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| Gender: | female |
| Age: | 20 |
| Date Signed Up: | 9/27/2010 |
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I'm a pretty open minded person.
I have all types of friends, and so far no enemies.
My favorite color is green.
Rock is my favorite, but I listen to almost everything else.
I only care what the people that matter think of me.
Edit: So a lot of you have asked, and no, I don't post NSFW of myself and I don't plan to.
I have all types of friends, and so far no enemies.
My favorite color is green.
Rock is my favorite, but I listen to almost everything else.
I only care what the people that matter think of me.
Edit: So a lot of you have asked, and no, I don't post NSFW of myself and I don't plan to.
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 I'll ask mom about it, but doubt it's gonna do anything for my hair at this stage. Thanks. | ||
| #27 - I mean it's something you could do at home. If you don't want … [+] (6 new replies) | 01/01/2016 on kinky hair | +1 |
| I did try ironing my hair when it was longer one time, just stood up for a while and then went back to it's normal shape. ahh, well curling the iron under helps with it sticking out, and pomade should help the style stay. I'll ask mom about it, but doubt it's gonna do anything for my hair at this stage. Thanks. | ||
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| Even If you manage to find anything, It won't be available in Egypt. Not to males, at least. That Keratin mom did to sis? Styler only did female clients. But I appreciate your help. I mean it's something you could do at home. If you don't want the person to know it's for you you could say you were buying it for your sister. I did try ironing my hair when it was longer one time, just stood up for a while and then went back to it's normal shape. ahh, well curling the iron under helps with it sticking out, and pomade should help the style stay. I'll ask mom about it, but doubt it's gonna do anything for my hair at this stage. Thanks. | ||
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| Really? It's not permanent or anything, plenty of people use them. If nothing else, there are ways to straighten hair without heat, I could look them up. Even If you manage to find anything, It won't be available in Egypt. Not to males, at least. That Keratin mom did to sis? Styler only did female clients. But I appreciate your help. I mean it's something you could do at home. If you don't want the person to know it's for you you could say you were buying it for your sister. I did try ironing my hair when it was longer one time, just stood up for a while and then went back to it's normal shape. ahh, well curling the iron under helps with it sticking out, and pomade should help the style stay. I'll ask mom about it, but doubt it's gonna do anything for my hair at this stage. Thanks. | ||
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admin (11/03/2015) [-] hey man, I wanted to thank you for posting content. I looked over your profile. Although this is a copy and paste message, I wanted to say I appreciate you contributing to FJ.
FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.
Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.
Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
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tarabostes (11/25/2015) [-] No problem admin , I will make sure danniegurl posts content as often as possible , you can count on me!
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Whaaaaaaaaa (10/29/2015) [-] I shall be your first enemy! Nay! Arch Nemesis! I shall plot and scheme your destruction involving sharks and laser!! Our battles for your life will be epic tales for future generation to hear for all will love you! By my hand they will raise you up as a goddess among the pitiful mortals of the realm as I alone will drive you to be the Paragon of Humanity!
Though because I procrastinate a lot I'll come up with a cool villain name tomorrow....
Though because I procrastinate a lot I'll come up with a cool villain name tomorrow....
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Whaaaaaaaaa (10/31/2015) [-] Um.. Something something of evil.. Hey you come up with a good villain names that does not have a copyright.
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gugek (02/14/2015) [-] Happy valentines day, i hope it goes well. And if it doesn't there is always tomorrow :-] you're awesome have a great day yo!
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TonHyukOTP (01/26/2015) [-] Starting again here for more thread room~
That really is an unfortunate set of circumstances. I hope you get to see them again soon. I hate when I get distanced from people I care about, it's happened for a multitude of reasons before and it kinda makes me wonder why I keep building up these lives and friends around me when every few years it seems like my world flips upside down and I lose most of them anyway. :/
That really is an unfortunate set of circumstances. I hope you get to see them again soon. I hate when I get distanced from people I care about, it's happened for a multitude of reasons before and it kinda makes me wonder why I keep building up these lives and friends around me when every few years it seems like my world flips upside down and I lose most of them anyway. :/
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danniegurl (01/26/2015) [-] Yeah, I might visit California eventually, I have a great aunt who lives there. Although her part of California is a long way from his.
He's always like "yeah, feel free to visit Facebook HQ whenever" which sounds kinda funny.
He's always like "yeah, feel free to visit Facebook HQ whenever" which sounds kinda funny.
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TonHyukOTP (01/26/2015) [-] You should go. And take me with you yes do this I like this idea.
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danniegurl (01/26/2015) [-] lol I don't think I could take anyone with me since it's on my great aunt's dime.
