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| #59 - Picture | 01/11/2016 on Depression | +1 |
| #73 - Well, they're "similar" in the sense that they both … | 01/11/2016 on Straight Up Caught Comp. 18 | +1 |
| #17 - *Back got baby | 01/11/2016 on Baby Got Back | 0 |
| #91 - I can tell you from experience that a lot of these people are … | 01/10/2016 on was told to post here 2 | 0 |
| #182 - The problem with this is that even when you "let the girl… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/10/2016 on Statutory Rape | 0 |
| your right but i was more saying a genral version of it since ik there would be alot of exeptions though if you arent willing to take on fatherhood then you shouldnt have sex with a minor | ||
| #181 - And they can nail you with "production of" if you ta… | 01/10/2016 on Statutory Rape | 0 |
| #106 - Hell, a guy got arrested for having explicit pictures of HIMSE… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/09/2016 on Statutory Rape | 0 |
| technically speaking yeah sending pics makes you guilty of child porn distribution | ||
| #101 - To add on, this is EVEN IF the girl involved says that she wan… [+] (3 new replies) | 01/09/2016 on Statutory Rape | +5 |
| i say the same thing for when it comes to animals, don't fuck them, let them fuck you cuse you can hurt them if your the one fucking them. if they fuck you, your the one who has to deal with anything that happens to your body and not theres. people don't get that sometimes a double standard isn't needed b/c one is worse then the other so if they got treated teh same then it be unfair The problem with this is that even when you "let the girl fuck you instead of fucking them", all that they have to do is claim that you raped them. Even if you have proof of consent, she can say that she changed her mind halfway through. Then, when you flip this around, even when a male doesn't want it, he just gets laughed at. As a male, if she gets pregnant after she had sex with you against your will, you can still get hit with child support and can be treated 100% as the father figure. That's even if you didn't want sex to begin with. So no, although it might not "physically" damage males, it still can be just as mentally damaging as when a female is raped. your right but i was more saying a genral version of it since ik there would be alot of exeptions though if you arent willing to take on fatherhood then you shouldnt have sex with a minor | ||
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| #83 - The funny thing is that there actually was a small wildfire re… | 01/08/2016 on Only In America | 0 |
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That isn't me yet, sadly..
Well, I've kinda done a lot of things.. I'm a very active member of my local FD, and am a certified EMS provider.. I'm also going through fire school right now, so by May I'll be a fully-certified firefighter, and after that I'm going to get in to the next available EMT course. I became a security guard, and am fully pursuing my goal of becoming a Police Officer. Graduated high school, and living life one day at a time, yanno?
Well, I've kinda done a lot of things.. I'm a very active member of my local FD, and am a certified EMS provider.. I'm also going through fire school right now, so by May I'll be a fully-certified firefighter, and after that I'm going to get in to the next available EMT course. I became a security guard, and am fully pursuing my goal of becoming a Police Officer. Graduated high school, and living life one day at a time, yanno?
As for myself.. quite a few things happened. Started driving school, started internship, got fired because I'm too impatient and unskilled for electrician as well as lacking interest, developed a strong bond with a friend, his family and especially the kids, which turned me into a great caretaker over time, going to become a kindergardner some day because of that, now looking for an apprenticeship either as salesman or as cook.
All in all, life is good. I'm still fat and drink too much, though.
I'm doing my best to defend you in the comments, but sometimes you can't argue with stupid.
I've actually thought about becoming a police officer, or working with them. I've been a certified gunsmith for a year now, but since I'm not 21 I can't get an FFL which really sucks.
Well good luck to you, I'm still unsure what I want to do, at least you have a goal.
That's actually one of the reasons that I joined the fire department (I'm volunteer as well). I wanted to know what I'd be seeing, and what I would be dealing with.. Kinda also wanted to make sure that I could handle all of the blood and gore (though I was pretty sure that I could). After I joined, I fell in love with it.
I'm 17 as well, to be honest.
My biggest problem is children. I refuse to go to calls involving kids and pedis. We had a pedi CODE a while back and I just couldn't bring myself to go.
I've had my fair share of CODEs and doing CPR already, but it's just something about calls with kids that I can't handle
My biggest problem is children. I refuse to go to calls involving kids and pedis. We had a pedi CODE a while back and I just couldn't bring myself to go.
