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I found out who phone was!
Mw3 is wut
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Rip danish posters.....
The Danish theory
Gud bevare Danmark!!
hey I can read that.
- **danielthedims used "*roll 1, 01-99*"** **danielthedims ro…
Where will you be reborn?
- Hindbærsnitter, in every baker ever in Denmark
I love my job
In the states they're lightly iced and its like dead center with the edges left bare, and the fruit flavored paste is only where the icing touches. Cheap bastards
If it anit covered atleast 95% in icing and sprinkles and filled to tha fucking brim it with jam anit real hindbærsnit
- >Germany and Denmark not seperated by a border
Amookl Ryenyirn Amalormoc
>germany and Denmark not seperated by a 20-meter high concrete-and steel border fortification
i saw the small but existant border
S O O N
She didnt color in Fucking alaska which is part of the US
I don't see the German-French border either
but taht could be due to similar colours taht are a tad too dark, could also be the reason why denmark's sovereignity isn't being accepted here
Norway also looks a tad skinny and icelands shape is kindda weird.
without glorious Lofoten of course Norway will look small and unimportant.
Why are we the same color as Swedes
why are you swedens ballsack?
I mean Sweden did start losing their manliness once the ballsack was removed
oh also Be-Ne-Lu
Just a matter of time
Motherfucker, we got enough problems with sandniggers as is. We don't need your added garbage.
True, first we will take Schleswig-Holstein, then we will take the entire country!
It's gonna be like 1864, except this time we win
First we will retake north Schleswig then the rest of Jütland or how you call it "jysk". We will give the rest to sweden and the Føroyar Islands and Greenland will become Independent
Just a matter of time indeed
please no, that is not the germany we want - the third reich was cool, the immigrant reich is not cool
Don't worry, you get your 3 Reich
Fuck, I remember that promo picture.
Panzer General 1? Or something even earlier?
Second Reich is Best Reich.
Kaiser Wilhelm did nothing wrong.
but it is easy to travel to both countries in one go
And it isn't from norway to sweden?
Shhhsh Denmark, your Germany now..
might more be about the amount of detail and it being hard to do that
We are all one now
Assumed Iron Age military...
- The mid-2000's were strange times for television.
- Do you know what his avatar is? (Asking because …
Wulffmorgenthaler is a creative duo making absurdist and satirical cartoons and tv-programming, consisting of the comedian Mikael Wulff and cartoonist Anders Morgenthaler. I'll be using
for cultural context.
The clip opens with the gang discussing how to change up the format of the show.
Mikael Wulff: Dolph, it's your turn.
Dolph: Thank you Wulff. My suggestion is to make a lifestyle show, the people love those.
Lifestyle shows looking at the houses and furnishings of the rich and famous were at the time very popular.
Wulff: Yea, alright. So, Dolph, tell me, how does your lifestyle show set itself apart from all the others on air right now?
Dolph: Well, uhm... It's different in that I come and visit a famous person, could be anyone, and then I refurnish their home in such a way that
Anders Morgenthaler: Are you going to use, like, Feng Shui, Dolph?
Dolph: Feng-what now!?
Morgenthaler: Feng Shui~
Dolph: LALALALALA! That's all I hear whenever you speak Morgenthaler! Prattle and whinging and hogwash comes out of your mouth!
Wulff: Continue, Dolph!
Dolph: Thank you! I have made a small... model, here.
Wulff: Yup, and what kind of house is it?
Dolph: It is an awful place. It's a collective! Poul Krebs, the singer
Beloved folk singer and talentless hack depending on who you ask.
, lives here. A nauseating individual, oh so well-meaning, but SOFT! SO-OFT!
And here he lives, together with nigger musicians, crazy broads and men who wear sandals!
Wulff: Okay, good, and how does the show start?
Dolph: It's nighttime, and the moon is high in the sky, and Dolph comes creeping like a ninja, completely silent. No-one hears him, he's using the Tai Chi method, sneaking forward, quiet as a church mouse. Lalalalala~...
Now he's on the grounds, and now Dolph begins, with his favorite tool for refurbishing collectives! He goes to work, like this!
*Dolph hits the playhouse*
Take this Poul Krebs! And this!
Poul Krebs, you deserve beatings! Straightening-outs! Oh look, Poul's fleeing, the troubadour's running away he's so scared! [No no! No more, please!] You've never looked more beautiful!
A lyric from a Poul Krebs song
Write a song about this, death by club!
*Dolph continues beating the ground*
Right in the face! Ugh! Right in the face! Done!
Wulff: Dolph, I think there's one of those uh, men, right there.
Dolph: Oh yea - there goes one of those sandal-men!
*Dolph whacks the ground again*
Wulff: And that's your suggestion?
Dolph: Yes, that's my suggestion. That's TV! That's refurnishing!
Morgenthaler: That's not quite Feng Shui as I recall.
Dolph: No, but that's how I recall!
Margit the squirrel: Alright, but like, what's the verdict, which one of us gets to remake this show?
Dolph: That is not up for discussion!
Margit: No, that is up for disscus-
Dolph: Not for discussion! Not! For! Di-scus-sion!
Wulff: Hush, quiet down! Neither of you are going to take over the show, I just said you could make a suggestion, that's all. I mean, we're going to stay here-
Dolph: Goodbye assholes! Just call me when you need help your shitty TV-show!
Morgenthaler: See you later Dolph!
Wulff: It's, it's our show, it's Wulffmorgenthaler...
Basically, Dolph is a psychotic fascist hippopotamus, and a parody of all people, politicians and opinions that are legitimately intolerant or regressive in Denmark. He has an especially strong hatred of the sociopolitical agenda that is the foundation of the Danish nation, and is generally an unlikable character. And he makes us all smile and laugh, because at least we're not him.
Oh no I've never seen this. I just find his face hilarious.
That was a weird clip I just witnessed lol. Maybe would've been less weird if I spoke Danish.
I can write you up a transcript if you'd like. If you're into absurdist black humour you'll find it funny even without the cultural context.
Yeah if it's no trouble that'd be great
The mid-2000's were strange times for television.
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