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Gender: male
Age: 70
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Video Games Played: About 5 or so
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Date Signed Up:8/08/2011
Last Login:1/14/2016
Location:Mississippi
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#52174 - We needed you to do one ******* thing 11/29/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#21 - Comment deleted 11/28/2015 on (untitled) +2
#13 - Title is p funny  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2015 on korean guy watched american... 0
#39 - jsrf (11/28/2015) [-]
i think you need this
#135 - Picture 11/28/2015 on Grandpa brings the banter 0
#11 - That's not a demon, that's Ner'zhul  [+] (3 new replies) 11/27/2015 on Deamon +8
#12 - gollee (11/27/2015) [-]
Not icy enough.
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#21 - YllekNayr (11/28/2015) [-]
Ner'zhul was an orc shaman that used a white skull face paint. He was partially responsible for opening the dark portal. He didn't become icy until his body was torn asunder and imprisoned in the frozen throne by Kil'jaeden.
#40 - gollee (11/28/2015) [-]
I know, I've killed him a bunch of times; I was just joking about him being the Lich King.
#11 - I'll never forget the time I brought one of my Japanese friend… 11/27/2015 on Kumail Nanjiani describes... +1
#131 - You sure it's not the opposite? I doubt they brought fried chi…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/27/2015 on Grandpa brings the banter 0
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#134 - fuccthedevil (11/28/2015) [-]
Nah. Before black people in america, our food was British influenced.

Southern cooking is what happened when black slaves cooked white people food.
#68 - Yeh. I'm from CO originally. My friends and I all did about th… 11/27/2015 on Grandpa brings the banter 0
#65 - Do you live in the South?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/27/2015 on Grandpa brings the banter 0
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#66 - lazaman (11/27/2015) [-]
Oregon.
So no.
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#68 - dangler (11/27/2015) [-]
Yeh. I'm from CO originally. My friends and I all did about the same as now out there. Most of them were southerners though. I guess I don't really know many white people.
#79 - may it burn for eternity in kikedom hell 11/27/2015 on [Demonic Moth Noises] 0
#63 - Maybe it's just because I live in the South. We **** ou…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/27/2015 on Grandpa brings the banter 0
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#74 - fuccthedevil (11/27/2015) [-]
Southern cooking is inspired by black cooking, though. That's why it's so different than bland, northern food.
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#131 - dangler (11/27/2015) [-]
You sure it's not the opposite? I doubt they brought fried chicken over from Africa.
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#134 - fuccthedevil (11/28/2015) [-]
Nah. Before black people in america, our food was British influenced.

Southern cooking is what happened when black slaves cooked white people food.
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#64 - lazaman (11/27/2015) [-]
I think you replied to the wrong person.
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#65 - dangler (11/27/2015) [-]
Do you live in the South?
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#66 - lazaman (11/27/2015) [-]
Oregon.
So no.
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#68 - dangler (11/27/2015) [-]
Yeh. I'm from CO originally. My friends and I all did about the same as now out there. Most of them were southerners though. I guess I don't really know many white people.
#47 - Of all the stereotypes of white people, the "doesn't seas…  [+] (13 new replies) 11/27/2015 on Grandpa brings the banter 0
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#49 - fuccthedevil (11/27/2015) [-]
Most white people don't season food.

It took me 10 years to get my dad to even salt/pepper steaks before grilling them.
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#61 - mrevitcartta (11/27/2015) [-]
I went over to a friends house and I grew up in a latino house hold. The food is ALWAYS flavorful. This nigga tried feeding me hamburgers. Unseasoned beef with a slice of fake ass american cheese, on white bread. Beef isn't good unless you drop some bomb spices on it. And white bread should never be a thing.
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#76 - fuccthedevil (11/27/2015) [-]
It's worse when white people try to make mexican food. If you think we make our own food taste bad, wait til you try white people's cultural cooking.
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#55 - lazaman (11/27/2015) [-]
"Most"
I'm white, I've never met a white person who doesn't season their food.
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#63 - dangler (11/27/2015) [-]
Maybe it's just because I live in the South. We fuck our shit up with spices down here.
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#74 - fuccthedevil (11/27/2015) [-]
Southern cooking is inspired by black cooking, though. That's why it's so different than bland, northern food.
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#131 - dangler (11/27/2015) [-]
You sure it's not the opposite? I doubt they brought fried chicken over from Africa.
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#134 - fuccthedevil (11/28/2015) [-]
Nah. Before black people in america, our food was British influenced.

