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#43 - I want to bone the Stone 04/28/2013 on Celebrity Evolutions +1
#9343 - I just hate Howard  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #9344 - redwins (04/28/2013) [-]
Howard is overrated as fuck.
#9341 - And the Lakers  [+] (3 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #9342 - redwins (04/28/2013) [-]
Oh yea, don't forget the lakers. Pieces of shit getting 80 year olds on their team expecting to win.
User avatar #9343 - damandan (04/28/2013) [-]
I just hate Howard
User avatar #9344 - redwins (04/28/2013) [-]
Howard is overrated as fuck.
#9340 - As long Boston loses every game, I'm happy  [+] (4 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #9341 - damandan (04/28/2013) [-]
And the Lakers
User avatar #9342 - redwins (04/28/2013) [-]
Oh yea, don't forget the lakers. Pieces of shit getting 80 year olds on their team expecting to win.
User avatar #9343 - damandan (04/28/2013) [-]
I just hate Howard
User avatar #9344 - redwins (04/28/2013) [-]
Howard is overrated as fuck.
#9338 - Yes 04/28/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#4224114 - Shut your whore mouth 04/28/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
#9336 - Looks like the Heat are going to win back to back *sigh*  [+] (6 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #9339 - redwins (04/28/2013) [-]
I'm not for sure Thunder would beat them anyways. But I have a good feeling knicks are gonna beat the heat. If that does happen, I would want them to win it all. Any teams other than Nets, Heat or Niggets that win the championship would make me happy.
User avatar #9340 - damandan (04/28/2013) [-]
As long Boston loses every game, I'm happy
User avatar #9341 - damandan (04/28/2013) [-]
And the Lakers
User avatar #9342 - redwins (04/28/2013) [-]
Oh yea, don't forget the lakers. Pieces of shit getting 80 year olds on their team expecting to win.
User avatar #9343 - damandan (04/28/2013) [-]
I just hate Howard
User avatar #9344 - redwins (04/28/2013) [-]
Howard is overrated as fuck.
#9334 - Plus he's old as shit  [+] (8 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #9335 - redwins (04/28/2013) [-]
Yea, I feel we're gonna have a hard time getting past this series. Westbrook was the main reason Durant got so many open shots and ALMOST got the scoring title.
User avatar #9336 - damandan (04/28/2013) [-]
Looks like the Heat are going to win back to back *sigh*
User avatar #9339 - redwins (04/28/2013) [-]
I'm not for sure Thunder would beat them anyways. But I have a good feeling knicks are gonna beat the heat. If that does happen, I would want them to win it all. Any teams other than Nets, Heat or Niggets that win the championship would make me happy.
User avatar #9340 - damandan (04/28/2013) [-]
As long Boston loses every game, I'm happy
User avatar #9341 - damandan (04/28/2013) [-]
And the Lakers
User avatar #9342 - redwins (04/28/2013) [-]
Oh yea, don't forget the lakers. Pieces of shit getting 80 year olds on their team expecting to win.
User avatar #9343 - damandan (04/28/2013) [-]
I just hate Howard
User avatar #9344 - redwins (04/28/2013) [-]
Howard is overrated as fuck.
#9332 - Who is Westbrook's replacement?  [+] (11 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #9369 - zibdibbie (04/28/2013) [-]
Actually Westbrook's minutes are getting split between Jackson and Fisher. Jackson was alright last night. 14 points in 25 minutes with a dime and two boards.
User avatar #9333 - redwins (04/28/2013) [-]
Derek Fisher last I heard. Derek is alright but we need someone who can aggressively drive it to the basket than dump it off to durant for a open shot.
User avatar #9334 - damandan (04/28/2013) [-]
Plus he's old as shit
User avatar #9335 - redwins (04/28/2013) [-]
Yea, I feel we're gonna have a hard time getting past this series. Westbrook was the main reason Durant got so many open shots and ALMOST got the scoring title.
User avatar #9336 - damandan (04/28/2013) [-]
Looks like the Heat are going to win back to back *sigh*
User avatar #9339 - redwins (04/28/2013) [-]
I'm not for sure Thunder would beat them anyways. But I have a good feeling knicks are gonna beat the heat. If that does happen, I would want them to win it all. Any teams other than Nets, Heat or Niggets that win the championship would make me happy.
