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#60 - Nope that is a trillion. 12/24/2014 on waaaaaaaaaaaaaat!! +7
#17 - What are you 4 foot 5 inches tall? Normal people cannot put th…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/21/2014 on (untitled) -3
User avatar #30 - moonmist (12/21/2014) [-]
6'0, 275lbs and can easily get my foot in my mouth. I have a bad nail biting problem, yes even my feet
#23 - ainise (12/21/2014) [-]
I'm 6'1 and overweight and I can easily touch my foot to my forehead. It's a question of flexibility.
#19 - trustust (12/21/2014) [-]
6'1 and I can, I just choose not to
#18 - anonymous (12/21/2014) [-]
im 6'2 and i can do it.
#221 - Thinks facts are trolling. Good job. Flaunt that Middle Easter… 12/20/2014 on FJ Member Trolling Styles 0
#213 - Yep if you **** with the numbers you can make any… 12/20/2014 on FJ Member Trolling Styles 0
#212 - Are you seriously implying that government debt has any relati…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2014 on FJ Member Trolling Styles 0
User avatar #215 - cdmin (12/20/2014) [-]
0/10 weak bait. better learn how to troll
User avatar #221 - damping (12/20/2014) [-]
Thinks facts are trolling. Good job. Flaunt that Middle Eastern euro eduaction.
#38 - Oh wow a Europoor who blames everything on the Jews, such a mo…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2014 on Equal +3
User avatar #44 - darkmagicmge (12/20/2014) [-]
Why is sonic such a dick
#40 - anonymous (12/20/2014) [-]
they're your problem now
#198 - That is because you don't know any better.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2014 on FJ Member Trolling Styles 0
User avatar #202 - captainprincess (12/20/2014) [-]
sure it is
#35 - The real reason Europe doesn't like boobs  [+] (8 new replies) 12/20/2014 on Equal +15
#138 - guanyu (12/20/2014) [-]
#51 - anonymous (12/20/2014) [-]
you seem to like it a bit too much
#49 - anonymous (12/20/2014) [-]
you can not escape being amerifat (because your thighs will catch fire if you try)
#66 - anonymous (12/20/2014) [-]
duudegladiator and dorfdorfdorf are amerifats lol
#37 - anonymous (12/20/2014) [-]
oh wow an american who thinks being gay is an insult, such a mold breaker this guy he must be a good goy
#38 - damping (12/20/2014) [-]
Oh wow a Europoor who blames everything on the Jews, such a mold breaker this guy.
User avatar #44 - darkmagicmge (12/20/2014) [-]
Why is sonic such a dick
#40 - anonymous (12/20/2014) [-]
they're your problem now
#653 - Fleeing their country.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2014 on damping's profile 0
User avatar #654 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
well there is a saying

poms will live FOR their country but they wont live IN their country
#178 - 77% of Russians live in Europe. Must be a challenge …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2014 on FJ Member Trolling Styles 0
#210 - scyripian (12/20/2014) [-]
That wasn't what your last comment said. You implied that most of Russia was west of the Urals in terms of landmass, which it clearly isn't.

Also your GDP per capita stance is Headquartered in Washington D.C. Why else would it be so high.

Also taking into account inequalities, the US is 28th on HDI. Probably because it's a police state run by Jews and your soldiers dying for Israel, but we won't tell them that will we? Because of freedom right?

Fuck off
User avatar #213 - damping (12/20/2014) [-]
Yep if you fuck with the numbers you can make anything happen. In the US you can be rich or poor. In Europe everyone is just poor. I like how you take pride is supporting leaches of society at your own expense.

BTW I never said Russia was mostly West of the Urals. But the only important part of Russia is.

Way to discredit yourself talking about the Jews. Another European who has a life so pathetic that he has to blame someone for it. Like feminazis blaming men. Grow a pair.
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User avatar #656 - konradkurze (12/22/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Outlook good**
has damping trolled more europoors today
User avatar #655 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
ahhhhh gotta love the country that won WW2 and how they celebrate their victory every year

Victory Day in Moscow 2014 (Red Alert 3 Theme - Soviet March)
User avatar #644 - kibbleking (12/20/2014) [-]
I love your nationalistic pride. WOOOH USA USA USA
#645 to #644 - damping (12/20/2014) [-]
I will never let a Eurofag win.
User avatar #646 to #645 - kibbleking (12/20/2014) [-]
Those damn commies will cry, tell you hwat. I call them Europoors.
#648 to #647 - kibbleking (12/20/2014) [-]
You are an inspiration to us all.
User avatar #650 to #649 - kibbleking (12/20/2014) [-]
"hurr durr murica n ther oil le xddd"
**** them, gas prices went down over a dollar and a half where I live because of fracking. What are they, gay?
User avatar #652 to #651 - kibbleking (12/20/2014) [-]
Oh yeah that reminds me. Had some English couple behind me in Barnes & Noble behind me with their cockney-filled accents.
The **** are they doin in North-West Arkansas?
#653 to #652 - damping (12/20/2014) [-]
Fleeing their country.
User avatar #654 to #653 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
well there is a saying

poms will live FOR their country but they wont live IN their country
User avatar #628 - konradkurze (12/19/2014) [-]
hey Reagan
seen my oc?
User avatar #629 to #628 - damping (12/19/2014) [-]
Ronald Reagan was the worst President since WW2. And yes I did. I thumbed it up.
User avatar #630 to #629 - konradkurze (12/19/2014) [-]
worse than bush?
i knew reagan went senile at the end but he wasnt retarded when younger
#634 to #630 - damping (12/19/2014) [-]
Damn gifs. Who saves pictures in that format?
#635 to #634 - konradkurze (12/19/2014) [-]
pretty obvious who does   
   
too many retards on the net
pretty obvious who does

too many retards on the net
User avatar #636 to #635 - damping (12/19/2014) [-]
If any republican says they want to lower the debt, they are lying.
#637 to #636 - konradkurze (12/19/2014) [-]
i love using that newsroom clip to dig at things
User avatar #638 to #637 - damping (12/19/2014) [-]
Because poor redneck Americans are brainwashed into believing that high taxes and entitlements are bad even though it is proven that democrats are more educated and make more money. Southerns get more from taxes than Northerners do. They are the benefactors of it, but they are brainwashed not to like it.

Plus, supply side economics is the biggest joke of an economic system the world has ever seen. Never, ever has worked. But Republitards swear by it.
User avatar #639 to #638 - konradkurze (12/19/2014) [-]
usa needs a revolution to get rid of both parties and replace it with a new system that actually works
User avatar #640 to #639 - damping (12/19/2014) [-]
This does work. Every time a republican ***** everything up, we vote in a democrat. The Democrat gets blamed for the rough times, but by the end of term, he has gotten us out of **** and passed things like Universal Healthcare. Then the economy is up and running and morons start wanting things like lower taxes. So they cut taxes and increase spending instead of paying down the debt as one should in a boom.

If anything, we should make it a requirement to pass high school (and an economics and politics class) to vote. Boom 50% of Republicans gone.
User avatar #641 to #640 - konradkurze (12/19/2014) [-]
yeah then you'd be paving the way for liberatarians

generally the collection of stupid stoners who pick the party that waves around loosening up laws on weed
User avatar #642 to #641 - damping (12/19/2014) [-]
At least libertarians have an economic policy that works. They actually make cuts when they reduce taxes.
#643 to #642 - konradkurze (12/19/2014) [-]
Damping for president 2016

User avatar #627 - konradkurze (12/19/2014) [-]
i feel like making some OC involving you
#578 - konradkurze (12/18/2014) [-]
thanks Damping
User avatar #581 to #578 - damping (12/18/2014) [-]
And don't worry. It's not like you have committed the gravest sin. Liking Metal Music.
User avatar #585 to #581 - konradkurze (12/18/2014) [-]
what do you call real music then
User avatar #619 to #585 - damping (12/18/2014) [-]
No one likes the Star Spangled Banner. Just type "changing the national Anthem" in google.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgvkpNjDmg4

Way better.
User avatar #620 to #619 - konradkurze (12/18/2014) [-]
ahhhh the patriotism......

gotta say ***** wrong when americans want to change stuff they grew up with
User avatar #621 to #620 - damping (12/18/2014) [-]
So you are saying things shouldn't be improved?
User avatar #622 to #621 - konradkurze (12/18/2014) [-]
no im saying "holy **** , americans actually want to change?"

kinda ruins the "we're america, we're the ******* best" image
User avatar #623 to #622 - damping (12/18/2014) [-]
Being the best doesn't mean you can't improve. Lebron is the best, doesn't mean he doesn't work to get better everyday.
User avatar #624 to #623 - konradkurze (12/18/2014) [-]
yeah but after so long of americans acting like where they are and what they have is the best no matter what...that now americans are actually saying they dont like their own anthem anymore?

