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#20 - Depends on where you live and the staffing of departments arou… 04/24/2016 on The Matrix knows +1
#150 - She also changes her stances on everything … 04/24/2016 on How America looks from Yurop +4
#143 - As it stands, Sanders has a slim chance at beating Hillary.. F… 04/24/2016 on How America looks from Yurop +3
#67 - "That's why we distance ourselves, that's why we make jok…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2016 on I'm No Superman +6
#97 - anon (04/20/2016) [-]
#62 - Sorry for the late reply. As I said, people are stupi… 04/20/2016 on Why did she use a lighter..? 0
#31 - Or tried to use the light from the lighter to see if her tank …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/17/2016 on Why did she use a lighter..? +2
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#33 - belshir (04/17/2016) [-]
let me just use a lighter near the most flammable liquid known to man in the presence of a bright spotlight....

yeah man thats it, you nailed it
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#62 - dammriver (04/20/2016) [-]
Sorry for the late reply.

As I said, people are stupid.

You see dumber things than this in EMS, on a regular day.

If the nozzle was currently being used to fill the tank, that generally means that the cap was off. Generally when a cap is off, it is no longer on. That would mean that she doesn't need to un-freeze the cap.

From what I remember, "checking to see if it was full" was the actual explanation givven.
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#35 - warioteam (04/17/2016) [-]
?? were you there? unfreezing the cap is a wild guess at best, and correct me if im wrong but the cap of the car doesnt start where the pump starts.
#24 - Busses use compartmentalization in lieu of seatbelts. Generall…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/17/2016 on we must go, our planet need... +10
#28 - puttman (04/17/2016) [-]
Since we cant have zero injuries lets not try to minimize them
#32 - anon (04/17/2016) [-]
No, it's "since collision injuries are going to be really bad with or without seatbelts in any accident bad enough for the bus to feel, we should assess the risks of their use compared to the risks of not using them and decide accordingly." Learn to fucking read.

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#122 - If it makes you feel any better, the thing that we don't tell … 04/06/2016 on Firefighters get training... +2
#121 - Have you ever lifted dead weight? Have you considered the stre… 04/06/2016 on Firefighters get training... +1