12 to #11 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Wow. They got WiFi down there?
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