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#15 - you guessed it!  [+] (3 new replies) 12/04/2014 on GameReviewer +17
#16 - zyketor (12/04/2014) [-]
Dick Ant Emporer it is, then.....

This is one case when I really wish I had a relevant picture.
User avatar #20 - dantemp (12/04/2014) [-]
A relevant picture would be something amazing
#23 - banwagon (12/04/2014) [-]
here you go
#7 - thank you  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2014 on That one day a month.... 0
#9 - randomrolling (12/04/2014) [-]
**randomrolling rolls 689,801,647**
#11 - I love a girl that can take care of herself, good for her.  [+] (8 new replies) 12/04/2014 on GameReviewer +84
User avatar #123 - msypsylon (12/05/2014) [-]
Not getting PTSD from kids threatening to rape isn't really an accomplishment.
User avatar #67 - ieatbengay (12/04/2014) [-]
slightly condescending
User avatar #68 - dantemp (12/04/2014) [-]
Was not meant as such.
#13 - zyketor (12/04/2014) [-]
I'm not sure if your name means "Dan Temp", "Dante MP", or "D Ant Emp".
User avatar #15 - dantemp (12/04/2014) [-]
you guessed it!
#16 - zyketor (12/04/2014) [-]
Dick Ant Emporer it is, then.....

This is one case when I really wish I had a relevant picture.
User avatar #20 - dantemp (12/04/2014) [-]
A relevant picture would be something amazing
#23 - banwagon (12/04/2014) [-]
here you go
#27 - look at all that funny I don't even need to mar… 12/04/2014 on american history in a nutshell +4
#19 - I wish the feminists were more active on stopping slut shaming…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2014 on Rave skank +3
User avatar #23 - gamrgrl (12/04/2014) [-]
Looking down on them is how you see their cleavage.
#12 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/04/2014 on tiggered +8
#37 - samxdaxman (12/04/2014) [-]
Fuck yeah, Gorillaz
#16 - brandinifettucine (12/04/2014) [-]
Gorillaz is my shit
#41 - I liked the recent years best (with the exception of 70's) unp… 12/04/2014 on Hairstyles through the years 0
#313 - I was thinking of blue elephant from Denmark, crisis averted 12/04/2014 on well..um.. 0
#64 - well he ****** up, no one said our side never ***** up 12/04/2014 on This is mabey the best... +1
#1229 - I was expecting "you see Ivan, when you...." :/  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2014 on Meme Game 0
User avatar #1231 - enzio (12/04/2014) [-]
Calm down Ivan Eat a snickers? Well listen to the meme eat a snickers!!!!
#247 - the drawings are better than the actual photo 12/04/2014 on profile pics 0
#16 - I missed this AMA by an hour, I'd ask him if he was retiring  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2014 on Rap God Replies 0
User avatar #19 - faimbot (12/03/2014) [-]
Nah, ask him about going back into battle rapping.
#25 - look at all that funny 12/03/2014 on Im Batman +17
#980 - idk dantemp seems pretty cool guy 12/03/2014 on Favourite FJ users? +1
#94 - that was reverted by the old new government, the old old gover… 12/03/2014 on Free driving for free citizens 0
#52 - babe come over on your dad or on your mam? … 12/03/2014 on Come over 0
#58 - replying for science  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2014 on Now i know for sure +1
#82 - mcstorms (12/03/2014) [-]
but of course
#57 - are you ******* spoiling right now you cunt  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2014 on Now i know for sure +1
User avatar #67 - Faz (12/02/2014) [-]
Not exactly a spoiler when they've been fighting in like the last 5 episodes of the anime.
#51 - shut up faggot 12/02/2014 on when people insult me on... 0
#100 - I want to see more ******** SJW getting sued 12/01/2014 on SJW Hate Mob VS a Lymeric +87
#83 - To ya'll that are being smartass about the murderer part. I'd …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2014 on Sir Winston Churchill was a... 0
User avatar #91 - hockerz (12/01/2014) [-]
One of the main reasons I'm against it. The price of false conviction is just too great.
#139 - are we being infiltrated by tumblr?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2014 on Tumbler 0
#144 - zyketor (11/30/2014) [-]
Yes. For the last week or so.
#27 - You are delusional. Mainstream media are lying about the U sal… 11/29/2014 on Console wars +2
#25 - Yeah, because Wii u is breaking records for fastest selling, right  [+] (2 new replies) 11/29/2014 on Console wars +2
#26 - anonymous (11/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, because the mainstream media would never tell lies about a company they universally hate.
User avatar #27 - dantemp (11/29/2014) [-]
You are delusional. Mainstream media are lying about the U sales? Really?
#40 - The snake is harmless 11/29/2014 on It was then that Ghandi... +1


