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dangler

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Gender: male
Age: 70
Facebook Profile: Yes
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Consoles Owned: 2
Video Games Played: About 5 or so
X-box Gamertag: Yes
PSN: No
Interests: Yes
Date Signed Up:8/08/2011
Last Login:1/14/2016
Location:Mississippi
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#12 - Looks p shopped imo. Either that or she just happens to have a… 11/10/2015 on Imagine... 0
#7 - Most places in Mississippi teach safe sex where I've see…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/10/2015 on Colorado +32
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#78 - djequalizee (11/10/2015) [-]
Even if southern states do teach safe sex it's a region where religion is a lot more prevalent. The schools wouldn't be teaching abstinence but the churches and the parents probably would be.
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#128 - dangler (11/10/2015) [-]
Teaching abstinence isn't at all an issue.. It's "abstinence-only" that does. They don't unlearn how to have safe sex just because the preacher told them only heathens have sex.
#29 - I only see one German shepherd 11/09/2015 on German shepherds reaction... +3
#40 - *scrolling, scrolling* "Hey, this guy kinda looks Sco… 11/09/2015 on LIES. 0
#22 - Video service and "I'm bad at relational jokes AND euphem… 11/09/2015 on Netflix and chill +45
#109 - "Wow you argued against my anecdotal evidence with anecdo… 11/08/2015 on Backfire 0
#82 - >People who are actually good >Runs away Right.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/08/2015 on Backfire -1
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#101 - tapeworms (11/08/2015) [-]
That's why you use time, so people don't do that. Also, your sneeze story is bizarre and super unlikely. It's not applicable to like, 98% of game play. So piss off, man. Your argument is irrelevant. You could've just been like, "Well, Tape I prefer stock," but no you told me a stupid story that didn't make sense. Because you could also argue that stock sucks based off that story 'cause if you make a mistake in stock, like an SD, you're boned the rest of the match.
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#109 - dangler (11/08/2015) [-]
"Wow you argued against my anecdotal evidence with anecdotal evidence, your argument is irrelevant. I'm mad for some reason right now."

If you're playing more than 1v1 stock and people are just running away, they're pussy shitters that should stick to timed games with items. In timed, damage dealt, etc. doesn't matter, just whoever touched the most people before they got killed. That "bizarre, super unlikely story" happens pretty frequently, even with non-children. KS-ing is super easy with certain characters, making timed play less balanced. Eg if I were to be in a four man timed game, I'd just run around with Captain Falcon and knee people that got in the red.
#38 - >Little brother sneezes on other little brother >He …  [+] (4 new replies) 11/08/2015 on Backfire -1
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#51 - tapeworms (11/08/2015) [-]
Yeah, I mean people who are actually good at the game. Not 6 year olds.
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#82 - dangler (11/08/2015) [-]
>People who are actually good
>Runs away
Right.
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#101 - tapeworms (11/08/2015) [-]
That's why you use time, so people don't do that. Also, your sneeze story is bizarre and super unlikely. It's not applicable to like, 98% of game play. So piss off, man. Your argument is irrelevant. You could've just been like, "Well, Tape I prefer stock," but no you told me a stupid story that didn't make sense. Because you could also argue that stock sucks based off that story 'cause if you make a mistake in stock, like an SD, you're boned the rest of the match.
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#109 - dangler (11/08/2015) [-]
"Wow you argued against my anecdotal evidence with anecdotal evidence, your argument is irrelevant. I'm mad for some reason right now."