User avatar #9340 - damandan (04/28/2013) [-]
As long Boston loses every game, I'm happy
User avatar #9341 - damandan (04/28/2013) [-]
And the Lakers
User avatar #9342 - redwins (04/28/2013) [-]
Oh yea, don't forget the lakers. Pieces of shit getting 80 year olds on their team expecting to win.
User avatar #9343 - damandan (04/28/2013) [-]
I just hate Howard
User avatar #9344 - redwins (04/28/2013) [-]
Howard is overrated as fuck.
#9330 - 23 in the 4th and 34 overall, plus a clutch shot in the end of the 2OT  [+] (13 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #9331 - redwins (04/28/2013) [-]
It was insane, I know it was a lot but I wasn't for sure. If he could do that consistently than maybe I would like to have him back on the thunder team. But he doesn't do it consistently so it doesn't matter.
User avatar #9332 - damandan (04/28/2013) [-]
Who is Westbrook's replacement?
User avatar #9369 - zibdibbie (04/28/2013) [-]
Actually Westbrook's minutes are getting split between Jackson and Fisher. Jackson was alright last night. 14 points in 25 minutes with a dime and two boards.
User avatar #9333 - redwins (04/28/2013) [-]
Derek Fisher last I heard. Derek is alright but we need someone who can aggressively drive it to the basket than dump it off to durant for a open shot.
User avatar #9334 - damandan (04/28/2013) [-]
Plus he's old as shit
User avatar #9335 - redwins (04/28/2013) [-]
Yea, I feel we're gonna have a hard time getting past this series. Westbrook was the main reason Durant got so many open shots and ALMOST got the scoring title.
User avatar #9336 - damandan (04/28/2013) [-]
Looks like the Heat are going to win back to back *sigh*
User avatar #9339 - redwins (04/28/2013) [-]
I'm not for sure Thunder would beat them anyways. But I have a good feeling knicks are gonna beat the heat. If that does happen, I would want them to win it all. Any teams other than Nets, Heat or Niggets that win the championship would make me happy.
User avatar #9340 - damandan (04/28/2013) [-]
As long Boston loses every game, I'm happy
User avatar #9341 - damandan (04/28/2013) [-]
And the Lakers
User avatar #9342 - redwins (04/28/2013) [-]
Oh yea, don't forget the lakers. Pieces of shit getting 80 year olds on their team expecting to win.
User avatar #9343 - damandan (04/28/2013) [-]
I just hate Howard
User avatar #9344 - redwins (04/28/2013) [-]
Howard is overrated as fuck.
#9328 - Still wish you had Nate?  [+] (15 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... +2
User avatar #9329 - redwins (04/28/2013) [-]
That was insane. Didn't he have 29 points in the 4th quarter? It was fucking crazy.
User avatar #9330 - damandan (04/28/2013) [-]
23 in the 4th and 34 overall, plus a clutch shot in the end of the 2OT
User avatar #9331 - redwins (04/28/2013) [-]
It was insane, I know it was a lot but I wasn't for sure. If he could do that consistently than maybe I would like to have him back on the thunder team. But he doesn't do it consistently so it doesn't matter.
User avatar #9332 - damandan (04/28/2013) [-]
Who is Westbrook's replacement?
User avatar #9369 - zibdibbie (04/28/2013) [-]
Actually Westbrook's minutes are getting split between Jackson and Fisher. Jackson was alright last night. 14 points in 25 minutes with a dime and two boards.
User avatar #9333 - redwins (04/28/2013) [-]
Derek Fisher last I heard. Derek is alright but we need someone who can aggressively drive it to the basket than dump it off to durant for a open shot.
User avatar #9334 - damandan (04/28/2013) [-]
Plus he's old as shit
User avatar #9335 - redwins (04/28/2013) [-]
Yea, I feel we're gonna have a hard time getting past this series. Westbrook was the main reason Durant got so many open shots and ALMOST got the scoring title.
User avatar #9336 - damandan (04/28/2013) [-]
Looks like the Heat are going to win back to back *sigh*
User avatar #9339 - redwins (04/28/2013) [-]
I'm not for sure Thunder would beat them anyways. But I have a good feeling knicks are gonna beat the heat. If that does happen, I would want them to win it all. Any teams other than Nets, Heat or Niggets that win the championship would make me happy.
