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Date Signed Up:4/27/2011
Last Login:12/25/2014
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Level 119 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 120 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Times Content Favorited:150 times
Total Comments Made:312
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I believe in being honest, even in the face of adversity. I will always give my honest opinion and if people hate me for it....oh fucking well.

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#71 - Picture 10/02/2012 on What i made this weekend. 0
#161 - To answer the question, yes I was having an incredibly bad day…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2012 on Need to try this one day 0
User avatar #162 - thepyras (09/27/2012) [-]
That's why I asked, I didn't want to judge you before I knew your situation. I'm really sorry, man, I hope things get better for you soon.
#54 - White, male, Christian and engaged. Sorry try again.  [+] (7 new replies) 09/24/2012 on Need to try this one day -17
User avatar #89 - ravarshi (09/24/2012) [-]
what ever happened to love thy brother as you would love me? for a christian you sure are a hateful person....
#64 - xthexcomedianx (09/24/2012) [-]
User avatar #60 - Stickpye (09/24/2012) [-]
you give Christians a bad name... go join west borough baptist church. dickhead...
User avatar #58 - Brucis (09/24/2012) [-]
Somebody's cranky. It's 9:00 PM here, is it your bedtime?
User avatar #55 - thepyras (09/24/2012) [-]
Have you had a bad day or are you always like this?
#161 - damphyr (09/27/2012) [-]
To answer the question, yes I was having an incredibly bad day. I understand that my opinions are not always popular, and I really had no right to lash out, I was just in an extremely bad mood. Not that it is anyone's business but I lost my job, my mother (who out of the goodness of her heart let me move back in, at 26 I feel like a total failure btw) is down my throat about getting another job and doesn't seem to realize how hard it is in this market. My student loans are coming due and I cant pay them and to boot, said fiance is in Italy until December (studying abroad) and it is really hard to not be able to see her. We have skype but it's not really enough. The whole situation is just frustrating me.
As an apology to the FunnyJunk Community, and in keeping with my LoTR gif from before here is a Sauron cake....everybody gets a slice!
User avatar #162 - thepyras (09/27/2012) [-]
That's why I asked, I didn't want to judge you before I knew your situation. I'm really sorry, man, I hope things get better for you soon.
#39 - ...said like you think I give a **** about your feelings.  [+] (14 new replies) 09/24/2012 on Need to try this one day -33
#65 - darkjustifier (09/24/2012) [-]
You sir or madame need to stop insulting people for no good reason, it just makes you look like a child which I have good reason to think you are.
User avatar #52 - theRomaniantroll (09/24/2012) [-]
Hey, just because it's the internet doesn't mean you have to be mean. Now shut the fuck you up you homosexual, muslim, jew cunt nigger.
User avatar #63 - darkjustifier (09/24/2012) [-]
That is not necessary either. You have just insulted multitudes of people not just him, I know people like this can make you angry but he's probably just an angry child ignore him.
User avatar #109 - theRomaniantroll (09/24/2012) [-]
i was going for irony in that statement
User avatar #112 - darkjustifier (09/24/2012) [-]
Then I see what you did there.
User avatar #54 - damphyr (09/24/2012) [-]
White, male, Christian and engaged. Sorry try again.
User avatar #89 - ravarshi (09/24/2012) [-]
what ever happened to love thy brother as you would love me? for a christian you sure are a hateful person....
#64 - xthexcomedianx (09/24/2012) [-]
User avatar #60 - Stickpye (09/24/2012) [-]
you give Christians a bad name... go join west borough baptist church. dickhead...
User avatar #58 - Brucis (09/24/2012) [-]
Somebody's cranky. It's 9:00 PM here, is it your bedtime?
User avatar #55 - thepyras (09/24/2012) [-]
Have you had a bad day or are you always like this?
#161 - damphyr (09/27/2012) [-]
To answer the question, yes I was having an incredibly bad day. I understand that my opinions are not always popular, and I really had no right to lash out, I was just in an extremely bad mood. Not that it is anyone's business but I lost my job, my mother (who out of the goodness of her heart let me move back in, at 26 I feel like a total failure btw) is down my throat about getting another job and doesn't seem to realize how hard it is in this market. My student loans are coming due and I cant pay them and to boot, said fiance is in Italy until December (studying abroad) and it is really hard to not be able to see her. We have skype but it's not really enough. The whole situation is just frustrating me.
As an apology to the FunnyJunk Community, and in keeping with my LoTR gif from before here is a Sauron cake....everybody gets a slice!
User avatar #162 - thepyras (09/27/2012) [-]
That's why I asked, I didn't want to judge you before I knew your situation. I'm really sorry, man, I hope things get better for you soon.
#45 - orrihaa (09/24/2012) [-]
#36 - That's a slip you ******* retard.  [+] (17 new replies) 09/24/2012 on Need to try this one day -28
#37 - Lolzster (09/24/2012) [-]
The joke was that that's what many of today's dresses look like.

Was the fucking retard part necessary? That hurt my feelings.
#66 - xthexcomedianx (09/24/2012) [-]
awww it's okay, Lolz, you didn't know and I kind of agree with your joke. Here, have a sexy Ed pic.
#39 - damphyr (09/24/2012) [-]
...said like you think I give a shit about your feelings.
#65 - darkjustifier (09/24/2012) [-]
You sir or madame need to stop insulting people for no good reason, it just makes you look like a child which I have good reason to think you are.
User avatar #52 - theRomaniantroll (09/24/2012) [-]
Hey, just because it's the internet doesn't mean you have to be mean. Now shut the fuck you up you homosexual, muslim, jew cunt nigger.
