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Age: 19
Date Signed Up:9/27/2010
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well...i'm a pretty open minded person.
i have all types of friends, and so far no enemies.
my favorite color is lime green
most reality shows annoy me.
rock is my favorite, but i listen to almost everything else. lately most new music has annoyed me cause it's all the same.
I only care what the people that matter think of me.
that's all i can think of right now.
Edit: so a lot of you have asked, and no, i don't post NSFW.

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#2 - Yep! 6 hours ago on Morgan Freeman 0
#59 - April 28th is my birthday. 9 hours ago on And everyone thought I was... 0
#26 - most people don't do that I don't think. 10 hours ago on CAH a little too real right... 0
#15 - If he's depressed he probably needs a friend. Maybe it would h… 23 hours ago on Around The Corner +3
#19 - it is national man day after all, apparently. 12/21/2014 on Caught +2
#339 - That much of hair takes a long time. 12/21/2014 on When she won't get her hair... +2
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#336 - >>#258 12/21/2014 on When she won't get her hair... -1
#72 - That's why you can upload via image urls now. 12/20/2014 on I was devastated lol 0
#40 - I never knew you had to clean their ears either. I've never kn…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/20/2014 on I was devastated lol +2
User avatar #59 - zafara (12/20/2014) [-]
No, not that type of bunny. Wild bunny ears are shorter. I'm talking about one of those fancier fluffier breeds. You know, the domestic ones with the longer ears? Maybe a Lop Eared Rabbit.
#53 - bakagaijin (12/20/2014) [-]
wild bunnies dont live for 30 years either.... but even so.... selective breeding has made domesticated rabbits' kinda harder to take care of
#55 - wagastragas (12/20/2014) [-]
the bunny didnt lived for 30 years...., they just didnt told their daughter it was still alive until the vet put it down.
#58 - bakagaijin (12/20/2014) [-]
*insert "i am not a clever man" picture* im at work and last time i had a reaction folder, my boss took it out of context... i am now on suicide watch
User avatar #72 - danniegurl (12/20/2014) [-]
That's why you can upload via image urls now.

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User avatar #529 - plataeiou (12/15/2014) [-]
Heyoooooo
User avatar #530 to #529 - danniegurl ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #531 to #530 - plataeiou (12/15/2014) [-]
Sup, Dannie?
User avatar #532 to #531 - danniegurl ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
nm, hby? about to play a game
User avatar #533 to #532 - plataeiou (12/15/2014) [-]
Probably gonna chat while you play. :3
User avatar #534 to #533 - danniegurl ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
want to play?
User avatar #535 to #534 - plataeiou (12/15/2014) [-]
What's it called?
User avatar #536 to #535 - danniegurl ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
board game online
User avatar #537 to #536 - plataeiou (12/15/2014) [-]
OH I AM SO THERE, GIRLFRIEND! Is there also a skype call?
User avatar #539 to #538 - plataeiou (12/15/2014) [-]
Okie dokie.
#521 - micekill (12/15/2014) [-]
i tried finding pictures of what i was talking about, the closest i became to find it was this bread
hope it helped
User avatar #522 to #521 - danniegurl ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
Unless it looks like cottage cheese and/or smells, it's healthy
#523 to #522 - micekill (12/15/2014) [-]
i don't care if it is healthy tho, if it look like that it is outside of my range until it goes away
User avatar #524 to #523 - danniegurl ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
well you were talking about hygiene. I'm saying it's got nothing to do with hygiene is all. I'm not saying you have to be attracted to it.
#525 to #524 - micekill (12/15/2014) [-]
so if you are like that, you can't simply take a quick shower to take it away?
is it that?
because if you can still take a shower and you don't then i call it bad hygiene
User avatar #526 to #525 - danniegurl ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
you would just need to wipe. You don't need a shower every time you have discharge, it's not even dirty. you'd be taking 5 showers a day on some days.
#527 to #526 - micekill (12/15/2014) [-]
my conclusion then is, if any fluid is in your body that normally isn't there you either shower or you clean it any other way
you simply don't let **** stay in your ass
i mean, it is normal to take a **** , you do it regularly, and had you taken a shower every time you would end up showering at least twice a day not counting constipation or fast bowels it show that you are healthy if your **** is coming out, yet, i donæt want to lick a **** stained asshole
simple as that, i get that it can be wiped, it is not as nasty as i believed, but my point was that
User avatar #528 to #527 - danniegurl ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
Except some form of liquid is always there. It may not be so much as to come out, but it's still there.
**** IS dirty and smelly. Discharge is not.
I get it, you don't have a vagina so you don't know what they're actually like. I'm just trying to tell you the facts. Discharge is natural, and it's not dirty or unhealthy. It's similar to when a girl gets wet, but just a different color and texture sometimes throughout the month depending on where a girl is in her cycle.
User avatar #516 - ballsofearth (12/13/2014) [-]
I'm your enemy! Update your bio now!
User avatar #517 to #516 - danniegurl ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
why are you my enemy?
