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Date Signed Up:1/08/2013
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Content Thumbs: 307 total,  385 ,  78
Comment Thumbs: 30 total,  42 ,  12
Content Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level 30 Content: Peasant → Level 31 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 61.81% (34/55)
Level 0 Comments: Untouched account → Level 1 Comments: New Here
Content Views:43257
Times Content Favorited:6 times
Total Comments Made:30
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latest user's comments

#2 - sorry i wanted one too but couldnt find one 10/27/2013 on happy halloween 0
#16 - maybe by blueberries they meant blueballs 10/27/2013 on Blueberries 0
#16 - thats me when im drunk and honk some girls chest 10/27/2013 on MFW I 'secure' the kills as... -1
#6 - god damn it i was logged out 10/27/2013 on kids dancing. you're doing... 0
#60 - back in highschool i had a teacher invite to her house alone …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2013 on Come on guys 0
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#66 - heartlessrobot (10/21/2013) [-]
Fuck, that happened to me too.
#9 - it appears i wasnt logged in when i said that 04/21/2013 on true story 0
#29 - it kinda looks like hes going from takeing a massive dump to g…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2013 on CHOO CHOO! -1
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#37 - braddlesxp (04/20/2013) [-]
how do you think saying that is funny

you can say that whenever someone makes a stupid face
#93 - i wonder how many people would stand there and just lift it ju… 03/27/2013 on Walk of shame +2
#2 - its a women serving a man im not sure what a tie had to do wit…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/20/2013 on mans world 0
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#3 - YukonCornelius (03/20/2013) [-]
yeah thats the part that threw a wrench in it for me
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#5 - astropuke (03/21/2013) [-]
When your woman wakes up in the morning and sees your already fresh beshirted sporting a manly as fuck tie without having left the bed or even woken the fuck up because you're just that badass of a manly motherfucker manform next to her, the 9.0 Richter scale thundering quakes she will experience in her pink regions will knock her from the bed and compel her to serve you the kind of Norse-god approved meat-based smörgasbreakfast only befitting of a man of your destructively masculine nature. All this while bound to her knees due in equal part to physical instability caused by panty rumblings and a sense of pious feminine servitude inspired by your epic manliness.
#185 - i must think im a ******* genius 03/10/2013 on Facts and shit 0
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