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|#27 - and that would help identify your semen/blood/child how?||04/26/2013 on Twinception||+2|
|#24 - This isn't some medical anomaly that they couldn't identify wh… [+] (2 new replies)||04/26/2013 on Twinception||0|
#26 - anonymous (04/26/2013) [-]
There's otherways to identify a twin. twins don't develop identical retinas, iris's, finger prints, palm prints, veinal geometry, same manerisms, and behavioral characteristics.
|#67 - this is stupid and you all suck. [+] (1 new reply)||04/23/2013 on The Best Advice You Will...||-4|
#68 - anonymous (04/23/2013) [-]
|#38 - Pretty bad shop but pretty hilarious||01/06/2013 on Keep Calm and Bang Hermione||-2|
|#123 - That's such a cop out. "LOL **** BLACK PEOPLE FOR …||01/06/2013 on Boston...||0|
|#49 - this is so stupid. Boston has a traditional suburb design. I l… [+] (3 new replies)||01/05/2013 on Boston...||-3|
|#5 - They both are probably worth the same amount. Rappers don't ma…||01/02/2013 on Kanye Logic||0|
|#116 - Oh yeah, let's all forget that the ******* CN tower exi… [+] (3 new replies)||01/02/2013 on Tower of Sauron||+18|
|#14 - This is a paradox. it's truthful advertising if it says false … [+] (13 new replies)||12/26/2012 on False Advertising...||+3|
#15 - hankhillofthe (12/26/2012) [-]
One of my favorite paradoxes.
Can't remember what it was called, but it went like this:
There is a chest. The chest has a sign on it. If there is gold in the chest, the sign is telling the truth. If there is no gold in the chest, the sign is lying. The sign reads:
"There is no gold in the chest."
Is there gold in the chest?
#16 - Cookiez (12/26/2012) [-]
Well the sign says there's no gold, so if there isn't any, its telling the truth, if it does have gold, its lying. You cant make it a paradox simply by saying the sign actually means the opposite of what its saying just because you want it to do so. Its a sign and therefore means whatever is written on it.
#24 - hankhillofthe (12/26/2012) [-]
That's the fucking rule.
Gold in the chest, sign is truth. No gold in the chest, sign is false. You can only go on what the sign says.
When you're doing math and the teacher tells you to add 2+2 you don't fucking say
"Yeah, but I don't wanna. I wanna add 2+1 because that's how I wanna do it."
|#265 - That's not funny. Downvoted. You can disagree with their opini… [+] (4 new replies)||12/19/2012 on Shootings||-6|