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Date Signed Up:10/27/2009
Last Login:9/16/2014
Location:florida
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#32739 - What did they say  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#32760 - anonymous (08/31/2014) [-]
*not the same anon

I think they called him "a stain on Penn State" or something along the lines of that.
#32729 - If we started Holman, UCF wouldve won 08/30/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#32728 - Theyre idiot. They didnt know what they were talking about 08/30/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#48 - When you nut but she's still sucking  [+] (4 new replies) 08/29/2014 on One Of The Funniest Scenes... +16
User avatar #54 - chickenbones (08/29/2014) [-]
I don't get this, For like a year after i hit puberty I would gt sensitive after busting one, but now i can just keep going. When fucking it's bad ass because i can have multiple orgasms (it takes a while the second time.)
User avatar #60 - sharklazers (08/29/2014) [-]
hint: it's because everybody who makes these is 13
User avatar #61 - chickenbones (08/29/2014) [-]
In that case, why wasn't I getting blown when I was 13? My first time was 17. Kids these days. God I'm only 24 and feel old
User avatar #62 - sharklazers (08/29/2014) [-]
they aren't getting blown either, they masturbate and assume it feels the same
#32619 - I sent it again. Check your spam  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #32620 - hockeykicksass (08/28/2014) [-]
got this time, all signed up
#32616 - Thats me  [+] (3 new replies) 08/28/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #32618 - hockeykicksass (08/28/2014) [-]
you said you emailed me a spot before but i never got the email, you mind sending it again
User avatar #32619 - damandan (08/28/2014) [-]
I sent it again. Check your spam
User avatar #32620 - hockeykicksass (08/28/2014) [-]
got this time, all signed up
#32610 - Ryan is a a little risky. Cooks is going to have a great year.… 08/28/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#32609 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #32611 - tmstyrant (08/28/2014) [-]
Thank you you sexy blue name you
#32607 - Rate my money team please  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #32632 - huemynue (08/28/2014) [-]
Should have grabbed Brandon Marshall or Alshon Jeffery
#32606 - Really solid OB/WR/RB. 08/28/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#1039628 - fuk 08/27/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1039599 - Does Walking Dead season 2 use save data from the first one?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1039611 - cycloneclone (08/27/2014) [-]
ye
User avatar #1039628 - damandan (08/27/2014) [-]
fuk
#312220 - I hate how I freak out a little bit when I accidentally his th…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #312224 - geothermal (08/26/2014) [-]
I hate that i cant browse on here if my family is in the room, because it can go from cool science stuff, to half-censored fucking loli.
#143 - yep just pm me your email  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2014 on damandan's profile 0
User avatar #144 - sealofapproval (08/26/2014) [-]
thanks mang
#311799 - Picture 08/25/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#311790 - i am going to miss his monologues  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #311791 - thebestpieever (08/25/2014) [-]
Not me. Not even a little bit.
User avatar #311799 - damandan (08/25/2014) [-]
#311788 - i really liked the 11th first one. im just happy theres going …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/25/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #311789 - thebestpieever (08/25/2014) [-]
Yee. That's one of the good ones. Probably the best, in my opinion.
User avatar #311790 - damandan (08/25/2014) [-]
i am going to miss his monologues
User avatar #311791 - thebestpieever (08/25/2014) [-]
Not me. Not even a little bit.
User avatar #311799 - damandan (08/25/2014) [-]
