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Interests: girls,booze,hocky,mien fuhrer
Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:9/30/2014
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    MEMES Then and Now MEMES Then and Now
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    1 Laugh = 1 Thumb 1 Laugh = 1 Thumb
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    Baby Sitter Baby Sitter
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    Taste the rainbow Taste the rainbow
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    Celebrities you may not know have twins Celebrities you may not know...
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    Face Swap Time Face Swap Time
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#9 - love that dank 05/01/2014 on so close 0
#110 - also thank you very much the room was pretty much dead. 04/24/2014 on FunnyJunk Extras 0
#109 - AlbinoBlack here aka Dankey  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2014 on FunnyJunk Extras 0
User avatar #110 - dankey (04/24/2014) [-]
also thank you very much the room was pretty much dead.
#50 - long term relationships barley ever work out and if you haven'…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/22/2014 on Reason #583 I don't text my GF -7
#67 - akultaxras (04/22/2014) [-]
Basically what necrophyxia said, I probably somehow misrepresented what I said.

Also, I would not generalize like this. Have you met all girls? To conclude they all want assholes? Just from my experience, my best friend who is one of the nicest guys I have met had a 7 year old relationship and I can say something similar, and I do not consider myself an asshole (at least when I compare myself to these REALLY weird guys like Mystery or other PUAs). I don't really say stuff like this 24/7, but sometimes, and it makes my significant other happy.

Girls that want assholes probably aren't worth it anyway. I get it might work out for a one night stand, but you have a death wish if you try to be like that long-term with a girl.
#68 - akultaxras (04/22/2014) [-]
*what i meant
User avatar #54 - necrophyxia (04/22/2014) [-]
Long term, not long distance

Long term as in consistent dating over a long period of time. Or marriage, or whatever
#8 - just act like a normal human being instead of being a knight i…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/22/2014 on Reason #583 I don't text my GF +112
#49 - akultaxras (04/22/2014) [-]
What exactly was wrong with what he sent? He wanted to be romantic, which is something that people in long term relationships should not forget to do from time to time.
#50 - dankey (04/22/2014) [-]
long term relationships barley ever work out and if you haven't even met the girl its really creepy. Girls dont want a sweet guy who will say things like that 24/7 ;they want assholes.
#67 - akultaxras (04/22/2014) [-]
Basically what necrophyxia said, I probably somehow misrepresented what I said.

Also, I would not generalize like this. Have you met all girls? To conclude they all want assholes? Just from my experience, my best friend who is one of the nicest guys I have met had a 7 year old relationship and I can say something similar, and I do not consider myself an asshole (at least when I compare myself to these REALLY weird guys like Mystery or other PUAs). I don't really say stuff like this 24/7, but sometimes, and it makes my significant other happy.

Girls that want assholes probably aren't worth it anyway. I get it might work out for a one night stand, but you have a death wish if you try to be like that long-term with a girl.
#68 - akultaxras (04/22/2014) [-]
*what i meant
User avatar #54 - necrophyxia (04/22/2014) [-]
Long term, not long distance

Long term as in consistent dating over a long period of time. Or marriage, or whatever
User avatar #11 - yunoknow (04/22/2014) [-]
but Don Quixote needs a damsel
#25 - Picture 04/22/2014 on I'm Sorry,Did You Just Look... 0
#64 - TRAINS? 04/22/2014 on Choo Choo Motherfucker 0
#15 - Picture 03/30/2014 on bitch I'm 2 fabulous 4 u +11
#545 - and my wolf husky mix 03/25/2014 on Cutest Pet Picture Submission +2
#544 - my mini Schnauzer  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2014 on Cutest Pet Picture Submission 0
#545 - dankey (03/25/2014) [-]
and my wolf husky mix

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#2 - datgrass (03/04/2014) [-]
see it?
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