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#185 - djmaryhikineet (01/10/2016) [-]
your right but i was more saying a genral version of it since ik there would be alot of exeptions though if you arent willing to take on fatherhood then you shouldnt have sex with a minor
#181 - And they can nail you with "production of" if you ta… 01/10/2016 on Statutory Rape 0
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#164 - machiavellianhumor (01/10/2016) [-]
technically speaking yeah sending pics makes you guilty of child porn distribution
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#181 - dammriver (01/10/2016) [-]
And they can nail you with "production of" if you take the pictures (even if they're of yourself).
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#177 - djmaryhikineet (01/10/2016) [-]
i say the same thing for when it comes to animals, don't fuck them, let them fuck you cuse you can hurt them if your the one fucking them. if they fuck you, your the one who has to deal with anything that happens to your body and not theres. people don't get that sometimes a double standard isn't needed b/c one is worse then the other so if they got treated teh same then it be unfair
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#182 - dammriver (01/10/2016) [-]
The problem with this is that even when you "let the girl fuck you instead of fucking them", all that they have to do is claim that you raped them. Even if you have proof of consent, she can say that she changed her mind halfway through.

Then, when you flip this around, even when a male doesn't want it, he just gets laughed at. As a male, if she gets pregnant after she had sex with you against your will, you can still get hit with child support and can be treated 100% as the father figure. That's even if you didn't want sex to begin with.

So no, although it might not "physically" damage males, it still can be just as mentally damaging as when a female is raped.
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#185 - djmaryhikineet (01/10/2016) [-]
your right but i was more saying a genral version of it since ik there would be alot of exeptions though if you arent willing to take on fatherhood then you shouldnt have sex with a minor
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#1191 - enslavedyouth (08/24/2015) [-]
Hey there. Remember me?
User avatar #1192 to #1191 - dammriver (08/25/2015) [-]
...Haunter..?
#1193 to #1192 - enslavedyouth (08/25/2015) [-]
The one and only.
User avatar #1194 to #1193 - dammriver (08/26/2015) [-]
How have you been?
User avatar #1190 - novabird (08/22/2015) [-]
cadences place now active again.
#1186 - lucky ONLINE (07/10/2015) [-]
Hello Kyle
#1188 to #1186 - dammriver (07/11/2015) [-]
Oh, Hello Kyle!
User avatar #1189 to #1188 - lucky ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
How'd ya know
#1178 - greedtheavaricious (03/11/2015) [-]
It has been too long.
#1179 to #1178 - dammriver (03/12/2015) [-]
Yes, yes it has.
Yes, yes it has.
#1180 to #1179 - greedtheavaricious (03/12/2015) [-]
How have you been, old friend?
#1181 to #1180 - dammriver (03/12/2015) [-]
I've been pretty alright, yourself?
#1182 to #1181 - greedtheavaricious (03/12/2015) [-]
That's all you have to say after.. about a year?

Come on, man. Give me some details. If that's you, you sexy ass mofugga.
#1183 to #1182 - dammriver (03/12/2015) [-]
That isn't me yet, sadly..

Well, I've kinda done a lot of things.. I'm a very active member of my local FD, and am a certified EMS provider.. I'm also going through fire school right now, so by May I'll be a fully-certified firefighter, and after that I'm going to get in to the next available EMT course. I became a security guard, and am fully pursuing my goal of becoming a Police Officer. Graduated high school, and living life one day at a time, yanno?
#1184 to #1183 - greedtheavaricious (03/13/2015) [-]
Seems like you've been around.   
   
As for myself.. quite a few things happened. Started driving school, started internship, got fired because I'm too impatient and unskilled for electrician as well as lacking interest, developed a strong bond with a friend, his family and especially the kids, which turned me into a great caretaker over time, going to become a kindergardner some day because of that, now looking for an apprenticeship either as salesman or as cook.   
   
All in all, life is good. I'm still fat and drink too much, though.
Seems like you've been around.

As for myself.. quite a few things happened. Started driving school, started internship, got fired because I'm too impatient and unskilled for electrician as well as lacking interest, developed a strong bond with a friend, his family and especially the kids, which turned me into a great caretaker over time, going to become a kindergardner some day because of that, now looking for an apprenticeship either as salesman or as cook.

All in all, life is good. I'm still fat and drink too much, though.
User avatar #1185 to #1184 - dammriver (03/13/2015) [-]
That reminds me of me a lot haha.