#311785 - Actually the twist was pretty good I think, but for being the …  [+] (6 new replies) 08/25/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #311787 - thebestpieever (08/25/2014) [-]
Nah, man, nah, just, eh, nah. Also first Doctor Stories tend to be meh. There's been 4 good ones and 2 meh ones and the rest are shit.
User avatar #311788 - damandan (08/25/2014) [-]
i really liked the 11th first one. im just happy theres going to be no more flirting
User avatar #311789 - thebestpieever (08/25/2014) [-]
Yee. That's one of the good ones. Probably the best, in my opinion.
User avatar #311790 - damandan (08/25/2014) [-]
i am going to miss his monologues
User avatar #311791 - thebestpieever (08/25/2014) [-]
Not me. Not even a little bit.
User avatar #311799 - damandan (08/25/2014) [-]
#311782 - <3 I didnt want to spoil anything.  [+] (8 new replies) 08/25/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #311784 - thebestpieever (08/25/2014) [-]
Oh fuck. It's a Moffat episode and it's got a twist, then it's shit.
User avatar #311785 - damandan (08/25/2014) [-]
Actually the twist was pretty good I think, but for being the first 12th doc episode it was really unmemorable
User avatar #311787 - thebestpieever (08/25/2014) [-]
Nah, man, nah, just, eh, nah. Also first Doctor Stories tend to be meh. There's been 4 good ones and 2 meh ones and the rest are shit.
User avatar #311788 - damandan (08/25/2014) [-]
i really liked the 11th first one. im just happy theres going to be no more flirting
User avatar #311789 - thebestpieever (08/25/2014) [-]
Yee. That's one of the good ones. Probably the best, in my opinion.
User avatar #311790 - damandan (08/25/2014) [-]
i am going to miss his monologues
User avatar #311791 - thebestpieever (08/25/2014) [-]
Not me. Not even a little bit.
User avatar #311799 - damandan (08/25/2014) [-]
#311780 - Its pretty much a metaphor for "dont hate the new (old) guy"  [+] (10 new replies) 08/25/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #311781 - thebestpieever (08/25/2014) [-]
That tells me nothing, but thanks anyway bby.
User avatar #311782 - damandan (08/25/2014) [-]
<3 I didnt want to spoil anything.
User avatar #311784 - thebestpieever (08/25/2014) [-]
Oh fuck. It's a Moffat episode and it's got a twist, then it's shit.
User avatar #311785 - damandan (08/25/2014) [-]
Actually the twist was pretty good I think, but for being the first 12th doc episode it was really unmemorable
User avatar #311787 - thebestpieever (08/25/2014) [-]
Nah, man, nah, just, eh, nah. Also first Doctor Stories tend to be meh. There's been 4 good ones and 2 meh ones and the rest are shit.
User avatar #311788 - damandan (08/25/2014) [-]
i really liked the 11th first one. im just happy theres going to be no more flirting
User avatar #311789 - thebestpieever (08/25/2014) [-]
Yee. That's one of the good ones. Probably the best, in my opinion.
User avatar #311790 - damandan (08/25/2014) [-]
i am going to miss his monologues
User avatar #311791 - thebestpieever (08/25/2014) [-]
Not me. Not even a little bit.
User avatar #311799 - damandan (08/25/2014) [-]
#311726 - paris hilton 08/25/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +3
#24586 - Cant wait to see how Korra with deal with depression 08/23/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
#1034936 - Why the hate on Origin? other than EA being dicks and not putt…  [+] (11 new replies) 08/22/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1035041 - bananarchy (08/22/2014) [-]
Origin is actually better than Steam, save for the saves and community features
User avatar #1035015 - rafeky (08/22/2014) [-]
because disliking new things is normal, just like everyone hated steam when it first launched.
User avatar #1034955 - avatarsarefornoobs (08/22/2014) [-]
nobody wants another game client
it would be ideal if everything was in the same place
also, like anon said, bad deals all around. not as bad as blizzard, but still not good prices like you would get during a steam sale.
#1034948 - epicscorpion (08/22/2014) [-]
Because it's shit.

