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#29 - Can someone please just draw this one for me?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/22/2013 on What has science done +3
User avatar #43 - dapokekid (05/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #31 - Mozzak (05/22/2013) [-]
But I want this one to be drawn
User avatar #33 - danifuck (05/22/2013) [-]
haha, fine. Draw him, He can be my new pokemon. Zaro!
#30 - danifuck (05/22/2013) [-]
That's not the right picture. I don't know how i did that, i can swear the thumbnail said otherwise!
This is the one i was talking about
#4 - Am i doing it wrong or something?  [+] (8 new replies) 05/22/2013 on woman +64
#65 - ohgodwaitimatheist (05/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #58 - finni (05/23/2013) [-]
Are you Norwegian?
User avatar #74 - danifuck (05/23/2013) [-]
yeah
User avatar #75 - finni (05/23/2013) [-]
Nice, thought so by the look of google translate
User avatar #41 - srapture (05/23/2013) [-]
What language is it your Google-translate is in for all the languages to end in 'k'?
#68 - stinewa (05/23/2013) [-]
Norwegian
#38 - CapnInterwebz (05/23/2013) [-]
I see your problem, you are translating it into "englesk" rather than English
#17 - N. Korean citizen (05/23/2013) [-]
So, would that be like a three-way?
#16 - Thats deep man. If the ice wasn't so think that day i wouldn't be 05/22/2013 on You 0
#23 - I am not impressed... 05/22/2013 on Photoshop skills +51
#22 - I am not impressed.. 05/22/2013 on Photoshop skills 0
#21 - **danifuck rolls 78** I am not impressed. Either you roll du… 05/22/2013 on Photoshop skills 0
#268 - I would if i had some *cough*... 05/22/2013 on *urgent message* 0
#267 - OH BAN HIM ALREADY! 05/22/2013 on *urgent message* +4
#220 - Can someone please draw this? 05/21/2013 on these seem popular +5
#117 - yes, but what is she licking? what part of the body...  [+] (5 new replies) 05/21/2013 on Paranormal Mom 0
User avatar #182 - thisotherdude (05/21/2013) [-]
Nigga, can't you see the tit's and collar bone? Bitch is licking the chest.
User avatar #217 - cookiezinmapantz (05/21/2013) [-]
Seeing as how you know what the gif is about, would you mind telling me what anime this is from?
User avatar #219 - thisotherdude (05/21/2013) [-]
...You're kidding right? "First response is the name of the anime," did you miss that part? Do you see the anon who wrote Sankarea? Aka, the first response?
User avatar #221 - cookiezinmapantz (05/21/2013) [-]
Thanks, I didn't see it actually. You didn't have to act like such a dick to show me though.
User avatar #222 - thisotherdude (05/21/2013) [-]
Actually I did, it's pretty much an unwritten law of the internet.
#130 - Maybe not by appearence, but thats because of the poor quality… 05/21/2013 on fuck yeah Seaking +2
#117 - Can someone draw a picture of this? My MS Paint skills are off…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/21/2013 on fuck yeah Seaking +4
User avatar #127 - nooc (05/21/2013) [-]
Rhyhorn has barely changed here
User avatar #130 - danifuck (05/21/2013) [-]
Maybe not by appearence, but thats because of the poor quality. He has got a bone armor now. I think it would look cool though, at least if someone could draw it so that the bone armor is more visible
#119 - site (05/21/2013) [-]
That's a nice pokemon you've got there
#187 - **danifuck rolls 353** Trips are triptacular! 05/21/2013 on To Addy 0
#50 - oh of course, why did i not notice that! 05/19/2013 on Title 0
#42 - I'm very musically talented and I've been playing piano, drums…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/19/2013 on Title -2
#49 - N. Korean citizen (05/19/2013) [-]
Those notes are F A and G. But I could be wrong considering I don't know what key this is supposed to be set in.
User avatar #73 - candance (05/19/2013) [-]
Um the key doesn't change the note arrangement in the staff my dear.. js.
User avatar #50 - danifuck (05/19/2013) [-]
oh of course, why did i not notice that!
#68 - … 05/19/2013 on Trips 0
#67 - (heart) 05/19/2013 on Trips 0
#65 - (h) 05/19/2013 on Trips 0
#64 - heart 05/19/2013 on Trips 0