I went through high school learning how to become an electrician, just to find out that I hate it.. Now I'm pretty much just trying to do what I can to better my life and get myself on track.
User avatar #1172 - KakashiHatake (11/24/2014) [-]
I'm doing my best to defend you in the comments, but sometimes you can't argue with stupid.
User avatar #1173 to #1172 - dammriver (11/24/2014) [-]
I know, I just stopped arguing. We can't get through his thick head, and he isn't going to accept any form of reason. Thank you for helping, and I think the sheer amount of people that understand that the officer did what he had to is good enough.
User avatar #1174 to #1173 - KakashiHatake (11/24/2014) [-]
I've actually thought about becoming a police officer, or working with them. I've been a certified gunsmith for a year now, but since I'm not 21 I can't get an FFL which really sucks.
User avatar #1175 to #1174 - dammriver (11/24/2014) [-]
Right now I'm trying to get into security, since it will really help my resume. Right now I'm more on the fire/EMS side of things, but I have wanted to be a police officer since I was like 4 or 5 years old.
User avatar #1176 to #1175 - KakashiHatake (11/24/2014) [-]
Well good luck to you, I'm still unsure what I want to do, at least you have a goal.
User avatar #1177 to #1176 - dammriver (11/24/2014) [-]
I do have a goal, but I'm still not too sure how I want to reach it..

But yeah, thanks!

Good luck to you in whatever field you decide to pursue.
User avatar #1154 - wfddfw (04/17/2014) [-]
where in CT are you from brother?
User avatar #1155 to #1154 - dammriver (04/17/2014) [-]
Extreme northeast area, about 20 minutes from the Mass border, and 10 minutes from the Rhode Island border. You?
User avatar #1156 to #1155 - wfddfw (04/18/2014) [-]
Litchfield County. In the Torrington area
User avatar #1157 to #1156 - dammriver (04/18/2014) [-]
I'm Windham County lol..

Are you paid or volunteer?
User avatar #1158 to #1157 - wfddfw (04/18/2014) [-]
Volunteer. Looking to move out of CT and becoming paid
User avatar #1159 to #1158 - dammriver (04/18/2014) [-]
More southern parts and cities like Hartford have paid, unless you just want to get out..

If I were to leave CT, I'd probably try to go LAPD or LAFD..
User avatar #1160 to #1159 - wfddfw (04/18/2014) [-]
Im thinking of leaving completely.
wanna go somewhere south, like the Carolinas
User avatar #1161 to #1160 - dammriver (04/18/2014) [-]
Myrtle beach is a nice area. A lot of action due to tourists, as well.

I'm looking at becoming a state trooper in a few years, so I'll probably be in CT for the majority of my life..
User avatar #1162 to #1161 - wfddfw (04/18/2014) [-]
a good friend of mine is trying to become a state trooper. props to you and him. they have to deal with a lot of ****
User avatar #1163 to #1162 - dammriver (04/18/2014) [-]
That's actually one of the reasons that I joined the fire department (I'm volunteer as well). I wanted to know what I'd be seeing, and what I would be dealing with.. Kinda also wanted to make sure that I could handle all of the blood and gore (though I was pretty sure that I could). After I joined, I fell in love with it.
User avatar #1164 to #1163 - wfddfw (04/18/2014) [-]
that's exactly what happened with me.
I've seen so much **** that I'm used to it. First dead guy was a week after I turned 15, because i was involved with the junior firefighter program on my department
User avatar #1165 to #1164 - dammriver (04/18/2014) [-]
I'm still involved with the junior firefighter program, actually.. I joined fairly recently, and I'm 17.. Been to a lot of overdoses, some to people that I knew.

I think that my biggest problem is going to be children.
User avatar #1166 to #1165 - wfddfw (04/18/2014) [-]
I'm 17 as well, to be honest.


My biggest problem is children. I refuse to go to calls involving kids and pedis. We had a pedi CODE a while back and I just couldn't bring myself to go.

I've had my fair share of CODEs and doing CPR already, but it's just something about calls with kids that I can't handle

User avatar #1167 to #1166 - dammriver (04/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's the same thing I hear with a lot of people.

But, on the brighter parts of it, the brotherhood is amazing, the bonds between us and t=police officers is awesome, and the fact that we are a community that does everything from have a cookout at somebody's house to fighting a fire in a matter of minutes is also awesome.. It's one big family, and I really enjoy it.
User avatar #1168 to #1167 - wfddfw (04/18/2014) [-]
that's what I love about it too.


I've been involved with it for a little over 3 years already and i gotta say, I'm glad I did it. I made so many awesome friends with it. and they've taught me so much. its great
User avatar #1169 to #1168 - dammriver (04/18/2014) [-]
I only joined abut six months ago, and I've met a lot of awesome people as well. Plus, it's an exciting conversation starter. Wearing a sweatshirt that says what department you're from, and all of the other firefighters start to talk to you.
User avatar #1170 to #1169 - wfddfw (04/18/2014) [-]
very true. That's what I love the most. the comradery. meeting guys from other departments and swapping stories is always a ton of fun
User avatar #1171 to #1170 - dammriver (04/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, it is. From all over the country, or even just the next town over.
#1146 - greedtheavaricious (03/21/2014) [-]
Hey. Haven't seen you in a while.
User avatar #1147 to #1146 - dammriver (03/21/2014) [-]
Haunter?