User avatar #9340 - damandan (04/28/2013) [-]
As long Boston loses every game, I'm happy
User avatar #9341 - damandan (04/28/2013) [-]
And the Lakers
User avatar #9342 - redwins (04/28/2013) [-]
Oh yea, don't forget the lakers. Pieces of shit getting 80 year olds on their team expecting to win.
User avatar #9343 - damandan (04/28/2013) [-]
I just hate Howard
User avatar #9344 - redwins (04/28/2013) [-]
Howard is overrated as fuck.
#9327 - If everyone is "crazy", and we are "normal"…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #9337 - martbeast (04/28/2013) [-]
only if you count FJ's population
User avatar #9338 - damandan (04/28/2013) [-]
Yes
#9325 - Demps is more of a speed running back, so if becomes productiv… 04/28/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#9319 - Millionsknives the Patriots have acquired LeGarrette Blou…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #9320 - MillionsKnives (04/27/2013) [-]
Meh, not bad I suppose. Blount wasn't really useful last year, and we need someone to give Martin a break (who will probably slump this year, but after last year, it's nest to impossible not to do worse). Get a pick too, so that means they probably have their eye on someone, hopefully.
User avatar #9325 - damandan (04/28/2013) [-]
Demps is more of a speed running back, so if becomes productive we can have both styles in our back field
#4220249 - Oh man, thread is super kill  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
#4220252 - bitchesbancelestia (04/27/2013) [-]
no
no it isn't
#4217733 - **damandan rolled a random image posted in comment #1835181 … 04/27/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +5
#4214659 - Says the fag whos on fj  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
#4214669 - N. Korean citizen (04/27/2013) [-]
What are multiple tabs?
#wrekt
#4214642 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 04/27/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
#4214702 - novabird (04/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #4214652 - bastardsdeletezahn (04/27/2013) [-]
**bastardsdeletezahn rolled a random comment #19 posted by cantremember at True ** :
i don't like it because it claims things that it doesnt even have to power to claim. and the logic is fucking stupid. and brutally murdering is not cool.

and god himself broke like alot of his own "laws" he killed, lied (to the guy who almost killed his son), and so on.

So yeah, religion (in this case christianity) is fucking stupid.
User avatar #4214645 - alphajunk (04/27/2013) [-]
**alphajunk rolled a random comment #322135 posted by novabird at Ponyville ** :
pone...
hue...
#60 - Picture 04/27/2013 on Stuck 0
#9283 - One inch taller than Freeman  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #9286 - MillionsKnives (04/27/2013) [-]
Yeah I know, and I find Freeman to be too tall........Ah well, nothing we can do about it.
#9278 - I mean I totally get the QB pick, but with the Barkley and the…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/27/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #9281 - MillionsKnives (04/27/2013) [-]
I don't know man, I just don't know. I suppose if he takes over, it'll just be time to drink even more.

6'7" is just too fucking tall....
User avatar #9283 - damandan (04/27/2013) [-]
One inch taller than Freeman
User avatar #9286 - MillionsKnives (04/27/2013) [-]
Yeah I know, and I find Freeman to be too tall........Ah well, nothing we can do about it.
#9275 - I'm more confused than mad  [+] (5 new replies) 04/27/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #9277 - MillionsKnives (04/27/2013) [-]
I understand the need for a backup QB, as it may light a fire under Freemans ass to perform, but why they picked Glennon when Barkley was still available....I just do not understand it either.
User avatar #9278 - damandan (04/27/2013) [-]
I mean I totally get the QB pick, but with the Barkley and the Syracuse QB (who I heard is pretty good) still left they still pick this scrub. The announcers said he struggles throwing a post
User avatar #9281 - MillionsKnives (04/27/2013) [-]
I don't know man, I just don't know. I suppose if he takes over, it'll just be time to drink even more.

6'7" is just too fucking tall....
User avatar #9283 - damandan (04/27/2013) [-]
One inch taller than Freeman
User avatar #9286 - MillionsKnives (04/27/2013) [-]
Yeah I know, and I find Freeman to be too tall........Ah well, nothing we can do about it.
#9270 - ..... MillionsKnives .....really  [+] (10 new replies) 04/27/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#9271 - MillionsKnives (04/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #9288 - frenchfryy (04/27/2013) [-]
at least there's the Packers right? Eddie Lacy?
