Upload
Login or register
x

damnfaithlessdogs

Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Gender: female
Age: 18
Facebook Profile: Nope
Consoles Owned: Gamesphere,Xbone
Video Games Played: Bee Movie: the Game(it's real), Fo4, skyrim
Interests: Jaywalking, entering restaurants without shoes, ripping the tags off of matresses, and collecting toe nail clippings
Date Signed Up:8/27/2013
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:USA
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#6326
Comment Ranking:#8374
Highest Content Rank:#4063
Highest Comment Rank:#595
Content Thumbs: 523 total,  614 ,  91
Comment Thumbs: 3886 total,  4121 ,  235
Content Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level 42 Content: Sammich eater → Level 43 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 0% (0/100)
Level 230 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 231 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:0
Content Views:49023
Times Content Favorited:50 times
Total Comments Made:790
FJ Points:3478
Favorite Tags: a (2) | Have (2)
I didn't ask for parents permission before I joined and lied about being 18. I like to live dangerously #cantbetamed

  • Views: 21491
    Thumbs Up 417 Thumbs Down 35 Total: +382
    Comments: 100
    Favorites: 21
    Uploaded: 03/17/14
    Dating Site Fails Dating Site Fails
  • Views: 10267
    Thumbs Up 36 Thumbs Down 14 Total: +22
    Comments: 24
    Favorites: 15
    Uploaded: 08/30/13
    (untitled) (untitled)
  • Views: 3022
    Thumbs Up 14 Thumbs Down 2 Total: +12
    Comments: 9
    Favorites: 1
    Uploaded: 01/05/16
    WAKE ME UP WAKE ME UP
  • Views: 1774
    Thumbs Up 8 Thumbs Down 3 Total: +5
    Comments: 7
    Favorites: 2
    Uploaded: 10/13/15
    Teen Wolf Teen Wolf

latest user's comments

#43 - Hancock is best companion. 01/12/2016 on Deadghoul +10
#146 - I'm not surprised about the lack of Kangal info, they're very,… 12/04/2015 on a post with a raw bite 0
#19 - There's actually a breed of dog with a bite force stronger tha…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/29/2015 on a post with a raw bite +23
#81 - iamthepapercut (11/29/2015) [-]
I have a lot of trouble trusting the numbers for dog's bite strengths most of the time since I can never find much actual study of it, just forums where people say "X breed bites with Y force." It also seems like a difficult thing to measure accurately considering you'd need a lot of dogs to get a reliable average for a breed, they'd all have to be raised in similar ways Couldn't have a k-9 unit going against a lazy house dog and they'd all have to bite with equal levels of aggression.

While trying to find actual numbers on the breed you mentioned I couldn't find a damn thing, just random people saying it was in the mid 700s. Did find this article in psychology today that's a pretty good look on the subject www.psychologytoday.com/blog/canine-corner/201005/dog-bite-force-myths-misinterpretations-and-realities and it mentions an actual study in the journal of anatomy that attempted to find a way to predict bite strength in domestic dogs via the dimensions of their skulls, and found that, unsurprisingly, the larger the dog and wider the jaw, the stronger the bite. They didn't test kangals (nor has any other reputable source I can find) but found Mastiff's to have the strongest at 552psi. Using the same methodology and comparing the two breeds, I have a hard time believing there could be a 200psi difference between them. Not saying they couldn't be stronger, but that's a huge difference so it throws that specific statistic into question
User avatar
#146 - damnfaithlessdogs (12/04/2015) [-]
I'm not surprised about the lack of Kangal info, they're very, very rare and are used almost exclusively in the Middle East for dog fighting and guarding. I see what you're saying, I'm just saying the lions bites is in the 600 psi range and the kangals isrecorded in the 700s; if this is true, then even if it's just one individual, then it still overpowers any other breed. I'd really like to find more accurate info, too.
#27 - For anyone wondering, the breed is called Mi Ki. 11/18/2015 on The derpiest of high fives 0
#13 - I get what you're saying but I think now people are branching … 11/13/2015 on Funny Pic : Beauty and The... +3
#70 - That's what I'm saying, everyone hates us because a small fact… 11/05/2015 on Midget porn 0
#22 - I am. That's the joke  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2015 on Manly transformation 0
User avatar
#23 - motherfuckingkenji (11/03/2015) [-]
That would imply that it would be possible for females to exist on FJ.
#36 - Well **** you too.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2015 on hur hur hur niggs -6
User avatar
#64 - therealkakashi (11/03/2015) [-]
FunnyJunk has a very racist userbase, that's just a fact mate.
#10 - Okay we get it, you don't like women.  [+] (10 new replies) 11/03/2015 on It's that time of year again +23
#11 - mpghbombsaway (11/03/2015) [-]
Okay we get it, you get triggered by sexist jokes
#31 - anon (11/05/2015) [-]
No it's just the same shit here every damn day. After a while it gets old.
#22 - donbionicle (11/03/2015) [-]
It's not that your joke is sexist that's the problem-those can be funny.