User avatar #518 to #517 - ballsofearth (12/13/2014) [-]
because i have all types of friends, and so far no enemies. So I am your enemy now!
User avatar #519 to #518 - danniegurl ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
But what did I do?
User avatar #520 to #519 - ballsofearth (12/13/2014) [-]
fite me irl dannie! Come at me gurl!
User avatar #505 - plataeiou (11/27/2014) [-]
boop
User avatar #506 to #505 - danniegurl ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
betty
User avatar #507 to #506 - plataeiou (11/27/2014) [-]
badeep
User avatar #508 to #507 - danniegurl ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
beep
User avatar #510 to #509 - danniegurl ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
bibimbap
User avatar #511 to #510 - plataeiou (11/27/2014) [-]
badoopity
User avatar #512 to #511 - danniegurl ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
bop
User avatar #513 to #512 - plataeiou (11/27/2014) [-]
bēp
User avatar #514 to #513 - danniegurl ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
well I can't compete with that.
User avatar #515 to #514 - plataeiou (11/27/2014) [-]
boœp
User avatar #501 - gugek (11/15/2014) [-]
Have a great day today friend.
User avatar #498 - plataeiou (11/02/2014) [-]
Why would you get thumbed down? Das was good idea.
User avatar #499 to #498 - danniegurl ONLINE (11/02/2014) [-]
Idk, fj is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.
I've made comment on a content and gotten thumbed down, then when another person makes the same comment later on, they get thumbed up. Go figure.
User avatar #500 to #499 - plataeiou (11/02/2014) [-]
Hmmm...Well sheeeeeit.
User avatar #489 - gugek (10/26/2014) [-]
Hey have a great night! And a fantastic day morning tomorow!
User avatar #490 to #489 - danniegurl ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
you too! you like wishing people nice days lol.
User avatar #491 to #490 - gugek (10/26/2014) [-]
I do! haha.
User avatar #492 to #491 - danniegurl ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
well, a bit of cheerfulness to spread around is never a bad thing.
User avatar #493 to #492 - gugek (10/26/2014) [-]
It's the only thing i got going for me, anyways be safe tonight. Don't stay up to late! :-]
User avatar #494 to #493 - danniegurl ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
lol, I always stay up late, but I'm staying in tonight. had planned a movie, by my friend wanted to save her money
User avatar #495 to #494 - gugek (10/26/2014) [-]
Oh darn! :-[ im sorry. Well watch some anime homie!
User avatar #496 to #495 - danniegurl ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
pretty much the plan!
User avatar #497 to #496 - gugek (10/26/2014) [-]
:-]
User avatar #486 to #485 - danniegurl ONLINE (10/13/2014) [-]
what's the question? It got flagged even though it's just a statue really.
User avatar #482 - khajiithaswares (08/30/2014) [-]
i is man, u is woman. we must like other each
User avatar #483 to #482 - danniegurl ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
in what way?
User avatar #484 to #483 - khajiithaswares (08/31/2014) [-]
You see, man-woman always love, yes?
User avatar #477 - pizzaweed (08/24/2014) [-]
Who are you and why can't I see any of the comments you mentioned me in?
User avatar #478 to #477 - danniegurl ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
I have no idea why you can't. But you said you wanted people to mention you in pizza related content.
User avatar #479 to #478 - pizzaweed (08/24/2014) [-]
I do. Thank you very much for your diligent work
User avatar #480 to #479 - danniegurl ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
you're welcome!
#481 to #480 - pizzaweed (08/24/2014) [-]
For you, in recognition of your work.
For you, in recognition of your work.
User avatar #476 - gugek (07/17/2014) [-]
hey hope your day is going well
User avatar #474 - grimandevil (06/14/2014) [-]
Aerosmith
User avatar #475 to #474 - danniegurl ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
yes.
User avatar #472 - gugek (06/13/2014) [-]
Have a great night! and a fantastic morning tomorrow!
User avatar #473 to #472 - danniegurl ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
You too!
User avatar #468 - aherorising (06/04/2014) [-]
heya
User avatar #469 to #468 - danniegurl ONLINE (06/04/2014) [-]
hola
User avatar #470 to #469 - aherorising (06/04/2014) [-]
how've you been doing?
User avatar #471 to #470 - danniegurl ONLINE (06/04/2014) [-]
pretty good, yourself?
User avatar #431 - Kairyuka ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
I'm bored in class, hi
User avatar #487 to #431 - danniegurl ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
green text buddies
User avatar #488 to #487 - Kairyuka ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
Hell yea gurl!
User avatar #433 to #431 - danniegurl ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
Hey!
User avatar #457 to #433 - Kairyuka ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
Stein is my favorite character! I really love Black Star too, but the anime stops before he gets really badass which sucks :c
User avatar #458 to #457 - danniegurl ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, I really wanted to see him develop more, but I think it's still cool though.
User avatar #459 to #458 - Kairyuka ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
He gets some amazing scenes in the manga, and puts down a lot of his stupidity for a kind of warrior's wisdom you know? It's pretty cool! Also Ox Ford, Kim Diehl and Kirikou Rung gets actual development too! Also, the actual finale of the series is ******* crazy!
