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#115 - an* 4 hours ago on 'murica 0
#114 - Kid is and idiot like most Germans I run across on the interne…  [+] (2 new replies) 4 hours ago on 'murica 0
User avatar #116 - konradkurze (1 hour ago) [-]
*pats your shoulder*
thanks america, you made west germany shit then nrought down the wall to make all germany shit
User avatar #115 - damping (4 hours ago) [-]
an*
#111 - No response when people actually challenge your baseless facts… 13 hours ago on 'murica 0
#10099749 - Are you telling me 1/10 of a Chinamen survived?  [+] (1 new reply) 19 hours ago on autism autism autism autism 0
#10099801 - Womens Study Major (19 hours ago) [-]
oh. I left out million. I accept the ridicule.
#109 - You do realize that the US was against the treaty of Versaille…  [+] (4 new replies) 23 hours ago on 'murica 0
User avatar #113 - konradkurze (10 hours ago) [-]
okay that one comment, not knowing who begun the shitstorm with the versaille treaty shot his argument down
User avatar #114 - damping (4 hours ago) [-]
Kid is and idiot like most Germans I run across on the internet. I used to like Germany until I talked to Germans. Austria is way better.
User avatar #116 - konradkurze (1 hour ago) [-]
*pats your shoulder*
thanks america, you made west germany shit then nrought down the wall to make all germany shit
User avatar #115 - damping (4 hours ago) [-]
an*
#108 - LOL are you kidding? I dare you to find on source that backs t… 23 hours ago on 'murica 0
#89 - > **** America never did >Saved Ger…  [+] (10 new replies) 11/23/2014 on 'murica 0
User avatar #112 - konradkurze (10 hours ago) [-]
yep and handed the country to the jews
thanks for that damping
User avatar #104 - internetexplain (23 hours ago) [-]
also , statistically speaking , the living standard of the average American today , is lower than that of an East-German during the cold war.

User avatar #111 - damping (13 hours ago) [-]
No response when people actually challenge your baseless facts? I am not surprised considering the entire explain family are morons.

You claim you hate the US yet you spend your life on Funnyjunk, an American website, and completely indulge yourself in American internet culture to the point that you consider yourself and internet expert. You learned English, and have no real reason to hate America. In fact if anything you have every reason to love it. It is shameful how jealous Germans are of our success. Between you, metalmind, and konradkurze you couldn't find are more arrogant group of people.

Look at the world approval rates of Americans.
www.pewglobal.org/database/indicator/1/

Why do Germans only like us 1% more than our rival the Chinese? Oh actually I know why. Pure jealousy. Just like people hate Bayern Munich, or Lebron, or Messi.

Must suck to have that bad of an inferiority complex.
User avatar #108 - damping (23 hours ago) [-]
LOL are you kidding? I dare you to find on source that backs that up. The average American still has more money than the Average German.
User avatar #103 - internetexplain (23 hours ago) [-]
yeah, because you did that SO WELL after ww1 right?
Your (the allies) attempt to turn germany into a 3rd world country after ww1 is what lead to ww2 in the first place.
User avatar #109 - damping (23 hours ago) [-]
You do realize that the US was against the treaty of Versailles right? It was the French who demanded it. We didn't have much of say since we just entered the war at the end. You are a huge idiot. Educate yourself.
User avatar #113 - konradkurze (10 hours ago) [-]
okay that one comment, not knowing who begun the shitstorm with the versaille treaty shot his argument down
User avatar #114 - damping (4 hours ago) [-]
Kid is and idiot like most Germans I run across on the internet. I used to like Germany until I talked to Germans. Austria is way better.
User avatar #116 - konradkurze (1 hour ago) [-]
*pats your shoulder*
thanks america, you made west germany shit then nrought down the wall to make all germany shit
User avatar #115 - damping (4 hours ago) [-]
an*
#30 - barley any* I really should check my comments before …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2014 on How to start a war 0
#32 - assassindash (11/23/2014) [-]
Its K man, I don't judge for typos, just bad grammar.
#29 - Well it does depend. Especially on major and what they include…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/23/2014 on How to start a war 0
User avatar #31 - assassindash (11/23/2014) [-]
No seriously, internetexplain why is this not something well put out on the internet? wouldn't this be information someone would be more than willing to put out for others?
User avatar #33 - assassindash (11/23/2014) [-]
Wait nevermind, Asked a college friend and he said that the grading systems vary too much to keep track of, so it would be pointless to make a site for the gradings per class, because a teacher can change how the grading works on a whim.