User avatar #625 to #624 - damping (12/18/2014) [-]
Anthem was never catchy. It really doesn't garner that much patriotism. Now our flag, and the Bald Eagle? Those are great symbols.
User avatar #602 to #596 - konradkurze (12/18/2014) [-]
rap = fail

you want real gangsta...check out the MAN himself

Ice-T - Ricochet - 1991
User avatar #603 to #602 - damping (12/18/2014) [-]
Ice-T? I don't want to watch SVU. I just linked you to Bigge's last ever recorded song before he was shot.
User avatar #605 to #603 - konradkurze (12/18/2014) [-]
ive seen some of biggies music....overrated

User avatar #607 to #606 - konradkurze (12/18/2014) [-]
mind if i wipe my ass and rubs **** in my ears..thats pretty much all im hearing from those links

pick real music kid

anyway im off to work before your bad rap music gives me brain cancer
User avatar #609 to #607 - damping (12/18/2014) [-]
Those first 2 were a joke. Come on dude. It's Marky Mark (aka Mark Walberg)
User avatar #611 to #609 - konradkurze (12/18/2014) [-]
most rap is earbleed to me

User avatar #588 to #585 - damping (12/18/2014) [-]
80s rock.
House Music
EDM

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RS_ux2H473I What I am listening to right now.

What you should be listening to
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeBYIElpEPo
User avatar #598 to #588 - konradkurze (12/18/2014) [-]
80s
implying older metal wasnt also good

need to edit your statement to say listening to modern metal is the gravest sin
User avatar #580 to #578 - damping (12/18/2014) [-]
Like Europe doesn't eat it up like Honey Boo-Boo mom eats a large fries at McDonalds.
#584 to #580 - konradkurze (12/18/2014) [-]
* waits till the last minute when europe in in deep **** in ww2
* jumps in at the last minute to save the day and make its allies dependant on it for rebuilding
* plays pied piper 'come hither to american culture"
* 2 generations of programming, then claims europeans wanted it

User avatar #586 to #584 - damping (12/18/2014) [-]
>Last Minute
>6 months after USSR

I expected better of you.
User avatar #587 to #586 - konradkurze (12/18/2014) [-]
im sorry.....you hit europe come 1944 didnt you

plus lets see...soviets did more work yet usa cries "we won ww2"
User avatar #590 to #587 - damping (12/18/2014) [-]
90% of Russian equipment was from the US. Wars are won with money. Russians were very good at dying though. How impressive.
User avatar #592 to #590 - konradkurze (12/18/2014) [-]
so in other words you admit usa funded the russian victory

still soviet win

User avatar #593 to #592 - damping (12/18/2014) [-]
Allied Win actually. Which the US was a part of.
User avatar #595 to #593 - konradkurze (12/18/2014) [-]
im sorry whose flag was on top of the reichstag
User avatar #599 to #595 - damping (12/18/2014) [-]
And all the scientists and rocket equipment. Hahaha were those Ruskies pissed.
User avatar #600 to #599 - konradkurze (12/18/2014) [-]
ahhhh america
where would you be if you didnt loot and pillage everything you want

who was first to space
RUSSIA
first one to land a spacecraft on moon
RUSSIA

first man on moon....yeah usa but still russia for 2 points to your 1
User avatar #601 to #600 - damping (12/18/2014) [-]
Cool because hitting the moon with a missile is anywhere close to as hard as creating a rocket that lands and takes back off.
User avatar #604 to #601 - konradkurze (12/18/2014) [-]
someone jelly

after russia beat usa twice.....usa got into a "lets hurry this **** up' theme and got men onto the moon just to finally have something to rub in russias face and save public image for the ameircan people

after that russia decided "well **** it....they did it lets try soothing else"
User avatar #608 to #604 - damping (12/18/2014) [-]
US didn't enter the space race until sputnik was launched. We didn't care about ICBM because we had Flying Fortresses while USSR had no such thing. Once we saw them do that we were amazed, and **** got real. We started behind.

And Russia had a lot more firsts than 2. You should go the the Cosmodome in Kansas. Gives a great account of the entire thing. All I know is the USSR's anthem is scary **** .
User avatar #610 to #608 - konradkurze (12/18/2014) [-]
ummmmm

whose national anthem talks about rockets and bombs bursting, and the enemies blood washing away their pollution

wait thats the AMERICAN anthem
User avatar #612 to #610 - damping (12/18/2014) [-]
The melody doesn't sound evil like the commies though.
User avatar #613 to #612 - konradkurze (12/18/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Don't count on it**
is damping pure evil
User avatar #614 to #613 - damping (12/18/2014) [-]
Everyone knows America is the good guys.

Tell me this doesn't National Anthem of USSR sound ominous,.
#615 to #614 - konradkurze (12/18/2014) [-]
how drugged up are you to be that paranoid dude   
   
plus i say the usa anthem is creepier given its the one most commonly said to hold subliminal messages to program people to obey government
how drugged up are you to be that paranoid dude

plus i say the usa anthem is creepier given its the one most commonly said to hold subliminal messages to program people to obey government
User avatar #616 to #615 - damping (12/18/2014) [-]
The US anthem sucks. You never hear it except at sporting events. If only our America the Beautiful. Way better song.
#618 to #616 - konradkurze (12/18/2014) [-]
damn
all this time i thought you were a flag waver who trolls everyone who dislikes usa....i think this is the first time ive seen you admit you DONT like something usa
User avatar #617 to #616 - damping (12/18/2014) [-]
"If only our anthem was America the Beautiful"

I'll try again.
User avatar #597 to #595 - damping (12/18/2014) [-]
I'm sorry who got the rich part of Germany and all of Italy?
User avatar #570 - konradkurze (12/18/2014) [-]
face it damping....americas humor is dropping more and more to drugs, sexual references and crudeness
User avatar #572 to #570 - damping (12/18/2014) [-]
Along with that Wayne Brady skit, this is my favorite Chappelle show.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydk8nxSgnB4

Watch and Enjoy.
User avatar #571 to #570 - damping (12/18/2014) [-]
Exactly what are you basing that off of?
#573 to #571 - konradkurze (12/18/2014) [-]
well **** like beavis and butthead....jackass....wildboys.....squidbillies.....jersey shore....the anna nicole show.....
movies like half baked....pineapple express.....and more

watch some of chapelle's stand up...see the drug humor......see rap singers like lil wayne have ********* of fans......

stupid **** is pretty popular in usa
hell arent there some stand-up comedians in usa that are actually popular even though some of their lines are sex/drug references or fart jokes
User avatar #574 to #573 - damping (12/18/2014) [-]
Beavis and Butthead has been canceled. Squidbillies plays at Midnight on Weekdays on Cartoon Network. We have literally 1000 channels and that is the best time slot it could get. Don't know what wildboys is. Jersey Shore isn't a comedy. Don't know what or who Anna Nicole is.

Seems like you don't like Seth Rogan/ James Franco. Half Baked was a super low budget movie made in 1999.

Seems like you have taken 5 examples out of the last 15 years.
User avatar #575 to #574 - konradkurze (12/18/2014) [-]
bit behind in movies.....dont watch that many
well lets say cabin in the woods....the last minute hero of it all was the stoner who was so stoned he didnt even know what a wolf was
User avatar #576 to #575 - damping (12/18/2014) [-]
Dude you are just listing off cheap low budget movies that made like $10 box office.

