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Gender: female
Date Signed Up:1/05/2012
Last Login:8/19/2013
Location:Ohio
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 804 total,  919 ,  115
Comment Thumbs: 2237 total,  2535 ,  298
Content Level Progress: 40% (4/10)
Level 80 Content: Srs Business → Level 81 Content: Srs Business
Comment Level Progress: 37% (37/100)
Level 222 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 223 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:3
Content Views:46485
Times Content Favorited:28 times
Total Comments Made:525
FJ Points:3058
Favorite Tags: facebook (3) | indian (2) | oh (2)
I am just a female named Dani, I am on funnyjunk
I don't always comment, but when I do I get lots of thumbs.
never said which color though.

latest user's comments

#2479 - Limbo in my ass. 07/09/2012 on In my ass 0
#112 - Finally, something on FunnyJunk I CAN ENJOY! 07/09/2012 on How I reacted +1
#211 - He's also a derp. 07/09/2012 on fucking cats +8
#210 - Everyone else is doing it I feel left out. This is my cock…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2012 on fucking cats +2
#211 - danikay (07/09/2012) [-]
He's also a derp.
#208 - Any miniature dog is good with children, you just have to trai… 07/09/2012 on fucking cats 0
#176 - And over in the east section of FunnyJunk, we have a browser … 07/05/2012 on Deleting internet +4
#29 - Thank god you posted as an anon or this could have ended badly. 07/01/2012 on Belly +3
#58 - That is not a man wearing bunny ears. That is Rin Kagamin. 06/30/2012 on Found the whole thing! 0
#310 - Picture 06/30/2012 on CANNOT UNSEE! +3
#63 - News flash. There's always going to be someone who thinks thei…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/30/2012 on How the world works +7
User avatar #81 - AngryRedMidget (06/30/2012) [-]
Every country does have something that's best in the world, Canada is the best country for gender equality, England sports some of the greatest cultural diversity and achievements in the world, America certainly has the greatest military, South Koreans are fucking awesome at Starcraft, and Germans have ballin' cars. We all have something to be proud of.
#71 - vparrish has deleted their comment.
#171 - http://www.youtube. com/watch?v=s5ySnbfWLYA The original f… 06/27/2012 on Pyro's new weapon 0
#147 - I am a christian and I fap all the time. If I'm waiting until …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/26/2012 on Scum-bag god +27
#176 - ThatSucks (06/26/2012) [-]
It never actually said in the bible not to masturbate. The one quote people use against it is about this guy named Onan, I think. Onan's brother married a girl, and died before she could get pregnant. Back then, it was super important for a woman to have a child, so if that happened, it was the next unmarried brother's responsibility to marry her and knock her up. Well, for some reason, this Onan jacked off right before sex just so that he wouldn't get her pregnant. And this pissed God off. That is all the bible says about it.
User avatar #187 - lurkindeeznuts (06/26/2012) [-]
Doesn't the bible say something like "it is better to spill your seed in the belly of a whore than on the ground"
#194 - ThatSucks (06/26/2012) [-]
I don't know. I've never heard that before.
#198 - lurkindeeznuts (06/26/2012) [-]
Alright, googled it, couldn't find a specific verse where it says that but I remember the bible saying that, and this page is saying that masturbating is destroying the one doing it because basically once you get used to masturbating to get rid of a sexual urge like a boner or something, you can't stop. Which I wholeheartedly don't deny because I can't stop either. I don't think any of FJ can
User avatar #152 - darknesincontrol (06/26/2012) [-]
thats reasonable
#25 - This is how I got my dad to quit smoking when I was 11. I saw … 06/25/2012 on Best Anti-Smoking... +2
#51 - I feel like I am the only girl in the world who cares about he…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/24/2012 on Foul Bachelorette Frog +47
#309 - isangelous (06/24/2012) [-]
me
#59 - queenoftomboys (06/24/2012) [-]
me
#58 - candance (06/24/2012) [-]
i was thinking the exact same thing. though i do sometimes get distracted by my own cleveage :P .... gif somewhat related
#107 - brandonstanford (06/24/2012) [-]
And girls act mad and shit when we get distracted..can't help it.
#457 - candance (06/25/2012) [-]
meh i dont care. i think if your clevage is showing you're asking guys to look. if not, your wardrobe should contain an immense ammount of turtle necks and scarves. feel free to look.
#465 - swedishmeatballs (06/25/2012) [-]
I came and started farting
User avatar #502 - candance (06/25/2012) [-]
lmfao. well ... um... cool?
#535 - swedishmeatballs (06/25/2012) [-]
a girl talked to me
#542 - candance (06/25/2012) [-]
add me as a friend :) i dont have many XP lol . gif kinda unrelated.
#54 - desdemona (06/24/2012) [-]
me
#50 - Actually no. The one who posted the status and who was being … 06/24/2012 on Tired of People like her +6
#211 - I was exactly like that. Today I thought I'd check it out. I s… 06/24/2012 on The LoK Finale +2
#111 - Picture 06/16/2012 on This is what's ruining... 0
#19 - Picture 06/16/2012 on My Favorite Fuck You +15
#56 - This is pretty unrelated. 06/14/2012 on Fucking japan +12
#85 - I just turned 14th on the 8th. So I can't just open the door a… 06/12/2012 on Truth 0
#83 - I'm still relatively young so I just can't leave the house wit…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/12/2012 on Truth 0
#84 - lastsamurai (06/12/2012) [-]
How old?
You can never be too young to get friends.
User avatar #85 - danikay (06/12/2012) [-]
I just turned 14th on the 8th. So I can't just open the door and go where ever I please.
#52 - Yeah, my ma has homeschooled me since I was 4 and because of t…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/12/2012 on Truth +2
#56 - lastsamurai (06/12/2012) [-]
Do what you want, just go out there.
There's no excuse.
Practice in the mirror, smile more.
Try to act as cool in every situation as you can.
Being able to answer properly helps A LOT too.
So practice answering.
Like, if anyone asks you something you can just say it again as a question to help you think some more. or just say mmmm...
Like.
-How are you doing?
-How I'm doing?... Good I guess :)
-So what's up?
-mmm. not much..

