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- All too commonplace now.. Stay safe out there, especially with…
Fuck the police, amirite
Deaths by gunfire are up over 300% over last year.
I wear rifle plates in my armor all the time, now. I also have tourniquets and chest seals on my belt.
Due to everything going on with violence against police, EMS, and firefighters, we outfitted each of our bags with at least two "C.A.T." tourniquets.
If it makes you feel any better, watch the video. I'm happy that we're progressing, though a lot of departments don't have new vehicles in their budget. Hopefully whoever gets elected will be on the first responders' sides...
Our department does not use ballistic panels in our vehicles. It's pretty absurd.
Stay safe out there, brother.
I was more going off of the newer style interceptors that they're coming out with. I think it's cool to see that the companies are making an effort.
But yeah, you also.
- The same thing happened in Providence after the Baltimore riot…
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Recently in Melbourne
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- Working in emergency services, I dare someone to do this in fr…
- I don't care if you "peacefully protest". …
Oh my god that anonymous mask. The cringe...
Fuck dude. You have no idea how butthurt i am right now. And i have seen some triggering shit in my time. They act like monkeys.
The same thing happened in Providence after the Baltimore riots.. Rhode Island's busiest hospital had to stop taking in ambulances because all routes to the hospital were blocked...
It pisses me off to no end. They shout at the ambulance like the EMS personnel are gonna have your answers..
I would Pepper sprayed everyone of those fucking ingrates
Working in emergency services, I dare someone to do this in front of my rescue, engine, or tower. You will have three options:
1. Go deaf from the air horn/siren combo
2. Be forcibly removed by my bumper
3. Get out of the way on your own.
Numbers 1 and 2 are really up to my discretion, and depending on the nature of the call you might get both.
Closer to the end, where they start to shout "fuck Trump".. I get it, you hate the guy. You're protesting, and you're fighting. We can all see that. Now get the fuck out of the way of the ambulance that needs to help someone, because this is only hurting your cause (as you could see by the amount of support Trump gained after this event).
If only we could unite and stand up for real issues like this...
- Does literally everything have to be about ******* animals nowadays..?
Its a disney movie, to expect anything else would be stupid
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- But when everyone has an education, it will flood the fields t…
The mother of all Bernfags
- "9-1-1 caller reporting heavy smoke and screaming coming …
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