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#4288658 - If she was a bubblegum, shed be lesbianchew  [+] (4 new replies) 05/03/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
User avatar #4288662 - Technicolor (05/03/2013) [-]
i think it's a guy
#4288677 - damandan (05/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #4288685 - Technicolor (05/03/2013) [-]
ewwwwww
#4288709 - damandan (05/03/2013) [-]
#9569 - ITT: Which sport had more douche bags in high school? …  [+] (10 new replies) 05/03/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
User avatar #9669 - offsprings (05/07/2013) [-]
Waterpolo and Lacrosse
User avatar #9635 - pringlez (05/06/2013) [-]
laxfag here.

I couldn't agree more.
User avatar #9605 - dexterpwnsyou (05/04/2013) [-]
Which sport has the most fags in highschool?
lacrosse.
User avatar #9594 - sealofapproval (05/03/2013) [-]
hockey
User avatar #9580 - teoberry (05/03/2013) [-]
My school doesn't have it, not many here do, but as a lacrosse player, I can confirm we are all cocky, douchy, faggots.
User avatar #9576 - iwanttousenumbers (05/03/2013) [-]
My school was football or hockey
User avatar #9577 - iwanttousenumbers (05/03/2013) [-]
Or basketball
User avatar #9572 - frenchfryy (05/03/2013) [-]
of all kids in my high school, it was the tiny scrawny wrestlers and the B-ball team that had the big egos, I actually was good friends with some of the football guys and baseball guys. Lacrosse was just getting started as was rugby at our school. The 2 cliques that were the biggest douchebags ironically, were preps and rich rednecks. The preps were typical spoiled rotten suburbanites, while the rich rednecks talked about their 4-wheelers, snowmobiles, hunting shit, and doing this and that while acting like total retards.
User avatar #9571 - philliyoMLB (05/03/2013) [-]
It's gotta be soccer. Just a bunch of asshole Mexicans who think they're so great.
User avatar #9574 - philliyoMLB (05/03/2013) [-]
And the funny thing is, the asian was the best on the team ha.
#4285028 - **damandan rolled a random image posted in comment #3587032 … 05/03/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
#98 - Or a man 05/02/2013 on good job craig 0
#24 - That isn't an American map 05/02/2013 on Travel the world they say. -5
#43 - *dog piss 05/02/2013 on wet spot +1
#129 - "Why is there a negro in my room?"  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2013 on The Queen +28
User avatar #177 - clockworkmage (05/02/2013) [-]
Hm, I'm not British so I don't know, but is she racist?
things like that go with age, so please don't crucify me
#9550 - Shaq doesnt like Dwight and almost everyone else does (before …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#9551 - weakinthecenterr (05/02/2013) [-]
not when he won the dunk contest?

Also forgot one more quality in a good player. makes other players better
#9548 - Youre saying Dwight isnt like the traditional big man?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/02/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#9549 - weakinthecenterr (05/02/2013) [-]
he can barely post up. and he's too soft. even shaq doesn't give him respect
User avatar #9550 - damandan (05/02/2013) [-]
Shaq doesnt like Dwight and almost everyone else does (before he became a little bitch) And Dwight always post up, he cant shoot for shit. His biggest achievement in my mind is when he shot a 3 pointer in the all star game 2 years ago
#9551 - weakinthecenterr (05/02/2013) [-]
not when he won the dunk contest?

Also forgot one more quality in a good player. makes other players better
#9546 - Um..okay...I'll play along....What convinces you that someone …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/02/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#9547 - weakinthecenterr (05/02/2013) [-]
make plays they shouldn't make
actually likes contact
HIGH BASKETBALL IQ
mentally tough through the grind
is kind of a jerk
plays defense
plays defense
plays defense
is the hardest working player on the team
also having length and athletisicm doesn't hurt.
Most important is versitile in skill set. if all you can do is score like melo or mcgrady you are not a good player

lets face it in this day and age the traditional big man is dead and buried and replaced with soft finesse players who are just large guards basically like chris bosh or dirk nowitzki. anyone who would fall into the category of finesse player like melo and chris paul and chris bosh will always be less than a great player in my mind. Especially when everyone cries about being hit and lets the refs win the game for them
User avatar #9548 - damandan (05/02/2013) [-]
Youre saying Dwight isnt like the traditional big man?
#9549 - weakinthecenterr (05/02/2013) [-]
he can barely post up. and he's too soft. even shaq doesn't give him respect
User avatar #9550 - damandan (05/02/2013) [-]
Shaq doesnt like Dwight and almost everyone else does (before he became a little bitch) And Dwight always post up, he cant shoot for shit. His biggest achievement in my mind is when he shot a 3 pointer in the all star game 2 years ago
#9551 - weakinthecenterr (05/02/2013) [-]
not when he won the dunk contest?

