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dangler

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Date Signed Up:8/08/2011
Last Login:1/14/2016
Location:Mississippi
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#520 - I could, but I'm not gonna. 12/17/2015 on killer mike and sanders +3
#34 - You can't just give your cat a title he didn't earn. … 12/17/2015 on Long Live the King 0
#82 - HAHAHAH GET IT IT'S CUZ THEY'rE HIGH LMAOOOOOOOO… 12/16/2015 on Latest Simpsons Pretty Good +11
#185 - I hope it is. Can't stand baseball or Ohio. I can't r… 12/16/2015 on The Future is Now 0
#23 - My brother's friend Olivier moved to Ireland from Belgium beca…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2015 on Burger King +1
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#24 - smug (12/15/2015) [-]
The car i usually drive has hard suspension so if i go over a speed bump a little too fast i get launched into space
#36 - A nuclear reaction is nuclear fission and fusion, the fusing a… 12/15/2015 on Hello FJ, I too make comics... +5
#20 - sjokz is from Belgium. Belgium is alright in my book. …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/15/2015 on Burger King +1
#22 - smug (12/15/2015) [-]
I'm opting to buy a rally car to drive on the roads here
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#23 - dangler (12/15/2015) [-]
My brother's friend Olivier moved to Ireland from Belgium because his wife was Irish, but he would always joke about how it was because of the infrastructure.
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#24 - smug (12/15/2015) [-]
The car i usually drive has hard suspension so if i go over a speed bump a little too fast i get launched into space
#65 - Last Week Tonight with John Oliver 12/15/2015 on Soon +3
#34 - >Employs a bunch of small people and barely pays them to ma… 12/15/2015 on He Has A Point +4
#113 - No way I'd ever **** someone from Cincinnati.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/15/2015 on The Future is Now +5
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#184 - tehbomb (12/15/2015) [-]
isnt that the chicago bears' logo
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#185 - dangler (12/16/2015) [-]
I hope it is. Can't stand baseball or Ohio.

I can't really tell if it's the Reds or the Bears, but since it's Japan I just assumed baseball.
#59 - Only time I've had people "roll by themselves at home&quo… 12/14/2015 on RPG Comp. 0
#36 - よーし 12/14/2015 on Harem Master 0
#233 - Glass the planet.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2015 on Caught in a Mosh 0
#237 - wickedwilliam (12/15/2015) [-]
Its probs for the best at this point
#17 - I don't think they got that it was a joke 12/13/2015 on straight to voicemail +8
#72 - In the South, we call it "Quart Low".  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2015 on Kancho +1
#79 - justtocomment (12/13/2015) [-]
Oh fuck I thought I was the only one who knew about that - I stopped mentioning it to people years ago because no one else seemed to have any idea what I was talking about.
#123 - Problem is that at low elo MG1 , it's more chance-base… 12/13/2015 on New CS:GO Be Like 0
#20 - I spent a year learning the rifle spray patterns.  [+] (12 new replies) 12/13/2015 on New CS:GO Be Like +27
#102 - anon (12/13/2015) [-]
lrn2tap/burst.

Spraying was way too easy pre-patch, and way too reliable.
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#123 - dangler (12/13/2015) [-]
Problem is that at low elo MG1 , it's more chance-based. Those that retard spray benefit the most from the patch. Most people in my games now just sprint around with P90s now that the R8 has been nerfed.
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#78 - sanctionseven (12/13/2015) [-]
Accuracy and shit is the same, just recovery time was significantly increased. So if you notice, it seems like your gun is fucking jittering. Annoying as hell but, if you aim at the neck I find that (AK/M4A4/M4A1S) will bounce up just enough on the second pew to dink their head.

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#79 - sanctionseven (12/13/2015) [-]
(This change was to assist in users learning to simply "control" their shots more) Strafing is OP as fuck. Learn to do it well and you'll be fine.
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#92 - tehfalconguy (12/13/2015) [-]
It's pretty much the opposite of what you said. The inaccuracy recovery time is higher so while the spray pattern is exactly the same, shots deviate more from it. There is no additional recoil, just spread. 2nd shot accuracy IS 20% worse than first shot now (before it was like 1.7), but this can go left, right, up, down, whatever, the recoil doesn't kick in enough for aiming at the neck to be viable not that it would be even if that were the case, just headshot them

I don't know what you mean about strafing is OP, but NEVER EVER strafe and shoot with a rifle unless you're crabwalking.
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#119 - zenler (12/13/2015) [-]
he probably means stutter steppin' with dem taps

but thats only wurf if u commit to it and are scream
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#125 - sanctionseven (12/14/2015) [-]
^^ sorry, I have difficulty explaining what exactly im doing x)

But this sounds most accurate, basically bumping back and fourth and double/trip tapping. Users were mentioning about missing shots standing still and stuff. I totally understand -- the shots seem to deviate, just like tehfalconguy said...

But I have never had a consistent deviation yet with a simple two/three tap shot. I play at 1200 DPI and 1.12 sens... it makes for a really slow, but incredibly accurate gameplay. I can perform quite well with my rig and this setup, but I have indeed noticed the slight change in horizontal randomness.
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#127 - zenler (12/16/2015) [-]
yeah apparently the changes have been reverted

hm i play @ 400dpi 2.69 sens and that feels a bit high but quick enough for my role of entry, spraying felt at that sens and lower/higher

i think the vast majority of people pre patch couldn't spray that well and hopped on the bandwagon against the changes
#39 - randomglitched (12/13/2015) [-]
"Hey guys I've got a great idea!"
"Let's add a mini-awp for $4000 less than the real awp, and make it accurate while moving!"
"Ok, but just to make it fair we should nerf the main rifles for no particular reason."
Nice one valve.
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#61 - unkownthous (12/13/2015) [-]
was this reason i wasn't hitting anything while standing dead still ak or m4a1-s?

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#65 - Bobtheblob (12/13/2015) [-]
Yes. Everything is different now.
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#24 - goobyman (12/13/2015) [-]
that fucked me up too
valve, what in the fuck are you thinking
#45 - Saw a guy going to the football game on one. With hi… 12/13/2015 on The Hovercraft Bandit +2
#109 - People comparing it to Undertale and MLP lmao. Even now I stil… 12/13/2015 on OPM fanboys +4
#67 - Big tits, small tits. To tell the truth, I'd probably ****…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2015 on Eyes so big 0
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#78 - jrockjesse (12/13/2015) [-]
Big tits, small tits, Red tits, blue tits.
Black tits, Blue tits, Old tits, New tits.
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#161 - dangler ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
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#127 - anon (01/12/2014) [-]
Been gettin high yet?
User avatar #128 to #127 - dangler ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
No, mang. Drugs are for thugs.
#124 - PrincessTwilight (02/18/2013) [-]
Engineers are chumps.
Engineers are chumps.
#126 to #124 - dangler ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
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#102 - XAssassin (01/09/2012) [-]
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