I've had my fair share of CODEs and doing CPR already, but it's just something about calls with kids that I can't handle
Yeah, that's the same thing I hear with a lot of people.
But, on the brighter parts of it, the brotherhood is amazing, the bonds between us and t=police officers is awesome, and the fact that we are a community that does everything from have a cookout at somebody's house to fighting a fire in a matter of minutes is also awesome.. It's one big family, and I really enjoy it.
But, on the brighter parts of it, the brotherhood is amazing, the bonds between us and t=police officers is awesome, and the fact that we are a community that does everything from have a cookout at somebody's house to fighting a fire in a matter of minutes is also awesome.. It's one big family, and I really enjoy it.
It's been going okay here. I'm getting a job, get my drivers license paid and it's all around going fine, though the downside is I have to leave everything behind when I have to move in with my dad.
How are you?
How are you?
Well that's kinda good.. Why do you have to move?
And I'm alright. Joined my local fire department as a volunteer, and I should have my Emergency Medical Responder certification by the end of June. Helping people out around my school and stuff.. It's good.
And I'm alright. Joined my local fire department as a volunteer, and I should have my Emergency Medical Responder certification by the end of June. Helping people out around my school and stuff.. It's good.
Ahh, didn't see that until now, sorry.
You're going to be a firefighter, eh? You're doing gods work, man.
Helping people out is always a good feeling, you bring a smile to their faces and that's always awesome.
You're going to be a firefighter, eh? You're doing gods work, man.
Helping people out is always a good feeling, you bring a smile to their faces and that's always awesome.
God, I should really stop replying so slowly.
Well, where to start... job offer from dad at his company. Well, not his, but he's a high ranked animal there, so I'll be learning under his wings. He's living a couple hours away from here, means I'll have to move. Electrician! Something I've wanted to do since I was a toddler. Obviously wanted it because my dad does it, and sons usually try to become like their dads, eh?^^ Well I still want to, this time out of own reasons though. Learning how to install, reapir and maintain electric stuff, for example.. **** I barely know anything about it, but hey, I'm going to learn.
Well, where to start... job offer from dad at his company. Well, not his, but he's a high ranked animal there, so I'll be learning under his wings. He's living a couple hours away from here, means I'll have to move. Electrician! Something I've wanted to do since I was a toddler. Obviously wanted it because my dad does it, and sons usually try to become like their dads, eh?^^ Well I still want to, this time out of own reasons though. Learning how to install, reapir and maintain electric stuff, for example.. **** I barely know anything about it, but hey, I'm going to learn.
Ugh.. sorry forthe late popping by, my sense of time got kinda mixed up. How are you?
Naaah, I need to sleep early. Not that tomorrow is anything, just getting used to more sleep. Which is also by far better for my metabolism, which I need.
Who do you miss?
Who do you miss?
Zeph is going through a hard time right now. And what happened with Shy... I don't know what's with him :I
Let's just say I hope he's still breathing. One time the only reason he didn't do it is because the lack o a rope. I dearly hope he didn't find one.
He is constantly depressed. I tried several times to get to him but.. well, he never really opened. Doesn't mean I won't try it again when he returns from wherever he is.
I'm going to try to take a passionate/calm and caring approach at first, then, if that doesn't work, I'm going to try to be more 'assertive'... Damn my mind and its desire to help everything with everything. I guess it's a good thing, though, because it makes me stand out from the average crowd...
Anyway, I hope he comes back...
Anyway, I hope he comes back...
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Either of you know anything about what's up with Sal?
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Either of you know anything about what's up with Sal?
**** if I know. Either he quit the internet for good and needs a long ass break or... let's not even consider the second option.
No....and it wouldn't help since my parents would use my pay to help pay off what they owe to banks....while they just pressure me and sit around watchign TV
not sure since only thing they would be doing is a round trip to here......my friend in Cali wont mind having me over there but my friends in Vegas may get a little irritated at how long it may take for me to actually start paying them rent....only problem I have is getting there and such......not sure how anyone can help me with this and not entirely sure how to get their own my own.
Ponyville kind if having a lot of drama lately.....and stuff.
Mostly my worries are in transportation seeing as how I have no way to cover that cost on my own.
Mostly my worries are in transportation seeing as how I have no way to cover that cost on my own.
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