Yeah, it's been a while..

How are you?
User avatar #1148 to #1147 - greedtheavaricious (03/22/2014) [-]
It's been going okay here. I'm getting a job, get my drivers license paid and it's all around going fine, though the downside is I have to leave everything behind when I have to move in with my dad.

How are you?
User avatar #1149 to #1148 - dammriver (03/23/2014) [-]
Well that's kinda good.. Why do you have to move?

And I'm alright. Joined my local fire department as a volunteer, and I should have my Emergency Medical Responder certification by the end of June. Helping people out around my school and stuff.. It's good.
User avatar #1150 to #1149 - greedtheavaricious (03/23/2014) [-]
Ahh, didn't see that until now, sorry.

You're going to be a firefighter, eh? You're doing gods work, man.

Helping people out is always a good feeling, you bring a smile to their faces and that's always awesome.
User avatar #1151 to #1150 - dammriver (03/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, I love doing it. Helping people is definitely something that I'm happy to do..

So what's up with you? Why are you moving and everything?
User avatar #1152 to #1151 - greedtheavaricious (03/24/2014) [-]
God, I should really stop replying so slowly.

Well, where to start... job offer from dad at his company. Well, not his, but he's a high ranked animal there, so I'll be learning under his wings. He's living a couple hours away from here, means I'll have to move. Electrician! Something I've wanted to do since I was a toddler. Obviously wanted it because my dad does it, and sons usually try to become like their dads, eh?^^ Well I still want to, this time out of own reasons though. Learning how to install, reapir and maintain electric stuff, for example.. **** I barely know anything about it, but hey, I'm going to learn.
User avatar #1153 to #1152 - dammriver (03/25/2014) [-]
Don't worry about replies lol

And that's awesome! I've been studying electrical for the past 3 and a half years.. I'm not really a fan, but yanno..
User avatar #1132 - haunterbrony (05/29/2013) [-]
Ugh.. sorry forthe late popping by, my sense of time got kinda mixed up. How are you?
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User avatar #1115 - haunterbrony (05/05/2013) [-]
Hey Dammdamm.

User avatar #1116 to #1115 - dammriver (05/05/2013) [-]
Hey, what's up?
User avatar #1117 to #1116 - haunterbrony (05/05/2013) [-]
Doctor Who, and lots of it.^^

What's with you?
User avatar #1118 to #1117 - dammriver (05/05/2013) [-]
Not much' kinda miss a couple of users...
*sigh*
How are ya? Coming to the Tinychat 'party' later?
User avatar #1119 to #1118 - haunterbrony (05/05/2013) [-]
Naaah, I need to sleep early. Not that tomorrow is anything, just getting used to more sleep. Which is also by far better for my metabolism, which I need.

Who do you miss?
User avatar #1120 to #1119 - dammriver (05/05/2013) [-]
Zephy, Shy, and a couple more... Those two are closer to "top" of my list right now, though...
User avatar #1121 to #1120 - haunterbrony (05/05/2013) [-]
Zeph is going through a hard time right now. And what happened with Shy... I don't know what's with him :I
User avatar #1122 to #1121 - dammriver (05/05/2013) [-]
I know about Zeph, thanks to Delta, but Shy... I just wish I could give him a hug :/

I hope that he either didn't go through, or something failed... I really do... I don't know where he's from, though... I don't know much :/
User avatar #1123 to #1122 - haunterbrony (05/05/2013) [-]
Let's just say I hope he's still breathing. One time the only reason he didn't do it is because the lack o a rope. I dearly hope he didn't find one.
User avatar #1124 to #1123 - dammriver (05/05/2013) [-]
Did he ever say why he wanted to?
User avatar #1125 to #1124 - haunterbrony (05/05/2013) [-]
He is constantly depressed. I tried several times to get to him but.. well, he never really opened. Doesn't mean I won't try it again when he returns from wherever he is.
User avatar #1126 to #1125 - dammriver (05/05/2013) [-]
I'm going to try to take a passionate/calm and caring approach at first, then, if that doesn't work, I'm going to try to be more 'assertive'... Damn my mind and its desire to help everything with everything. I guess it's a good thing, though, because it makes me stand out from the average crowd...