Or as I call them straight to Comedy Central movies.
User avatar #577 to #576 - konradkurze (12/18/2014) [-]
well im not at home so i dont have my list of movies here.....right now all i can think of is how **** the bay transformers movies were...and how i cant bring myself to watch his ninja turtles movie

the total recall movie remake was a fail....and dreading seeing robocop remade
User avatar #579 to #577 - damping (12/18/2014) [-]
Obviously movies are going to fail. That is called capitalism. If a really bad movie makes tons of money, that is when you should be worrying. Unless it is so bad it is good. Like the Room.
User avatar #582 to #579 - konradkurze (12/18/2014) [-]
not always about movies so bad theyre good...but also movies made specifically to attract faliures

like look at how that pile of **** 8-Mile made what....over 51 million with Feminem "huuur imma rap singer"
User avatar #583 to #582 - damping (12/18/2014) [-]
8-mile is really good. It won an Oscar for a reason.
User avatar #589 to #583 - konradkurze (12/18/2014) [-]
i watched it...found it **** .....
god dammit usa....why do you like **** bad enough to be modern art
User avatar #591 to #589 - damping (12/18/2014) [-]
It won an Oscar for the song Lose Yourself.
User avatar #594 to #591 - konradkurze (12/18/2014) [-]
so many songs out there about people crying "i had a hard life" and feminem won an oscar for his
jesus christ
User avatar #567 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
hey bro
wanna help me troll a troll?
User avatar #568 to #567 - damping (12/17/2014) [-]
Who?
User avatar #569 to #568 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
Wal hor
(remove the space)
thumb down all his comments....he gets uppity when people do that
User avatar #566 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Without a doubt**
will Damping get drunk on new years eve and wake up with a random girl on january 1st
User avatar #552 - konradkurze (12/16/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Very doubtful**
is damping a badass
User avatar #553 to #552 - damping (12/16/2014) [-]
**damping used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**damping rolls Cannot predict now**

Do Jews want to rule the world?
User avatar #556 to #553 - konradkurze (12/16/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Signs point to yes**

can damping make syrianassassin butthurt over jews
User avatar #558 to #556 - damping (12/16/2014) [-]
**damping used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**damping rolls Outlook good**

Is konradkurze a closet Jew?
User avatar #559 to #558 - konradkurze (12/16/2014) [-]
hey now
ill never put my torpedo in the pencil sharpener
User avatar #560 to #559 - damping (12/16/2014) [-]
Why would anyone want an un-sharpened pencil?
User avatar #561 to #560 - konradkurze (12/16/2014) [-]
because the gods made me this way

and cutting off part of your body as initiation to something makes it a satanic cult
User avatar #562 to #561 - damping (12/16/2014) [-]
But Muh Arc of the Covenant.
User avatar #563 to #562 - konradkurze (12/16/2014) [-]
implying a story 3500 years old and translated through different languages kept the story straight

dem jews be satanic
User avatar #564 to #563 - damping (12/16/2014) [-]
I'm fairly sure the part about cutting off the foreskin was kept pretty straight since they have done it to every generation for those 3500 years.
User avatar #565 to #564 - konradkurze (12/16/2014) [-]
doing it is straightforward...WHY they do it is another matter

"hey a fictional character told me to mutilate my body....thats legit right.....why are you people looking at me funny....i aint crazy"
User avatar #554 to #553 - damping (12/16/2014) [-]
**damping used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**damping rolls Very doubtful**
User avatar #555 to #554 - damping (12/16/2014) [-]
I knew it.
User avatar #557 to #555 - konradkurze (12/16/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls You may rely on it**
will Damping become the new world ruler
#536 - konradkurze (12/15/2014) [-]
Damping
you never told me you were into Warhammer
User avatar #537 to #536 - damping (12/15/2014) [-]
I only played one MMO and it was World of Warcraft.
User avatar #538 to #537 - konradkurze (12/15/2014) [-]
*prods your belly* youre too thin to be a WoW nerd
User avatar #540 to #538 - damping (12/15/2014) [-]
Now it is all strategy games, at least on PC. EUIV, Civ 4 (with mods) and Empire: Total War.

On Xbox its all Halo, GTA, Bethesda games, and sports games (NCAA, FIFA, NBA).
#541 to #540 - konradkurze (12/15/2014) [-]
bethesda games on console
User avatar #542 to #541 - damping (12/15/2014) [-]
All day. Mods ruin them. And I'll be damned if I play fallout with a ******* mouse.
#543 to #542 - konradkurze (12/15/2014) [-]
"hey the pinpoint accuracy of a mouse sucks, lets **** around moving a crosshair using toggles with my thumbs"
User avatar #544 to #543 - damping (12/15/2014) [-]
Exactly. What's the point of even using VATS if you got pinpoint accuracy?
User avatar #545 to #544 - konradkurze (12/15/2014) [-]
because that kinda defeats sniping if you have to get close enough for vats to work

"hey i see some deathclaws / supermutants...lets move ******* closer to them"

plus for oblivion....much easier to look around with a mouse

*incoming damping nerd rage "ermagerd play it harder with a worse control system"*
User avatar #546 to #545 - damping (12/15/2014) [-]
What do mean "easier to look around". Just up your sensitivity.

VATS works plenty far away to snipe especially if you have stealth and perception like any self respecting sniper would. Playing with a mouse ruins the immersion for me. All it is is clicking one button over and over. No adjustment need for aiming. Plus I guarantee you use the console a lot. "Oh its OK if I kill this character to take his hat, I can just make him respawn." Ruins all the tough choices.
User avatar #547 to #546 - konradkurze (12/15/2014) [-]
i never use console.....

plus ive played using controllers....annoying bitch to aim in other games where you dont have VATS to help you
i got into FPS back in the days of original halflife.....then onto CS, Battlefield, CoD, and MoH

**** fiddling around with toggles trying to aim and hopefully fire before you get shot...i want accuracy in 1-2 seconds
plus the joy of driving vehicles / flying planes in FP unlike your GAYLO 3rd person
User avatar #548 to #547 - damping (12/15/2014) [-]
FP sucks. Call of Duty especially on PC is just 100% reflexes. Controller add more skill into it, as do shields in Halo. It mean someone just can't get lucky. They actually have to beat me. But I guess if you like game where people just camp, that is your choice.

In real life you don't have pinpoint accuracy. You are bound to miss some shots. Controllers actually simulate that. In Call of Dooty, first one to shoot wins. Especially considering a shot in the foot does as much damage as anywhere else.
User avatar #549 to #548 - konradkurze (12/15/2014) [-]
* likes immersion
* says first person sucks

wut

plus not everything is pinpoint accuracy....just mouse allows you fine movements while controller is more stiff like a robot

though for realism...best game was a PC game called hidden and dangerous 2, had location damage
was running through a village, some enemy fired a hip shot at me and hit my right hand....dropped my rifle....went to grab it but couldnt pick it up...hands ****** ....had to try fighting using a pistol left handed....theres immersion
User avatar #550 to #549 - damping (12/15/2014) [-]
Some things are better in 3rd person. Like racing games. And all vehicles. until they perfect the rear view mirror and actually being able to turn ones head, 3rd person will be superior. Unlike what first person is now, which is just the front ******* windshield.
User avatar #551 to #550 - konradkurze (12/15/2014) [-]
racing games yeah....battle games no
i prefer the immersion of being in the tanks and having to keep my wits about me and only use 3rd person as a 2 second check if i suspect theres some enemy trying to run around me where the tanks view wont show

and planes are best when in FP.....

and hell as for turning your head while driving.....sucks to be you when theyve had that in every BF game since 1942...and hell in an OLD game called interstate 82 you werre even able to shoot a pistol out of the window to shoot other drivers as you passed them
User avatar #539 to #538 - damping (12/15/2014) [-]
I used to play it. Not anymore. A good number of my football team played it. After WotLK I stopped playing.
#498 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
btw damping
#347 - syrianassassin ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
konradkurze is a fag

he deleted that comment
User avatar #400 to #347 - damping (12/13/2014) [-]
Starting new thread. ***** , the word of God was always the word of Humans. They have found parts of the Bible that the Roman emperor purposely took out, like the part of Mary Madgeline being an apostle, and being Jesus lover.

Also the US's influence will never die. 3rd most populous country, 4 biggest in land.
User avatar #412 to #400 - syrianassassin ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
1- this is why the quran is sent to mankind. to tell them stope reading that fabrication.