In his words that is....

Which is all kind of fucked up in my opinion.

You're not needed at this moment internetexplain , sorry to have called you without thoroughly making sure I could have figured it out myself.
User avatar #34 - internetexplain (11/23/2014) [-]
k
User avatar #30 - damping (11/23/2014) [-]
barley any*

I really should check my comments before I make them final.
#32 - assassindash (11/23/2014) [-]
Its K man, I don't judge for typos, just bad grammar.
#307 - Also, I think you may be confusing the entire US with So Cal. … 11/23/2014 on damping's profile 0
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#304 - konradkurze (11/23/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 7**
should i give damping implants so he has fake boobs like other americans
User avatar #305 to #304 - damping (11/23/2014) [-]
Jealous of our large breasted women Konrad?

Also, I believe South Korea has the most plastic surgeries per capita.
User avatar #306 to #305 - konradkurze (11/23/2014) [-]
hell theyre asians....they are A-cup central

either way....boobs as fake as democracy
User avatar #307 to #306 - damping (11/23/2014) [-]
Also, I think you may be confusing the entire US with So Cal.

And no one with half a brain thinks the US is a democracy. It's a republic.
User avatar #303 - konradkurze (11/19/2014) [-]
so quiet

i suspect damping is smoldering with rage that schnizel dared ********* his blessed america
User avatar #302 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
*skins damping and wears skin as a leather jacket*


ahhh freedom makes good clothes
#301 - konradkurze (10/28/2014) [-]
Damping's new Airborne soldiers

flying on freedom
#296 - konradkurze (10/22/2014) [-]
now time to get a reaction out of damping
User avatar #297 to #296 - damping (10/22/2014) [-]
LOL. He's wearing jeans.
User avatar #298 to #297 - konradkurze (10/22/2014) [-]
bet you watch that rammstein video 'amerika' and laugh at the arab smoking american lucky strikes
User avatar #299 to #298 - damping (10/22/2014) [-]
I just find it hilarious that those who say they hate America, love our culture.
User avatar #300 to #299 - konradkurze (10/22/2014) [-]
yeah people need to specify they hate THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT and MURICANS...not america
#295 - konradkurze (10/20/2014) [-]
"RACIST? OR FUNNY? Gift Basket Prank" - Gabriel Iglesias (uncensored)


il make you an american racist gift basket
User avatar #288 - konradkurze (10/10/2014) [-]
*shoots damping to get his attention*
User avatar #289 to #288 - damping (10/10/2014) [-]
So is the sand monkey still dead?
#290 to #289 - konradkurze (10/10/2014) [-]
well his last login was on the 23rd of last month like 3 weeks ago....

my first thought was "well **** ...Damping finally gave him some freedom"
User avatar #291 to #290 - damping (10/10/2014) [-]
As far as I am concerned the site might as well still be down. All the posts are just going to be circle jerks about how it is back up for at least the next day.
User avatar #292 to #291 - konradkurze (10/10/2014) [-]
yeah sad how these autistic kids keep dragging **** on all the time

worst case was that no posts on sunday **** that went on for 4-5days
User avatar #293 to #292 - damping (10/10/2014) [-]
Yep. I couldn't have cared less about him dying either. Not even that famous of an actor. Can't think of him in any other role.
User avatar #294 to #293 - konradkurze (10/10/2014) [-]
yeah but how many little kids here have a herd mentality and swarm all over things even if they arent 100% on them just to feel part of the group
User avatar #287 - alecbaldwinning (08/31/2014) [-]
1) I totally regularly update my FJ profile to reflect accurate information pertaining to my life.
2) If I'm a troll; you keep responding to me, making you a retard.
3) If I'm not a troll; you still keep responding to me, making you madder.
4) America is still the ********* first world nation of the face of the Earth. I have both lived and worked in multiple countries. You have not. I know what I'm talking about. You do not. I am the authority here. You are not. Get mad about it faggot.
User avatar #286 - konradkurze (08/21/2014) [-]
Damping meets Syrianassassin

