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danrmanalt

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Gender: male
Age: 18
Steam Profile: danrma
Date Signed Up:12/05/2010
Last Login:3/27/2015
Location:Philadelphia
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#117 - That they were. 03/11/2015 on little kids with huge 0
#115 - I think me too, or my older brother did, so many years ago, wh…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/11/2015 on little kids with huge 0
#116 - bellcurve (03/11/2015) [-]
those were the days, weren't they?
User avatar #117 - danrmanalt (03/11/2015) [-]
That they were.
#364 - Man, arma 3 on medium, I can't play arma 2 on medium. But …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2015 on Funnyjunk is a good place! 0
User avatar #365 - pwnfrnzy (03/11/2015) [-]
Shit man, if I had spare parts, I'd send you what I can, but I'm part of the poorfag club. I have a i7 920, but a buddy of mine gave up on PC gaming and traded for a 500W PSU to have a net-browsing machine. My GTS 450 is the one I got in late 2011 I believe.
My old motherboard hosting a Athlon II x2 260 is stilling in my closet and waiting to be used again along with a 2GB stick Kingston of DDR3.
#361 - I can relate to all of that but wanting Skyrim. I feel you…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/11/2015 on Funnyjunk is a good place! 0
#362 - pwnfrnzy (03/11/2015) [-]
I have GTAV on Xbox 360 right now, I enjoy the game, but I want to migrate everything to PC so I don't have to pay for online services anymore.
My GTS450 can only handle so much. I'm surprised i can play Arma 3 on medium settings and 3k viewing range.
Hug me bro.
User avatar #364 - danrmanalt (03/11/2015) [-]
Man, arma 3 on medium, I can't play arma 2 on medium.
But I get by.
I played through GTA V on 360, but I only had a very small window so I did nothing but the main plot, and then also took some selfies with dead animals.
But, I really wanna play more, all I have is a Pentium Dual-core and a Radeon HD 5450 though, I doubt I'll be able to until I build a new PC.
User avatar #365 - pwnfrnzy (03/11/2015) [-]
Shit man, if I had spare parts, I'd send you what I can, but I'm part of the poorfag club. I have a i7 920, but a buddy of mine gave up on PC gaming and traded for a 500W PSU to have a net-browsing machine. My GTS 450 is the one I got in late 2011 I believe.
My old motherboard hosting a Athlon II x2 260 is stilling in my closet and waiting to be used again along with a 2GB stick Kingston of DDR3.
#1183356 - I've never played GTA IV on PC before, and so i was ******…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/09/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1183374 - dragondust (03/10/2015) [-]
Pretty entertaining to watch. Nice
User avatar #1183358 - cycloneclone (03/09/2015) [-]
2008/10
#1182713 - after playing GTA IV the first time, I developed a hatred for …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1182723 - tiagodisouza (03/08/2015) [-]
hohohoho you dont even know the half of it , youll hate her even more
#107 - I stole that book from my local library. Pretty funny, but… 03/08/2015 on Thought id share 0
#106 - Name her Imogene. I really like that name for some reason.… 03/08/2015 on Thought id share -1
#49 - I have no idea where he gets them from, but I've been going th… 03/08/2015 on Black Twitter Comp #-1 +1
#72 - My cats are cute, but this Jack fella is straight up beautiful…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2015 on Yummy Tail +1
#74 - saigeforthewin (03/08/2015) [-]
he sheds so much (luckily he likes to be brushed) lol and i love black and white cats! They patterns are always interesting.
#69 - Man, I wish my cats were so pleasing to look at...  [+] (3 new replies) 03/08/2015 on Yummy Tail +2
#70 - saigeforthewin (03/08/2015) [-]
his name was originally jack and since hes so pretty we added Handsome to it... and its also the name of a guy in borderlands and we couldn't pass up that opportunity. Also almost all cats are cute and pleasing to look at
#72 - danrmanalt (03/08/2015) [-]
My cats are cute, but this Jack fella is straight up beautiful.
My cats are just kinda plain, american short hair, black and white.
And then they breed and you have a bunch of nearly identical cats.
I haven't had an orange cat or a long haired cat in soooooo long ;=;
#74 - saigeforthewin (03/08/2015) [-]
he sheds so much (luckily he likes to be brushed) lol and i love black and white cats! They patterns are always interesting.
#68 - I'll take a dozen 03/08/2015 on Yummy Tail +4
#45 - best place to get repost of your reposts of other peoples…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/08/2015 on Black Twitter Comp #-1 +2
User avatar #47 - mudkipfucker (03/08/2015) [-]
is that where felris gets them from?
im not going to post more, i feel a little dirty, since its his thing
User avatar #55 - analsprinkles (03/08/2015) [-]
nigga originality is dead in this site so you might as well keep at it
providing us with laughs and yourself with thumbs and whatever
User avatar #49 - danrmanalt (03/08/2015) [-]
I have no idea where he gets them from, but I've been going there a lot for about 4 months just looking at them, cause it's pretty cash
#137 - as long as it's later than 01:00 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 03/08/2015 on Ford +1
#17 - well that's obvs spraypainted 03/07/2015 on when the squad roasts u for... +1
#54 - The majority of gun crime in the USA is with illegally obtained guns  [+] (18 new replies) 03/07/2015 on Gritty Title Here +4
User avatar #61 - trollmobile (03/07/2015) [-]
which are obtainable because there's a dickfuckload of guns in general in america.
you can have an illegal gun in america, because noone's gonna know it's illegal unless they check your certificate.
which they won't unless you get into a situation with the police.
if noone has guns
noone has illegal guns either.
because if someone has a gun, you know it's illegal.