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#25 - minionofdolan (11/18/2013) [-]
**minionofdolan rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Well Shit... ** Nope sadly Im not trolling Ive been lurking beta threads, feels threads, and others along the same lines for about 4 days straight now across many chans. Im self esteem is at its lowest and I feel like venting to someone even if its a stranger on the internet. For you see in my real little world I am alone. I have no friends, most of family lives out of state, GF lives about 2 hours north of me so I only see her every couple months or so If Im lucky. Nope its just me. I guess im the stereotypical dork that is a basement dweller and has no life. I spend 90% of my time while not working of course on FJ,Chans,or a few mmo sites I play on that or some xbox that's about it. Sadly I love playing vidya games but Im terrible at most. If you ever checked my **** its always at the lowest difficulty due to me not being able to actually play very well. More later I suppose. So I know this is a stupid amerifag question but never been out of the u.s What is it like where you hail from?
User avatar #26 to #25 - dantemp ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
Well, that's a difficulty question. I've never been in America (never actually lived anywhere, except in Rome for a week, for one disastrously bad PES tournament) so I can't have an informed opinion.

That being said, I've watched enough television and read enough things, to have the opinion that here is quite less cool.
There are things that are ridiculously bad, like the fact that most of the people have salaries around $400 per month but the fuel is something like twice more expensive. Same with gaming, if you pay $400 for a PS4, I pay 400 euros, which is ******** . Don't get me started on health care, it is normal for a people that can't work anything to not get any help, not to mention people insane to the point of inability to take care of themselves.
It's not all bad though, you still can do good things if you know what you're doing. You still can make money. The mentality of the people older than me is ****** up though. My father for instance is convinced that the term "defending your rights" is fairytale. Good that my mother taught me to do it, so I recently managed to fix a tax that was unfairly given to me. As a whole people that have grown during the socialist regime are pretty ****** up, bitter, angry and aggressive. There are exception of course, but most of the times someone gets on my nerve, is someone like that. We have our " ******* " - gypsies. Their culture is pretty barbarian, but this being "anti racist" times, our government does almost nothing about it, actually condoning their criminal behavior. They make me see why some people could grow racist. It's not right, but I can see why it can happen. I've written a post about it here: www.funnyjunk.com/if+we+all+could+just+learn+from+this/funny-pictures/4886208/108#108

Our political state is a joke. None of the parties seem fit to rule over the country. There was this one guy that seemed good (he ****** up our health and school systems, but we know why he did it, moving the money to take care of the infrastructure of country and actually finishing what he started) but recently he acted like a little bitch, giving up to the pressure some assholes put upon him and resigning 3-4 months before the new election (he was a prime minister and he pulled off everyone from his party) and I lost faith in him too. Now the people that got the most votes are ex-socialist and people are protesting like crazy. I think the mob in front of the government is there for 6 months now.

Anything more specific?
#27 to #26 - anonymous (11/18/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
User avatar #28 to #27 - dantemp ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
what? you sure? isn't this like a bundle or something? I'm pretty sure that the standard package is 400.
User avatar #24 - crimsontyyde (08/13/2013) [-]
bb, bbpls luv me bb, bb y wnt u lk me in the eyes whn we mk luv bb?
#20 - crzycuban (08/08/2013) [-]
gimme the link to that jessica post that pixelated PLEASE
User avatar #18 - thenopepope (08/08/2013) [-]
You are the hero funnyjunk needs
User avatar #16 - diverdee (08/08/2013) [-]
You got so many thumps on that anon-jessica text didnt you?
But You also deserve it! you are the man.. Or the woman if that is the case!
User avatar #17 to #16 - dantemp ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
yes I did, and it makes me pretty happy
but if there was anything more I could do so the guy from 4chan could feel the win he caused, I would have done it a 100 times...
User avatar #14 - tdogmeds (08/08/2013) [-]
Dude, I gotta thank you for puttin in the work on that greentext.
User avatar #15 to #14 - dantemp ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
#7 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
I am sincerely sorry for being a faggot. On my behalf, I honor you with a ****
User avatar #8 to #7 - dantemp ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
Dude, comment on my profile? You are taking this too seriously, I'm starting to feel bad that I actually hurt your feelings....
User avatar #9 to #8 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
lol its k i was gonna kill myself tonight anyway
User avatar #10 to #9 - dantemp ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
Oh, good, I was worried there for a second. Phew.
User avatar #11 to #10 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
i died
User avatar #12 to #11 - dantemp ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
Wow. They got WiFi down there?
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