Red Alert 2 - Allied campaign - Mission 10 briefing
User avatar #266 - konradkurze (07/18/2014) [-]
time to do 'the Damping"

*gets drunk on jim beam, strips down to my boxers, and sits on a rooftop waving the US flag and screaming ' ************* FREEDOM"*
User avatar #267 to #266 - damping (07/18/2014) [-]
What do you think about the whole Russia situation? They ****** up big time.
User avatar #268 to #267 - konradkurze (07/18/2014) [-]
whats the full story,,..missed the recent news
User avatar #269 to #268 - damping (07/18/2014) [-]
The Malaysian Air flight that was shot down over Ukraine. One American was on board along with Dutch, Germans, French and others. Russian separatists shot down the plane, with surface to air missiles supplied by Putin. Russia then tried to blame the Ukrainians. Proof came out that it was the Russians. Putin is now trying to get a ceasefire. He is in deep **** .
User avatar #270 to #269 - konradkurze (07/18/2014) [-]
god dammit Vlad......

i could understand if it was unidentified, russians do get uppity about unknown aircraft in their airspace....but hell, the likelihood of the planes radio not working is fairly low
User avatar #271 to #270 - damping (07/18/2014) [-]
I just laugh at those who portray Russians as good guys and the US as bad guys. The US hasn't taken land in a war since the 1800s. Every country the US has seriously invaded was rebuilt even better afterwards. Let the /pol/ sheep believe what they want I guess.
User avatar #272 to #271 - konradkurze (07/18/2014) [-]
rebuilt and forever occupied.....theres where usa pretend to be more peaceful by 'protecting' the nations they conquer rather than annexing

they are more warlike but yeah, russia isnt the good guy either
User avatar #273 to #272 - damping (07/18/2014) [-]
>Implying Japan, South Korea, Germany, or any where else doesn't want us there. We pay rent you know. They could just evict us.
User avatar #274 to #273 - konradkurze (07/18/2014) [-]
they only 'want' them there because after almost 70 years of occupation, germany and japan dont have any idea what life without usa in there would be like....and SK only want usa in there because it scares NK from trying anything
User avatar #275 to #274 - damping (07/18/2014) [-]
You know how nice it is not to pay a military budget because someone else is protecting you? Look at Japan's national debt. Now imagine they had to pay for their defense too.

Regardless, the US allows total freedom in terms of creating your own government and own laws and everything else. Far different from annexing a country.
User avatar #276 to #275 - konradkurze (07/18/2014) [-]
yeah but what about the countries being enslaved to the IMF world banking system...not free if someone else sets what your money is worth and can blackmail you into submission by threatening to devalue your currency if you dont play their game

theres the difference bwtween annexing and creating a puppet state...kinda like old england with its colonies "youre free as long as you work within our boundaries"
User avatar #277 to #276 - damping (07/18/2014) [-]
If you produce valuable goods it is impossible to devalue a currency. If I make an Xbox, it is still worth $399 US dollars no matter what my countries currency is worth in comparison. Like Germany, Japan or South Korea could be taken down by the IMF.
User avatar #278 to #277 - konradkurze (07/18/2014) [-]
yeah goods made by one country can still be sold at a flat rate in another country

say taiwan makes your xbox for like US$50....and it gets sold in usa for $400, but later taiwan goes into **** and the domestic value of its xboxes drops to US$35....yeah usa will still import and sell them for 400 regardless of taiwans problems

it is possible to devalue a currency regardless of what they make, it just means foreign buyers pay less for them when they buy
User avatar #280 to #278 - damping (07/18/2014) [-]
Plus if the IMF was really trying to rule the world they wouldn't support currencies like the Euro.
User avatar #279 to #278 - damping (07/18/2014) [-]
Supply and Demand sets the price. Not magic. Xbox would likely drop the price to get more people to buy it if prices really became cheaper. More people would then buy it, so a higher amount of Xbox's would be needed, and the domestic value of Xbox's in Taiwan would rise again.
User avatar #281 to #279 - konradkurze (07/18/2014) [-]
now youre going off on a different track....value of items doesnt define value of the currency...but vice versa

having singular currencies doesnt change things much...like look at usa...a vast place under a single currency, the ussr had one....china has one....so what if europe has one....i doubt theyll have a single global currency for a long time yet while foreign exchange rates still make money.....