It makes UPlay look like Steam.
User avatar #1034944 - adunsaveme (08/22/2014) [-]
I dislike it cos it's a laggy and ugly client
User avatar #1034950 - sannukas (08/22/2014) [-]
But origin is way faster than steam.
User avatar #1035001 - adunsaveme (08/22/2014) [-]
Not for me. And especially not with the ingame overlay.
#1034951 - anonymous (08/22/2014) [-]
fanboy
#1034947 - anonymous (08/22/2014) [-]
Your an ugly client
User avatar #1035002 - adunsaveme (08/22/2014) [-]
My an ugly client what
#1034938 - anonymous (08/22/2014) [-]
Because EA can't be trusted to do in reasonably, look how fucking overpriced everything is.
And well, it was obvious they just wanted a piece of the steam pie, and well, everyone already has steam, having to have yet another platform installed is annoying.
#310185 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 08/21/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #310268 - nimba (08/21/2014) [-]
Just click bait.
User avatar #310202 - thebestpieever (08/21/2014) [-]
Oh! After reading it it sounds much more mundane. It's just a teacher being a dick, not a religious think, they also couldn't say "my bad" so meh. Teachers will be dicks as long as people are teachers.
#32342 - Still have plenty of room for the Fantasy football league. … 08/19/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0

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User avatar #161 - damandan (09/04/2014) [-]
spazzin, sealofapproval, blazingpelt, suddenk, phillyoMLB, blucheese, arsonistchapel, mexicaninja, hockeykickass

draft in 20 min
User avatar #162 to #161 - blucheese (09/04/2014) [-]
Hey, who is manning face?
User avatar #163 to #162 - damandan (09/04/2014) [-]
idk
User avatar #158 - sealofapproval (09/03/2014) [-]
so then are we ignoring the old league in favor of the new one?
User avatar #159 to #158 - damandan (09/03/2014) [-]
Yea
User avatar #149 - damandan (09/01/2014) [-]
spazzin, sealofapproval, blazingpelt, suddenk, phillyoMLB, blucheese, arsonistchapel, mexicaninja, hockeykickass

I made a new league and emails have been sent (check your spam). Its scheduled for Wednesday but I can do tonight if everyone joins
User avatar #160 to #149 - arsonistchapel (09/03/2014) [-]
Damnit, I get off work at 12ET tonight.
User avatar #156 to #155 - damandan (09/01/2014) [-]
why what
User avatar #152 to #149 - suddenk (09/01/2014) [-]
im cool with tonight
User avatar #151 to #149 - blazingpelt (09/01/2014) [-]
Tonight, nearly everybody's here
User avatar #153 to #151 - damandan (09/01/2014) [-]
Everyone needs to join to draft
User avatar #154 to #153 - damandan (09/01/2014) [-]
league
User avatar #157 to #154 - sealofapproval (09/02/2014) [-]
ok im glad we started out fresh tbh
doing a weekend night on a holliday weekend at 10pm wasnt the correct approach
this way more people can be there
User avatar #150 to #149 - arsonistchapel (09/01/2014) [-]
Do it tonight!
User avatar #147 - damandan (09/01/2014) [-]
spazzin, sealofapproval, blazingpelt, suddenk, phillyoMLB, blucheese, arsonistchapel, mexicaninja, hockeykickass

draft time
User avatar #148 to #147 - blucheese (09/01/2014) [-]
now what?
User avatar #145 - damandan (08/31/2014) [-]
spazzin, sealofapproval, blazingpelt, suddenk, phillyoMLB, blucheese, arsonistchapel, mexicaninja,

Draft is tonight at 10 EST
User avatar #146 to #145 - damandan (08/31/2014) [-]
Also anyone knows who the 10 person is in or league, I forgot
User avatar #142 - sealofapproval (08/26/2014) [-]
I heard youre doing a fantasy football league, anywway i can join?
User avatar #143 to #142 - damandan (08/26/2014) [-]
yep just pm me your email
User avatar #144 to #143 - sealofapproval (08/26/2014) [-]
thanks mang
User avatar #139 - majormayor (07/06/2014) [-]
You're more active on the hating board these days.
User avatar #140 to #139 - damandan (07/06/2014) [-]
World Cup has taken over the sports board
User avatar #141 to #140 - majormayor (07/06/2014) [-]
Fasntnig.
#137 - dawggz (06/09/2014) [-]
Here you go!
Here you go!
User avatar #136 - PopcornViking (11/08/2013) [-]
yea someone else got the angels
sorry
User avatar #130 - PopcornViking (11/06/2013) [-]
go onto ondeckcirle
User avatar #131 to #130 - damandan (11/06/2013) [-]
I am
User avatar #133 to #131 - PopcornViking (11/07/2013) [-]
you have to actually go on
youre probably not gonna get in now
User avatar #134 to #133 - damandan (11/07/2013) [-]
I was at a concert
User avatar #132 to #131 - PopcornViking (11/06/2013) [-]
you need to go on chat
User avatar #125 - PopcornViking (11/05/2013) [-]
if you want to look through all the teams
go to the quick links on the side and click master roster
User avatar #126 to #125 - PopcornViking (11/05/2013) [-]
the rangers guy updates it all the time
its so ******* organized
User avatar #127 to #126 - damandan (11/05/2013) [-]
So I clicked on master roster but I only see one team
User avatar #128 to #127 - PopcornViking (11/05/2013) [-]
im guessing rays
you can scroll through the teams on the bar at the bottom
User avatar #129 to #128 - damandan (11/05/2013) [-]
Ok yea its really helpful
User avatar #124 - PopcornViking (11/04/2013) [-]
ondeckcircle.proboards.com/

make a chatango
say you want the angels
User avatar #123 - saltyfries (09/08/2013) [-]
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I'm back bitch!
#119 - anonymous (09/06/2013) [-]
u talkin **** about BK fries >! those are my homeboys! frenchfryy here
User avatar #120 to #119 - damandan (09/06/2013) [-]
You like those tasteless mothers ******* ? we miss you
#121 to #120 - anonymous (09/06/2013) [-]
I know, it looks like Admin is settling down, I may come back Saturday
User avatar #122 to #121 - damandan (09/06/2013) [-]
*squee*
User avatar #91 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
MillionsKnives lolwtfbbqryan suddenk ithyphallophobia philliyoMLB Blazingpelt