User avatar #63 - darkjustifier (09/24/2012) [-]
That is not necessary either. You have just insulted multitudes of people not just him, I know people like this can make you angry but he's probably just an angry child ignore him.
User avatar #109 - theRomaniantroll (09/24/2012) [-]
i was going for irony in that statement
User avatar #112 - darkjustifier (09/24/2012) [-]
Then I see what you did there.
User avatar #54 - damphyr (09/24/2012) [-]
White, male, Christian and engaged. Sorry try again.
User avatar #89 - ravarshi (09/24/2012) [-]
what ever happened to love thy brother as you would love me? for a christian you sure are a hateful person....
#64 - xthexcomedianx (09/24/2012) [-]
User avatar #60 - Stickpye (09/24/2012) [-]
you give Christians a bad name... go join west borough baptist church. dickhead...
User avatar #58 - Brucis (09/24/2012) [-]
Somebody's cranky. It's 9:00 PM here, is it your bedtime?
User avatar #55 - thepyras (09/24/2012) [-]
Have you had a bad day or are you always like this?
#161 - damphyr (09/27/2012) [-]
To answer the question, yes I was having an incredibly bad day. I understand that my opinions are not always popular, and I really had no right to lash out, I was just in an extremely bad mood. Not that it is anyone's business but I lost my job, my mother (who out of the goodness of her heart let me move back in, at 26 I feel like a total failure btw) is down my throat about getting another job and doesn't seem to realize how hard it is in this market. My student loans are coming due and I cant pay them and to boot, said fiance is in Italy until December (studying abroad) and it is really hard to not be able to see her. We have skype but it's not really enough. The whole situation is just frustrating me.
As an apology to the FunnyJunk Community, and in keeping with my LoTR gif from before here is a Sauron cake....everybody gets a slice!
User avatar #162 - thepyras (09/27/2012) [-]
That's why I asked, I didn't want to judge you before I knew your situation. I'm really sorry, man, I hope things get better for you soon.
#45 - orrihaa (09/24/2012) [-]
#78 - Sometimes you see something that plays out exactly the way you… 09/18/2012 on Bad foundation +3
#112 - I concede the floor sir, here's a thumb for you. 09/18/2012 on Came to the wrong Dojo... 0
#110 - Well logic would dictate that in order to grow into an afro sa…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/18/2012 on Came to the wrong Dojo... -2
User avatar #111 - anonymousattorney (09/18/2012) [-]
...revitiligo. That is all.
User avatar #112 - damphyr (09/18/2012) [-]
I concede the floor sir, here's a thumb for you.
#104 - but....neither of those kids was black.....  [+] (4 new replies) 09/18/2012 on Came to the wrong Dojo... 0
User avatar #106 - anonymousattorney (09/18/2012) [-]
what's your point?
User avatar #110 - damphyr (09/18/2012) [-]
Well logic would dictate that in order to grow into an afro samurai type warrior, one would have to have been born black, seeing as neither of those children was black there is no way either of them could have grown to become this example of badasstitude. Simply put, the reaction post was out of place. A .gif of Jet Li and Jackie Chan fighting would have been more appropriate.
User avatar #111 - anonymousattorney (09/18/2012) [-]
...revitiligo. That is all.
User avatar #112 - damphyr (09/18/2012) [-]
I concede the floor sir, here's a thumb for you.
#10 - Wow...you are an idiot. I am going to point out the one thing … 08/29/2012 on Costume Want +3
#4 - They aint lookin at nothin. The dun had they eyes blowed out b… 08/23/2012 on Watching 0
#3 - am I the only one slightly creeped out by the VERY human like … 08/18/2012 on Bump! 0
#36 - You sir are an imbecile. Sam did ALOT to help Frodo, and yes h… 08/18/2012 on HP vs LoTR 0
#32 - But the forest outside the shire is dangerous to anyone. Also …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/18/2012 on HP vs LoTR +3
User avatar #208 - KingGoron (08/19/2012) [-]
thats very true, I have read the books countless times, but I only referred to the ents seeing as the trees have faces in the picture.
#54 - youxbarstard (08/18/2012) [-]
Out of the books I only read the Hobbit so in my defense I only had a temporary derptation.
User avatar #42 - gravegraffiti (08/18/2012) [-]
Fuck you, I want that cake.
#31 - Comment deleted 08/18/2012 on HP vs LoTR 0
#47 - Oh crap...only after I posted did I see that someone else alre… 08/18/2012 on your faith, restore it 0
#46 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2012 on your faith, restore it 0
User avatar #47 - damphyr (08/18/2012) [-]
Oh crap...only after I posted did I see that someone else already used the same gif.
Sorry bro
#45 - Chipotle is a mexican fast food place you dolt 08/18/2012 on your faith, restore it +12
#123 - Ok so I am by no means a ballistics expert, but I have fired m… 08/17/2012 on Ex-Wife problems +2
#122 - Comment deleted 08/17/2012 on Ex-Wife problems 0
#31 - My big bro used to say if they are more than a handful they ar…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2012 on Gir +2
User avatar #49 - mrhazzy (08/11/2012) [-]
More than a handful becomes a titwank.
#30 - But....Wang Fire IS Sokka.....so who was phone?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2012 on He got lei'd +15
#45 - boxdweller (08/08/2012) [-]
#14 - Ok I see these gifs everywhere on this damned site and I want … 08/05/2012 on The Ripper of Horehronie 0
#6 - **** you...just **** you.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2012 on uhhhhhhh nope. +1
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#18 - thank you 07/29/2012 on silly asians +1
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