unless they have it for a specific purpose, like they're a hunter or a competitive shooter, or just a member of a local gun-club.

guns for everyone: bad
guns for everyone that has a reason to own one: just fine
User avatar #67 - Onemanretardpack (03/07/2015) [-]
Okay, lets break this down

There's no such thing as an "illegal" gun, only illegal gun owners. There are guns that are banned from sale to civilians, but no illegal ones. Yeah, because criminals will totally obey the new law about guns. So law-abiding citizens with guns are forced to turn them in, while Jamal and his crew down the street get to keep their armory because they don't follow the laws already. The vast majority of gun crime is from the inner city and other rough and impoverished areas. This is a culture problem, not a gun problem. Because you don't see Cindi, the 14 year old middle class white girl doing a driveby, you mongrol
#82 - montybalboa (03/07/2015) [-]
Guns with the serial numbers scratched off would be illegal right? I think that's what he meant.
User avatar #83 - Onemanretardpack (03/07/2015) [-]
I really don't get why it's illegal. The gun doesn't imprint it's serial number on every surface around it when it fires, so it's not really for identifying the gun. it's mostly for the gubmint to keep track of who owns what guns.
#84 - montybalboa (03/07/2015) [-]
Yeah, the serial numbers are so that if a gun is used in a crime and located it can be linked to a person.
User avatar #86 - Onemanretardpack (03/07/2015) [-]
That's not true. There is no database of who owns what guns, except for a couple shitty states. Literally the only people who have records of what gun you bought is the gun store, and that's if you bought it from a gun store. So, even if they find a murder weapon that's a gun, they'd have to figure out exactly what gun store it was bought from. When there's at least a few gun stores in any major city, that's no small task. And like I said, you may have not even bought it from a gun store. Private sale between individuals is perfectly legal in most states. They want you to keep the serial number on the gun so they can maintain the illusion that they could track you down rather quickly if you murdered someone and ditched the gun or something similar.
User avatar #89 - ugakicka (03/07/2015) [-]
The ATF can and will track gun ownership if they find a gun used in a crime. The serial number is kept by the manufacturer, who they call first. The manufacturer then tells them who they sold that gun too, as they are required to keep those records. Generally, the gun passes through two or three middle companies before it reaches a store. Each of those companies is required to keep records of the guns they transfer. When it finally reaches the store, a customer has to fill out a 4473 form and get a background check before they can purchase a gun. Eventually, the ATF can track the sales to the store where it was sold to the customer and will ask for that store to fax the 4473 form to them.

It's not quick. That is for damn sure, but it's not meant to be. But they can track it.

Source. I sold guns for a retailer and had to learn all this shit. Even talked to an ATF agent face-to-face when they came to our store for an inspection of our records. We sent about 20 4473s a year to the ATF. Not all of them were for violent crimes, but for people who became felons and had guns seized. They had to verify ownership of the firearm or if it was stolen.
#87 - montybalboa (03/07/2015) [-]
Huh I didn't know that as a Brit, I guess it does have a placebo effect of reducing crime as you said.
User avatar #88 - Onemanretardpack (03/07/2015) [-]
Also, it helps with large scale arms trafficking, and theft straight from the factory/warehouse/store/etc. Otherwise it's pretty useless, and even then, its useless unless someone drops the gun and they can link the guy to the actual theft of the gun, otherwise they'd just confiscate it
User avatar #65 - scorpidea (03/07/2015) [-]
Lets make guns illegal accept for approved uses... GREAT idea... oh wait, that is already the case here.