If you're playing more than 1v1 stock and people are just running away, they're pussy shitters that should stick to timed games with items. In timed, damage dealt, etc. doesn't matter, just whoever touched the most people before they got killed. That "bizarre, super unlikely story" happens pretty frequently, even with non-children. KS-ing is super easy with certain characters, making timed play less balanced. Eg if I were to be in a four man timed game, I'd just run around with Captain Falcon and knee people that got in the red.
#27 - Real talk, though. I don't see how it's funny or clever in any… 11/08/2015 on i stay at excalibur 0
#72 - tfw no darkskin amazonian gf 11/07/2015 on Is of happening. +2
#73 - Haven't seen anything from Titty Boats in a while. Okay show, … 11/07/2015 on Dank Anime OP Comp #2 0
#76 - Yeah, but which Georgia? "pickled brisket" Ah. 11/07/2015 on Rage when? 0
#103 - **** is wrong with you  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2015 on peace for christian and... 0
#104 - jingleforth (11/07/2015) [-]
#101 - What the ****  [+] (3 new replies) 11/07/2015 on peace for christian and... 0
#102 - jingleforth (11/07/2015) [-]
Why don't you get your high, get your fix and quit replying to my old comments.
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#103 - dangler (11/07/2015) [-]
Fuck is wrong with you
#104 - jingleforth (11/07/2015) [-]
#46 - TIL being in a centrifuge turns you into Peyton Manning. 11/07/2015 on 9G Centrifuge Training 0
#74 - are ya joukin, meht?! 11/06/2015 on Description +1
#28 - I want to know how people manage to make these with the tumblr…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/05/2015 on The Next Destined Assassin +18
#73 - captainghotiman (11/06/2015) [-]
probably because they think if you're going to steal something from tumblr and put it on funnyjunk, you should at least give them credit
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#48 - cormy (11/06/2015) [-]
Nah, they just choose to record a portion of their screens.
#52 - Down here it cools everything down very temporarily. The next … 11/04/2015 on All that sky water 0
#118 - Pic is ******** . Matoaka was captured and held in the A…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2015 on Fucking Disgusting +4
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#139 - thepizzadevourer (11/04/2015) [-]
You're absolutely right, though sadly she did die en route. Funny thing is she actually liked living in England more than America: in America, her father cared about her so little he wasn't willing to stop fighting when the colonists captured her. In England she was treated like a celebrity.
#17 - Usually have one or two guys take it on big maps for vehicles,… 11/03/2015 on Intense halo action 0
#13 - >Taking anything but sprint  [+] (5 new replies) 11/03/2015 on Intense halo action +13
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#61 - drongus (11/04/2015) [-]
>no evade
>no rolling around at the speed of sound
please, i implore you to kill yourself as soon as possible.
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#116 - shieeetposter (11/04/2015) [-]
If you don't shit on Destiny, Nightstalkers have that ability. All my friends use it, but none of my friends don't know why I love the shit out of it. Too bad there are no vehicles in Destiny to dodge.
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#129 - flnonymousseven (11/04/2015) [-]
fuck destiny for ever and ever and ever though.
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#15 - flnonymousseven (11/03/2015) [-]
obviously, but armorlock was still fun.
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#17 - dangler (11/03/2015) [-]
Usually have one or two guys take it on big maps for vehicles, I suppose
#44 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2015 on Ghostbusta Nut +7
#70 - reactderp (11/03/2015) [-]
aayyy, qtpie
#77 - pick out the vanilla ones, throw away the rest 11/03/2015 on Fucking Disgusting -6
#79 - Been round since the yellow days and I still don't know who this is  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2015 on Update on the last 3 years +2
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#129 - Moushi (11/03/2015) [-]
I'm a fleeting image of a select few people's memories.
#10 - Spoiler: he jizzes amethysts  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2015 on Source is Oglaf.com +3
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#11 - vilememory (11/02/2015) [-]
And her face is fucking priceless when she sees it.

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#161 - dangler ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
stickied by dangler
You guys are gay








You guys are gay
#127 - anon (01/12/2014) [-]
Been gettin high yet?
User avatar #128 to #127 - dangler ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
No, mang. Drugs are for thugs.
#124 - PrincessTwilight (02/18/2013) [-]
Engineers are chumps.
Engineers are chumps.
#126 to #124 - dangler ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
='(
#125 to #124 - chumps (02/18/2013) [-]
omg wai u do dis
User avatar #117 - pepsihawk (03/06/2012) [-]
the internet has informed me you are a ******
#115 - Funnypocalypse (03/06/2012) [-]
You have now become a ******
User avatar #114 - MmmWatchaSay (03/06/2012) [-]
Just in case you forgot...you're a ******
#112 - gwfewell (03/06/2012) [-]
Hey Bitch, you're a ****** .
User avatar #120 to #111 - dangler ONLINE (03/06/2012) [-]
You people make me happy.
User avatar #121 to #120 - meanmamajama (03/06/2012) [-]
Ah do?
User avatar #122 to #121 - dangler ONLINE (03/06/2012) [-]
Da.
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User avatar #108 - doctorninja (03/06/2012) [-]
Hey guess what? YOU'RE A ******
#105 - anon (03/06/2012) [-]
You're a ****** .
User avatar #104 - captalexander (03/06/2012) [-]
Your a ****** .
#102 - XAssassin (01/09/2012) [-]
Hey come to the Pony Thread,
because I don't know.
User avatar #103 to #102 - dangler ONLINE (01/09/2012) [-]
mmmmmkay
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