2- i always said, power is not what bring
User avatar #416 to #412 - damping (12/13/2014) [-]
Muhammad did a pretty poor job of spreading Islam considering Christianity is bigger.
User avatar #420 to #416 - syrianassassin ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
and you think we used power to spread?

power is nothing but a tool. but there is something special that determine victory

you might now be the most powerful commander in the world then suddenly an earthquake hit your army and you will be in the lowest of low.
User avatar #421 to #420 - damping (12/13/2014) [-]
OK. But I think we have seen that relying on God to win battles hasn't really been working for the Muslims.
User avatar #429 to #421 - syrianassassin ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
because we are not doing what we are supposed to do. we went out from the road and now we are ****** .

the only way is to unite.

im not sunni or shia, im non denominational/quranic muslim
User avatar #414 to #412 - syrianassassin ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
bring victory*
User avatar #349 to #347 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
the **** achmed....im just tidying up my profile

User avatar #378 to #349 - syrianassassin ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
let me excite this thread

turtletroll bring your cock here and argue
User avatar #384 to #378 - turtletroll (12/13/2014) [-]
Mr Big Dick reporting in

Konradkurze is a massive fag

Praise Allahu Snackbar
#387 to #384 - syrianassassin ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
now we jihad against damping
#395 to #387 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
dampings face when
#418 to #410 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
Russia: We turn deserts into cities
USA: they turn cities into deserts
#424 to #418 - syrianassassin ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
russians expanded its lands by farms, builders and soldiers.
americans expanded by nukes, air bombs and imperialism.
User avatar #427 to #424 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
AMERICA:
A Most Evil Regime of Insane Corrupt Assholes
#431 to #427 - syrianassassin ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
we put them all in one camp and do shot them in the head.

or force feed them salad
User avatar #444 to #431 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
and lets make arabs eat pork

User avatar #445 to #444 - syrianassassin ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
ew no behead yourself for saying that

now i go to sleep good night
#447 to #445 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
come on achmed

know the taste of some PORK CHOPS
User avatar #388 to #387 - damping (12/13/2014) [-]
Crusade>>>>>>>>Jihad
#448 to #388 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
damping
we must make syrianassassin eat some good old ************* PORKCHOPS

#390 to #388 - syrianassassin ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
8 times crusade was kicked in the asshole by us.   
   
good luck for killing people in the name of jesus.
8 times crusade was kicked in the asshole by us.

good luck for killing people in the name of jesus.

User avatar #392 to #390 - turtletroll (12/13/2014) [-]
What about the Crusade for spain

kek
User avatar #394 to #392 - syrianassassin ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
we leave spain busy breeding with moor blood now.

now we take middle jewrope and make it gommunism
User avatar #399 to #394 - turtletroll (12/13/2014) [-]
Thats a good one

You couldnt take Israel and still cant
User avatar #403 to #399 - syrianassassin ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
>we unite
>be one country
>israel is now baby in our land
>gas it whole
User avatar #405 to #403 - turtletroll (12/13/2014) [-]
>you all unite
>declare war on israel
>pls goyim remember the 6gotrillian
>white guilt forces europe and america to help
>middle east is now a parking lot for israel
User avatar #407 to #405 - syrianassassin ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
nah jewrope and amerikkunts will be busy dealing with gay and christian jewish army.

User avatar #408 to #407 - turtletroll (12/13/2014) [-]
I dont get it

America helped Israel wipe you lot with no effort

If you all joined to take it over they would offer troops and funding
User avatar #409 to #408 - syrianassassin ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
actually if america is dragged to this in public it will cause a public outcry in every edge of the world and the world was III will be declared from supporters and opposes. thus will create something i really hope to start now
User avatar #411 to #409 - turtletroll (12/13/2014) [-]
The way America sees it is that Israel is now it's own state and a good friend of America.

They have helped them time and time again. There will be no outcry I can tell you.

Only the muslim world would take a stand but if they are all united then they already have
User avatar #413 to #411 - syrianassassin ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
trust me it will be worldwide public outcry. and will create total choas.

hope this happen.
User avatar #441 to #413 - turtletroll (12/13/2014) [-]
And what element is that?

Because the Americans can bring victory like a lightning from a cloudless sky.

It's called an Apache Helicopter
User avatar #443 to #441 - syrianassassin ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
tommrow we will complete this *********

12.17 AM now and i must go bath for work.

good night
User avatar #446 to #443 - turtletroll (12/13/2014) [-]
TELL ME YOUR SECRET WEAPON FAG
User avatar #417 to #413 - turtletroll (12/13/2014) [-]
Youre saying that from a muslim standpoint

The west already doesn't care enough about the east to do anything. But the jews could easily make us go in.

The Americans in general are divided on the Israel issue. And it would be spun as "Muslim extremists invade Israel". America would most DEFINITELY provide support.

Honestly here in England people really don't care but the politicians do. We don't care enough to stop them offering support
#426 to #417 - syrianassassin ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
we dont amerika to support in war

we want them to directly in our land for war.

in here everything start
User avatar #434 to #426 - damping (12/13/2014) [-]
Dude exactly what countries would support the United Islamic State against the US and Israel? Certainly not East Asia or India. Certainly not Europe. Maybe Russia (but I doubt it considering what ISIS is doing to them). SO are you banking on Africa and South America or something?
#439 to #434 - syrianassassin ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
secret is secret.
secret is secret.
User avatar #433 to #426 - turtletroll (12/13/2014) [-]
Even the Soviet Union was scared of just America.

Now Imagine it with Britain and Germany

And the Soviets had more power then you would
User avatar #435 to #433 - syrianassassin ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
and this is why i said it for hundred times

POWER is not what bring victory. there is an element that can bring victory like a lightning from the cloudless sky.
User avatar #430 to #426 - turtletroll (12/13/2014) [-]
They've been on your land for a while now.

Hell Israel could defend Israel. And with Americas support? they wouldn't have to go into your lands.

After all if you can't take one minor nation what is the point of uniting?
User avatar #432 to #430 - syrianassassin ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
we can and we did that and it will work.

but how i dont know. how can we unite all those country in one piece?

the soviet union and old caliphate are great example for this. but still it need allot of thinking
User avatar #355 to #349 - damping (12/13/2014) [-]
I really pissed of schnizel the other day. He got offended when I said people who blame Da Joos for everything are exactly the same as feminazis who blame men for everything. It also applies to yu and syrianassassin
User avatar #502 to #500 - damping (12/14/2014) [-]
I actually don't have a problem with that picture at all. I actually know that that is true. Jews were the bankers, because Catholicism banned the lending of money for interest. Obviously this created distrust. But that is no reason to hate Jews today. Rich people who are not Jewish do the same things.
User avatar #503 to #502 - schnizel (12/14/2014) [-]
They're jewing, but there is no jewing like jewish jewing.
User avatar #504 to #503 - damping (12/14/2014) [-]
Haha. Like I have told you before, the holocaust effectively killed most of the normal Jews off and now you are left with the most powerful and rich ones. Jews in general were already rich, and now the ones that survived were the cream de la creme. And remember it is a lot easier to make money when you already have money.
User avatar #505 to #504 - schnizel (12/14/2014) [-]
Gib shekels goy.
But they are the smartest people on the planet after all. Every member of an ethnicity carries with him a stereotype or two. I carry in me the desire to always pay for lunch when I go out with my friends. Protip: Your social status makes you a Paša.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKbFLXWrhus
User avatar #507 to #505 - damping (12/14/2014) [-]
They are very smart, as are Asians. I'm sure you think it is a genetic thing, but it is not. Just like blacks are not actually genetically predisposed to have lower IQs. It's a cultural thing. Jewish and Asian parents value education more and blacks value education less. IQ is actually very heavily influenced by education and is a flawed measurement of pure intellect based on that fact.
User avatar #510 to #507 - schnizel (12/14/2014) [-]
I wouldn't bet on it. The traits of people are genetic, and the IQ is passed down from your parents so yeah. A people who made structures like mud-huts would be in general worse than those who made civilizations.
User avatar #515 to #510 - damping (12/14/2014) [-]
Also, Mali Songhai and Timbuktu were all great civilizations. Same with Kilwa, Ethiopia, and the Somalian traders. They were all about as advanced as the Indian civilizations of their time. Remember that the Europeans couldn't take over Africa until the late 19th century.

Most people in Africa don't live in Mud Huts btw. The Bushmen do, but they are hunter gatherers.
User avatar #516 to #515 - schnizel (12/14/2014) [-]
****** please, Timbuktu was founded by berbers and all ******* had was slaves. Their entire "civilizations" which was held by one king ****** with his eunuch or mercenary army against whole bands of either dumb or dumber plebs. They had no important figures, no written language until they got enriched by arabs , no important events nor inventions. The Indians were magnificent compared to them. I know, but when we did, we did.
I know, they are either under the control of the Chinese or Arabs now.
User avatar #519 to #516 - damping (12/14/2014) [-]
Uhh Swahili (Kilwa) and Ethiopian (Ethiopia) both had their own written languages. And as far as I am concerned Berbers are black.