Also forgot one more quality in a good player. makes other players better
#4277298 - Because you touch yourself 05/02/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +11
#9542 - He averaged about 19 points per game with the magic and led le…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#9543 - weakinthecenterr (05/02/2013) [-]
dont ever quote stats if you want to convince me someone is good.
#9539 - Dwight wasn't overrated when he was with the Magic  [+] (3 new replies) 05/02/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#9540 - weakinthecenterr (05/02/2013) [-]
yeah he was. he really was. he always was. always his. he is not mentally tough enough to be good
User avatar #9542 - damandan (05/02/2013) [-]
He averaged about 19 points per game with the magic and led league in rebound in that span. Not to mention 3 time defensive player of the year, 7x all star, and 5x All NBA first team
#9543 - weakinthecenterr (05/02/2013) [-]
dont ever quote stats if you want to convince me someone is good.
#9537 - Still better than this last season  [+] (5 new replies) 05/02/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#9538 - weakinthecenterr (05/02/2013) [-]
he was in china last season cause no one wanted him

also while we on the magic. dwight howard is overrated and if andrew bynum could stay healthy he would be better than dwight
User avatar #9539 - damandan (05/02/2013) [-]
Dwight wasn't overrated when he was with the Magic
#9540 - weakinthecenterr (05/02/2013) [-]
yeah he was. he really was. he always was. always his. he is not mentally tough enough to be good
User avatar #9542 - damandan (05/02/2013) [-]
He averaged about 19 points per game with the magic and led league in rebound in that span. Not to mention 3 time defensive player of the year, 7x all star, and 5x All NBA first team
#9543 - weakinthecenterr (05/02/2013) [-]
dont ever quote stats if you want to convince me someone is good.
#9534 - At least they made the Playoffs  [+] (7 new replies) 05/02/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#9536 - weakinthecenterr (05/02/2013) [-]
and they lost to the pistons in the first round. they were up 3-1 in the series and he said "man it feels good to be in the second round for the first time" Detroit pistons came back and won 3 straight
User avatar #9537 - damandan (05/02/2013) [-]
Still better than this last season
#9538 - weakinthecenterr (05/02/2013) [-]
he was in china last season cause no one wanted him

also while we on the magic. dwight howard is overrated and if andrew bynum could stay healthy he would be better than dwight
User avatar #9539 - damandan (05/02/2013) [-]
Dwight wasn't overrated when he was with the Magic
#9540 - weakinthecenterr (05/02/2013) [-]
yeah he was. he really was. he always was. always his. he is not mentally tough enough to be good
User avatar #9542 - damandan (05/02/2013) [-]
He averaged about 19 points per game with the magic and led league in rebound in that span. Not to mention 3 time defensive player of the year, 7x all star, and 5x All NBA first team
#9543 - weakinthecenterr (05/02/2013) [-]
dont ever quote stats if you want to convince me someone is good.
#9529 - Id rather have "worst players" than the starting 5 o…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/02/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#9531 - weakinthecenterr (05/02/2013) [-]
tracy mcgrady never made it out of the first round of the playoffs and he was on the magic
User avatar #9534 - damandan (05/02/2013) [-]
At least they made the Playoffs
#9536 - weakinthecenterr (05/02/2013) [-]
and they lost to the pistons in the first round. they were up 3-1 in the series and he said "man it feels good to be in the second round for the first time" Detroit pistons came back and won 3 straight
User avatar #9537 - damandan (05/02/2013) [-]
Still better than this last season
#9538 - weakinthecenterr (05/02/2013) [-]
he was in china last season cause no one wanted him