There are currently 7 teams. It can stay that way and have 4 team playoff and draft tonight at like 10 1030 or wait for a friend (who really doesnt want to play and draft tomorrow at like 6 EST)
User avatar #107 to #91 - philliyoMLB (09/05/2013) [-]
I got a friend I'll pm you his email
User avatar #108 to #107 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
Well thats awkward...I just added someone elses friend
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User avatar #98 to #91 - lolwtfbbqryan (09/05/2013) [-]
**** i have a football game tomorrow, I cant draft.
User avatar #109 to #98 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
draft at 11
User avatar #100 to #98 - philliyoMLB (09/05/2013) [-]
You play on Thursday nights?
User avatar #101 to #100 - lolwtfbbqryan (09/05/2013) [-]
We are playing away, and this school is weird.
all other games will be on friday.
User avatar #105 to #101 - philliyoMLB (09/05/2013) [-]
Yeah we're playing some games on thursday this year too, I have no idea why, even our homecoming game.
User avatar #118 to #105 - lolwtfbbqryan (09/05/2013) [-]
I think i have one more on a thursday
User avatar #96 to #91 - suddenk (09/05/2013) [-]
either works
User avatar #110 to #96 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
draft at 11
User avatar #94 to #91 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (09/05/2013) [-]
You're league manager, why don't you do two teams? I've known someone to do that before. That way there's 8
User avatar #111 to #94 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
draft at 11
User avatar #95 to #94 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
Eh Id rather not so I can focus on one main team
User avatar #102 to #95 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (09/05/2013) [-]
Or if you wanna keep it strictly FJ I totally understand.
User avatar #97 to #95 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (09/05/2013) [-]
Yeah no prob, just a thought. Would you care if I asked personal friends of mine if they wanna do it? Just so we have one more
User avatar #99 to #97 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
If they can join like right now than yea
User avatar #103 to #99 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (09/05/2013) [-]
He said he's in. Want his email?
User avatar #104 to #103 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
yea
User avatar #93 to #91 - blazingpelt (09/05/2013) [-]
Either is fine with me
User avatar #112 to #93 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
draft at 11
User avatar #92 to #91 - MillionsKnives (09/05/2013) [-]
Either works for me, though tomorrow would be a bit better.
User avatar #113 to #92 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
draft at 11
User avatar #114 to #113 - MillionsKnives (09/05/2013) [-]
Eastern zone?
User avatar #115 to #114 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
yep
User avatar #116 to #115 - MillionsKnives (09/05/2013) [-]
Wow, I must have been more tired than I had thought. Ah well, I'm not too displeased with my team, considering it was autodrafted.
User avatar #117 to #116 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
I was wondering where you went
User avatar #89 - smurtehmurph (08/16/2013) [-]
Sorry I already gave it away D:
User avatar #90 to #89 - damandan (08/16/2013) [-]
Ok thanks anyway
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User avatar #78 to #77 - damandan (08/16/2013) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #79 to #78 - smurtehmurph (08/16/2013) [-]
So the code worked?
User avatar #80 to #79 - damandan (08/16/2013) [-]
Um well it was for MoH and while I do appreciate your kindness, I dont really need it so you can give it to someone else who wants it

Thank you again
User avatar #81 to #80 - smurtehmurph (08/16/2013) [-]
I have crisis 2
Burnout
Deadspace 1?
User avatar #82 to #81 - damandan (08/16/2013) [-]
Deadspace would sound fun
Thanks
User avatar #83 to #82 - smurtehmurph (08/16/2013) [-]
7F2S-C6ZV-55ZE-ADGR-YJDN

Can I have some fj points?
User avatar #84 to #83 - damandan (08/16/2013) [-]
Usually Id like to keep my earned FJ points but since you gave me a game (which worked) Ill give it to you
User avatar #88 to #84 - smurtehmurph (08/16/2013) [-]
Hold up, I'll comment on the items board and next to my name there will be a little (T) just click that, click add next to your points, how many you wanna give then click send.
User avatar #86 to #84 - smurtehmurph (08/16/2013) [-]
Thanks man.
User avatar #87 to #86 - damandan (08/16/2013) [-]
Idk how to give it
User avatar #85 to #84 - smurtehmurph (08/16/2013) [-]
Cool.
#75 - alexclement (08/01/2013) [-]
Do you want your FJ points, since you don't play items game?
User avatar #76 to #75 - damandan (08/01/2013) [-]
Yes
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