Mali was founded after Islam reached there, so that is irreverent. One of their great achievements.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sankore_Madrasah
#522 to #519 - schnizel (12/14/2014) [-]
>Berbers are black
>Habib, Ahmed we KFC now
As I said, enriched.
And yeah, over 90% of all important scripts were in Arabic.
#526 to #522 - damping (12/14/2014) [-]
This guy is also Berber.
#527 to #526 - schnizel (12/14/2014) [-]
IDK ****** , but Berbers are Caucasian. The children of African mercenaries brought by the Moors are not.
But this man is British, I mean, he is born in London.....
User avatar #529 to #527 - damping (12/14/2014) [-]
I agree that he is British actually, but I define things by citizenship.
User avatar #531 to #529 - schnizel (12/14/2014) [-]
I define them by genes, and I would rather have pigs fly than to call a ****** Bosnian just because he has our citizenship.
Damn you Napoleon!
User avatar #525 to #522 - damping (12/14/2014) [-]
In Arabic doesn't mean **** . England doesn't get to claim the US's achievements because we use their language.

The University of Sankore was one of the Meccas lol of Muslim scholarly learning in the world.
User avatar #528 to #525 - schnizel (12/14/2014) [-]
Well, Arabs did rule over them, which was their most valuable point in history. But most of the things there in Arabic are translations of Persian, Greek or Latin works.
******* muzzies, they didn't even believe in natural law nor in cause and effect.
User avatar #530 to #528 - damping (12/14/2014) [-]
Mansa Musa was not Arabic.
User avatar #532 to #530 - schnizel (12/14/2014) [-]
Not even a bastard of an arab who raped a ****** woman?
User avatar #512 to #510 - damping (12/14/2014) [-]
I disagree. Neil Degrasse Tyson. I am aware that an exception does not make a rule. But have you noticed that black children with white parents, or one white parent (like Obama or Neil), do very well in school. There are many of them at my college. Of course ******* would make fun of them and saying "they acting like whitey" and saying they are Uncle Toms. That is the true problems with black people. They drag themselves down.

Also, the richer and more educated ones parents are, the more they value education. So a high IQ parent will support their child's education more than a low IQ (red low education) parent.
#514 to #512 - schnizel (12/14/2014) [-]
Black science man killed Pluto.
RIP in peace
User avatar #513 to #512 - schnizel (12/14/2014) [-]
1 drop rule, and yeah, white parents in general make good kids. It's nice that some work but all the rest are simply ********* . It's not worth it in the long run since their genes will always bring them down.
>Warrior genes google it
User avatar #517 to #513 - damping (12/14/2014) [-]
"The frequency distribution of variants of the MAO-A gene differs between ethnic groups.[18][19] 59% of Black men, 54% of Chinese men, 56% of Maori men, and 34% of Caucasian men carry the 3R allele. 5.5% of Black men, 0.1% of Caucasian men, and 0.00067% of Asian men carry the 2R allele.[6][18][19][20][21][22][23][24][25][26]"

According to you Asians are just as bad as well as 34% of whites.

The possibility that former slaves are genetically disposed to lower education is possible, as I am guessing high intelligence was not desirable. Black people are so good at sports because of slave breading. Only the strongest survived. But I still don;t believe IQ is genetic. There is no proof that it is. Einsteins parents were not particularly smart at all. Same with Newtons.
User avatar #518 to #517 - schnizel (12/14/2014) [-]
Well, you might now, but IQ is formed by the IDK how to say it in English tightness of neuron connection and the quantity of the connections. Apples don't fall far from their tree.
User avatar #520 to #518 - damping (12/14/2014) [-]
OK riddle me this. I am much smarter than my sister. We have the same parents. Why is this?
User avatar #521 to #520 - schnizel (12/14/2014) [-]
She's a woman.
HIGH FIVE!
User avatar #523 to #521 - damping (12/14/2014) [-]
LOL. My Mom was a CIO for a multi-billion dollar corporation and at one point made $350,000 a year. I don't think gender has anything to do with it.
User avatar #524 to #523 - schnizel (12/14/2014) [-]
High five.
Well, women are nerdy and good at remembering things, men are problem solvers in general. She might be good in shekels but I doubt that she would survive the things my father survived.
User avatar #533 to #524 - damping (12/14/2014) [-]
It amazes me that someone who lived through a genocide/ own father lived through a genocide, doesn't see that the Jews were just as much as a scapegoat as your own father.
#535 to #533 - schnizel (12/14/2014) [-]
***** I'm Aryan, fighting the impossible, breaking the unbreakable, row row fight the jews.
User avatar #534 to #533 - schnizel (12/14/2014) [-]
Jews earned everything they got in the war, it's not the what, but why. I'm not afraid of death nor torture, but the only thing I'm afraid is not having something to die for.
They brought degeneracy, communism and jewing to the country. They almost win their revolution and they have the nerve to demand from the German government to grant jews leadership over Germany and they even ******* got all allies to boycott German goods and stop shipping goods into Germany.
User avatar #506 to #505 - damping (12/14/2014) [-]
You claim I am a kebab? As an American they only stereotype I find myself carrying is I am very competitive. Hence why I don not support socialism. I am also very cheap when it comes to everything but food. But that is how one becomes rich.
User avatar #508 to #506 - schnizel (12/14/2014) [-]
Goy means non-jew. So pretty much 99% of the population.
Well, money is only means to an end for me.
User avatar #509 to #508 - damping (12/14/2014) [-]
Nah I mean "pasha". That was a kebab high ranking official correct?
User avatar #511 to #509 - schnizel (12/14/2014) [-]
Yes.
#361 to #355 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
well i dont know if syrian hates the jews since he admitted hes actually part israeli and part palestinian......i think hes just ******* with us

i dont blame them for everything, jews, ******* and americans are each to blame

< as for schnizel...you might remember i already pointed that problem out in my OC
#351 to #349 - syrianassassin ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
because of this

im going to invade your motherland.

and make it my fatherland
#353 to #351 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
jokes on you
i dont even have a home country anymore

east germany died a long time ago

#357 to #353 - syrianassassin ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
dont cry gommie friend.

if motherland is not exist in physical world. it exist in our hearts. all we need to do is kill some capitalist pigs to restore it
#368 to #357 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
KRASNOGVARDIECH

get your butt over here
do you agree with the land split Syrian and i are working out
User avatar #457 to #368 - krasnogvardiech (12/14/2014) [-]
**** yes gimme.

damping syrianassassin kebabs stay out. Orthodoxy up in this bitch.
#458 to #457 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
DAMPING ONLY GETS A SMALL PIECE

rest goes to better owners

alaska goes BACK to russia
#460 to #458 - damping (12/14/2014) [-]
>Southern States, Mexico, and Native Americans being better at anything

User avatar #463 to #460 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
hmmmm
which countries has mexico invaded....none
who have natives invaded....none
who did southerners go to war with...just the north

User avatar #464 to #463 - damping (12/14/2014) [-]
Mexico invaded the US. It's called the US-Mexico war.

Natives are not one group. I know you Eurofags have trouble with this but they were not one nation, and many of the invaded each other, and they invaded many countries including the US and Canada. Here is an example. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tecumseh

Obviously Southerners have just gone to war with the North. It was the only chance they had. And in case you didn't know like 75% of the US army is from the South.
#465 to #464 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
oh i know they arent 'one nation' because they didnt give that much of a **** about political territory as europeans did marking out counties and states
and how can they invade usa when it was their land to begin with

mexicans also had claims on the land till europeans pushed them back and marked the border, the 'mexicans' invading was them wanting stolen land back

.....and now comes the part where Damping preaches "ZOMG AMERICAN MANIFEST DESTINY"
User avatar #466 to #465 - damping (12/14/2014) [-]
The Mexican American war was a result of Texas declaring independence, then beating Mexico, and then a few years later they joined the US. After they joined the US, Mexico declared war to try to take Texas back. So Mexico invaded the US. Pretty clear cut.

Tecumseh lived in Indiana. But he invaded all the way to Ohio. That was not his tribes land, and was never his tribes land. You still seem to be making the assumption that all Native Americans are the same.
User avatar #467 to #466 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
theyre all still one race, with ethnic differences based on location of course...but still one race
their people still have historic claim to the land
#469 to #467 - damping (12/14/2014) [-]
Logic'd

Got ya.

Picture related. It is what happens when the US dominates the world.
User avatar #472 to #469 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
yeah because war has changed from infantry rushes to arms battles

bad comparison there Dampina

in the 40's it was all about tons of men running forwards hoping they reached the enemy before they ran out of men...nowadays its all about small units trying to outmanouvre each other while tanks aircraft and missiles do the work

plus the terror tactics usa uses of "surrender or we drone strike a building that may contain your wife and kids" that kinda does inspire alot of morale problems and lowers the will to fight/die
User avatar #473 to #472 - damping (12/14/2014) [-]
Regardless our world policing has effectively removed war. Not to mention our inventions known as the UN, G20, G8, NATO etc.
#475 to #473 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
* post WW1 France offers to start world police, usa says no
* post WW2 usa spearheads world police

* claims to remove war
* still invades other countries but just doesnt call them wars
User avatar #478 to #475 - damping (12/14/2014) [-]
UHH. The League of Nations was actually created by Woodrow Wilson. Congress decided not to join.

