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Date Signed Up:4/27/2011
Last Login:7/06/2014
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I believe in being honest, even in the face of adversity. I will always give my honest opinion and if people hate me for it....oh fucking well.

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#10 - Picture 11/22/2013 on patient 0
#722 - You too huh? Man this chick gets around  [+] (1 new reply) 10/04/2013 on Sam from Supernatural 0
#727 - rjascon (10/04/2013) [-]
All 3 of us what a whore.
#29 - There's a lesson in his sacrifice. That is that true love,… 10/01/2013 on Best wingman ever 0
#28 - I tried to thumb you back up because no one deserves red thumb… 10/01/2013 on Best wingman ever 0
#192 - <Continued from last post> It took one particularly… 10/01/2013 on McFeels 0
#178 - Just coming out and saying that I am expecting some red thumbs…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/01/2013 on McFeels -1
User avatar #192 - damphyr (10/01/2013) [-]
<Continued from last post>
It took one particularly bad injury (I had punched a steel upright at my school so hard that I sent a hairline fracture up my forearm, it took me out for the rest of the season. I played varsity for four years and this happened in my Junior year) to get it through my head. My Dr. told my mom that the extent of the damage couldn't have been caused by one punch and that there was evidence of recurring injury and reconstruction on my bones. Well that's when the truth came out. My mom cried, my girlfriend cried, hell even my coach cried (he was like a dad to me, my real dad died when I was 13, part of those mental issues I mentioned before) and I got some help. It took me a really long time to stop hating myself for things that I didn't even know about, and to this day I am still working on some of it ) I'm 27 now, have a good job and a fantastic girlfriend (not the same one from HS, that bitch cheated on me the summer after graduation and I dropped her British ass like a hot brick) but I still have to deal with some of the more deeply seeded issues. It's a lifelong battle, and some days it's harder than others.
On the bright side of things when my hands healed up (after I stopped abusing them) they grew super hard knuckles and slightly enlarged cartilage deposits, so I have hands that are basically battering rams with built in shocks!
Anyway I hope I didn't bore anyone and fuck you to the <tldr> asshats. If you are cutting or practicing any other type of self mutilation, get help, this is NOT!!!! something you can beat on your own.
User avatar #185 - teranin (10/01/2013) [-]
Shit, the punching stuff reminds me of me when I was young.
#7 - One of them has a metal core and I salvaged some old air soft … 09/27/2013 on Lightsaber 0
#5 - This one is also a little beaten up because it was build (alon…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/26/2013 on Lightsaber 0
User avatar #6 - cheastnut (09/26/2013) [-]
i'd rather not show mine... i might try again some time though, can you tell me some of the stuff you use on the others
User avatar #7 - damphyr (09/27/2013) [-]
One of them has a metal core and I salvaged some old air soft silencers for the grips, and a "flash guard" from an old nerf gun for an emitter shroud.
Superglue is your friend and so is a Dremmel (or other rotary tool)
Feel free to send me a pm with any specific questions.
#4 - Here is the older saber, the 2nd one I build, the 1st, 3rd and…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/26/2013 on Lightsaber 0
User avatar #5 - damphyr (09/26/2013) [-]
This one is also a little beaten up because it was build (along with the 2nd,3rd,and 4th) as props for a star wars fan film. They needed to be robust and capable of taking a beating.
User avatar #6 - cheastnut (09/26/2013) [-]
i'd rather not show mine... i might try again some time though, can you tell me some of the stuff you use on the others
User avatar #7 - damphyr (09/27/2013) [-]
One of them has a metal core and I salvaged some old air soft silencers for the grips, and a "flash guard" from an old nerf gun for an emitter shroud.
Superglue is your friend and so is a Dremmel (or other rotary tool)
Feel free to send me a pm with any specific questions.
#2 - The gold core is PVC, the rings are built up layers of gaffing…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/26/2013 on Lightsaber 0
User avatar #3 - cheastnut (09/26/2013) [-]
sure. it wasn't that i couldn't do it i just couldn't get the stuff i needed back it 7th grade.
#4 - damphyr (09/26/2013) [-]
Here is the older saber, the 2nd one I build, the 1st, 3rd and 4th went to friends, the 5th to my girlfriend for her Sith cosplay. We're hoping to have them done (the costumes) in a year so we can make some of the cons.
User avatar #5 - damphyr (09/26/2013) [-]
This one is also a little beaten up because it was build (along with the 2nd,3rd,and 4th) as props for a star wars fan film. They needed to be robust and capable of taking a beating.
User avatar #6 - cheastnut (09/26/2013) [-]
i'd rather not show mine... i might try again some time though, can you tell me some of the stuff you use on the others
User avatar #7 - damphyr (09/27/2013) [-]
One of them has a metal core and I salvaged some old air soft silencers for the grips, and a "flash guard" from an old nerf gun for an emitter shroud.
