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Consoles Owned: Gameboy Advance Color, GameCube, DSi, Wii, Xbox
Video Games Played: TF2, LoZ,
Interests: The hole in your pants.
Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:9/15/2014
Location:United States
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#30 - >Normal >Furries  [+] (5 new replies) 09/15/2014 on Best movie scene +27
User avatar #31 - heartlessrobot (09/15/2014) [-]
At least we don't fap to a technicolor pony-show for kids.
Most of the time.
User avatar #62 - fausticorn (09/15/2014) [-]
Becuse what furries DO fap to is infinitely better
User avatar #106 - heartlessrobot (23 hours ago) [-]
You're right, it is!
At least furries acknowledge their weirdness, when not joking about how normal it is.
#47 - rdobet (09/15/2014) [-]
I just don't understand the ones who fuck in full fursuits.
User avatar #81 - burnswhenipee (09/15/2014) [-]
I just don't understand any human that owns a full fursuit
#17 - By not making it Mohammed. I was able to watch episode 20…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2014 on Best movie scene +7
#44 - scoobi (09/15/2014) [-]
True. I actually do have a picture of Mohammad, please don't get mad
#9 - All in a days work. 09/14/2014 on For zependium - The... +3
#23 - No, I think it's in the neighboring country Libya that the two…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/14/2014 on You scratch my back, I... 0
User avatar #24 - internetexplain (09/14/2014) [-]
Egypt has NEVER in its existance had trouble with religion , either the state-religion was completely dominating without contest or they lived in harmony with people of other religions within Egypt.
What they do outside of Egypt doesn't really count here.
Also, libya is stable.
It's egypt that doesn't quite know how to handle democracy because right now they're about to wage civil war to get rid of temporary government setup by the military.
User avatar #29 - shadowkingdr (09/14/2014) [-]
you forgot that one time where the pharaoh went nuts and wanted o make his own religion and caused egypt to fall because of it
User avatar #31 - internetexplain (09/14/2014) [-]
You talkin' 'bout Amenhotep, the guy who invented Monotheism by saying the sun god Ra created himself and then all other gods and as a result had that crazy ass idea to rule the country like a fucking dictator and build a new capital city in the middle of the desert?

If yes, his successors saved Egypt from the downfall for a couple more centuries and his Sun cult lasted only as long as his life.
User avatar #32 - shadowkingdr (09/14/2014) [-]
yes but still that was religious trouble. but god damn you know your shit
User avatar #34 - internetexplain (09/14/2014) [-]
I wouldn't really call it trouble as there was no open criticism against him and despite the Pharaoh himself being a blasphemer, everyone still followed suit without complaining until he died.

It's like you convert a holy city to another religion in Civ with a great prophet and 2 turns later the original religion is already back.
User avatar #37 - shadowkingdr (09/14/2014) [-]
well in my history class he killed people who were thought to follow the old gods and rebellion was common place
#7 - A dragonite.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/14/2014 on For zependium - The... +9
User avatar #8 - unfairlybanned (09/14/2014) [-]
Thanks for the clarification. I didnt understand what that was.
User avatar #9 - danster (09/14/2014) [-]
All in a days work.
#21 - And now they're waging war in North Africa.  [+] (8 new replies) 09/14/2014 on You scratch my back, I... 0
User avatar #22 - internetexplain (09/14/2014) [-]
Egypt is still struggling with the whole democracy thing , they can't wage war if they still have riots.
Also, egypt has always warmongered in North-Africa and the Holy land, from 6000BC until today, there has been no era where Egypt wasn't relevant and warmongering one way or the other.
User avatar #23 - danster (09/14/2014) [-]
No, I think it's in the neighboring country Libya that the two religions are either duking it out or on the verge of duking it out.
User avatar #24 - internetexplain (09/14/2014) [-]
Egypt has NEVER in its existance had trouble with religion , either the state-religion was completely dominating without contest or they lived in harmony with people of other religions within Egypt.
What they do outside of Egypt doesn't really count here.
Also, libya is stable.
It's egypt that doesn't quite know how to handle democracy because right now they're about to wage civil war to get rid of temporary government setup by the military.
User avatar #29 - shadowkingdr (09/14/2014) [-]
you forgot that one time where the pharaoh went nuts and wanted o make his own religion and caused egypt to fall because of it
User avatar #31 - internetexplain (09/14/2014) [-]
You talkin' 'bout Amenhotep, the guy who invented Monotheism by saying the sun god Ra created himself and then all other gods and as a result had that crazy ass idea to rule the country like a fucking dictator and build a new capital city in the middle of the desert?