plus it could be attributed to the IMF puppetmasters alongside the UN as to why noone has stpped in to do things like make usa stop attackign arabs or israel murdering palestinians....IMF under israel says shoo and they shoo rather than risk IMF making them poor
User avatar #282 to #281 - damping (07/18/2014) [-]
The reason no one stopped us from invading Iraq and Afghanistan was because all of the actually powerful nations (minus China and Russia) wanted us to go in. Afghanistan was obviously justifiable. Iraq we took to the UN and they approved the war.
User avatar #283 to #282 - konradkurze (07/18/2014) [-]
and then usa conveniently kept 'finding' terrorists in other arab countries tilll they finally stopped at syria.....most likely still on the 'to do' list

and of course since china and russia export arms to the arabs usa stepping in would kinda lower their sales....
then again there is the suspicion russia and china are also under the imf and them being the voices of opposition to america is part of the cover....

just like usa having things like miliey cyrus turn to a slut or the boston bombing or other domestic distractions keep americans occupied on small things and avoiding olarger issues....this russia shooting down an airplane is possibly another 'ignore big problems and pay attention to this small one"
User avatar #284 to #283 - damping (07/18/2014) [-]
OK Nostradamus. The Mayans were right too huh?
User avatar #285 to #284 - konradkurze (07/18/2014) [-]
no, the prophecies are kinda a joke

if i said "tomorrow damping will buy a candy bar" and you go out and actually buy one....sensible people wont scream "omg the prophecy came true" theyd say "he was told it was gonna happen so made it happen"
#259 - konradkurze (07/12/2014) [-]
heard you were talking ****

like i wouldnt find out
User avatar #260 to #259 - damping (07/12/2014) [-]
All I do is talk **** .
User avatar #261 to #260 - konradkurze (07/12/2014) [-]
not always
you'ree not addy, dash or fabulous and sparkly orange pony
User avatar #263 to #261 - damping (07/12/2014) [-]
Or is it faggot.
User avatar #264 to #263 - damping (07/12/2014) [-]
Or fabulous and sparkly
User avatar #262 to #261 - damping (07/12/2014) [-]
phanact has a filter now. Cool.
User avatar #265 to #262 - konradkurze (07/12/2014) [-]
well not him, just the word g ay gets changed

ad min is a dick like that
#257 - konradkurze (06/29/2014) [-]
**konradkurze leans in an whispers in dampings ear**

I DO COCAINE
User avatar #258 to #257 - damping (06/29/2014) [-]
So does my wallstreet buddy.
User avatar #251 - konradkurze (06/27/2014) [-]
that little assfag communistnazi must really like you if hes stalking you to redthumb all your comments
User avatar #254 to #251 - damping (06/27/2014) [-]
He can do what he wants. Not like I am going to block him. He is still not as retarded as economic. Because I think communistnazi is just a troll while economic actually thinks he is right.
User avatar #253 to #252 - damping (06/27/2014) [-]
I am glad I touched the life of someone who has much less than me. It is amazing something so small can be such a help to those in need. It is like Make a Wish foundation.
#255 to #253 - communistnazi (06/27/2014) [-]
>touched the life of someone who has much less than me
i thump you down just because you are ******* idiot ***** . kill yourself now and block me. i don't give a ****
User avatar #256 to #255 - damping (06/27/2014) [-]
You should try harder.
User avatar #247 - konradkurze (06/11/2014) [-]
saying goth and emo are the same is like saying edgar allen poe and my chemical romance are the same

ones about seeing beauty in the dark side of the world, and the other is just about crying life is too hard
#249 to #247 - damping (06/11/2014) [-]
Your face when I posted that comment.
User avatar #248 to #247 - damping (06/11/2014) [-]
Ya, Edgar Allen Poe was pretty emo.
User avatar #250 to #248 - konradkurze (06/12/2014) [-]
dampemo
User avatar #243 - negerslaktarn (06/07/2014) [-]
lol kill yourself you ameriscum filth