also while we on the magic. dwight howard is overrated and if andrew bynum could stay healthy he would be better than dwight
User avatar #9539 - damandan (05/02/2013) [-]
Dwight wasn't overrated when he was with the Magic
#9540 - weakinthecenterr (05/02/2013) [-]
yeah he was. he really was. he always was. always his. he is not mentally tough enough to be good
User avatar #9542 - damandan (05/02/2013) [-]
He averaged about 19 points per game with the magic and led league in rebound in that span. Not to mention 3 time defensive player of the year, 7x all star, and 5x All NBA first team
#9543 - weakinthecenterr (05/02/2013) [-]
dont ever quote stats if you want to convince me someone is good.
#4276637 - Id rather lick balls than suck assholes 05/02/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
#9525 - Apparently youve never heard of the Magic  [+] (17 new replies) 05/02/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#9526 - weakinthecenterr (05/02/2013) [-]
magic johnson or orlando magic? and why are we bringing them up?
#9546 - damandan (05/02/2013) [-]
Um..okay...I'll play along....What convinces you that someone is a good player
#9547 - weakinthecenterr (05/02/2013) [-]
make plays they shouldn't make
actually likes contact
HIGH BASKETBALL IQ
mentally tough through the grind
is kind of a jerk
plays defense
plays defense
plays defense
is the hardest working player on the team
also having length and athletisicm doesn't hurt.
Most important is versitile in skill set. if all you can do is score like melo or mcgrady you are not a good player

lets face it in this day and age the traditional big man is dead and buried and replaced with soft finesse players who are just large guards basically like chris bosh or dirk nowitzki. anyone who would fall into the category of finesse player like melo and chris paul and chris bosh will always be less than a great player in my mind. Especially when everyone cries about being hit and lets the refs win the game for them
User avatar #9548 - damandan (05/02/2013) [-]
Youre saying Dwight isnt like the traditional big man?
#9549 - weakinthecenterr (05/02/2013) [-]
he can barely post up. and he's too soft. even shaq doesn't give him respect
User avatar #9550 - damandan (05/02/2013) [-]
Shaq doesnt like Dwight and almost everyone else does (before he became a little bitch) And Dwight always post up, he cant shoot for shit. His biggest achievement in my mind is when he shot a 3 pointer in the all star game 2 years ago
#9551 - weakinthecenterr (05/02/2013) [-]
not when he won the dunk contest?

Also forgot one more quality in a good player. makes other players better
User avatar #9529 - damandan (05/02/2013) [-]
Id rather have "worst players" than the starting 5 on the Magic
#9531 - weakinthecenterr (05/02/2013) [-]
tracy mcgrady never made it out of the first round of the playoffs and he was on the magic
User avatar #9534 - damandan (05/02/2013) [-]
At least they made the Playoffs
#9536 - weakinthecenterr (05/02/2013) [-]
and they lost to the pistons in the first round. they were up 3-1 in the series and he said "man it feels good to be in the second round for the first time" Detroit pistons came back and won 3 straight
User avatar #9537 - damandan (05/02/2013) [-]
Still better than this last season
#9538 - weakinthecenterr (05/02/2013) [-]
he was in china last season cause no one wanted him

also while we on the magic. dwight howard is overrated and if andrew bynum could stay healthy he would be better than dwight
User avatar #9539 - damandan (05/02/2013) [-]
Dwight wasn't overrated when he was with the Magic
#9540 - weakinthecenterr (05/02/2013) [-]
yeah he was. he really was. he always was. always his. he is not mentally tough enough to be good
User avatar #9542 - damandan (05/02/2013) [-]
He averaged about 19 points per game with the magic and led league in rebound in that span. Not to mention 3 time defensive player of the year, 7x all star, and 5x All NBA first team
#9543 - weakinthecenterr (05/02/2013) [-]
dont ever quote stats if you want to convince me someone is good.
#37 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2013 on (Betty) White Problems +4
#40 - genericnickname (05/01/2013) [-]
#4270453 - Fuck off me 05/01/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
#4270400 - Dis nigga aint shit  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
#4270430 - lordbrutaleddie (05/01/2013) [-]
u wanna go m8?