That stupid graphic of your which I have debunked dozens of times is absolutely retarded. It counts both he Cold War (not actually a war), and "The Indian American Wars" which isn't even a ******* thing. We were not at war continuously from 1775-1918. The Mexican American war went from 1846-1848 not 1836-1848. We didn't join WW1 until 1917. SO I just added it up and we have been at war for only 51 years. Nice try but you are making yourself look like an idiot with that graphic.

User avatar #496 to #478 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
*sonic boom facepalm*

American Indian Wars is the name used in the United States to describe the multiple conflicts between American settlers or the federal government and the native peoples of North America from the time of earliest colonial settlement until 1890. In some cases, wars resulted from conflicts and competition for resources between the European colonists and Native Americans.

the conflicts were intermittent but ongoing from actually 1622 to 1924.....so in fact 302 years of ongoing skirmishes before they got any kind of real peace

here the major ones for you
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_American_Indian_Wars
#497 to #496 - anonymous (12/14/2014) [-]
Ya just like because France had various wars between 500 AD and now we can say they have had 1500 of war straight. Shut up.
User avatar #492 to #478 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
youre trying to cover things up arent ya

again on that fact of "competition for resources" the american government did pursue military action of simple 'indian removal' aka allocating resources to kill or shift indians out of places the americans wanted

war isnt just all about guns blazing damping,,,youre thinkking too much like a texan
User avatar #494 to #492 - damping (12/14/2014) [-]
This is my last post. The US did have battles with the Natives like Wounded Knee. These fights lasted no more than a month however, and certainly should not be included in a range of 143 years just because there was a skirmish every once and a while.

User avatar #493 to #492 - damping (12/14/2014) [-]
Dude. Most Indians were relocated not killed. The US recorded the number of Indians they killed in skirmishes and it was only 80,000. The only ones that were killed by the military were the ones who fought. 80,000 over 143 years? There has been more murders in Detroit and Chicago in that last 20 years than that. I guess that means we are at war huh?
User avatar #486 to #478 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
im just gonna end up being your teach aint i

war of nerves
› a situation, often before a competition or battle, in which each opposing side attempts to frighten or discourage the other by making threats or by showing how strong it is

C2 any situation in which there is strong competition between opposing sides or a great fight against something harmful:
The past few months have witnessed a price war between leading supermarkets.
The government are to step up their attempt to wage war against/on drugs.

and somehow you did discount most of those wars so instead of 235 years of war you cut it to 50.....
User avatar #489 to #486 - damping (12/14/2014) [-]
You really are not getting it are you? In that graphic just by taking away the Native American Wars you take away 143 years of so called war. Just by taking away the cold war you take away 47 years. Of course not fully 142 or 47 as there were other wars during those times, but most of those years are gone when you remove those two bogus wars. Plus take away the 10 years they added to the Mexican American War, and the 3 extra years they added to WW1 and boom, only 51 years.

The Cold War is not a war. A war of nerves is an expression. There was no fighting, and therefore, no war. No war was declared. Literally nothing that fits the definition of a war. Especially how that graphic tries to spin it saying we were "at war." Fact is we weren't.

You are really trying to include supermarket wars? I guess that Target and Kmart are the most violent entities on Earth. This is embarrassing dude. Just stop.
#482 to #478 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
the cold war wasnt military action but more one of espionage..the government did allocate manpower and resources towards it...the sabotage of chernobyl power plant was one of americas victories against soviet expansion

plus let me see...youre discounting all those wars just because america wasnt in them all the way.....ignoring usa participation / supplying the side they supported

do tell about these then
User avatar #483 to #482 - damping (12/14/2014) [-]
>Philippines is included

>Was our colony that we never bombed

Kind of debunks the whole thing really. Using espionage and money to sabotage and over throw governments are not wars. Also a good deal of those bombings were requested by the respective governments. Sorry try again.

And what do you mean I am discounting all those wars? I discounted 2 of them. the Cold War and the completely made up American Indian wars. That alone brings down our total to 51 years just to show how stupid that graphic is.
User avatar #468 to #467 - damping (12/14/2014) [-]
OK, so with that logic you agree that the Jews do in fact deserve the land of Israel.

This is quite shocking to me that you agree with such a thing.
#470 to #468 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
Semite
noun
a member of any of various ancient and modern peoples originating in southwestern Asia, including the Akkadians,Assyrians, Canaanites, Phoenicians, Hebrews, and Arabs.

well duh
im not against the hebrews just the filthy zionists who think they own the world and space and run it from israel
plus theres the stupid issue of their people were just semites in the middle east for how many thousands of years before israel so why do they need a piece of land marked out for just themselves because of their religion
User avatar #471 to #470 - damping (12/14/2014) [-]
There were Celts in France and Germany before the Huns pushed the Germanic tribes into Western Europe. I guess all of Western Europe belongs to Ireland and Brittany. Its official.
#474 to #471 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
white people owned the land before asians pushed more white people into white peoples lands   
   
someones making logic their bitch
white people owned the land before asians pushed more white people into white peoples lands

someones making logic their bitch
User avatar #476 to #474 - damping (12/14/2014) [-]
See you are focusing far too much on race which does not have distinct cutoffs and in fact doesn't even exist. The fact of the matter is every single piece of land on Earth was conquered from someone else.
User avatar #501 to #476 - schnizel (12/14/2014) [-]
Damping, Aryan is a persian word and Hindu comes from the word Indus which is located in the Indus Valley where today Pakistan is. North Indians are mostly R1a Aryans while the south is Dravidian.
User avatar #495 to #476 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
seriously....aryan originated from IRAN (hence why we have so many iranians screaming "we're aryan" whenever they want to move to europe) just because indians adopted it doesnt mena they become it

the only reason indians have it is because some iranian people split off and migrated into india and indians used it as a nationalist term to describe indians indigenous to india
#490 to #476 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
well the REAL arabs, yeah they can fit in...in fact as evolution progressed the first humans came from the middle east and spread north and east, and mixed in wit hthe locals where they found them

hence how you can find arabs in the south whiter than say the greeks in the north.....or say one thing that pisses your buddy off...syrianassassin is possibly whiter than schnizel the bosniak

as for indians...by and large, no, they have to much of the migrating black tribes in them so much as there are a few indians who are lighter skined they are overall too black to be considered european / aryan
User avatar #499 to #490 - schnizel (12/14/2014) [-]
Konzy, you ****** , I'm whiter than snow.
User avatar #491 to #490 - damping (12/14/2014) [-]
LOL. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Did you just say Indians are not Aryan? LOL. They are the definition of Aryan! HAHAHA. This is too much. I'm sorry dude. I'm done with this conversation. Your lack of knowledge disturbs me.
#488 to #476 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
yeah works so well doesnt it

when someone photoshopped obama he looked like a post-british colonial indian

those of us who pay attention to biological traits pic up on quirks of someones ancestry

plus chenge the skin and hair on the nigerian?
he'd still have the think lips, and large ears/nose and puffy facial features of the blacks
#484 to #476 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
Damping Logic

if its anything to do with logic
User avatar #487 to #484 - damping (12/14/2014) [-]
The question is when does the difference between two ethnic groups become too great to the point that you say they are taking their land? Russians can take European land and it is ok, but what if Arabs took it? Would that be OK. Arabs are borderline white. What about Indians? They are Aryan after all.
User avatar #485 to #484 - damping (12/14/2014) [-]
Change the skin color and hair cut of that black man and there isn't a difference.
User avatar #480 to #476 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
dude...so youre trying to say the difference between i.e a blonde hair blue eye swede and a chimp from the depths of africa are about the same as said sparkly swede and a sandy blonde / green eyed austrian?

......Damping confirmed sjw
User avatar #481 to #480 - damping (12/14/2014) [-]
No, but I a saying the difference between a Nigerian and an Englishmen is no greater than the difference between a Russian and and an Englishmen.

All 3 are distinct Ethnic groups and don't look very much alike other than the slav and the Englishmen sharing a more similar skin color. But maybe the Englishmen and the Nigerian have the same color eyes (brown) but the Russian has green eyes, does that make the two closer related? Using your logic it would.
User avatar #477 to #476 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
here we go, SJW logic
"race is just a social construct"

"hey bill....know what....im tired of being white, im so totally gonna try being hispanic for a change"
"nice one dave...i guess ill try being asian...i mean,,race isnt real its just a social construct aint it"
User avatar #479 to #477 - damping (12/14/2014) [-]
It's an arbitrary division and could be done just as easily on hair or eye color.
User avatar #462 to #460 - krasnogvardiech (12/14/2014) [-]
My bad. The temptation to sell the AK was just too great.
User avatar #459 to #458 - krasnogvardiech (12/14/2014) [-]
But the real question is when are we going up to space?