User avatar #9291 - MillionsKnives (04/27/2013) [-]
Yeah I am happy about that.
User avatar #9275 - damandan (04/27/2013) [-]
I'm more confused than mad
User avatar #9277 - MillionsKnives (04/27/2013) [-]
I understand the need for a backup QB, as it may light a fire under Freemans ass to perform, but why they picked Glennon when Barkley was still available....I just do not understand it either.
User avatar #9278 - damandan (04/27/2013) [-]
I mean I totally get the QB pick, but with the Barkley and the Syracuse QB (who I heard is pretty good) still left they still pick this scrub. The announcers said he struggles throwing a post
User avatar #9281 - MillionsKnives (04/27/2013) [-]
I don't know man, I just don't know. I suppose if he takes over, it'll just be time to drink even more.

6'7" is just too fucking tall....
User avatar #9283 - damandan (04/27/2013) [-]
One inch taller than Freeman
User avatar #9286 - MillionsKnives (04/27/2013) [-]
Yeah I know, and I find Freeman to be too tall........Ah well, nothing we can do about it.
User avatar #9273 - lolwtfbbqryan (04/27/2013) [-]
suddenly, FALCONS
#10 - That moment when you know you're going to die 04/26/2013 on FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK +5
#4210426 - *am  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
#4210483 - thacoletrain (04/26/2013) [-]
I'm not like you
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User avatar #74 - stigus ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
do you still have that victini or did you start a new game already?
User avatar #71 - themanadam (04/30/2013) [-]
qool nam
User avatar #72 to #71 - damandan (04/30/2013) [-]
Cool text color
User avatar #67 - vanoreo (04/11/2013) [-]
can I help you?
User avatar #68 to #67 - damandan (04/11/2013) [-]
Um..I guess I want to apply for voice actor
User avatar #69 to #68 - vanoreo (04/11/2013) [-]
Did you see the link on the post?

Just follow it and apply there :)
User avatar #70 to #69 - damandan (04/11/2013) [-]
I clicked but I have to be a friend, and I realized I have to be friend of the other guy
User avatar #56 to #55 - damandan (11/16/2012) [-]
Lol everyone knows they are in the PAC-12
User avatar #57 to #56 - cpthitsugaya (11/16/2012) [-]
That's why Alabama lost the Big-East Red River Rivalry, right?
User avatar #58 to #57 - damandan (11/16/2012) [-]
Yea, against Hawaii
#59 to #58 - cpthitsugaya (11/16/2012) [-]
Only cause Hawaii has that really good quarterback; matt Barkley
Only cause Hawaii has that really good quarterback; matt Barkley
User avatar #60 to #59 - damandan (11/16/2012) [-]
And their awesome linebacker, Reggie Bush
User avatar #61 to #60 - cpthitsugaya (11/16/2012) [-]
I bet the South Carolina Longhorns could beat Hawaii
User avatar #62 to #61 - HAwAII (11/16/2012) [-]
Dude... We're sucking so much ass. We're 1-8.
User avatar #63 to #62 - cpthitsugaya (11/16/2012) [-]
I remember Hawaii being good a few years ago! What happened!?
User avatar #64 to #63 - HAwAII (11/16/2012) [-]
That was then lol. Then all the Hawaiian players thought we were good. Switched head coaches twice in the past 4 years. And then we went downhill.
User avatar #65 to #64 - cpthitsugaya (11/16/2012) [-]
Ah dang... They're in the sun belt right?
So they play FIU... and... ULL? teams like that?
User avatar #66 to #65 - damandan (11/16/2012) [-]
I think the University of Maine
#36 - cpthitsugaya (10/21/2012) [-]
Jordan Reid. Nuff Said!
User avatar #37 to #36 - damandan (10/21/2012) [-]
It was a sick game. I was there.
User avatar #38 to #37 - cpthitsugaya (10/22/2012) [-]
I wish I could have gone! I was stuck at work most of the game!
User avatar #39 to #38 - damandan (10/22/2012) [-]
You live in Gainsville?
#40 to #39 - cpthitsugaya (10/22/2012) [-]
No, I live in Jax. I was born in Gainesville, and lived there for six years of my life. Born with the Orange and Blue blood!
User avatar #41 to #40 - damandan (10/22/2012) [-]
You going to the game in Jax?
