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damoclese

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Date Signed Up:7/23/2013
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#53 - Alpha as ****! 09/10/2013 on Sexy time 0
#59 - Hurtful.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2013 on Are you sure? +4
#62 - zdawg (09/10/2013) [-]
Here, have a gif to compensate
#10 - Wait, now I remember. It landed on Spongebob's house, but then…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2013 on My Spoopy Encounter +1
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#11 - angelooo (09/10/2013) [-]
Oh okay, thanks for the clarification. I know it sounds like I'm being sarcastic but I'm not
#127 - No, he's very Christian and doesn't like to even talk about se…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2013 on Seriously.... 0
#129 - rockstarownage (09/10/2013) [-]
ah in that case, i'm at a loss
#8 - Nice one. I honestly didn't see it going in that direction. …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/10/2013 on My Spoopy Encounter +3
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#9 - angelooo (09/10/2013) [-]
Really? I actually thought it was in front of Spongebob's house because the anchor fell inside his home
#10 - damoclese (09/10/2013) [-]
Wait, now I remember. It landed on Spongebob's house, but then swung into Squidward's and that's where they climbed it from.
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#11 - angelooo (09/10/2013) [-]
Oh okay, thanks for the clarification. I know it sounds like I'm being sarcastic but I'm not
#3 - This is a bit of a stretch, but... It's like Oberyn Martel fig…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/10/2013 on for the queen! +1
#15 - ktkthegreat (09/10/2013) [-]
I wanted to know what the blue eye thing had written in it but, when I hovered my cursor over it, it just winked at me.
#24 - damoclese (09/10/2013) [-]
I am also not entirely sure what it does. But I believe that it means there is a spoiler in the comment.
Also, if you haven't seen Game of Thrones, you should watch Game of Thrones. A s read the books as well. This is a moment from the third book.
#116 - England definitely got us on this one. I mean we can't compare…  [+] (9 new replies) 09/10/2013 on English +2
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#465 - Conquistador (09/10/2013) [-]
The internet is an American invention. The web, however, was created by an Englishman and a Belgian.
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#146 - Crusader (09/10/2013) [-]
You guys are hardly responsible for the phone, it was designed and mostly built in Canada by a Scot, it was tested and patented in the USA.
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#129 - SuperSixONE (09/10/2013) [-]
Britain didn't invent the automobile, it was just those crafty French.
(Germans have the modern automobile.
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#130 - SuperSixONE (09/10/2013) [-]
Whoops *(Germans have the modern automobile.)
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#126 - alexthecanadian (09/10/2013) [-]
Telephone was invented by an Italian... in Italy... Alexander Graham Bell built it in Newfoundland, and patented in Boston. Mr. Bell took the credit. The automobile was invented by a German inventor Mr. Carl Benz. The (modern) Steam Engine was invented in Britain.
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#124 - mymiddleleg (09/10/2013) [-]
Its Britain by the way
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#123 - mymiddleleg (09/10/2013) [-]
USA still got their own inventions though
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#127 - NeucularNINJA (09/10/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure most (if not all) of those he listed were invented in America...
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#175 - jollybollocks (09/10/2013) [-]
for the internet it depends what you mean exactly. America had DARPAnet but the Uk has Tim Berners Lee who created the first web server/ web page. For Berners lee is was to be an open network whereas the american one was a closed network.
#119 - I feel ya. I haven't shaved in like two weeks and my face is n…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/10/2013 on Seriously.... 0
#126 - rockstarownage (09/10/2013) [-]
or he just jerks off a lot / has a girlfriend he banged a lot

studies show that men who anticipate sex more, grow facial hair much faster. (source needed)
#136 - reaperboy (09/10/2013) [-]
that is not always the case. its just genetics.
#137 - rockstarownage (09/10/2013) [-]
i know, i'm just saying its a possible reason
#138 - reaperboy (09/10/2013) [-]
correlation is not causation. just cause you can prove things happen at the same time does not mean it caused it
#140 - rockstarownage (09/10/2013) [-]
oh shut the fuck up, did i ask for your science, i was just stating something i heard before. there's no need to butt into a conversation just so you can sound smart
#141 - reaperboy (09/10/2013) [-]
i'm not trying to sound smart. people who try are stupid. i am like this naturally. furthermore you have to spread science and shit to better the word or else everyone gets the swags and the yolos
#127 - damoclese (09/10/2013) [-]
No, he's very Christian and doesn't like to even talk about sex. Which is fun to mess with. But that is interesting.
#129 - rockstarownage (09/10/2013) [-]
ah in that case, i'm at a loss
#93 - Good for him and all, but that spelling and grammar is abhorrent. 09/09/2013 on cumming out hard +2
#129 - I don't know. Honestly, a lot could use improvement at Hogwart… 09/09/2013 on We all hate this bitch +1