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Date Signed Up:7/23/2013
Last Login:9/11/2014
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#3 - Do you have a omens to talk about our lord and savior Cthulhu 12/23/2013 on Terrifying +3
#10 - Well I was on a church trip and I was in the basement of a rea… 09/22/2013 on description +3
#4 - Green eyes, smeared eye shadow, suggesting some artistic invol… 09/21/2013 on Nope...Nope...Nope... +1
#8 - :3 09/21/2013 on Just Another Feels Thread 0
#4 - I know that feel. I did the same thing, except I never dated h…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/21/2013 on Just Another Feels Thread 0
#5 - atgh (09/21/2013) [-]
You get a hug, and my sympathy.
#8 - damoclese (09/21/2013) [-]
:3
#56 - Is..is that..... BUTT FROSTING?!?!?!?! 09/21/2013 on Creamin' 0
#246 - Fair enough. But with this knowledge, it is more likely that y… 09/21/2013 on Facts, yo 0
#239 - What if they make you dig your own grave and then bury you lav…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/21/2013 on Facts, yo 0
User avatar #262 - psydoc (09/21/2013) [-]
I hope you don't mind if I weigh in on this one. I think the best way to handle that situation might be to dig the hole, but make sure the sides are at a 90 degree angle to the surface. Then when it's deep enough try to fight with the shovel, and use the hole as cover. If he's close enough to shoot you when you're crouched down in the corner, then maybe he's close enough to hit with the shovel. I figure if you managed to swipe his leg really good, then he probably now has bigger problems than killing you (an unexplainable injury, & needs medical care), and you might then be able to flee.
User avatar #240 - elcreepo (09/21/2013) [-]
Consider this. You're being buried alive, an absolutely horrendous way to go. A bullet is instantaneous. In that situation I would get up if unbound because I'd rather a bullet than suffocation.

They obviously want you to suffer, and know that there is a chance of you digging yourself out later. So the whole shirt thing is kind of useless and might not even work considering that six pounds of slightly moistened dirt and rocks is a LOT of weight.
#253 - acerose (09/21/2013) [-]
six pounds of slightly moistened dirt and rocks is six pounds, not a lot of weight.
User avatar #256 - elcreepo (09/21/2013) [-]
I meant to say six FEET.
#276 - acerose (09/21/2013) [-]
As long as you understand that a ton of feathers weighs the same as a ton of bricks, we're cool, dude.
#246 - damoclese (09/21/2013) [-]
Fair enough. But with this knowledge, it is more likely that you could come out alive. Not the best option maybe, but it's already a shitty situation.
Also, what if they kidnapped your family or something and you NEED revenge!
#205 - I ******* quit! But that was a good one. 09/21/2013 on Puns 0
#85 - 2smallcantread4me 09/20/2013 on 2spooky -1
#3 - Dear God that is hot as **** !!! 09/20/2013 on Wake up call 0
#114 - Iroh is emotionally stable. Just a little different. 09/19/2013 on does he look like a bitch +3
#59 - Random peacock? Are you from Corpus Christi  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2013 on Tumblingbling +1
User avatar #74 - DingoJ (09/19/2013) [-]
this may be a cool story but our town used to basically be a housing place for ircus animals off season so you can find old pictures of monkeys beng taken on waks down the main street and shit, and apparently a bunch of peacocks got out at one point andthey just hang around the suburbs, no one really bothers them unless they get in the way of the damn road (which they do...a lot)
#5 - This actually makes me really upset. I'm from America and I'm … 09/19/2013 on Oh sweden... +1
#37 - Awwww Tywin! 09/18/2013 on Original Prankster 0
#117 - If that had been a girl, this could have been hot. 09/18/2013 on Human Cereal Bowl 0
#23 - I love the Voynich manuscript! It's the most cryptic thing inn… 09/18/2013 on Interesting facts n shit 4 0
#135 - Oh come now, it just like anal sex. Maybe even cleaner, I woul… 09/18/2013 on a glass of tea -1
#222 - OP is my ****** . 09/18/2013 on 15 pounds... +1
#86 - Not to be perverse, but if you are a girl... I will eat dat wi…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2013 on a glass of tea -1
#90 - ariusbrightwing (09/17/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ that's disgusting.
#135 - damoclese (09/18/2013) [-]
Oh come now, it just like anal sex. Maybe even cleaner, I would rather risk my mouth, which I can brush and use mouth was on, than my penis which I can only wash and pray I don't get the heps.
And on another note, if you are in a committed relationship/marriage, sometimes you have to show your girl that they aren't disgusting. It might mean eating ass, kissing after getting head or eating her out on her period. You may hate it, it may be the last thing you ever want to do, but if you love her you will do anything to make her feel pretty. YOU are responsible to make her feel that even the worst things about her are appealing to you. Because to you, she is the your definition of beauty.
Also, fuck you, I can do whatever I want.
#214 - Metal.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2013 on Pretty Awesome +7
#221 - orchdork (09/17/2013) [-]
#133 - Why don't we settle this the old fashion way?! Whichever race … 09/15/2013 on America is for Americans! +5
#13 - Hot af 09/13/2013 on *le ifyouknowwhatimean-face 0
#77 - This reminds me. In nigh school I knew this guy who's initials… 09/12/2013 on inb4 0
#271 - Also. What is the difference between a cow and 911? You can't … 09/12/2013 on I started with Charmander +2
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