If guns were illegal, no one would have them... awesome concept, we should do the same with drugs, that way no one would be able to abuse them.
User avatar #69 - trollmobile (03/07/2015) [-]
owning a gun is somewhat more obvious than having drugs.
a bit harder to conceal a rifle than a bag of coke.
#78 - heartlessrobot (03/07/2015) [-]
Most gun crime is committed with a handgun, which is about as easy to conceal as a bag of coke.
User avatar #91 - trollmobile (03/07/2015) [-]
but that's wrong, you fucking retard.

not the handgun part, the concealing part.
#92 - heartlessrobot (03/07/2015) [-]
A decent sized bag of coke would be much larger than a concealable handgun though.
#99 - scorpidea (03/08/2015) [-]
Jesus, that looks "almost" exactly like the gun I carry on me all the time.... (pic is of mine, Kel-tek 32p)
User avatar #100 - heartlessrobot (03/09/2015) [-]
Well, I googled small pistol and picked one that looked ok.
User avatar #101 - scorpidea (03/09/2015) [-]
It's a great gun! I carry it in my front pocket all the time, and no one has ever known it was there... or if they did, they didn't tell me. And it works great for killing the woodchucks that dig up my lawn too!
User avatar #75 - scorpidea (03/07/2015) [-]
But, in most cases, the "gun control" laws that are purpose only apply to hand guns, not rifles. Long guns are used in such a few amount of gun crimes that it is a statistic 0.

And it's not as obvious as you might think. I carry a loaded pistol on me 95% of the time. And I have NEVER EVEN ONCE had someone realize. And I have been in a few VERY heated arguments while carrying said pistol... and never once did the thought come across my mind to use it to settle the argument. It is for self defense ONLY! oh... and for when I am pulling into my driveway and see one of those damned woodchucks that are digging up my lawn.
#7 - I might actually buy that tape, I like how it looks. Never… 03/07/2015 on When I can't sleep I make... 0
#70 - >Yotsuba mentioned >Swell with kawaii 03/07/2015 on Strike a Pose +1
#47 - >mfw my bike was stolen and cycling was the only thing I ha… 03/07/2015 on Almost gone. I swear! 0
#69 - Also this is related 03/07/2015 on Rap Dub WebMs 0
#68 - I've seen these all before, but they're still great 03/07/2015 on Rap Dub WebMs 0
#63 - Yeah, they already have those. guess I'm good 03/06/2015 on Anon gets a cat 0
#42 - Now I'm paranoid and want to get all my cats microchipped... …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/06/2015 on Anon gets a cat +2
User avatar #61 - thathorse (03/06/2015) [-]
It's not a pitbull or a rottweiler, you'll be fine
User avatar #63 - danrmanalt (03/06/2015) [-]
Yeah, they already have those.
guess I'm good
#117 - dunno why tibetan mastiff are so damn expensive in china 03/06/2015 on Expensive Luxury comp pt. 1 0
#116 - 26 fps minimum is kinda eh for 13k  [+] (2 new replies) 03/06/2015 on Expensive Luxury comp pt. 1 +1
User avatar #119 - arrogant (03/06/2015) [-]
that's the law of diminishing returns for you
User avatar #135 - dorg (03/06/2015) [-]
It is still a shit price dude. Check my PC at #134. My PC is better for games and costs about 3.5K USD. Not fucking 13.