#63 - <3 05/19/2013 on Trips 0
#62 - <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 … 05/19/2013 on Trips 0
#28 - oh, well i didn't catch that. Thanks though  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2013 on Ramsey... My Man +1
User avatar #42 - Dantee (05/18/2013) [-]
it was a Salmon Burger, that was drier than the sahara
User avatar #48 - honestchap (05/18/2013) [-]
Ramsey is from England, as as such he wouldn't spread his lips in that way when saying 'cock', as it is an 'oh' sound as opposed to an 'ahh' sound as it is in Non-Regional American.
#25 - But did she ever talk about a fish dish?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/18/2013 on Ramsey... My Man 0
User avatar #26 - SuperSixONE (05/18/2013) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #28 - danifuck (05/18/2013) [-]
oh, well i didn't catch that. Thanks though
User avatar #42 - Dantee (05/18/2013) [-]
it was a Salmon Burger, that was drier than the sahara
User avatar #48 - honestchap (05/18/2013) [-]
Ramsey is from England, as as such he wouldn't spread his lips in that way when saying 'cock', as it is an 'oh' sound as opposed to an 'ahh' sound as it is in Non-Regional American.
#6 - Touché!  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2013 on Code Problems 0
#7 - site (05/18/2013) [-]
For anyone not getting this, He was referring to a comment Danifuck made earlier
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4593793/Once+Read+It+Will+Never+Be+The+Same/27#27
#4 - "A program that rounds infinite and predicts the future&q…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/18/2013 on Code Problems 0
#5 - charliecollins (05/18/2013) [-]
No i won't shit on your face! You'll probably eat it, videotape it and send it to a chick who has a crush on you so she won't like you anymore!
User avatar #6 - danifuck (05/18/2013) [-]
Touché!
#7 - site (05/18/2013) [-]
For anyone not getting this, He was referring to a comment Danifuck made earlier
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4593793/Once+Read+It+Will+Never+Be+The+Same/27#27
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#103 - danili (03/03/2013) [-]
y u so gay
y u so gay
#90 to #89 - danifuck ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#91 to #90 - danili (01/22/2013) [-]
holy fuck!
holy fuck!
#92 to #91 - danifuck ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
Er på skole PC, Så har ikke så mange bilder.
#93 to #92 - danili (01/22/2013) [-]
mfw eg har 183 gifs/bilder i en mappe
mfw eg har 183 gifs/bilder i en mappe
#94 to #93 - danifuck ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
Koselig
Koselig
#96 to #95 - danifuck ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
Tror jeg har brukt denne før. jaja, jeg har ikke så mange relevante gifs/bilder som deg
#97 to #96 - danili (01/22/2013) [-]
eh... ja..
eh... ja..
#98 to #97 - danifuck ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
Her er Morten
#100 to #99 - danifuck ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
Jupp, begyner å gå tom for bilder
#76 - danili (01/09/2013) [-]
bare eg som synes hon e smexy?
bare eg som synes hon e smexy?
User avatar #77 to #76 - danifuck ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
"Congratulations, you are now a pedophile"
Har alltid likt jenter under 16 jeg
#78 to #77 - danili (01/09/2013) [-]
would do?   
would do.
would do?
would do.
#79 to #78 - danifuck ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
Ofc. I'd tap this chick aswell!!
#80 to #79 - danili (01/09/2013) [-]
seriously?
seriously?
#81 to #80 - danifuck ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
What did you say about crash nitro kart??
#82 to #81 - danili (01/09/2013) [-]
32 inch hd tv
32 inch hd tv
User avatar #83 to #82 - danifuck ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
9 inch penis. Your move
User avatar #85 to #84 - danifuck ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
Why do you have that picture?
And does that penis have a anus?
#86 to #85 - danili (01/09/2013) [-]
dunno   
but im single, virgin, and the most important thing   
   
