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#33320 - He whooped his other son  [+] (2 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #33321 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/12/2014) [-]
So basically, it's the wife who wants more money from him. Back in the day, this wouldn't be an offense, it's called discipline. Fucking gold digging cunt.
User avatar #33322 - damandan (09/12/2014) [-]
Eh. Cops said there were cuts on his leg, back, butt and even scrotum. I think its a little too much
#33310 - Last week Antonio Brown has 116 yds and a td against the Brown…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #33312 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/12/2014) [-]
But I do know that the bills did beat the hell out of Tannehill twice in the season. And since this is at Buffalo, I think I will pick colston.
User avatar #33311 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/12/2014) [-]
But that's really Cutler's fault.
#33308 - Colston is a no brainer. Id put in Harvin because they like to…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #33309 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/12/2014) [-]
it really comes down to Colston and Wallace. Don't you think Cleveland will put Haden on Colston?
User avatar #33310 - damandan (09/12/2014) [-]
Last week Antonio Brown has 116 yds and a td against the Browns. Brandon Marshall had 71 yds and 1td against the Bills
User avatar #33312 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/12/2014) [-]
But I do know that the bills did beat the hell out of Tannehill twice in the season. And since this is at Buffalo, I think I will pick colston.
User avatar #33311 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/12/2014) [-]
But that's really Cutler's fault.
#33305 - Id do Palmer and Colston  [+] (7 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #33307 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/12/2014) [-]
I have Colston (vs browns), Wallace (vs buffalo), Pervy Harvin (vs chargers), and TY hilton (vs eagles). I am using 3 of them (one flex) because my detroit RB (Bell) is up against Carolina. I think I should have asked who I should bench here.
User avatar #33308 - damandan (09/12/2014) [-]
Colston is a no brainer. Id put in Harvin because they like to run the jet with him. Wallace was the fins most targeted Qb but it was against the joke that is the Pats defense. TY was the seconded most targeted WR . Based on Qb Id put in TY
User avatar #33309 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/12/2014) [-]
it really comes down to Colston and Wallace. Don't you think Cleveland will put Haden on Colston?
User avatar #33310 - damandan (09/12/2014) [-]
Last week Antonio Brown has 116 yds and a td against the Browns. Brandon Marshall had 71 yds and 1td against the Bills
User avatar #33312 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/12/2014) [-]
But I do know that the bills did beat the hell out of Tannehill twice in the season. And since this is at Buffalo, I think I will pick colston.
User avatar #33311 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/12/2014) [-]
But that's really Cutler's fault.
User avatar #33306 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/12/2014) [-]
I just read that Cutler's career against 49ers is 1 TD to 6 interceptions.
#33303 - Guess the **** what! Any team hes on they'll be d… 09/12/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#33300 - So the 5 time MVP is bad as Tebow. Its not like the Colts and …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #33301 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/12/2014) [-]
Only because he has a reggie wayne or Demaryus Thomas to throw to, plus he always has a good offensive line. Put him on Green Bay and see how well he does.
User avatar #33303 - damandan (09/12/2014) [-]
Guess the fuck what! Any team hes on they'll be dramatically improved
#33298 - nice 09/12/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#33267 - I have to ask. why no manning  [+] (4 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #33299 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/12/2014) [-]
His throwing motion is really bad. It's almost as bad as Tim Tebow. Peyton has always benefited from having a great offensive line and wide receivers. Despite this, he is horrible in the playoffs. His accuracy is mediocre and his athleticism is poor.
User avatar #33300 - damandan (09/12/2014) [-]
So the 5 time MVP is bad as Tebow. Its not like the Colts and the Broncos were amazing after they got Manning. I guess you're right about his accuracy since his career accuracy is NFL 5th best 67%
User avatar #33301 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/12/2014) [-]
Only because he has a reggie wayne or Demaryus Thomas to throw to, plus he always has a good offensive line. Put him on Green Bay and see how well he does.
User avatar #33303 - damandan (09/12/2014) [-]
Guess the fuck what! Any team hes on they'll be dramatically improved
#33256 - ill join. whats the password 09/11/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#37 - Honestly if they used the actual Cortana voice actor, Id punt …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2014 on I asked Cortana if shes... 0
User avatar #53 - Flammenwerfer (09/11/2014) [-]
They are. Jen Taylor voices Cortana on the Windows Phones in USA, confirmed by her, and they are constantly updating her recordings. She sounds very human like when I talk to her, it's sometimes unsettling lol.
#33235 - You shouldnt hesitate  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #33236 - PopcornViking (09/10/2014) [-]
nah he says that id be ripping him and that he doesnt want to move graham
#33233 - YES  [+] (3 new replies) 09/10/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #33234 - PopcornViking (09/10/2014) [-]
yea its not happening lol
User avatar #33235 - damandan (09/10/2014) [-]
You shouldnt hesitate
User avatar #33236 - PopcornViking (09/10/2014) [-]
nah he says that id be ripping him and that he doesnt want to move graham
#33226 - Johnson had more carries 09/10/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#33217 - Kapernick and Palmer are ass, Ben and Andy are right behind 09/10/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#33214 - Id always pick the starter. So Chris  [+] (2 new replies) 09/10/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#33220 - repostsrepost (09/10/2014) [-]
Looking at the Jets depth chart, though, Chris Johnson is behind Ivory.
User avatar #33226 - damandan (09/10/2014) [-]
Johnson had more carries
#33213 - ITT: Top 10 qbs in NFL 1. Payton Manning 2. Drew Brees…  [+] (20 new replies) 09/10/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #33264 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/11/2014) [-]
> Peyton and Brady as top 5. LOL
I would put Rodgers at 1, Brees at 2, Luck at 3, WIlson at 4, Matt Ryan at 5.
User avatar #33267 - damandan (09/12/2014) [-]
I have to ask. why no manning
User avatar #33299 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/12/2014) [-]
His throwing motion is really bad. It's almost as bad as Tim Tebow. Peyton has always benefited from having a great offensive line and wide receivers. Despite this, he is horrible in the playoffs. His accuracy is mediocre and his athleticism is poor.
User avatar #33300 - damandan (09/12/2014) [-]
So the 5 time MVP is bad as Tebow. Its not like the Colts and the Broncos were amazing after they got Manning. I guess you're right about his accuracy since his career accuracy is NFL 5th best 67%
User avatar #33301 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/12/2014) [-]
Only because he has a reggie wayne or Demaryus Thomas to throw to, plus he always has a good offensive line. Put him on Green Bay and see how well he does.
User avatar #33303 - damandan (09/12/2014) [-]
Guess the fuck what! Any team hes on they'll be dramatically improved
User avatar #33232 - philliyoMLB (09/10/2014) [-]
1. Tom Brady
2. Peyton Manning
3. Aaron Rodgers
4. Drew Brees
5. Tony Romo
6. Phillip Rivers
7. Matt Ryan
8. Andrew Luck
9. Big Ben
10. Matthew Stafford
#33244 - saltyfries (09/11/2014) [-]
>Tony Romo
User avatar #33245 - philliyoMLB (09/11/2014) [-]
If the cowboys had anyone different they'd be lucky to win a single game.
#33246 - saltyfries (09/11/2014) [-]
>Implying 3 turnovers isn't a reason they lost this past weekend's game
User avatar #33247 - philliyoMLB (09/11/2014) [-]
I wold probably blame one of those on him.
User avatar #33248 - saltyfries (09/11/2014) [-]
>this is also considering they've been 8-8 3 seasons in a row, and normally what happens on the 4th seasons is they're sub .500, and with that kind of start, I wouldn't be surprised if Romo and Eli compete for most turnovers.
User avatar #33249 - philliyoMLB (09/11/2014) [-]
Doubt it, the Cowboys are awful, Bryant is over rated, Romo is the star and always will be, there is nothing special about that team besides him and Witten.
User avatar #33250 - saltyfries (09/11/2014) [-]
He's honestly right up there with Cutler as the biggest choke artist every year, both failing to make the playoffs or win with actual good teams, there's no denying that (though it was Orton who killed their chance last season). Tony Romo is just as overrated as Bryant.
#33238 - hockeykicksass (09/11/2014) [-]
>Tony Romo
#33219 - spazzin (09/10/2014) [-]
>tom brady
HE DED
#33215 - qwertyjr (09/10/2014) [-]
>No Andy Dalton
>No Big Ben
>No Kapernick
>No Palmer
User avatar #33218 - PopcornViking (09/10/2014) [-]
">No Palmer"