User avatar #460 to #459 - danniegurl ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
Oh neat. I didn't read that. I've never read manga. See, a ton of my friends were all into that throughout middle school and high school, but i never got into it until now. I kinda wanted to get into it then (even if so i'd know what they were talking about half the time lol) but no one really ever sat and watched something with me from the beginning.
User avatar #461 to #460 - Kairyuka ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
Awwh that sucks... Well it's never too late to start c:
I generally use a manga app for android called Mango. It works on my Nook too c:
User avatar #462 to #461 - danniegurl ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
Haha, I always make the joke "those darn kids with their animu and mango"
User avatar #463 to #462 - Kairyuka ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, I've started unironically calling it animu and mango :L
User avatar #464 to #463 - danniegurl ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
lol, how do you make that unironic?
User avatar #465 to #464 - Kairyuka ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
Idunno, because I've stopped calling it anime and manga? :L
User avatar #466 to #465 - danniegurl ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
lol okay, well I'm going to go to sleep. took a pill and I think it makes you drowsy. Plus i've been up since 8 am and it's now 4:05 am.
User avatar #467 to #466 - Kairyuka ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
Haha woah, sleep well yo! ^_^
User avatar #437 to #433 - Kairyuka ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
Well I'm not bored in class any more :L
But hi! ^_^
User avatar #438 to #437 - danniegurl ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
And I'm not bored next to my bf anymore, lol. he's at work and we're watching anime online.
User avatar #439 to #438 - Kairyuka ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
Which anime? c:
User avatar #440 to #439 - danniegurl ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
Well, we just finished an episode of Black Bullet, and we're checking out a new one, Corpse Party: Tortured Souls.
User avatar #441 to #440 - Kairyuka ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
Never heard about any of those... What are they about?
User avatar #442 to #441 - danniegurl ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
Black Bullet is new, and I think Corpse Party is as well.

www.animeseason.com/black-bullet/
www.animeseason.com/corpse-party-tortured-souls-bougyaku-sareta-tamashii-no-jukyou/
We've also been watching No Game No Life, but that was in person.
www.animeseason.com/no-game-no-life/

Funny, I was never into anime until I met him, but I am liking it so far. At least the ones I've really watched. Someone recommended Ouran High School Host Club, and I couldn't get into it.
User avatar #443 to #442 - Kairyuka ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
I love No Game No Life! Ever heard of the Monogatari series? I think you might enjoy Bakemonogatari c:
User avatar #444 to #443 - danniegurl ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
No I haven't! I'll check it out.
User avatar #445 to #444 - Kairyuka ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
It's pretty far out, but it has cool visuals and interesting characters.
Hmmm what else can I recommend? If you want to look at comedy anime, Nichijou is a must, the comedic pacing is ******* amazing. It has a couple of scenes that are only in to be cute, but they can be ignored :L
User avatar #446 to #445 - danniegurl ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
I really liked Soul Eater and Madoka Magica
User avatar #447 to #446 - Kairyuka ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
I love Soul Eater! Madoka Magica I did not get, apparently. Many people love it, and I did enjoy the visuals, but the story and characters were horrible IMO :/
Have you heard of Hellsing Ultimate? Because that story's definitely worth checking out too!
Also, enjoy this video of a husky doing the most dramatic death I've ever seen: ambeedambee.tumblr.com/post/87164389090/knowledgeandlove-videohall-husky-dog
User avatar #448 to #447 - danniegurl ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
I also just started highschool dxd
User avatar #449 to #448 - Kairyuka ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
I didn't gravitate towards that one... It had fanservice, a not very interesting plot and sub-par animation quality... Idunno, lots of people like it, I just didn't :/
User avatar #450 to #449 - danniegurl ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
My bf finds him funny. I don't mind it
User avatar #451 to #450 - Kairyuka ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
Oh I see ^_^
User avatar #452 to #451 - danniegurl ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
Sorry for the late reply. Reading subs lol.
User avatar #453 to #452 - Kairyuka ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
Haha it's fine yo, don't let me distract you ^_^
User avatar #456 to #453 - danniegurl ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
Cool! I liked Stein!
I met the english voice actress for Black Star last year. We hung out for a few hours in the pool and then she hugged me and two of my friends, it was pretty cool.
User avatar #454 to #453 - danniegurl ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
Lol, done atm, but might start again. But yeah, I'm cosplaying Maka, and my friend is going to do fem-Soul.
User avatar #455 to #454 - Kairyuka ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
Awwwh that's awesome! The only cosplay I've ever considered doing in my life would be Stein!
#429 - folkflunky (03/23/2014) [-]
This **** was a few days after Thief was released.
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#415 - fistpump (01/25/2014) [-]
the comments on your profile freak me out.
User avatar #416 to #415 - danniegurl ONLINE (01/25/2014) [-]
They freak me out sometimes too.
User avatar #414 - baesdgod (01/25/2014) [-]
i want to **** you
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