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#577 - admin (03/25/2015) [-]
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Hi danrmanalt! Great leader gave you a magical North Korean rocket!
#572 - admin (03/21/2015) [+] (1 reply)
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Hi danrmanalt! Dear Leader Admin sent me to work in your mines!
User avatar #575 to #574 - danrmanalt ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
who are you though
User avatar #578 to #576 - danrmanalt ONLINE (03/25/2015) [-]
but why do you know me
#560 - amamiya (03/16/2015) [-]
is this you?
The cringe collection: 40 pizza rolls challenge
is this you?
User avatar #561 to #560 - danrmanalt ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
No, why?
#562 to #561 - amamiya (03/17/2015) [-]
you sure it's not you?
User avatar #563 to #562 - danrmanalt ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Absolutely sure.
User avatar #564 to #563 - amamiya (03/17/2015) [-]
prove it.
User avatar #565 to #564 - danrmanalt ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
I have no pictures of myself to share.
User avatar #566 to #565 - amamiya (03/17/2015) [-]
i forgot that you had long hair.
unless you cut it.
User avatar #567 to #566 - danrmanalt ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Had to cut it but it's kinda long again.
This doesn't help my case, but it's a little longer than the guy in that video's is.
also fyi
I have no recollection of who you are
who are you?
User avatar #568 to #567 - amamiya (03/17/2015) [-]
luppi
User avatar #569 to #568 - danrmanalt ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
oh
why not talk to me on steam you dip
User avatar #570 to #569 - amamiya (03/17/2015) [-]
i'm on my bed with my laptop so don't have steam and i'm too lazy to download it.
and to lazy to get up on computer.

User avatar #571 to #570 - danrmanalt ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
k
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#555 - tridaak (10/31/2014) [-]
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#552 - notxiro (08/19/2014) [-]
Can you feel the love tonight
#551 - danrmanalt ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
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User avatar #553 to #551 - billywonka (08/26/2014) [-]
what did you use to record this?
User avatar #554 to #553 - danrmanalt ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
Mmmm
screenpresso
#543 - anonymous (06/27/2014) [-]
bvgn is lame
User avatar #544 to #543 - danrmanalt ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Yeah, he's the best faggot ever.
#545 to #544 - anonymous (06/27/2014) [-]
nope, as in he's a **** reviewer
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOmedUvsvUo&hd=1
case in point
User avatar #546 to #545 - danrmanalt ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Yeah, he's a **** reviewer, terrible person, and he's a closet furry.
Best faggot ever.
#547 to #546 - anonymous (06/27/2014) [-]
lol ok.
He also heard he had a deviant art account once and stole art on it
User avatar #548 to #547 - danrmanalt ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Gotta ask, why are you talking about BVGN?
are you him?
#549 to #548 - anonymous (06/27/2014) [-]
nope
i just watched his videos before and i can say they're just not good.
User avatar #550 to #549 - danrmanalt ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
But, why did the topic even get brought up
#542 - anonymous (06/24/2014) [-]
spaghetti
#541 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
#539 - jettom (05/13/2014) [-]
You live? Damn..
You live? Damn..
#540 to #539 - danrmanalt ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
ohm god you
#534 - jettom (12/31/2013) [-]
Happy new year.
User avatar #537 to #534 - danrmanalt ONLINE (04/30/2014) [-]
America
User avatar #535 to #534 - yusay ONLINE (02/27/2014) [-]
Happy new year.
User avatar #536 to #535 - jettom (02/27/2014) [-]
what
User avatar #518 - revengeforfreeze (10/30/2013) [-]
**** mang I Always thought you were a dude.
User avatar #519 to #518 - danrmanalt ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
I am
User avatar #520 to #519 - revengeforfreeze (10/30/2013) [-]
Oh.. Right. Bi or gay then
User avatar #521 to #520 - danrmanalt ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, the second one
User avatar #510 to #509 - danrmanalt ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
Hi
User avatar #511 to #510 - derpyhoovesretard (10/29/2013) [-]
DANNY, MY BOY. IS GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
User avatar #512 to #511 - danrmanalt ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
Aye, aye
User avatar #513 to #512 - derpyhoovesretard (10/30/2013) [-]
So w-w-w-what's fine? Any new adventures you had?
User avatar #514 to #513 - danrmanalt ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
Not really
User avatar #515 to #514 - derpyhoovesretard (10/30/2013) [-]
I-i-i-is this only a small visit like last time?
User avatar #516 to #515 - danrmanalt ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
Bout 6 days
User avatar #517 to #516 - derpyhoovesretard (10/30/2013) [-]
A'ight, a'ight. Demn, wish you'd be here more like the gold 'ol days but you movin' on up.
#508 - notxiro (07/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #507 - jadewest (05/20/2013) [-]
bai dan
User avatar #505 to #507 - xbits (07/15/2013) [-]
Is he ded
User avatar #506 to #505 - awesomerninjathing (07/17/2013) [-]
boarding school
User avatar #507 to #506 - xbits (07/17/2013) [-]
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