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#256 - The same thing happened in Providence after the Baltimore riot… 03/14/2016 on trump compilation 0
#40 - This is ******* awesome "Aussie pest control off… 03/13/2016 on Recently in Melbourne 0
#33 - A lot more people than just Eurofags use 24 hour clocks 03/13/2016 on Eurofags be like 0
#158 - Working in emergency services, I dare someone to do this in fr… 03/13/2016 on trump compilation +3
#137 - I don't care if you "peacefully protest". …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/13/2016 on trump compilation +8
#212 - thepandaking (03/14/2016) [-]
Oh my god that anonymous mask. The cringe...
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#207 - notjustalurker (03/14/2016) [-]
Fuck dude. You have no idea how butthurt i am right now. And i have seen some triggering shit in my time. They act like monkeys.
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#256 - dammriver (03/14/2016) [-]
The same thing happened in Providence after the Baltimore riots.. Rhode Island's busiest hospital had to stop taking in ambulances because all routes to the hospital were blocked...

It pisses me off to no end. They shout at the ambulance like the EMS personnel are gonna have your answers..
#153 - comegetsomederp (03/13/2016) [-]
I would Pepper sprayed everyone of those fucking ingrates
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#158 - dammriver (03/13/2016) [-]
Working in emergency services, I dare someone to do this in front of my rescue, engine, or tower. You will have three options:
1. Go deaf from the air horn/siren combo
2. Be forcibly removed by my bumper
3. Get out of the way on your own.

Numbers 1 and 2 are really up to my discretion, and depending on the nature of the call you might get both.

Closer to the end, where they start to shout "fuck Trump".. I get it, you hate the guy. You're protesting, and you're fighting. We can all see that. Now get the fuck out of the way of the ambulance that needs to help someone, because this is only hurting your cause (as you could see by the amount of support Trump gained after this event).
If only we could unite and stand up for real issues like this...
#4 - Does literally everything have to be about ******* animals nowadays..?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/07/2016 on Polygon +24
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#52 - shaddyz (03/07/2016) [-]
Its a disney movie, to expect anything else would be stupid
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#6 - Picture 03/06/2016 on App That Splits The Bill So... 0
#37 - But when everyone has an education, it will flood the fields t…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2016 on The mother of all Bernfags +1
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#43 - frenzyhero (03/03/2016) [-]
#17 - "9-1-1 caller reporting heavy smoke and screaming coming … 03/03/2016 on Yard work 101... +6
#15 - Because a lot of the things that people think are "bad&qu… 03/01/2016 on (Some) Black Lives Matter +3