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damphyr

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Date Signed Up:4/27/2011
Last Login:4/24/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#9105
Comment Ranking:#25633
Highest Content Rank:#3323
Highest Comment Rank:#6792
Content Thumbs: 2095 total,  2483 ,  388
Comment Thumbs: 523 total,  857 ,  334
Content Level Progress: 63% (63/100)
Level 119 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 120 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level 151 Comments: Faptastic → Level 152 Comments: Faptastic
Subscribers:2
Content Views:150534
Times Content Favorited:148 times
Total Comments Made:316
FJ Points:2488
Favorite Tags: a (2) | all (2) | Have (2) | is (2) | stuff (2)
I believe in being honest, even in the face of adversity. I will always give my honest opinion and if people hate me for it....oh fucking well.

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#93 - why does this not have more thumbs?  [+] (5 new replies) 12/27/2013 on Android 18 +1
User avatar #95 - wolviewolverine (12/27/2013) [-]
because it is old as shit
User avatar #98 - respectyourmom (12/27/2013) [-]
every fucking thing on the internet is old as shit. since when did that start mattering? i agree with damphyr this deserves more thumbs!
User avatar #100 - wolviewolverine (12/27/2013) [-]
Since the reposts and people like you started recycling old stuff and thus suppressed any Original content from occuring.
You are the cause of FJ being 90% recycled reposts over reposts. It is like telling the same joke again and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again. What is wrong with you? Do you have Alzheimer's or something?
Ok, just look at actual comedians we all like to prise - do you remember George Calrin, Louis CK, Jimmy Carr, Chris Rock ever constantly repeating their old jokes? If they did, they would be idiots.
And what you are doing now is making this community a little tiny bit more idiotic by promoting this old, repetitive content. 10 more people like you and we have a problem.
#101 - respectyourmom (12/27/2013) [-]
cry about it fag, if you dont like it why the hell do you keep coming on? jesus fucking christ
User avatar #102 - wolviewolverine (12/27/2013) [-]
2edgy4me
#30 - Picture 12/10/2013 on Just take my "why" i dont... 0
#63 - I have seen this comp more than a few times, and it still make… 12/10/2013 on Printers 0
#19 - Japan probably already has it.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2013 on that a run for your life +9
User avatar #89 - silverzepher (12/05/2013) [-]
then we should bring it over
#50 - Picture 12/04/2013 on Master of romance +2
#48 - Picture 12/04/2013 on Master of romance +15
#10 - Picture 11/22/2013 on patient 0
#722 - You too huh? Man this chick gets around  [+] (1 new reply) 10/04/2013 on Sam from Supernatural 0
#727 - rjascon (10/04/2013) [-]
All 3 of us what a whore.
#29 - There's a lesson in his sacrifice. That is that true love,… 10/01/2013 on Best wingman ever 0
#28 - I tried to thumb you back up because no one deserves red thumb… 10/01/2013 on Best wingman ever 0
#192 - <Continued from last post> It took one particularly… 10/01/2013 on McFeels 0
#178 - Just coming out and saying that I am expecting some red thumbs…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/01/2013 on McFeels -1
User avatar #192 - damphyr (10/01/2013) [-]
<Continued from last post>
It took one particularly bad injury (I had punched a steel upright at my school so hard that I sent a hairline fracture up my forearm, it took me out for the rest of the season. I played varsity for four years and this happened in my Junior year) to get it through my head. My Dr. told my mom that the extent of the damage couldn't have been caused by one punch and that there was evidence of recurring injury and reconstruction on my bones. Well that's when the truth came out. My mom cried, my girlfriend cried, hell even my coach cried (he was like a dad to me, my real dad died when I was 13, part of those mental issues I mentioned before) and I got some help. It took me a really long time to stop hating myself for things that I didn't even know about, and to this day I am still working on some of it ) I'm 27 now, have a good job and a fantastic girlfriend (not the same one from HS, that bitch cheated on me the summer after graduation and I dropped her British ass like a hot brick) but I still have to deal with some of the more deeply seeded issues. It's a lifelong battle, and some days it's harder than others.
On the bright side of things when my hands healed up (after I stopped abusing them) they grew super hard knuckles and slightly enlarged cartilage deposits, so I have hands that are basically battering rams with built in shocks!
Anyway I hope I didn't bore anyone and fuck you to the <tldr> asshats. If you are cutting or practicing any other type of self mutilation, get help, this is NOT!!!! something you can beat on your own.