If yes, his successors saved Egypt from the downfall for a couple more centuries and his Sun cult lasted only as long as his life.
User avatar #32 - shadowkingdr (09/14/2014) [-]
yes but still that was religious trouble. but god damn you know your shit
User avatar #34 - internetexplain (09/14/2014) [-]
I wouldn't really call it trouble as there was no open criticism against him and despite the Pharaoh himself being a blasphemer, everyone still followed suit without complaining until he died.

It's like you convert a holy city to another religion in Civ with a great prophet and 2 turns later the original religion is already back.
User avatar #37 - shadowkingdr (09/14/2014) [-]
well in my history class he killed people who were thought to follow the old gods and rebellion was common place
#13 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 09/14/2014 on BELIEVE IN TYRONE WHO... +76
User avatar #46 - joemoearigato (09/15/2014) [-]
My sides XDDDDDDD
#16 - flamingpie (09/14/2014) [-]
memeronies
#23 - happyhadgrenade (09/15/2014) [-]
the pronunciation only makes it funnier...
#1 - Its the only logical explanation. 09/14/2014 on True Origin of Meow +15
#9 - Good, because then we'd have an issue.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2014 on Best movie scene +9
User avatar #37 - isolovegames (09/15/2014) [-]
<Crisis Averted>
#18 - like math 09/14/2014 on GTA physics 0

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User avatar #46 - istartedthewar (08/07/2014) [-]
What have i done
User avatar #47 to #46 - danster (08/07/2014) [-]
Yes, yes, let the invisible text flow.
User avatar #48 to #47 - istartedthewar (08/07/2014) [-]
#191919 master race
User avatar #49 to #48 - danster (08/07/2014) [-]
May we live long and prosper.
#43 - drizztrocks (07/18/2014) [-]
**** you **** mother ****** , you **** with me and thumb my **** down, I'll **** you up you peece of **** ****** bitch,
User avatar #44 to #43 - danster (07/18/2014) [-]
5/10
User avatar #39 - gerno (06/21/2014) [-]
why the **** did you get black text?
User avatar #45 to #39 - danster (08/05/2014) [-]
I did it, I changed the color to #191919
User avatar #40 to #39 - danster (06/21/2014) [-]
so people can overreact to it.
User avatar #41 to #40 - gerno (06/21/2014) [-]
im not gonna lie, it is a pretty clever idea.
User avatar #42 to #41 - danster (06/21/2014) [-]
It was. Every comment receives negative feedback.

If you get colored text, try using #191919. I'm pretty sure it's the background color to the comment section.
User avatar #38 to #37 - danster (06/21/2014) [-]
Did you teleport that bread to me?
User avatar #27 to #26 - danster (06/20/2014) [-]
What did I do?
User avatar #28 to #27 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
you asked for it
User avatar #29 to #28 - danster (06/20/2014) [-]
How? When?
User avatar #30 to #29 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
you thumbed my content
User avatar #31 to #30 - danster (06/20/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, that.
Nice to see you live up to promises.
User avatar #32 to #31 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
only 6000 to go....
User avatar #33 to #32 - danster (06/20/2014) [-]
Cheer up, buddy, at least you get paid for all of this
right, right?
User avatar #34 to #33 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
in what?
#35 to #34 - danster (06/20/2014) [-]
Admin Bucks
User avatar #36 to #35 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
I'd rather get ron paul coin
User avatar #23 - ROFL (03/14/2014) [-]
That's even worse*
not worst stupid
User avatar #24 to #23 - danster (03/14/2014) [-]
Implying I didn't realize that.
User avatar #25 to #24 - ROFL (03/15/2014) [-]
:3 i just like to be an asshole sometimes :3
User avatar #18 - alexclement (08/02/2013) [-]
Do you want your FJ points? Only use is in items game and you don't play,
User avatar #19 to #18 - danster (08/02/2013) [-]
Yes, I want to to keep it.
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