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#67 - >Anything else you need explained? How is the …  [+] (9 new replies) 14 hours ago on Found on Fuckbook +32
User avatar #279 - thedugster (2 hours ago) [-]
*EmDrive and it probably wont work because conservation on momentum is a thing
User avatar #287 - stilch (2 hours ago) [-]
You forget what the em drive is. It makes a bubble that stands still and forces space around it, allowing it to theoretically move faster than light. This doesn't break the laws of physics, but will definitely break a few sound barriers.
#180 - nigeltheoutlaw (7 hours ago) [-]
The scientific consensus currently is "fuck if I know". image not meant for you

>>#143 You have zero proof of that brev. Back when they thought it was atmospheric effects I might have agreed since there was a plausible reason against it, but now it's looking pretty solid.
User avatar #86 - elsanna (12 hours ago) [-]
The EM drive is a hot topic right now isn't it?

God damnit NASA, you can't just go break physics.
User avatar #99 - fpsnoob (10 hours ago) [-]
The EM drive is every sci-fi fan's wet dream.
User avatar #104 - zelivingzombie (10 hours ago) [-]
I first heard about it a few months ago when my friend told me about it and basically.
I started looking into it and basically if it works it's going to revolutionize pretty much everything about travel, making spaceflight incredibly easy and affordable especially.
User avatar #112 - fpsnoob (9 hours ago) [-]
As I said, every sci-fi fan's wet dream.
#143 - Ken M (8 hours ago) [-]
>>#104

It's far more likely to be a mistake than a revolutionary breakthrough, sadly.
#75 - sirquidam (13 hours ago) [-]
#41 - I like the title that usually goes with this trivia: "The… 14 hours ago on Art 0
#25 - two wrongs don't make it right nor left 05/04/2015 on brutal -2
#14 - Sounds like an italian chick orgasming  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2015 on Gucci Longboarding +88
#45 - Ken M (05/04/2015) [-]
longboarding
#187 - he made everything better 05/03/2015 on Cat 0
#148 - I remember there being more of them 05/02/2015 on Cosplaying 0
#168 - Yeah, if she lowers get standards beneath her. News flash, thi… 05/02/2015 on Cat tears +1
#28 - yeah, perfect logic, if only even a glimps of men kissing each… 05/01/2015 on Bitches ain't shit but hoes... -1
#23 - >implying that you don't swipe right every girl that doesn'… 05/01/2015 on Trying to find a girl on... +3
#31 - I really love how every ******* thing on the world is a…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/01/2015 on Hot topic +46
User avatar #123 - greedtheavaricious (05/02/2015) [-]
Honestly I don't know why I'm still on this

Even 9/11 jokes make me angry and that's the most common thing here
User avatar #80 - Prada (05/02/2015) [-]
It's the same story in prison. Child molesters are viewed as the lowest of the low and are, more often than not, targeted by other inmates.
User avatar #143 - sursum (05/02/2015) [-]
Confirmed Funnyjunk is prison, you never leave.

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#25 - minionofdolan (11/18/2013) [-]
**minionofdolan rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Well Shit... ** Nope sadly Im not trolling Ive been lurking beta threads, feels threads, and others along the same lines for about 4 days straight now across many chans. Im self esteem is at its lowest and I feel like venting to someone even if its a stranger on the internet. For you see in my real little world I am alone. I have no friends, most of family lives out of state, GF lives about 2 hours north of me so I only see her every couple months or so If Im lucky. Nope its just me. I guess im the stereotypical dork that is a basement dweller and has no life. I spend 90% of my time while not working of course on FJ,Chans,or a few mmo sites I play on that or some xbox that's about it. Sadly I love playing vidya games but Im terrible at most. If you ever checked my **** its always at the lowest difficulty due to me not being able to actually play very well. More later I suppose. So I know this is a stupid amerifag question but never been out of the u.s What is it like where you hail from?
User avatar #26 to #25 - dantemp (11/18/2013) [-]
Well, that's a difficulty question. I've never been in America (never actually lived anywhere, except in Rome for a week, for one disastrously bad PES tournament) so I can't have an informed opinion.

That being said, I've watched enough television and read enough things, to have the opinion that here is quite less cool.
There are things that are ridiculously bad, like the fact that most of the people have salaries around $400 per month but the fuel is something like twice more expensive. Same with gaming, if you pay $400 for a PS4, I pay 400 euros, which is ******** . Don't get me started on health care, it is normal for a people that can't work anything to not get any help, not to mention people insane to the point of inability to take care of themselves.
It's not all bad though, you still can do good things if you know what you're doing. You still can make money. The mentality of the people older than me is ****** up though. My father for instance is convinced that the term "defending your rights" is fairytale. Good that my mother taught me to do it, so I recently managed to fix a tax that was unfairly given to me. As a whole people that have grown during the socialist regime are pretty ****** up, bitter, angry and aggressive. There are exception of course, but most of the times someone gets on my nerve, is someone like that. We have our " ******* " - gypsies. Their culture is pretty barbarian, but this being "anti racist" times, our government does almost nothing about it, actually condoning their criminal behavior. They make me see why some people could grow racist. It's not right, but I can see why it can happen. I've written a post about it here: www.funnyjunk.com/if+we+all+could+just+learn+from+this/funny-pictures/4886208/108#108

Our political state is a joke. None of the parties seem fit to rule over the country. There was this one guy that seemed good (he ****** up our health and school systems, but we know why he did it, moving the money to take care of the infrastructure of country and actually finishing what he started) but recently he acted like a little bitch, giving up to the pressure some assholes put upon him and resigning 3-4 months before the new election (he was a prime minister and he pulled off everyone from his party) and I lost faith in him too. Now the people that got the most votes are ex-socialist and people are protesting like crazy. I think the mob in front of the government is there for 6 months now.

Anything more specific?
#27 to #26 - Ken M (11/18/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
User avatar #28 to #27 - dantemp (11/18/2013) [-]
what? you sure? isn't this like a bundle or something? I'm pretty sure that the standard package is 400.
User avatar #24 - crimsontyyde (08/13/2013) [-]
bb, bbpls luv me bb, bb y wnt u lk me in the eyes whn we mk luv bb?
#20 - crzycuban (08/08/2013) [-]
gimme the link to that jessica post that pixelated PLEASE
User avatar #18 - thenopepope ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
You are the hero funnyjunk needs
User avatar #16 - diverdee (08/08/2013) [-]
You got so many thumps on that anon-jessica text didnt you?
But You also deserve it! you are the man.. Or the woman if that is the case!
User avatar #17 to #16 - dantemp (08/08/2013) [-]
yes I did, and it makes me pretty happy
but if there was anything more I could do so the guy from 4chan could feel the win he caused, I would have done it a 100 times...
User avatar #14 - tdogmeds (08/08/2013) [-]
Dude, I gotta thank you for puttin in the work on that greentext.
#7 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
I am sincerely sorry for being a faggot. On my behalf, I honor you with a ****
User avatar #8 to #7 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Dude, comment on my profile? You are taking this too seriously, I'm starting to feel bad that I actually hurt your feelings....
User avatar #9 to #8 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
lol its k i was gonna kill myself tonight anyway
User avatar #10 to #9 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Oh, good, I was worried there for a second. Phew.
User avatar #11 to #10 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
i died
User avatar #12 to #11 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Wow. They got WiFi down there?
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