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#189 - If you guys want feminazi's to leave your **** al… 09/05/2014 on Double standards. It's... 0
#60 - No you guys really haven't seen the worst. In Japan, fish eggs…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2014 on Nee +1
#106 - yisumad (08/26/2014) [-]
#44 - "Hitler was actually a pretty cool guy because he made ar… 07/03/2014 on Oh Jew. +1
#9 - Neither of those statements are true. I know zionists that are… 06/30/2014 on Jews throughout history. 0
#7 - I'm Jewish, but I favorited your picture because I think its i…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2014 on Jews throughout history. 0
User avatar #8 - alimais (06/30/2014) [-]
That's not true my picture says Jews lie to non-Jews
Nah, jk

Don't worry I go by this :

All Zionists are Jews but not all Jews are Zionists
User avatar #9 - dankilitious (06/30/2014) [-]
Neither of those statements are true. I know zionists that are not jews. And not all zionists are bad, as you are implying.
#130 - O boy. Listen, the whole idea behind conspiracies are that if …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2014 on I like USA 0
User avatar #131 - alekksandar (06/29/2014) [-]
They're still theories, and that means there's a small chance of them being right.

My people, Serbs.

Long story short, Communists and Monarchists would have skirmishes with Germans, and Germans would kill a hundred civilians for every one of their soldier. So the Germans put one of our Generals to power so he could combat the Monarchists and the Commies. He secretly helped the Monarchists, but they both battled the commies.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serbian_Volunteer_Corps_(WorldWarII)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chetniks

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pećanac_Chetniks

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yugoslav_Partisans

My grand grandfather fought against albanian SS divisions and communists. Because the USSR won, he couldn't find a job and was proclaimed an enemy of the state.

So, as I've said before, I don't like german "nazis", but soviet communists, at least from my moral perspective, since I don't know if you're a commie, were on par with them, if not more evil.

I didn't want to write a fucking novel here, but I seem to love to type. Anyway, my mother told me "Nobody is going to ask the winner if he wrote the truth."

I have no more intent to argue. Bye.
#128 - I could make the counter argument that is was advocates of you…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2014 on I like USA 0
#129 - alekksandar (06/29/2014) [-]
I never said "nazis" are innocent. I claimed otherwise, too. I support my own people and I don't give a rat's ass about germany/america/britain.

I don't believe in illuminati, but I'm almost certain that 9/11 was an inside job.

Illuminati is supposed to be a SECRET society. It doesn't seem like that to me.
#126 - lol. You do realize that making the arguement that prisinors o…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/29/2014 on I like USA 0
User avatar #127 - alekksandar (06/29/2014) [-]
Again, I believe, with no doubt, that whatever piece of evidence I bring forth, you will conjure something else that says the opposite.

Have you thought that, perhaps, I see this argument the same way?

And I never said that the POW's were happy. Why are you putting words in my mouth?
User avatar #130 - dankilitious (06/29/2014) [-]
O boy. Listen, the whole idea behind conspiracies are that if you can't prove em wrong, they must be right. Either way, your thoughts are your thoughts. Still curious, why do they matter? Who are your people and how are they relevant?
User avatar #131 - alekksandar (06/29/2014) [-]
They're still theories, and that means there's a small chance of them being right.

My people, Serbs.

Long story short, Communists and Monarchists would have skirmishes with Germans, and Germans would kill a hundred civilians for every one of their soldier. So the Germans put one of our Generals to power so he could combat the Monarchists and the Commies. He secretly helped the Monarchists, but they both battled the commies.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serbian_Volunteer_Corps_(WorldWarII)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chetniks

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pećanac_Chetniks

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yugoslav_Partisans

My grand grandfather fought against albanian SS divisions and communists. Because the USSR won, he couldn't find a job and was proclaimed an enemy of the state.

So, as I've said before, I don't like german "nazis", but soviet communists, at least from my moral perspective, since I don't know if you're a commie, were on par with them, if not more evil.

I didn't want to write a fucking novel here, but I seem to love to type. Anyway, my mother told me "Nobody is going to ask the winner if he wrote the truth."

I have no more intent to argue. Bye.
User avatar #128 - dankilitious (06/29/2014) [-]
I could make the counter argument that is was advocates of your position who made photo manipulations to shed doubt on reality. Again, living eye-witnesses, multiple trials where Nazi officers did not claim innocence, rather they said they were just following orders. You have a very clear desire to ignore the reality of the situation. I still don't get why?
Also, side note, do you believe in other governmental conspiracies, like the illuminaty and 9/11 being an inside job?
#129 - alekksandar (06/29/2014) [-]
I never said "nazis" are innocent. I claimed otherwise, too. I support my own people and I don't give a rat's ass about germany/america/britain.

I don't believe in illuminati, but I'm almost certain that 9/11 was an inside job.

Illuminati is supposed to be a SECRET society. It doesn't seem like that to me.
#124 - Alright thegrimgenius, you clearly know what you are talking a… 06/29/2014 on I like USA 0
#121 - Again, make whatever argument you want, your thirst to reject…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2014 on I like USA 0
User avatar #123 - thegrimgenius (06/29/2014) [-]
>Those ad hominems
You're "evidence" is simply; "Look at these dead guys! They must have been gassed! Even if they died from typhus and are recognized as typhus victims!" (Bergen-Belsen) Also, did those "victims" watch their people get gassed? Oh wait, no they didn't. In addition, what death camps did America even liberate? Zip. Those Soviets would never ever lie about the things in those camps, right? Oh wait, there's proof they did. Get me some evidence proving the Holocaust had gas chambers, then I'll take you seriously. Oh, and try not to say Racist, Idiot, or any other insult, use facts.
User avatar #124 - dankilitious (06/29/2014) [-]
Alright thegrimgenius, you clearly know what you are talking about. In fact, the neonazi's of today are quite pleasant and harmless as well! It's all propaganda, made by the government and those darn Jews for pity. Clearly, you have been enlightened.
"Three key perpetrators gave evidence directly related to the Holocaust: Hermann Göring, the highest official of the Nazi state tried at Nuremberg, testified openly and frankly about the persecution of German Jews from the rise of the Nazi party to power in 1933 until the outbreak of war in 1939; Otto Ohlendorf testified directly about his unit, Einsatzgruppe D, killing 90,000 Jews in the southern Ukraine in 1941; and the commandant of Auschwitz, Rudolf Hoess, testified frankly about the gassing of more than a million Jews at the Auschwitz-Birkenau killing center during the war. All three claimed that they carried out the legitimate orders of the state."

www.ushmm.org/wlc/en/article.php?ModuleId=10007271

www.nizkor.org/hweb/orgs/american/skeptic-magazine/skeptic-12.html

This took me like 2 minutes to amass. I can tell what kind of person you are. You saw a side of an argument, and for whatever reason, you decided you wanted to be different. And so you search and search, and you find a little amount of "fact" and then claim to know the concealed truth. Sounds like a true conspiracy theorist to me. I'm curious, what is your status in life right now? I would love to know what sort of individual harbors such a mentality?
Ps, I don't think you are a bad person, just misled. You claim you don't dislike hitler, because he didn't do anything wrong, and if you were correct, that would be fine. But you are not correct, and there is insurmountable evidence suggesting so.

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