User avatar #185 - teranin (10/01/2013) [-]
Shit, the punching stuff reminds me of me when I was young.
#7 - One of them has a metal core and I salvaged some old air soft … 09/27/2013 on Lightsaber 0
#5 - This one is also a little beaten up because it was build (alon…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/26/2013 on Lightsaber 0
User avatar #6 - cheastnut (09/26/2013) [-]
i'd rather not show mine... i might try again some time though, can you tell me some of the stuff you use on the others
User avatar #7 - damphyr (09/27/2013) [-]
One of them has a metal core and I salvaged some old air soft silencers for the grips, and a "flash guard" from an old nerf gun for an emitter shroud.
Superglue is your friend and so is a Dremmel (or other rotary tool)
Feel free to send me a pm with any specific questions.
#4 - Here is the older saber, the 2nd one I build, the 1st, 3rd and…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/26/2013 on Lightsaber 0
User avatar #5 - damphyr (09/26/2013) [-]
This one is also a little beaten up because it was build (along with the 2nd,3rd,and 4th) as props for a star wars fan film. They needed to be robust and capable of taking a beating.
User avatar #6 - cheastnut (09/26/2013) [-]
i'd rather not show mine... i might try again some time though, can you tell me some of the stuff you use on the others
User avatar #7 - damphyr (09/27/2013) [-]
One of them has a metal core and I salvaged some old air soft silencers for the grips, and a "flash guard" from an old nerf gun for an emitter shroud.
Superglue is your friend and so is a Dremmel (or other rotary tool)
Feel free to send me a pm with any specific questions.
#2 - The gold core is PVC, the rings are built up layers of gaffing…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/26/2013 on Lightsaber 0
User avatar #3 - cheastnut (09/26/2013) [-]
sure. it wasn't that i couldn't do it i just couldn't get the stuff i needed back it 7th grade.
#4 - damphyr (09/26/2013) [-]
Here is the older saber, the 2nd one I build, the 1st, 3rd and 4th went to friends, the 5th to my girlfriend for her Sith cosplay. We're hoping to have them done (the costumes) in a year so we can make some of the cons.
User avatar #5 - damphyr (09/26/2013) [-]
This one is also a little beaten up because it was build (along with the 2nd,3rd,and 4th) as props for a star wars fan film. They needed to be robust and capable of taking a beating.
User avatar #6 - cheastnut (09/26/2013) [-]
i'd rather not show mine... i might try again some time though, can you tell me some of the stuff you use on the others
User avatar #7 - damphyr (09/27/2013) [-]
One of them has a metal core and I salvaged some old air soft silencers for the grips, and a "flash guard" from an old nerf gun for an emitter shroud.
Superglue is your friend and so is a Dremmel (or other rotary tool)
Feel free to send me a pm with any specific questions.
#93 - Sayajin Space Pod anyone? 09/14/2013 on Mmm +2
#160 - Saddest childrens movie ever made? Have you ever heard of a li… 09/03/2013 on Dont be fooled 0
#212 - This....is one of the most incredibly wise, thoughtful and ins… 09/03/2013 on she's looking forward to it +1
#230 - Schrodinger's cat is adleiavde? 08/29/2013 on lel 0
#397 - Sasha never did a cream pie... **** ton of facials, but …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2013 on Birthdays +5
User avatar #405 - dogwars (08/29/2013) [-]
I can confirm this, I am the cream pie she never received.
User avatar #433 - supervillanus (08/29/2013) [-]
wat
#73 - The mother is completely at fault here. inb4 driving the … 08/21/2013 on mother of the year +15
#159 - Why did I hear that black guy who does all the sex song's voic…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/21/2013 on Let God do his thing. 0
#178 - hachintheaxe (08/21/2013) [-]
That black guy who does all the sex songs hahaha
I love it
#167 - drhoffable (08/21/2013) [-]
bad things
#4276830 - i didnt ******* proxy! i dont even know what the **…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4276839 - wethepixel (08/13/2013) [-]
I'm in the same boat as you mate.
I'm only kidding about the proxy shit lol.
Addy thought it'd be a good idea to reset items to get new people and shit, it worked for a bit but now everyone's leaving again.
There's no undoing it now, I lost my vssm, 5 god gems, 8 super gems, thousands of imps and other shit.
People like Londmons lost 41 god gems I think, super god gem, and other stuff.
It's pretty crap, and yeah, fuck Addy. But it's done now.
#4276804 - i never did.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2013 on Play items 0
#4276807 - pokemonstheshiz (08/13/2013) [-]
i keed
items were kill
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