World Trade Center - Luftens Hjältar.
User avatar #244 to #243 - damping (06/07/2014) [-]
LOL Scandinavia. Shouldn't you be sucking and Arab off or something?
User avatar #245 to #244 - negerslaktarn (06/07/2014) [-]
we certainly dont let them terrorist control our airplanes after all
User avatar #246 to #245 - damping (06/07/2014) [-]
>Implying there is anything to blow up in Sweden.

The middle of the Sahara would be a better target.
User avatar #236 - konradkurze (05/17/2014) [-]
classic music time

Battlefield Vietnam soundtrack- You Really Got Me
User avatar #237 to #236 - damping (05/17/2014) [-]
You know, I used to like Germany before I met metalmind. Now I see why it is taboo for Germans to have national pride. They can't control themselves.
User avatar #238 to #237 - konradkurze (05/17/2014) [-]
well there is still a vague ideal of germans doing things 100%....even if it includes nationalism
User avatar #239 to #238 - damping (05/17/2014) [-]
Socialism/ Communism only works if everyone takes pride in working and does not take advantage of the system. The German culture allows socialism to work, but the more successful they are, the more freeloaders will come. Arabs, Latinos, Africans will come looking for a better life and mooch of the system. Those are the ones that bring down the average in the US. Metalmind doesn't see this however.
User avatar #240 to #239 - konradkurze (05/17/2014) [-]
well with arabs and latinos it varies, some are hard workers who want a better life....the monkeys from the jungle already inside usa just get born and raised into taking pride in ******* welfare...and the ones from back home in africa who finally get bored of shooting each other and decide to cry to the embassy for help, go to usa as a refugee and guess what...go on welfare, or at best take the unskilled jobs so kids fresh out of highschool cant get work
User avatar #241 to #240 - damping (05/18/2014) [-]
Germany also benefit from having slightly poorer nations next to it to take a lot of the unskilled jobs for them. That way most of their country can work highly educated jobs. Once Poland and Czech Republic get on the same level as Germany, Germany wont have that luxury. Socialism makes all equal. If all is equal the average person would make only $800 dollars a year. I doubt metalmind wants that.
User avatar #242 to #241 - konradkurze (05/18/2014) [-]
yeah but some people just dont think things through.....they seem to think everything can be the propaganda image of the USSR where many countries in one big jigsaw puzzle equally can somehow work
User avatar #233 - konradkurze (05/16/2014) [-]
here is your new theme song Mr America

Creedence Clearwater Revival: Fortunate Son
User avatar #234 to #233 - damping (05/16/2014) [-]
One of my favorite songs of all time. It is in every Vietnam movie. I can see the choppers flying over the jungle in my head.
User avatar #228 - konradkurze (05/14/2014) [-]
i feel like ******* with your mind

Mr. Pickles Pilot
User avatar #229 to #228 - damping (05/14/2014) [-]
That was just too much.
User avatar #230 to #229 - konradkurze (05/14/2014) [-]
how much did i break your brain
User avatar #231 to #230 - damping (05/15/2014) [-]
There is no way that actually airs on Adult Swim.
User avatar #232 to #231 - konradkurze (05/15/2014) [-]
drawn together got on the air.....seth mcfarlanes comedy stuff with indecent images did...like kermit the frogs dick

usa is getting more porn friendly
User avatar #225 - konradkurze (05/13/2014) [-]
*pokes you in the face with a stick*

are you alive damping?
User avatar #226 to #225 - damping (05/13/2014) [-]
Barely.
User avatar #227 to #226 - konradkurze (05/13/2014) [-]
*pumps you full of steroids and painkillers*
there, that works for american athletes, it should bring you back to life
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