il fukin wreck ur face of

i'l deck u in m8

deck it like donald
#4270453 - damandan (05/01/2013) [-]
Fuck off me
#4270360 - Can't wait for my new rival  [+] (5 new replies) 05/01/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
User avatar #4270387 - lordbrutaleddie (05/01/2013) [-]
i'm your new rival

hi
#4270400 - damandan (05/01/2013) [-]
Dis nigga aint shit
#4270430 - lordbrutaleddie (05/01/2013) [-]
u wanna go m8?

il fukin wreck ur face of

i'l deck u in m8

deck it like donald
#4270453 - damandan (05/01/2013) [-]
Fuck off me
User avatar #4270369 - danidaniels (05/01/2013) [-]
**danidaniels rolled user lordbrutaleddie **


Here you go
#4270337 - Ha 05/01/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
#4270328 - YES. I chose Arian Foster. I need a rival for AP 05/01/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
#4270289 - **damandan rolls 22**  [+] (3 new replies) 05/01/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
#4270328 - damandan (05/01/2013) [-]
YES. I chose Arian Foster. I need a rival for AP
User avatar #4270300 - lordjordn (05/01/2013) [-]
...
User avatar #4270337 - damandan (05/01/2013) [-]
Ha
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User avatar #74 - stigus ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
do you still have that victini or did you start a new game already?
User avatar #71 - themanadam (04/30/2013) [-]
qool nam
User avatar #72 to #71 - damandan (04/30/2013) [-]
Cool text color
User avatar #67 - vanoreo ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
can I help you?
User avatar #68 to #67 - damandan (04/11/2013) [-]
Um..I guess I want to apply for voice actor
User avatar #69 to #68 - vanoreo ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
Did you see the link on the post?