I DONT GIVE A SINGLE FUCK ABOUT IT! :D
dunno
but im single, virgin, and the most important thing

I DONT GIVE A SINGLE FUCK ABOUT IT! :D
#87 to #86 - danifuck ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
Inappropriate gif. is inappropriate
#88 to #87 - danili (01/09/2013) [-]
usaywut?
usaywut?
User avatar #74 - bosskiss (12/24/2012) [-]
**bosskiss rolls 72** i like the number 81 thanks for trying
User avatar #75 to #74 - danifuck ONLINE (12/24/2012) [-]
**danifuck rolls 59** I like 66 tbh
User avatar #71 - daslasher (12/17/2012) [-]
www.mediafire.com/?q2on5o3nnfi67

behold my collection of lolis enjoy my friend
User avatar #72 to #71 - danifuck ONLINE (12/17/2012) [-]
I freaking love you man
User avatar #73 to #72 - daslasher (12/17/2012) [-]
your welcome
#70 - danili (10/29/2012) [-]
forbanna horesatan <3
#47 - danili (10/26/2012) [-]
måtte bare få bilde på fj sånn at eg kan favoritere det lol hei
måtte bare få bilde på fj sånn at eg kan favoritere det lol hei
User avatar #48 to #47 - danifuck ONLINE (10/26/2012) [-]
ok
#51 to #48 - danili (10/26/2012) [-]
http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1351229313085.jpg
#50 to #48 - danili (10/26/2012) [-]
ja så at du hadde sendt meg den på fjesboken
#59 to #55 - danili (10/26/2012) [-]
LOOK AT THE FAPABLE SHIT!!!!
User avatar #60 to #59 - danifuck ONLINE (10/26/2012) [-]
Ikkje i mattetimen
#61 to #60 - danili (10/26/2012) [-]
til seinere då
User avatar #62 to #61 - danifuck ONLINE (10/26/2012) [-]
jau
#63 to #62 - danili (10/26/2012) [-]
ok så akkurat noe av d sykeste eg tror eg noen gang har sett på /b/
User avatar #64 to #63 - danifuck ONLINE (10/26/2012) [-]
ka då?
#65 to #64 - danili (10/26/2012) [-]
http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1351233861601.jpg dette
User avatar #66 to #65 - danifuck ONLINE (10/26/2012) [-]
Da fuq?!?!?


No ble eg sulten
#67 to #66 - danili (10/26/2012) [-]
eg og.... men skal se på en serie elr noe eg då så ja
User avatar #68 to #67 - danifuck ONLINE (10/26/2012) [-]
hvilke?
#69 to #68 - danili (10/26/2012) [-]
supernatural tenker eg
#41 - danili (08/12/2012) [-]
cum on, dont be so hard



lol
#16 - danili (06/12/2012) [-]
nigger
User avatar #17 to #16 - danifuck ONLINE (06/12/2012) [-]
You're just mad cause you didn't bring any sausages to the BBQ today :)
#18 to #17 - danili (06/12/2012) [-]
lazy*
User avatar #19 to #18 - danifuck ONLINE (06/12/2012) [-]
still got the redbulls? my bro tried to steal mine, but i got em safe now :) I'll be there about 20:00 ok?
#20 to #19 - danili (06/12/2012) [-]
you said six......*5 min of intense thinking* oh fuck it...ill put them in the coolingcloset
User avatar #21 to #20 - danifuck ONLINE (06/12/2012) [-]
Refridgerator* It's called a refridgerator.
#22 to #21 - danili (06/12/2012) [-]
directly translated
User avatar #23 to #22 - danifuck ONLINE (06/12/2012) [-]
whatever, just keep em cool :) btw, got any pizzas or something? :) cause if not, i can probably buy some
#24 to #23 - danili (06/12/2012) [-]
ill check
User avatar #25 to #24 - danifuck ONLINE (06/12/2012) [-]
okey :) remember what pizzas you've got aswell :) if you got any ^^
#26 to #25 - danili (06/12/2012) [-]
yuss
User avatar #27 to #26 - danifuck ONLINE (06/12/2012) [-]
u got?
#28 to #27 - danili (06/12/2012) [-]
wait
User avatar #29 to #28 - danifuck ONLINE (06/12/2012) [-]
what? u got or not?
#30 to #29 - danili (06/12/2012) [-]
got two big one's