Russian facilities and equipment host German scientists and chemicals, American astronauts and funding...

We can work together, no?
User avatar #371 to #368 - damping (12/13/2014) [-]
>No Lebensraum

>0/10 terrible German Empire.
User avatar #375 to #371 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
well thats the trick

ill do things LEGALLY and just buy land in russia and migrate west europeans in there to breed Kras's ruskis out

they may posses the land but we'll own it
#370 to #368 - syrianassassin ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
we eradicated capitalists pigs once.

we can do it again
User avatar #348 to #347 - damping (12/13/2014) [-]
LOL. I just gave him funnyjunk points. Who plays the item game?
#350 to #348 - syrianassassin ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
the jews
User avatar #352 to #350 - damping (12/13/2014) [-]
I don't understand the point. What do you win?
#356 to #352 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
what can i say
i like collecting one item
User avatar #359 to #356 - damping (12/13/2014) [-]
Quincy Adam is wrecking you. Like in all competitions, America always wins.
#363 to #359 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
aka america hoards more and refuses to share
User avatar #366 to #363 - damping (12/13/2014) [-]
That's called a winning strategy. We do it with oil too.
User avatar #374 to #372 - damping (12/13/2014) [-]
Worlds leading producer of oil now don't you know? When Yurop and China run out, we will still have plenty.
#393 to #374 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
only because the red bear is too lazy to drill in siberia or the urals

like you can literally fit usa/alaska into russia 3 times over and still have some room left .....imagine the **** under russia that when usa finally burns up everything....imagine how much of a goldmine russia will become

hell a couple years back a friend of mine showed me a pc game that was based on the what-if of usa bleeding the world dry and starting a war to seize the last remaining resources on the planet
User avatar #396 to #393 - damping (12/13/2014) [-]
Dude Siberia is a wasteland. The Sahara is bigger than the US too, doesn't mean it is valuable. They are not to lazy, they are too poor and stupid, like all Slavs.
#402 to #396 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
hue hue hue siberia is a wasteland because the movies show me the north part covered in snow

dude the south half is a beautiful place of mountains valleys forests and plains

damping needs to learn him a book
User avatar #406 to #402 - damping (12/13/2014) [-]
If it wasn't a wasteland, people would live there and they would develop the land.
#415 to #406 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
people do live there dude
yeah just more like modest villages but still

and the reason its not 'developed' the way you'd prefer is because its a bitch to transport goods the length of the USA contient from either side for trade, and after like 8 wars / conflicts in the last 100 years....russia's kinda bit lacking in living men to work on progress
User avatar #419 to #415 - damping (12/13/2014) [-]
Dude, you know that Map projection makes Russia look way bigger than it actually is. Russia is not even 2X as big as the US.
User avatar #422 to #419 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
idk i just googled map of the world and im seeing dozens of maps showing me the same scale, russia is much bigger than usa
User avatar #423 to #422 - damping (12/13/2014) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_and_dependencies_by_area

Dude, that is the most common map projection called the Mercator. The real Earth is a globe, so when you make it a square, the top and bottom are stretched.
User avatar #425 to #423 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
still comes down to a ******** of distance to cover just to develop the interior and still a ******** of undeveloped land with resources more than usa

plus on the note of undeveloped. do tell how much untouched land is in texas
ive seen a map of texas cities.....little pockets in the desert
User avatar #455 to #425 - damping (12/13/2014) [-]
Girls get to go to school now in Afghanistan. I think they are better off.
User avatar #456 to #455 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
yeah wont be long before theyre trained to dress like hookers
thanks usa...give some good then give some bad
User avatar #453 to #425 - damping (12/13/2014) [-]
Haha. Yes, because every country Russia has invaded are beacons of development. And the ones the US has invaded are utter **** holes.

Wait, that doesn't seem right.

Also until very recently, China and Russia hated each other.
User avatar #454 to #453 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
when russia took over ukraine they became a nation of industry...russia gives material...ukraine produces ****
even today....2 arab countries, was is kazakstan and another, melted their borders to merge with russia and benefit from the better system

yeah russia didnt treat some well but they didnt **** them over with depleted uranium and heroin like usas done to afghanistan
User avatar #451 to #425 - damping (12/13/2014) [-]
Nah, The forests of Europe are coming back, and the US still has tons of forests. Not to mentions the vast forests of Canada, Russia, Alaska etc.

The problem is with countries like China and Brazil who are developing and are totally destroying their own land and environment in a desperate attempt to catch up with the industrialized countries.
#452 to #451 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
china totally didnt learn from big brother russia

you dont turn good places into **** to develop...you took the **** places and made them good

User avatar #449 to #425 - damping (12/13/2014) [-]
I don't argue with the fact that the US eats way too much red meat which contributes massively to Global Warming. I wrote a research paper about it freshman year of college in fact. They are currently trying to genetically engineer a kangaroos digestive system into a cow as kangaroos produce no methane.

I might say that Brazil is actually worse than us though. They have nearly as much cattle as us, and they are cutting down the rain forest to make room for grazing.
User avatar #450 to #449 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
hell ive even seen 2 movies with a theme of americans and red meat

one was about an old guy who invested in the beef industry 50 years ago and ended up with like 100 million in stocks in his will to his grandson...

and another was about a guy whos family was going bankrupt till his dad whipped out his share certificate showing he bought ********* of stock in mcdonalds when they first opened up and now decades later theyre worth a *******

plus brazil isnt just doing the forest for cattle...but also farmland to grow the crops to make canola oil or something because thats worth alot too

seriously the way the worlds going soon emough the planet wont have forests itll just have farmland growing beef, milk, canola oil and maybe cocoa beans to supply chocolate which is in shortages lately
User avatar #438 to #425 - damping (12/13/2014) [-]
Also Cows produce way more methane than fracking ever could.
#442 to #438 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
and who breeds the most cattle
AW YEAH........
User avatar #437 to #425 - damping (12/13/2014) [-]
**** it. We can clean the water later.
User avatar #440 to #437 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
yeah that whole "man'ana man'ana (tomorrow tomorrow)" like the mexicans say

dont fix **** now, fix it later after its too late

damping confirmed a beaner
User avatar #428 to #425 - damping (12/13/2014) [-]
Texas is pretty developed. North and South Dakota, on the other hand, are currently being developed. Fracking baby. Gas is $2.50 a gallon in Indiana right now.
#436 to #428 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
[The environmental impacts of hydraulic fracturing are air emissions and climate change, high water consumption, water contamination, land use, risk of earthquakes, noise pollution, and health effects on humans. Air emissions are primarily methane that escapes from wells, along with industrial emissions from equipment used in the extraction process]

**** the planet, lets have cheap gas
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#354 to #352 - syrianassassin ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
online shekels.

here is konrad trying to get the points from us
User avatar #358 to #354 - damping (12/13/2014) [-]
Do you thank America everyday for saving your country Kuwait ?
#360 to #358 - syrianassassin ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
im not kuwaity, im syrian.

and im not a fan of the united cucklands of Terrorist ameriKKKunts.
User avatar #362 to #360 - damping (12/13/2014) [-]
But you live in Kuwait because Syria has not yet been saved by glorious America.
#364 to #362 - syrianassassin ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
>ameri-terrorism
>save

no thank you take your jew culture away
User avatar #365 to #364 - damping (12/13/2014) [-]
Literally dozens of rebel groups, and only one is a terrorist organization. I think we did pretty good.

