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Date Signed Up:7/23/2013
Last Login:9/11/2014
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#42 - I never had a good father.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/18/2013 on Cute +3
User avatar #55 - bdowns (08/18/2013) [-]
Then make sure your kids never say that about you
#50 - vulcanoflove (08/18/2013) [-]
I do not know why but I cannot stop laughing at this comment....I....I'm so sorry for this
#94 - It drives me nuts how every father tries to threaten boys by s… 08/17/2013 on Shotgun Shell +2
#1 - That's what you get for being a slut. 08/16/2013 on Hiding In The Bathroom +1
#8 - Why is this so clever?! I can't ******* handle it! 08/15/2013 on Jokes and stuff 0
#63 - Im actually not sure if that's him. I believe he has a differe… 08/15/2013 on (untitled) 0
#246 - This was either made by an actual slut, or a weird pedo guy.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2013 on mmmm emma waston +2
#266 - anonymous (08/15/2013) [-]
Yeah... it was posted by phanact

You must be new here
#75 - We won't survive for long if we all thought like beta pussies …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2013 on Something -1
User avatar #84 - sadistikal (08/14/2013) [-]
I, the "beta", have been in a commited relationship for the past 4 years, while "alpha males" like you probably soil their pants whenever they have to talk to a woman.
#64 - Well to be fair, we did save France twice. But other than… 08/12/2013 on Eurotrip -4
#85 - Oh I get it. 08/12/2013 on Ah, The family Photo (no... 0
#427 - That is too adorable. The sqee is off the charts. 08/12/2013 on If Disney Made Game Of Thrones 0
#523 - Implying that police haven't killed people without good reason also.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2013 on Where's my fucking tank? 0
#529 - iamnuff (08/11/2013) [-]
If a policeman randomly guns people down, he IS going to be caught instantly.


all police guns are registered, and they have to account for shots fired and ammunition expended.

If you come back to the precinct with 4 rounds missing, then you have some fucking explaining to do.

policemen are the most closely regulated armed men in the fucking world. even soldiers don't have as many eyes on them.

which is still not the point.


you singled out policemen with guns.


not soldiers, not random people buying them from wallmart.

policemen.

why?
#166 - The only female professor is named after a bush.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/10/2013 on Video Game Facts #18 0
#169 - chthulhu (08/10/2013) [-]
Nah dude, Juniper Tree
User avatar #167 - clockworkseven (08/10/2013) [-]
Heh, that's a sexual reference.
#197 - That's really unfair, and they should be recognized. But on th… 08/10/2013 on GMO Gold 0
#329 - So if human flaw is a reason that we shouldn't have high power…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/10/2013 on Where's my fucking tank? -1
#350 - iamnuff (08/10/2013) [-]
thats retarded.


"if human flaws are the reason we shouldn't have guns, they why do any humans have them"

why single out the one type of person that you can trust almost unconditionally, to NOT gun down an entire fucking crowd of bystanders?
#523 - damoclese (08/10/2013) [-]
Implying that police haven't killed people without good reason also.
#529 - iamnuff (08/11/2013) [-]
If a policeman randomly guns people down, he IS going to be caught instantly.


all police guns are registered, and they have to account for shots fired and ammunition expended.

If you come back to the precinct with 4 rounds missing, then you have some fucking explaining to do.

policemen are the most closely regulated armed men in the fucking world. even soldiers don't have as many eyes on them.

which is still not the point.


you singled out policemen with guns.


not soldiers, not random people buying them from wallmart.

policemen.

why?
#160 - I think it all depends on the girl. If that makes any sense. 08/10/2013 on Am I supposed to put... +1
#28 - See this is what happens when we let the Negro near our women.… 08/09/2013 on MORBID FOR GUYS -3
#56 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 08/09/2013 on Cousin's Picture -1
#70 - kingchase Comment deleted by damoclese
#57 - werepyregeneral Comment deleted by damoclese
#179 - I have one of those old copies of Zelda!!!! 08/09/2013 on Video Game Facts 16 0
#331 - Shouldn't that be an African baby? Because those guys will do …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2013 on Just what? -5
#341 - sweetjessierose (08/09/2013) [-]
yeah, because nobody associates cocaine with South America....
#33 - This man is like 50-something. How is he this attractive still?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2013 on Sexy Rob Lowe -1
User avatar #35 - strangemoo (08/08/2013) [-]
No idea.
#102 - That's the most accurate description of women ever. Oh my feels. 08/08/2013 on The Loneliest Unicorn +1
#70 - Moar!!! 08/06/2013 on Club Penguin Compilation 0
#262 - I would guess that she was fat before getting pregnant as well. 08/06/2013 on Hue 0
#393 - Also Bioshock infinite. (and this is a little far fetched) I t… 08/03/2013 on Video Game Trivia 7 0
#308 - What kind of man are you? Go knock that bitch up, spread your … 07/31/2013 on Thank fuck 0
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