hot mexican and southern chicken
User avatar #31 to #30 - danifuck ONLINE (06/12/2012) [-]
Ok, good :) btw, lets make a shitload of purple lines :)
User avatar #33 to #32 - danifuck ONLINE (06/12/2012) [-]
i think the limit is 20! 4 more to go :) or, 3 after this, i think.. ^^
#34 to #33 - danili (06/12/2012) [-]
dude, my bro just got home, i think he is going for a pizza
User avatar #35 to #34 - danifuck ONLINE (06/12/2012) [-]
Shit! keep me updated!
User avatar #37 to #35 - danifuck ONLINE (06/12/2012) [-]
This is aboustly the limit, cause i can't answer you
#36 to #35 - danili (06/12/2012) [-]
patch 1.9

he just went downstairs to change

please stop all programs while installing this patch.

ETA download time: 50 min.
User avatar #14 - zombiestookmybike (06/12/2012) [-]
HAVE A GOOD BBQ.

:)
User avatar #15 to #14 - danifuck ONLINE (06/12/2012) [-]
Thx! :)
User avatar #13 to #12 - danifuck ONLINE (06/08/2012) [-]
aww, cute :3 gonna post a pic of my dog. but i'm to lazy to get out of bed to take one ^^, but tomorrow! :)
#9 - cunninglinguist (03/09/2012) [-]
So I heard Norway rocks.


pic unrelated, twas the first thing in my folder.
#10 to #9 - danifuck ONLINE (03/09/2012) [-]
Yeah, Norway is pretty damn sweet! ^^,

Pic also unrelated. it was the first picture popping up when googeling Shoe Potato ;)
#11 to #10 - cunninglinguist (03/09/2012) [-]
Hahaha what the fuck xD that made me giggle.
User avatar #1 - belzethedemon (11/15/2011) [-]
Kjente du Kevin..?

det gjorde jeg og...

jeg kondolerer så mye!
User avatar #2 to #1 - danifuck ONLINE (11/15/2011) [-]
jeg bor bare noen hus ifra han. og jeg gikk i klasse med han siden 6.klasse.

du da?
User avatar #3 to #2 - belzethedemon (11/15/2011) [-]
Jeg møtte Kevin på en busstur, og vi diskuterte politikk heletiden!
du vet hvordan han var når det gjelder politikk...
jeg bor på askøy jeg og, Kevin er dypt savnet hos alle! ville bare si ifra at det du skrev var utrolig fint, og jeg skulle ønske at Anders brente i innerste helvete for resten av sitt liv.. eller nei, jeg unner han faktisk ikke en simpel død engang.


men det beste er, at du ikke er alene! sammen står vi sterkere. bra å vite at det ikke bare er jeg som savner han her inne..
User avatar #4 to #3 - danifuck ONLINE (11/15/2011) [-]
Hva heter du?
User avatar #5 to #4 - belzethedemon (11/15/2011) [-]
Robin, Men de kaller meg "Belze"
og du?
User avatar #6 to #5 - danifuck ONLINE (11/15/2011) [-]
robin i 10B på ravnanger?
User avatar #7 to #6 - belzethedemon (11/15/2011) [-]
Nei, jeg gikk ut 1-10'ende på St.Paul, og vg1-vg2 på sandsli VGS.

jeg kjente kevin ved et helt random møte. vi mistet en av de bete AUF-ungdommene på Utøya. jeg kjenner og John helge.

Hva heter du?
User avatar #8 to #7 - danifuck ONLINE (11/15/2011) [-]
Daniel ;) jeg vet ikke om du er medlem av enten "Hvil i fred Kevin! du blir aldri glemmt!" eller "Sørge gruppe for Kevin Daae Berland." på facebook. men i tilfelle er det jeg som har oprettet begge ^^
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