LOL
User avatar #33217 - damandan (09/10/2014) [-]
Kapernick and Palmer are ass, Ben and Andy are right behind
User avatar #33216 - blazingpelt (09/10/2014) [-]
>dalton
>kaep
>palmer
They only one I'll give you is Rapistburger
#33207 - Theyre not wrong 09/10/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +3
#33199 - NO ONE TOLD ME  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #33203 - huemynue (09/10/2014) [-]
You just found this out? SQUASH
#128632 - Video is **** btw 09/09/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
#128631 - Why is no one talking about Slash  [+] (2 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #128633 - kaisakuenkou (09/09/2014) [-]
cause miles kennedy sucks
User avatar #128632 - damandan (09/09/2014) [-]
Video is NSFW btw
#33197 - WHY DIDNT YOU ******** TELL ME SCOTTY 2 HOTTY WAS ON NXT  [+] (3 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #33198 - spazzin (09/09/2014) [-]
That was a fucking year ago
User avatar #33199 - damandan (09/09/2014) [-]
NO ONE TOLD ME
User avatar #33203 - huemynue (09/10/2014) [-]
You just found this out? SQUASH
#33196 - Just watching the Giants play last night was so laughable. I c… 09/09/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#120 - Nov 10 09/09/2014 on saruman +2
#33183 - blucheese  [+] (2 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #33195 - blucheese (09/09/2014) [-]
whatever
User avatar #33196 - damandan (09/09/2014) [-]
Just watching the Giants play last night was so laughable. I cant imagine them getting better
#12 - well hopefully he straightened her teeth  [+] (4 new replies) 09/08/2014 on Rekt [x] not rekt [ ] +10
#43 - 4chan refugee (09/08/2014) [-]
Americans and their obsession with straight/white teeth.
#154 - earldibblesjr (09/08/2014) [-]
Found the Brit.
#75 - 4chan refugee (09/08/2014) [-]
And straight/white people
User avatar #21 - theugandanhero (09/08/2014) [-]
That's the attitude!!

