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Video Games Played: Bear Simulator
Interests: Jaywalking, entering restaurants without shoes, ripping the tags off of matresses, and collecting toe nail clippings
Date Signed Up:8/27/2013
Last Login:9/06/2014
Location:USA
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Sup. I guess I'm supposed to write some stuff about me here, so here I go.

I'm a high-school student, I don't like animus/mangos, TWD is my favorite show, I'm an animal-lover and my family and I own some farm animals, along with a few dogs and cats.

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#29 - It's a joke. This did not, and probably could not, happen. 09/05/2014 on Titled ( ͡° ʖ ͡ °) 0
#73 - I know crickets use their legs to make super sexy violin body … 08/20/2014 on This makes me sad actually 0
#6 - ....that's a grasshopper, not a fly.  [+] (10 new replies) 08/12/2014 on This makes me sad actually +8
User avatar #65 - theincrediblemrk (08/13/2014) [-]
Isn't it a cricket? I assumed it was a cricket because of the leg thing.
#63 - GShock (08/13/2014) [-]
I thought it was a cricket, since it was rubbing its legs together to try and make music.
User avatar #45 - kibbleking (08/13/2014) [-]
Who said it was a fly?
User avatar #7 - helterskeletor (08/12/2014) [-]
grasswalker now
User avatar #11 - createdjustnow (08/12/2014) [-]
more of a grassskipper really
User avatar #8 - fables (08/12/2014) [-]
because it takes wings to hop
User avatar #10 - createdjustnow (08/12/2014) [-]
well it uses it's wings to hop farther
User avatar #25 - yindragon (08/13/2014) [-]
Grasshopbutnotasfarer
#60 - amusingusername (08/13/2014) [-]
Sorry to wreck the party but that thing is actually a cricket since it was playing a song by playing it's legs like a violin alluding to the popular myth that crickets chirp by rubbing their legs together. (Which is false by the way. They use a specialized organ on their wings.)
User avatar #73 - damnfaithlessdogs (08/20/2014) [-]
I know crickets use their legs to make super sexy violin body music, but i said grasshopper since crickets are black. (at least every one I've ever seen)
#47 - Who are you trying to covince? Nobody on this site likes the f… 07/10/2014 on This man does god's work 0
#157 - That's one sassy security guard outfit. +10 for that midriff  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on Who are you? +1
User avatar #186 - pookahootycreeks (07/07/2014) [-]
They said I had to be sexy or tactical.
I chose both.
#48 - That's my current wallpaper. I'm proud to see it here 06/24/2014 on Everytime +1
#5 - Comment deleted 06/13/2014 on Doing the Dishes 0
#35 - ohai mark  [+] (4 new replies) 06/12/2014 on lisa does what she needs to +17
#50 - princefarwell (06/12/2014) [-]
#74 - plumpcorn (06/12/2014) [-]
Ahem, that's it! I'm tired of seeing cups of coffee turning into horse dicks!!
#75 - anonymous (06/12/2014) [-]
FYI its dehydrated sugar and acid
#78 - plumpcorn (06/12/2014) [-]
Oh. Well. Uhm... thanks, Anon.
#76 - Oh god that show was amazing 06/08/2014 on workout motivation 0
#76 - **damnfaithlessdogs rolled user haitsu ** whaddup shawt… 06/08/2014 on You know who you are 0

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User avatar #1 - istrollid (04/28/2014) [-]
learn to make a hotdog, dickbag
#2 to #1 - damnfaithlessdogs (04/28/2014) [-]
What are you mad about?
User avatar #3 to #2 - istrollid (04/28/2014) [-]
are you from denmark?
User avatar #4 to #3 - damnfaithlessdogs (04/28/2014) [-]
No, but now I remember you, you were complaining about Denmark.
You decided to come to my profile to insult me for thumbing you down, but if you bothered to look, I'm from the USA.
User avatar #6 to #4 - istrollid (04/28/2014) [-]
have you ever tasted the abomination that they dare to call a hotdog?
User avatar #5 to #4 - istrollid (04/28/2014) [-]
i saw that but i thought you might be an immigrant like many americans are
User avatar #7 to #5 - damnfaithlessdogs (04/28/2014) [-]
Oh okay, and no I've never tasted it. Is it that bad? lol
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