Every country in the Middle East who is our ally is doing much better than the ones who are not.
#367 to #365 - syrianassassin ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
you are not the only one doing great too. and watch out for your best allies. great storm about to appear.
you are not the only one doing great too. and watch out for your best allies. great storm about to appear.
User avatar #369 to #367 - damping (12/13/2014) [-]
Exactly what allies would those be?
User avatar #373 to #369 - syrianassassin ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
something about lightning strike appearing from the cloudless skies
User avatar #376 to #373 - damping (12/13/2014) [-]
So the Aliens? Or Allah?
#377 to #376 - syrianassassin ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
it wont be a secret if i said.

you gotta wait capitalists.
User avatar #379 to #377 - damping (12/13/2014) [-]
I think we will be fine. The world doesn't even know the military technology we have kept secret. Do you really think we would use our best technology on killing sand monkeys?
User avatar #380 to #379 - syrianassassin ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
power is not what bring victory.
User avatar #381 to #380 - damping (12/13/2014) [-]
So it is Allah. Well good thing Allah likes Christians better.
#382 to #381 - syrianassassin ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
&gt;implying.   
   
since christians cant figure out which is the word of allah with those 100+ version of the bible and every book says something different than other.   
   
   
bring a catholic and protestant together and watch an amazing 						*********					.
>implying.

since christians cant figure out which is the word of allah with those 100+ version of the bible and every book says something different than other.


bring a catholic and protestant together and watch an amazing ********* .
User avatar #398 to #382 - bible (12/13/2014) [-]
Ain't it, though? You'd think people would get the just and well, be kind to each other (Turns out, not being a dick is better than being one), but no, we get people protesting funerals.

I've no idea how they translated THAT, and really I think I'd rather not know their logic lest I get even more confused.
User avatar #401 to #398 - syrianassassin ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
this is why the quran came from god

to shut up those fabricated books. i mean hell!!!! they are still removing verses as a fabrication from the bible. how can a book of god mistake???

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Bible_verses_not_included_in_modern_translations

#386 to #382 - bible (12/13/2014) [-]
Yeah man, go figure having a book from that 						*******					 long ago that has been translated numerous times and of course changed by mankind over time to better befit whatever they wanted at that moment would produce more than like, one translation of the text.    
   
Ain't that some 						****					?
Yeah man, go figure having a book from that ******* long ago that has been translated numerous times and of course changed by mankind over time to better befit whatever they wanted at that moment would produce more than like, one translation of the text.

Ain't that some **** ?
#389 to #386 - syrianassassin ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
this is sad tho. the book of god is to change mankind behavior. ironically mankind changed the word of god.
this is sad tho. the book of god is to change mankind behavior. ironically mankind changed the word of god.
User avatar #383 to #382 - damping (12/13/2014) [-]
Only in Ireland. I know plenty of protestants. Safe to say we don't kill each other like Shias and Sunnis.

If God liked sand people, why do your countries suck?
User avatar #385 to #383 - syrianassassin ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
because of your country influence.

but it wont take long.
User avatar #343 - syrianassassin ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
konradkurze you need to stop sucking damping dick little bit
User avatar #344 to #343 - damping (12/04/2014) [-]
I'm his hero. What can I say?
User avatar #346 to #344 - konradkurze (12/05/2014) [-]
dont mind syrianassassin
he seems to like turning everything homo-erotic

plus hes admitted hes had sex with guys before
User avatar #345 to #344 - syrianassassin ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
of he swallow it is fine.
User avatar #340 - konradkurze (12/03/2014) [-]
*spraypaints a confederate flag on dampings car*
User avatar #341 to #340 - damping (12/03/2014) [-]
**** the Confederacy. The South will never rise again.
User avatar #342 to #341 - konradkurze (12/03/2014) [-]
hope not
no point...the chimps dont work while free theres no way in hell of making them work as slaves again
User avatar #330 - salihzzz ONLINE (12/01/2014) [-]
we've reached the end in comment string on that content
User avatar #331 to #330 - damping (12/01/2014) [-]
Ok. reply to my last comment here.

Also, I really do suggest you read that article about the US education system.
User avatar #333 to #331 - salihzzz ONLINE (12/01/2014) [-]
and what article could you resend it, i am curious to leanr more about it
User avatar #335 to #334 - salihzzz ONLINE (12/01/2014) [-]
looks intresting i'll read it later
User avatar #332 to #331 - salihzzz ONLINE (12/01/2014) [-]
we'll go on from here
"/pol/ is just a place for trolls like me to go uber nationalist. I can't take a group seriously that believes Jews rule the world.

Of course I don't believe the US is always doing the right thing. But I do believe the US is trying. The US created the UN, and since we have been the worlds Superpower, no massive wars have broken out. You may not like Iraq and Afghanistan, but both were justified. "
yeah agree can't stand pol myself but they do back their facts, thats my point information that you get in schools and the media are biased they are turned and twisted to benefit the one spreading it. that is my one and only problem with the US you fall so easily for this kind of propagana that self tought is lost

What you fail to see is that all these things you see as good deeds simply aren't. they are all done for the benefit of the US the UN and nato existed to halt the USSR as soon as they fell these oranisation detiriorated, the un les than the nato because it became something different. What good dees were done in afghanistan and iraq? The taliban? ISIS? Sadam wasn't the best guy but he was better than the situation now same for syria. What the us does on global politics it does for itself. no great conflicts? all these conflicts you created are great, you ruined entire nations and murdered entire generations should we be thankfull that there wasn't a world war 3? you do remember the cold war? you almost caused the extinction of mankind with a nuclear winter

And on the jew part you misunderstand pol doesn't state jews rule the world they state zionists do, and if you would look at your own country you must see that your entire media, bankind system and all other forms of your nation are ruled by a people that share one goal and one lineage. they are ashkenazi jews who are fighting for zion not the us
User avatar #336 to #332 - damping (12/01/2014) [-]
Like I said, conspiracies are not for me. Saddam was a genocidal maniac. He needed to be stopped. Maybe Iraq is not better right now, but they will be. It might take a little while though.

Afghanistan was retaliatory. That wasn't supposed to be a good deed. The Taliban was harboring the people that attacked us. Afghanistan is lucky we even tried to help them rebuild. Of course you probably believe it was to control the Opium fields.
User avatar #337 to #336 - salihzzz ONLINE (12/01/2014) [-]
but you created the taliban (just as my nexxt point this used to be a conspiracy theory but was proven in the 90ies)

Really was he? then why did you arm almost his entire amry during his troubles with iran? he was less stable then than when you invaded him. Why was he a maniac? because he gassed a region that aided iran in fighting iraq, it was a war and he killed them he shouldn't have used chemlical weapons but neither did you have to use nuclear weapons. he was powerhungry and an asshole but you tv makes him a lot worst than he was. look up what iran, iraq and syria were like begore the us meddled there
User avatar #338 to #337 - damping (12/01/2014) [-]
Well, Iran did it to themselves by getting rid of the Shah. I still stand by the fact that we did not cause the **** going down in Syria. If anything Europe did. Especially France. With Syria sided with the west, they can build a pipeline from Saudi Arabia through Syria and into Turkey so Europe can by pass Russian oil. Of course Russia opposed that.

Yes we did create the Taliban, but how else were we to stop Russia from annexing Afghanistan.

Also with the whole Zionist thing. Jews are rich because in the Middle Ages it was a sin for Christians to lend money with interest. Jews had no such restriction so they became bankers and merchants. So many Jews (Rothschilds) became very rich. When the holocaust happened, the rich Jews were able to escape to Britain and the US, while the poor ones died. Because of that, the majority of Jews who are left are rich. It's not a conspiracy.
#339 to #338 - salihzzz ONLINE (12/01/2014) [-]
www.theguardian.com/world/2013/aug/19/cia-admits-role-1953-iranian-coup
do you see my point, you earlier stated that these acts were done for the good of the world but as you state now afghanistan and the rest were for the intrest of the us

really then why does the US get involved? www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/syria-crisis-more-signs-us-involvement-in-civil-war-may-be-greater-than-first-anticipated-as-obama-looks-to-boost-rebels-8802694.html

On the israel thing all i have to say is i find it strange that all the arab nations that swore war on israel are either destroyed by the hand of the US or are puppet states like the saudis and pre arab spring.

a lot of jews survived but these jews are not ashkenazi so they have no say, on the other hand why would american jews fund hitler if they knew he was killing them of? them being rich is not the problem, owning most of the banks and media and rewrite a big part of history thats a problem, bill gates is rich but he doesn't own a big part of the senate

i am not telling you that you hsould become a conspiracy nut but just like freedom fighter and terrorists are 2 sides of the same coin, it works the same way with knowledge calling something a conspiracy theory is not the same as it being a lie. all the knowledge we have now about covert political operations were once conspirace but today they are common knowledge, how many of the conspiracu theories of today will be proven true?
#329 - konradkurze (11/29/2014) [-]
i shall buy Damping a pink hummer limo so he can be a classy gay murican
User avatar #328 - konradkurze (11/28/2014) [-]
*runs inside dampings house. kicks the turkey off the table....fires an M16 and screams "FREEDOM" then runs back outside*
User avatar #325 - konradkurze (11/26/2014) [-]
Damping in a nutshell

'MURICA
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