Just follow it and apply there :)
User avatar #70 to #69 - damandan (04/11/2013) [-]
I clicked but I have to be a friend, and I realized I have to be friend of the other guy
User avatar #56 to #55 - damandan (11/16/2012) [-]
Lol everyone knows they are in the PAC-12
User avatar #57 to #56 - cpthitsugaya (11/16/2012) [-]
That's why Alabama lost the Big-East Red River Rivalry, right?
User avatar #58 to #57 - damandan (11/16/2012) [-]
Yea, against Hawaii
#59 to #58 - cpthitsugaya (11/16/2012) [-]
Only cause Hawaii has that really good quarterback; matt Barkley
Only cause Hawaii has that really good quarterback; matt Barkley
User avatar #60 to #59 - damandan (11/16/2012) [-]
And their awesome linebacker, Reggie Bush
User avatar #61 to #60 - cpthitsugaya (11/16/2012) [-]
I bet the South Carolina Longhorns could beat Hawaii
User avatar #62 to #61 - HAwAII (11/16/2012) [-]
Dude... We're sucking so much ass. We're 1-8.
User avatar #63 to #62 - cpthitsugaya (11/16/2012) [-]
I remember Hawaii being good a few years ago! What happened!?
User avatar #64 to #63 - HAwAII (11/16/2012) [-]
That was then lol. Then all the Hawaiian players thought we were good. Switched head coaches twice in the past 4 years. And then we went downhill.
User avatar #65 to #64 - cpthitsugaya (11/16/2012) [-]
Ah dang... They're in the sun belt right?
So they play FIU... and... ULL? teams like that?
User avatar #66 to #65 - damandan (11/16/2012) [-]
I think the University of Maine
#36 - cpthitsugaya (10/21/2012) [-]
Jordan Reid. Nuff Said!
User avatar #37 to #36 - damandan (10/21/2012) [-]
It was a sick game. I was there.
User avatar #38 to #37 - cpthitsugaya (10/22/2012) [-]
I wish I could have gone! I was stuck at work most of the game!
User avatar #39 to #38 - damandan (10/22/2012) [-]
You live in Gainsville?
#40 to #39 - cpthitsugaya (10/22/2012) [-]
No, I live in Jax. I was born in Gainesville, and lived there for six years of my life. Born with the Orange and Blue blood!
User avatar #41 to #40 - damandan (10/22/2012) [-]
You going to the game in Jax?
User avatar #42 to #41 - cpthitsugaya (10/22/2012) [-]
I wish I could, but my parents said I'm going somewhere this weekend, but it's a surprise, is more exciting than an awesome airforce base, and requires spending money
User avatar #43 to #42 - damandan (10/23/2012) [-]
Like where?
User avatar #44 to #43 - cpthitsugaya (10/23/2012) [-]
I have no idea, but I get to miss class Friday!
User avatar #46 to #45 - cpthitsugaya (10/23/2012) [-]
hopefully, I'll catch some of that Fl-Ga game! I think we can win, so long as the defense holds strong like they have all year
User avatar #47 to #46 - damandan (10/23/2012) [-]
If our offence plays like it did in the second half then we willl win
User avatar #48 to #47 - cpthitsugaya (10/23/2012) [-]
I have faith in the Gators! They've proven over and over they are capable of scoring, and turning the ball over. And what I'm most proud of, is that second half performance. We could be looking at a huge BCS bowl game!
User avatar #49 to #48 - damandan (10/24/2012) [-]
If they do, Im looking at the championship
User avatar #50 to #49 - cpthitsugaya (10/24/2012) [-]
Which one? Cause if they beat Georgia, it's Alabama in the SEC champs regardless, and I'm not too sure on that one
User avatar #51 to #50 - damandan (10/24/2012) [-]
Im talking about BCS. Bama hasnt played a good team all year and wouldnt be prepared for UF if out offence stays consistent
User avatar #52 to #51 - cpthitsugaya (10/24/2012) [-]
That's a good point, but say we do make BCS, and face someone like Kansas St. or Oregon. Do you think our defense could stop those overpowered offenses?
User avatar #53 to #52 - damandan (10/24/2012) [-]
ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY
User avatar #54 to #53 - cpthitsugaya (10/24/2012) [-]
Then let's hope!
User avatar #34 - swordguyoxd (10/13/2012) [-]
The points are strictly an items thing used to create new items. The amount of thumbs you have wont change in any way so since you dont actually need them cant i have them please?
User avatar #35 to #34 - damandan (10/13/2012) [-]
I do like fj points (for some reason unknown)
User avatar #31 - swordguyoxd (10/13/2012) [-]
is there any item that you do like or do you wanna get rid of yours?
User avatar #32 to #31 - damandan (10/13/2012) [-]
Can i give it to you for free?
User avatar #33 to #32 - swordguyoxd (10/13/2012) [-]
sure ill send the request
User avatar #30 - damandan (07/30/2012) [-]
**damandan prepared anus**
#11 - drewpy (07/25/2012) [-]
I WILL DO TERRIBLE THINGS TO YOUR ANUS.
#12 to #11 - damandan (07/25/2012) [-]
NOT IF I DO IT TO MYSELF FIRST
#14 to #13 - damandan (07/25/2012) [-]
well this is awkward
#16 to #15 - damandan (07/25/2012) [-]
youre fucking with me right?
User avatar #18 to #17 - damandan (07/25/2012) [-]
Well....you're a whole lot better than I am at it
#19 to #18 - drewpy (07/25/2012) [-]
Thanks.
I make a lot of templates.
User avatar #20 to #19 - damandan (07/25/2012) [-]
well damn. Do you have a site where you have them? I would like to get some practice at it. I started it 3 days ago
User avatar #21 to #20 - drewpy (07/25/2012) [-]
Nah, I'm not that fancy, just a folder :3
User avatar #22 to #21 - damandan (07/25/2012) [-]
you should make a deviantart for those
User avatar #23 to #22 - drewpy (07/25/2012) [-]
I might.
User avatar #24 to #23 - damandan (07/25/2012) [-]
please let me know if you do
#26 to #25 - damandan (07/25/2012) [-]
Thank you.
This pleases me, have a filly
#27 to #26 - drewpy (07/25/2012) [-]
NOU
It would be a foal or a colt btw, assuming yours is male.
#28 to #27 - damandan (07/25/2012) [-]
.....fuck


im not a clever man
User avatar #29 to #28 - drewpy (07/25/2012) [-]
:3
User avatar #2 - phanact (07/11/2012) [-]
I need a picture of your mascot for the prom, as well as your hand
User avatar #1 - doopleganger (06/30/2012) [-]
Thanks for the happy birthday man, meant a lot to me
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