Anyway, I hope he comes back...
#1107 - haunterbrony (04/29/2013) [-]
Hello, Dammy.
User avatar #1108 to #1107 - dammriver (04/29/2013) [-]
Hey... How are you?
#1109 to #1108 - haunterbrony (04/29/2013) [-]
I'm pretty good. Nothing to complain about for once. How are you?
User avatar #1110 to #1109 - dammriver (04/29/2013) [-]
I'm okay... Got some more 'fun' news this weekend :/

April just needs to be over, and May needs to be better...
#1111 to #1110 - haunterbrony (04/29/2013) [-]
News? What news? Need to talk it out?
User avatar #1112 to #1111 - dammriver (04/29/2013) [-]
Don't really need to talk it out, but I found out that someone that's in my shop (a 'friend', but not close) at school was involved in a serious motorcycle accident... They don't know if he's going to make it...
#1113 to #1112 - haunterbrony (04/29/2013) [-]
That's pretty harsh... I'd say go and visit him.

How's life treating you otherwise? Going halfway okay?
User avatar #1114 to #1113 - dammriver (04/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, I guess... I can't wait for April to be over...
User avatar #1100 - dammriver (04/18/2013) [-]
jimimipw
haunterbrony
...
Either of you know anything about what's up with Sal?
#1104 to #1100 - jimimipwr (04/18/2013) [-]
Nope. I dunno man...
User avatar #1105 to #1104 - dammriver (04/18/2013) [-]
*sigh*
I wish he'd come back...
User avatar #1106 to #1105 - jimimipwr (04/18/2013) [-]
Me too, man...
I miss the guy.
#1102 to #1100 - haunterbrony (04/18/2013) [-]
**** if I know. Either he quit the internet for good and needs a long ass break or... let's not even consider the second option.
User avatar #1103 to #1102 - dammriver (04/18/2013) [-]
I just... ******* hell :/
User avatar #1101 to #1100 - dammriver (04/18/2013) [-]
* jimimipwr
User avatar #1084 - princesscadence (04/15/2013) [-]
Hey
User avatar #1085 to #1084 - dammriver (04/15/2013) [-]
Hey, how are ya?
#1086 to #1085 - princesscadence (04/15/2013) [-]
Well still not doing too well......
User avatar #1087 to #1086 - dammriver (04/15/2013) [-]
Well,what's bothering you?
#1088 to #1087 - princesscadence (04/15/2013) [-]
A lot of things...primarily losing my house and such......
User avatar #1089 to #1088 - dammriver (04/15/2013) [-]
Do you have a place to go?

Like your friend in Las Vegas, or the one in Cali?
#1090 to #1089 - princesscadence (04/15/2013) [-]
Possibly....only problem is the cost of getting there....would love cali more than Vegas cause my friends in Vegas are not so understanding of me.
User avatar #1091 to #1090 - dammriver (04/15/2013) [-]
Do you have an income, yet?
User avatar #1092 to #1091 - princesscadence (04/15/2013) [-]
No....and it wouldn't help since my parents would use my pay to help pay off what they owe to banks....while they just pressure me and sit around watchign TV
User avatar #1093 to #1092 - dammriver (04/15/2013) [-]
Is there a way that your friends could come get you?
User avatar #1094 to #1093 - princesscadence (04/15/2013) [-]
not sure since only thing they would be doing is a round trip to here......my friend in Cali wont mind having me over there but my friends in Vegas may get a little irritated at how long it may take for me to actually start paying them rent....only problem I have is getting there and such......not sure how anyone can help me with this and not entirely sure how to get their own my own.
User avatar #1095 to #1094 - dammriver (04/15/2013) [-]
Hmm... So basically, you just need transportation...

Somewhat a waiting game, now...
What else is bothering you?
User avatar #1096 to #1095 - princesscadence (04/15/2013) [-]
Ponyville kind if having a lot of drama lately.....and stuff.

Mostly my worries are in transportation seeing as how I have no way to cover that cost on my own.
User avatar #1097 to #1096 - dammriver (04/15/2013) [-]
Any way to start a fundraiser of some sort?
User avatar #1098 to #1097 - princesscadence (04/15/2013) [-]
not sure how to start one
User avatar #1099 to #1098 - dammriver (04/15/2013) [-]
https://www.youcaring.com/create-fundraiser.aspx

You need to login to view this link

There's some others, too...
User avatar #1076 - haunterbrony (04/12/2013) [-]
DAMMY
User avatar #1077 to #1076 - dammriver (04/12/2013) [-]
HAUNTY
User avatar #1078 to #1077 - haunterbrony (04/12/2013) [-]
HOW IS YOU
User avatar #1079 to #1078 - dammriver (04/12/2013) [-]
I IS GOOD

HOW IS YOU
User avatar #1080 to #1079 - haunterbrony (04/12/2013) [-]
I'S GEWD TOO

I'S BORED
User avatar #1081 to #1080 - dammriver (04/12/2013) [-]
I'S BORED TOO...
User avatar #1082 to #1081 - haunterbrony (04/12/2013) [-]
LET'S ENTERTAIN EACH OTHER THEN!
User avatar #1083 to #1082 - dammriver (04/12/2013) [-]
BUTT HOW?
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