and so on, only a couple of tips.
User avatar #83 - danikay (06/12/2012) [-]
I'm still relatively young so I just can't leave the house without permission
#84 - lastsamurai (06/12/2012) [-]
How old?
You can never be too young to get friends.
User avatar #85 - danikay (06/12/2012) [-]
I just turned 14th on the 8th. So I can't just open the door and go where ever I please.
#51 - Picture 06/12/2012 on Truth +2
#5 - Oh! Because there was an Indian women in one of the pictures. 06/12/2012 on danikay's profile 0
#29 - I don't have real life friends because my mom is over protecti…  [+] (13 new replies) 06/12/2012 on Truth +8
#62 - ascendedwings (06/12/2012) [-]
I'll friend you bro. *EPIC BROFIST*!!!
#49 - clownsplosion (06/12/2012) [-]
Go have fun. I'll keep her busy.
#42 - pineapplechunks (06/12/2012) [-]
At least you still have us
#51 - danikay (06/12/2012) [-]
#40 - lastsamurai (06/12/2012) [-]
Your mom is over-protective....?
Well screw her?

but I highly doubt that...
#52 - danikay (06/12/2012) [-]
Yeah, my ma has homeschooled me since I was 4 and because of that I don't have good social skills and I can't meet people because my mom trusts no one and thinks everyone is an evil rapist who is going to kill me.
#56 - lastsamurai (06/12/2012) [-]
Do what you want, just go out there.
There's no excuse.
Practice in the mirror, smile more.
Try to act as cool in every situation as you can.
Being able to answer properly helps A LOT too.
So practice answering.
Like, if anyone asks you something you can just say it again as a question to help you think some more. or just say mmmm...
Like.
-How are you doing?
-How I'm doing?... Good I guess :)
-So what's up?
-mmm. not much..

and so on, only a couple of tips.
User avatar #83 - danikay (06/12/2012) [-]
I'm still relatively young so I just can't leave the house without permission
#84 - lastsamurai (06/12/2012) [-]
How old?
You can never be too young to get friends.
User avatar #85 - danikay (06/12/2012) [-]
I just turned 14th on the 8th. So I can't just open the door and go where ever I please.
User avatar #35 - theepiclegend (06/12/2012) [-]
I'll friend u!
User avatar #33 - penistar (06/12/2012) [-]
I'll friend you :D
User avatar #32 - bobblobbob (06/12/2012) [-]
For that bro I friend you and I will never delete you *brofist*

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User avatar #11 - samxdaxman (01/10/2013) [-]
hello(for those who are new to my friends list, every once in a while i write on their profiles and say whatsup).
so, how are you?
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User avatar #8 - skatedawg ONLINE (08/03/2012) [-]
I've had you on my friends list for so long and never bothered to talk to you. Maybe we should Skype too.
User avatar #9 to #8 - danikay (08/03/2012) [-]
Sure. :3 add me dani-kinz
User avatar #6 - IrLalo (08/03/2012) [-]
We can Skype if ya' want!
User avatar #7 to #6 - danikay (08/03/2012) [-]
Awesome! What's your username? :)
User avatar #4 - irwincardozo (06/12/2012) [-]
y are your tag's "Indian" when there is nothing Indian in them?
User avatar #5 to #4 - danikay (06/12/2012) [-]
Oh! Because there was an Indian women in one of the pictures.
User avatar #1 - mycatthenazi (05/04/2012) [-]
how about i buy you some chinese food sometime?
User avatar #2 to #1 - danikay (05/05/2012) [-]
Sure. <:3 I love Chinese!
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