It's that's it's incorrect I take issue with.
#26 - mpghbombsaway (11/03/2015) [-]
I forgot all jokes had to be 100% realistic and and based only on real world premises. So basically every racist, sexist, etc. joke based remotely on inaccurate premises you take issue with? Think before you post
#27 - donbionicle (11/03/2015) [-]
Dude, it's okay. We all post shit that doesn't go over well, it happens. You tried, it didn't work this time, but maybe it will another time! Who knows. I've seen one person drop a picture and get red thumbed into oblivion, a week later it pops again on the front page.
User avatar
#30 - mpghbombsaway (11/03/2015) [-]
You have almost 10 times more posts than me despite me being on FJ for over 4 years longer than you have been. When you obsessively post 10+ times a day I can see why you think others would care about imaginary meaningless pinkies but unlike yourself many of us don't. Quite ironic that you would post something so incorrect when it is incorrect statements you take issue with
#29 - mpghbombsaway has deleted their comment.
User avatar
#28 - mpghbombsaway (11/03/2015) [-]
You think I care about imaginary pinkies? lol

Also, how is that remotely relevant to you saying that all jokes have to be 100% accurate and based only on factual thing? I assume, in that case, you also take issue with the original post since it implies men are only productive during November which is also factually inaccurate? Hell, every single post on funnyjunk I could probably find logical fallacies or inaccurate aspects for you to take issue with since its of such great concern to you
#16 - kokanum (11/03/2015) [-]
Okay we get it, you get triggered by ridicule
User avatar
#25 - mpghbombsaway (11/03/2015) [-]
I'll give you a 3/10 for effort but a third time using the joke is a bit repetitive and so for that I have to dock you
#52 - + 10 points for overpopulation 11/03/2015 on this, is fucking huge +8

Comments(7):

Leave a comment Refresh Comments Show GIFs
Anonymous comments allowed.
7 comments displayed.
User avatar #1 - istrollid (04/28/2014) [-]
learn to make a hotdog, dickbag
#2 to #1 - damnfaithlessdogs (04/28/2014) [-]
What are you mad about?
User avatar #3 to #2 - istrollid (04/28/2014) [-]
are you from denmark?
User avatar #4 to #3 - damnfaithlessdogs (04/28/2014) [-]
No, but now I remember you, you were complaining about Denmark.
You decided to come to my profile to insult me for thumbing you down, but if you bothered to look, I'm from the USA.
User avatar #6 to #4 - istrollid (04/28/2014) [-]
have you ever tasted the abomination that they dare to call a hotdog?
User avatar #5 to #4 - istrollid (04/28/2014) [-]
i saw that but i thought you might be an immigrant like many americans are
User avatar #7 to #5 - damnfaithlessdogs (04/28/2014) [-]
Oh okay, and no I've never tasted it. Is it that bad? lol
 Friends (0)