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TonHyukOTP (01/28/2015) [-] I'll butter her up. Talk real sweet. Make her some of my homemade fudge. What's her favorite flavor? Maple? Peanut butter? Peppermint? Or maybe she likes other sweets - a cake or cookies? I could always just make her a delicious cup of coffee if she's not into sweets.
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danniegurl (01/28/2015) [-] lol she's a coffee addict apparently. Posts multiple pictures on facebook about the need for coffee.
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TonHyukOTP (01/28/2015) [-] What a coincidence. I'll be opening a cafe within the next five years. I'm a coffee afficionado. I could make her an affogato - gelatto topped with espresso. Then she'll send me too! 8D
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TonHyukOTP (01/28/2015) [-] I don't know why I wanna bribe my way into visiting FB HQ. I don't even facebook.
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danniegurl (01/28/2015) [-] Haha, you could always go yourself I guess. And I don't know why you would want to either.
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TonHyukOTP (01/28/2015) [-] Maybe just for the stories. Maybe I'd post it on my tumblr. "Omg I went to FBHQ BITCHESSSS I CAN'T EVEN RIGHT NOW."
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TonHyukOTP (01/28/2015) [-] ...I take it you don't tumblr. That was a bad attempt at a joke. My apologies.
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danniegurl (01/28/2015) [-] I don't, but I've seen enough screencaps on fj. I just don't know why you'd wanna do that haha.
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TonHyukOTP (01/28/2015) [-] Oh, no, I wouldn't. At all. My tumblr is dusty with underuse and I only ever used it to reblog pictures of sexy guys and gals.
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danniegurl (01/28/2015) [-] Ahh, okay. I technically have a tumblr but never ever go on it.
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TonHyukOTP (01/28/2015) [-] Yeah I might have used mine about a year ago... hah. Maybe I should get back on it, I used to have followers and stuff.
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gugek (01/05/2015) [-] Hope your night is going well! Have a fantastic day tomorrow you deserve it
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micekill (12/15/2014) [-] i tried finding pictures of what i was talking about, the closest i became to find it was this bread
hope it helped
hope it helped
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danniegurl (12/15/2014) [-] Unless it looks like cottage cheese and/or smells, it's healthy
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danniegurl (12/15/2014) [-] well you were talking about hygiene. I'm saying it's got nothing to do with hygiene is all. I'm not saying you have to be attracted to it.
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danniegurl (12/15/2014) [-] you would just need to wipe. You don't need a shower every time you have discharge, it's not even dirty. you'd be taking 5 showers a day on some days.
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micekill (12/15/2014) [-]
my conclusion then is, if any fluid is in your body that normally isn't there you either shower or you clean it any other way
you simply don't let **** stay in your ass
i mean, it is normal to take a **** , you do it regularly, and had you taken a shower every time you would end up showering at least twice a day not counting constipation or fast bowels it show that you are healthy if your **** is coming out, yet, i donæt want to lick a **** stained asshole
simple as that, i get that it can be wiped, it is not as nasty as i believed, but my point was that
you simply don't let **** stay in your ass
i mean, it is normal to take a **** , you do it regularly, and had you taken a shower every time you would end up showering at least twice a day not counting constipation or fast bowels it show that you are healthy if your **** is coming out, yet, i donæt want to lick a **** stained asshole
simple as that, i get that it can be wiped, it is not as nasty as i believed, but my point was that
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danniegurl (12/15/2014) [-] Except some form of liquid is always there. It may not be so much as to come out, but it's still there.
**** IS dirty and smelly. Discharge is not.
I get it, you don't have a vagina so you don't know what they're actually like. I'm just trying to tell you the facts. Discharge is natural, and it's not dirty or unhealthy. It's similar to when a girl gets wet, but just a different color and texture sometimes throughout the month depending on where a girl is in her cycle.
**** IS dirty and smelly. Discharge is not.
I get it, you don't have a vagina so you don't know what they're actually like. I'm just trying to tell you the facts. Discharge is natural, and it's not dirty or unhealthy. It's similar to when a girl gets wet, but just a different color and texture sometimes throughout the month depending on where a girl is in her cycle.
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ballsofearth (12/13/2014) [-] because i have all types of friends, and so far no enemies. So I am your enemy now!
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danniegurl (11/02/2014) [-] Idk, fj is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.
I've made comment on a content and gotten thumbed down, then when another person makes the same comment later on, they get thumbed up. Go figure.
I've made comment on a content and gotten thumbed down, then when another person makes the same comment later on, they get thumbed up. Go figure.
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danniegurl (10/26/2014) [-] well, a bit of cheerfulness to spread around is never a bad thing.
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danniegurl (10/26/2014) [-] lol, I always stay up late, but I'm staying in tonight. had planned a movie, by my friend wanted to save her money
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danniegurl (10/13/2014) [-] what's the question? It got flagged even though it's just a statue really.