Southern cooking is what happened when black slaves cooked white people food.
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#64 - lazaman (11/27/2015) [-]
I think you replied to the wrong person.
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#65 - dangler (11/27/2015) [-]
Do you live in the South?
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#66 - lazaman (11/27/2015) [-]
Oregon.
So no.
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#68 - dangler (11/27/2015) [-]
Yeh. I'm from CO originally. My friends and I all did about the same as now out there. Most of them were southerners though. I guess I don't really know many white people.
#31 - Japan and USA are junglers because they had some pretty good g…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2015 on Their Favorite Games +5
#34 - stiuberlee (11/25/2015) [-]
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#42 - The tooth is perfect. Unfortunately very little porn at the moment. 11/25/2015 on IT'S HERE! -1
#96 - Goddamn barners 11/25/2015 on Clinton 0
#11 - Any bolt-action: Row Tahd 11/25/2015 on My other favorite weapon in... 0
#64 - Sometimes I scratch my nose on my bowstring. 11/25/2015 on /tv/ is on to something +26
#25 - If that's an actual US flag, explain to me how the canton wrap…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2015 on Interesting 0
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#33 - rakaka (11/24/2015) [-]
shitskin voodoo
#12 - Those don't belong on any male that isn't a little Dutch boy t… 11/24/2015 on You better know +1
#67 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 11/24/2015 on Murica 0
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#91 - eloys (11/24/2015) [-]
we never lost one though
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#90 - marioslmg (11/24/2015) [-]
Didn't know they played rugby in America.
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#76 - platinumaltaria (11/24/2015) [-]
Sorry, what sport is that again?
#65 - Soooo Britain is Joe Jackson? 11/24/2015 on Murica 0
#26 - tfw know intermediate Japanese and avoided having to listen to… 11/24/2015 on My new Setup -2
#26 - Dale's is love 11/24/2015 on Black tweets 31: it's a... 0
#24 - **** , man. I just put Dale's and Garlic salt on everything.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/24/2015 on Black tweets 31: it's a... 0
#25 - insominus (11/24/2015) [-]
You disgust me.
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#26 - dangler (11/24/2015) [-]
Dale's is love
#14 - Simon and Garfunkel  [+] (17 new replies) 11/24/2015 on His favorite colour is blue +58
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#15 - hiken (11/24/2015) [-]
Oh, didn't know it was a cover. Nice.

Still I think i like disturbed's one more though.
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#54 - derpthefifth (11/24/2015) [-]
Of the covers of which i am aware i prefer the Rehab cover.... The Disturbed one just seems a bit breathy and feels like it's trying a little to hard to be emotional. I actually like disturbed, but they didn't do that song justice
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#59 - tiredandhungry (11/24/2015) [-]
Nevermore's version is pretty damned decent. They did their own music though
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#60 - derpthefifth (11/24/2015) [-]
Da fuck did you just have me listen to.... That wasn't good, that wasn't good at all!
#30 - greyhoundfd (11/24/2015) [-]
>Not knowing Simon and Garfunkel
>Liking Disturbed
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#64 - askafj (11/24/2015) [-]
I didn't know I'm not allowed to like certain music.

I must've forgotten that you are the best and perfect human being and not liking the same stuff as you do should be illegal.

Sorry, man.
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#63 - urs (11/24/2015) [-]
hold the fuck up , Disturbed is awesome, and I like their cover. Not more than Simon and Garfunkel's but it still sounds amazing.
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#57 - hiken (11/24/2015) [-]
Well the only thing i'll say in my defense about this, because it seems it has created a decent shitstorm, is that i had no one to ever tell me what bands or whatever to listen to, i got into rock/metal and all that stuff al by myself and i just listened to whatever i got to stumble upon, and well, didn't happen to stumble upon Simon and Garfunkel.

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#43 - narluga (11/24/2015) [-]
Hey man, Disturbed has some good shit.
but even my new-born cousins know Simon and Garfunkel made the original.
#35 - mississippiriver (11/24/2015) [-]
Hey disturbed has had some pretty good songs in the past.
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#36 - bigbeaufort (11/24/2015) [-]
The Greatest Hit of Disturbed

I'll leave this here
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#65 - askafj (11/24/2015) [-]
Trying to tell people that disturbed is bad by posting a parody.

Because ofc you can like whatever you want, but not on funnyjunk because here you can be wrong about what you personally like.
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#80 - bigbeaufort (11/24/2015) [-]
I personally like disturbed. Doesn't stop funny things from being funny.
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#41 - YllekNayr (11/24/2015) [-]
I love Disturbed and I find this hilarious
#37 - mississippiriver (11/24/2015) [-]
eh still catchy but point taken
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#32 - thepizzadevourer (11/24/2015) [-]
Gee, it's almost like people have different tastes or something
Chillax, it's no crime not to know a poplular/classic song
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#69 - analgape (11/24/2015) [-]
I think the crime is calling it a cover and not using google properly.

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#161 - dangler ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
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You guys are gay








You guys are gay
#127 - anon (01/12/2014) [-]
Been gettin high yet?
User avatar #128 to #127 - dangler ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
No, mang. Drugs are for thugs.
#124 - PrincessTwilight (02/18/2013) [-]
Engineers are chumps.
Engineers are chumps.
#126 to #124 - dangler ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
='(
#125 to #124 - chumps (02/18/2013) [-]
omg wai u do dis
User avatar #117 - pepsihawk (03/06/2012) [-]
the internet has informed me you are a ******
#115 - Funnypocalypse (03/06/2012) [-]
You have now become a ******
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Just in case you forgot...you're a ******
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Hey Bitch, you're a ****** .
User avatar #120 to #111 - dangler ONLINE (03/06/2012) [-]
You people make me happy.
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Ah do?
User avatar #122 to #121 - dangler ONLINE (03/06/2012) [-]
Da.
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User avatar #108 - doctorninja (03/06/2012) [-]
Hey guess what? YOU'RE A ******
#105 - anon (03/06/2012) [-]
You're a ****** .
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Your a ****** .
#102 - XAssassin (01/09/2012) [-]
Hey come to the Pony Thread,
because I don't know.
User avatar #103 to #102 - dangler ONLINE (01/09/2012) [-]
mmmmmkay
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