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#24 - This isn't some medical anomaly that they couldn't identify wh…  [+] (2 replies) 04/26/2013 on Twinception 0
#26 - anon (04/26/2013) [-]
There's otherways to identify a twin. twins don't develop identical retinas, iris's, finger prints, palm prints, veinal geometry, same manerisms, and behavioral characteristics.
#27 - danshaikh (04/26/2013) [-]
and that would help identify your semen/blood/child how?
#67 - this is stupid and you all suck.  [+] (1 reply) 04/23/2013 on The Best Advice You Will... -4
#68 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
U mad.
#49 - this is so stupid. Boston has a traditional suburb design. I l…  [+] (3 replies) 01/05/2013 on Boston... -3
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#74 - Jewssassin (01/06/2013) [-]
I apologize for not knowing the history of the design of a city I have never been to, but still prefer a design of a city I have been to a few times, which is widely renown for having good city planning.
Truly and sincerely.
#123 - danshaikh (01/06/2013) [-]
That's such a cop out. "LOL FUCK BLACK PEOPLE FOR 9/11" "oh i didn't know they weren't black. i'm sorry. truly and sincerely."
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#51 - jittersfj (01/05/2013) [-]
Funnyjunkers aren't the only people who believe this. Probably 70% of Americans will agree that Boston is fucked up street-wise while New York was made damn near perfectly.
#116 - Oh yeah, let's all forget that the ******* CN tower exists too…  [+] (3 replies) 01/02/2013 on Tower of Sauron +18
#180 - ikickedababyonce (01/02/2013) [-]

I may just have broken the world...
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#133 - Crusader (01/02/2013) [-]
Because, even us Canadians need to admit, for that last third it's just a big needle.
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#118 - nightmaren (01/02/2013) [-]
I know, whenever I see a post about tall buildings being compared, rarely do I see the CN tower included.
#14 - This is a paradox. it's truthful advertising if it says false …  [+] (13 replies) 12/26/2012 on False Advertising... +3
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#15 - hankhillofthe (12/26/2012) [-]
One of my favorite paradoxes.

Can't remember what it was called, but it went like this:

There is a chest. The chest has a sign on it. If there is gold in the chest, the sign is telling the truth. If there is no gold in the chest, the sign is lying. The sign reads:

"There is no gold in the chest."

Is there gold in the chest?
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#16 - Cookiez (12/26/2012) [-]
Well the sign says there's no gold, so if there isn't any, its telling the truth, if it does have gold, its lying. You cant make it a paradox simply by saying the sign actually means the opposite of what its saying just because you want it to do so. Its a sign and therefore means whatever is written on it.
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#19 - btherteen (12/26/2012) [-]
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it is a paradox
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#20 - Cookiez (12/26/2012) [-]
But its a bad one since its flawed
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#17 - hankhillofthe (12/26/2012) [-]
You can't check the chest for if it has gold or not. You are only going on what the sign says.
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#18 - Cookiez (12/26/2012) [-]
Well if it has a sign that says theres no gold, i can only assume that it doesn't have any.
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#21 - hankhillofthe (12/26/2012) [-]
If there is no gold in the chest, the sign is lying.

So there's gold in the chest.

Meaning the sign is telling the truth.
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#22 - Cookiez (12/26/2012) [-]
But how do you know the sign is false?
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#24 - hankhillofthe (12/26/2012) [-]
That's the fucking rule.

Gold in the chest, sign is truth. No gold in the chest, sign is false. You can only go on what the sign says.

When you're doing math and the teacher tells you to add 2+2 you don't fucking say

"Yeah, but I don't wanna. I wanna add 2+1 because that's how I wanna do it."
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#23 - Cookiez (12/26/2012) [-]
I understand what you're trying to say, but this was an very bad example of a paradox
#25 - hankhillofthe (12/26/2012) [-]
Maybe you're just trying to argue.
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#26 - Cookiez (12/26/2012) [-]
I guess... ill just thumb you up and move on with life
#27 - hankhillofthe (12/26/2012) [-]
That's a mature move.

Glad to see all of FunnyJunk isn't assholes that just want to prove they're right.
#265 - That's not funny. Downvoted. You can disagree with their opini…  [+] (4 replies) 12/19/2012 on Shootings -6
#267 - anonymoose (12/19/2012) [-]
Funnyjunk are going to throw their faeces at you for accidentally saying "downvote".
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#287 - anonymoose (12/19/2012) [-]
I just had dinner. Gimme a while and I'll help out.
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