Superglue is your friend and so is a Dremmel (or other rotary tool)
Feel free to send me a pm with any specific questions.
#93 - Sayajin Space Pod anyone? 09/14/2013 on Mmm +2
#160 - Saddest childrens movie ever made? Have you ever heard of a li… 09/03/2013 on Dont be fooled 0
#212 - This....is one of the most incredibly wise, thoughtful and ins… 09/03/2013 on she's looking forward to it +1
#230 - Schrodinger's cat is adleiavde? 08/29/2013 on lel 0
#397 - Sasha never did a cream pie... **** ton of facials…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2013 on Birthdays +5
User avatar #405 - dogwars (08/29/2013) [-]
I can confirm this, I am the cream pie she never received.
User avatar #433 - supervillanus (08/29/2013) [-]
wat
#73 - The mother is completely at fault here. inb4 driving the … 08/21/2013 on mother of the year +15
#159 - Why did I hear that black guy who does all the sex song's voic…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/21/2013 on Let God do his thing. 0
#178 - hachintheaxe (08/21/2013) [-]
That black guy who does all the sex songs hahaha
I love it
#167 - drhoffable (08/21/2013) [-]
bad things
#4276830 - i didnt ******* proxy! i dont even know what the …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4276839 - wethepixel (08/13/2013) [-]
I'm in the same boat as you mate.
I'm only kidding about the proxy shit lol.
Addy thought it'd be a good idea to reset items to get new people and shit, it worked for a bit but now everyone's leaving again.
There's no undoing it now, I lost my vssm, 5 god gems, 8 super gems, thousands of imps and other shit.
People like Londmons lost 41 god gems I think, super god gem, and other stuff.
It's pretty crap, and yeah, fuck Addy. But it's done now.
#4276804 - i never did.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2013 on Play items 0
#4276807 - pokemonstheshiz (08/13/2013) [-]
i keed
items were kill
#4276803 - ******* ******** ! i dont normally co… 08/13/2013 on Play items 0
#4276792 - seriously i had a **** ton of items....dont play …  [+] (9 new replies) 08/13/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4276816 - wethepixel (08/13/2013) [-]
Your items were worthless compared to the other collectors here, everyone else is over it.
Shouldn't have proxied anyway.
User avatar #4276830 - damphyr (08/13/2013) [-]
i didnt fucking proxy! i dont even know what the fuck that is.
And I dont fucking care if my items were worthless. They werent worthless to me. I had some good stuff and I liked the items I had. They were fun for me to collect and I made my own mini challenges for myself. So fuck you douchwad.
Yes I am aware that it's a game, yes I am aware that I sound like a bitch but I am ligitimately pissed off. I dont ever complain about shit that Darius Negrophallus does on this site, but this one has me pretty mad.
User avatar #4276839 - wethepixel (08/13/2013) [-]
I'm in the same boat as you mate.
I'm only kidding about the proxy shit lol.
Addy thought it'd be a good idea to reset items to get new people and shit, it worked for a bit but now everyone's leaving again.
There's no undoing it now, I lost my vssm, 5 god gems, 8 super gems, thousands of imps and other shit.
People like Londmons lost 41 god gems I think, super god gem, and other stuff.
It's pretty crap, and yeah, fuck Addy. But it's done now.
User avatar #4276801 - pokemonstheshiz (08/13/2013) [-]
lesson: don't proxy
User avatar #4276804 - damphyr (08/13/2013) [-]
i never did.
#4276807 - pokemonstheshiz (08/13/2013) [-]
i keed
items were kill
User avatar #4276795 - liability (08/13/2013) [-]
Darius Negrophallus reset items
#4276794 - DogsUrine (08/13/2013) [-]
They got reset
#4276803 - damphyr (08/13/2013) [-]
fucking bullshit! i dont normally complain about shit on this site but god damn it. on top of some really rare items, i was working my way toward 1000 lesser slimes! God damn it....why Darius Negrophallus why?
#4276777 - ok what happened to all my items? did the game get reset or so… 08/13/2013 on Play items 0
#5 - Turns out my game is glitching and wont activate door opens. T… 08/10/2013 on game help request. 0
#2 - That has nothing to do with what I asked for....you are a horr…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/10/2013 on game help request. -1
User avatar #6 - frasseking (08/10/2013) [-]
*Cough*Google*Cough*
#3 - mrawesomeman (08/10/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM4Q_-3ZHTk

Just look it up, ya numbskull
User avatar #5 - damphyr (08/10/2013) [-]
Turns out my game is glitching and wont activate door opens. Thanks for this.
#101 - So far these are hilarious. Hope they keep coming. Lardass… 08/04/2013 on Subway Stories PT 2 +2
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