User avatar #42 to #41 - cpthitsugaya (10/22/2012) [-]
I wish I could, but my parents said I'm going somewhere this weekend, but it's a surprise, is more exciting than an awesome airforce base, and requires spending money
User avatar #43 to #42 - damandan (10/23/2012) [-]
Like where?
User avatar #44 to #43 - cpthitsugaya (10/23/2012) [-]
I have no idea, but I get to miss class Friday!
User avatar #46 to #45 - cpthitsugaya (10/23/2012) [-]
hopefully, I'll catch some of that Fl-Ga game! I think we can win, so long as the defense holds strong like they have all year
User avatar #47 to #46 - damandan (10/23/2012) [-]
If our offence plays like it did in the second half then we willl win
User avatar #48 to #47 - cpthitsugaya (10/23/2012) [-]
I have faith in the Gators! They've proven over and over they are capable of scoring, and turning the ball over. And what I'm most proud of, is that second half performance. We could be looking at a huge BCS bowl game!
User avatar #49 to #48 - damandan (10/24/2012) [-]
If they do, Im looking at the championship
User avatar #50 to #49 - cpthitsugaya (10/24/2012) [-]
Which one? Cause if they beat Georgia, it's Alabama in the SEC champs regardless, and I'm not too sure on that one
User avatar #51 to #50 - damandan (10/24/2012) [-]
Im talking about BCS. Bama hasnt played a good team all year and wouldnt be prepared for UF if out offence stays consistent
User avatar #52 to #51 - cpthitsugaya (10/24/2012) [-]
That's a good point, but say we do make BCS, and face someone like Kansas St. or Oregon. Do you think our defense could stop those overpowered offenses?
User avatar #53 to #52 - damandan (10/24/2012) [-]
ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY
User avatar #54 to #53 - cpthitsugaya (10/24/2012) [-]
Then let's hope!
User avatar #34 - swordguyoxd (10/13/2012) [-]
The points are strictly an items thing used to create new items. The amount of thumbs you have wont change in any way so since you dont actually need them cant i have them please?
User avatar #35 to #34 - damandan (10/13/2012) [-]
I do like fj points (for some reason unknown)
User avatar #31 - swordguyoxd (10/13/2012) [-]
is there any item that you do like or do you wanna get rid of yours?
User avatar #32 to #31 - damandan (10/13/2012) [-]
Can i give it to you for free?
User avatar #33 to #32 - swordguyoxd (10/13/2012) [-]
sure ill send the request
User avatar #30 - damandan (07/30/2012) [-]
**damandan prepared anus**
#11 - drewpy (07/25/2012) [-]
I WILL DO TERRIBLE THINGS TO YOUR ANUS.
#12 to #11 - damandan (07/25/2012) [-]
NOT IF I DO IT TO MYSELF FIRST
#14 to #13 - damandan (07/25/2012) [-]
well this is awkward
#16 to #15 - damandan (07/25/2012) [-]
youre fucking with me right?
User avatar #18 to #17 - damandan (07/25/2012) [-]
Well....you're a whole lot better than I am at it
#19 to #18 - drewpy (07/25/2012) [-]
Thanks.
I make a lot of templates.
User avatar #20 to #19 - damandan (07/25/2012) [-]
well damn. Do you have a site where you have them? I would like to get some practice at it. I started it 3 days ago
User avatar #21 to #20 - drewpy (07/25/2012) [-]
Nah, I'm not that fancy, just a folder :3
User avatar #22 to #21 - damandan (07/25/2012) [-]
you should make a deviantart for those
User avatar #23 to #22 - drewpy (07/25/2012) [-]
I might.
User avatar #24 to #23 - damandan (07/25/2012) [-]
please let me know if you do
#26 to #25 - damandan (07/25/2012) [-]
Thank you.
This pleases me, have a filly
#27 to #26 - drewpy (07/25/2012) [-]
NOU
It would be a foal or a colt btw, assuming yours is male.
#28 to #27 - damandan (07/25/2012) [-]
.....fuck


im not a clever man
User avatar #29 to #28 - drewpy (07/25/2012) [-]
:3
User avatar #2 - phanact (07/11/2012) [-]
I need a picture of your mascot for the prom, as well as your hand
User avatar #1 - doopleganger (06/30/2012) [-]
Thanks for the happy birthday man, meant a lot to me
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