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User avatar #161 - damandan (09/04/2014) [-]
spazzin, sealofapproval, blazingpelt, suddenk, phillyoMLB, blucheese, arsonistchapel, mexicaninja, hockeykickass

draft in 20 min
User avatar #162 to #161 - blucheese (09/04/2014) [-]
Hey, who is manning face?
User avatar #163 to #162 - damandan (09/04/2014) [-]
idk
User avatar #158 - sealofapproval (09/03/2014) [-]
so then are we ignoring the old league in favor of the new one?
User avatar #159 to #158 - damandan (09/03/2014) [-]
Yea
User avatar #149 - damandan (09/01/2014) [-]
spazzin, sealofapproval, blazingpelt, suddenk, phillyoMLB, blucheese, arsonistchapel, mexicaninja, hockeykickass

I made a new league and emails have been sent (check your spam). Its scheduled for Wednesday but I can do tonight if everyone joins
User avatar #160 to #149 - arsonistchapel (09/03/2014) [-]
Damnit, I get off work at 12ET tonight.
User avatar #156 to #155 - damandan (09/01/2014) [-]
why what
User avatar #152 to #149 - suddenk (09/01/2014) [-]
im cool with tonight
User avatar #151 to #149 - blazingpelt (09/01/2014) [-]
Tonight, nearly everybody's here
User avatar #153 to #151 - damandan (09/01/2014) [-]
Everyone needs to join to draft
User avatar #154 to #153 - damandan (09/01/2014) [-]
league
User avatar #157 to #154 - sealofapproval (09/02/2014) [-]
ok im glad we started out fresh tbh
doing a weekend night on a holliday weekend at 10pm wasnt the correct approach
this way more people can be there
User avatar #150 to #149 - arsonistchapel (09/01/2014) [-]
Do it tonight!
User avatar #147 - damandan (09/01/2014) [-]
spazzin, sealofapproval, blazingpelt, suddenk, phillyoMLB, blucheese, arsonistchapel, mexicaninja, hockeykickass

draft time
User avatar #148 to #147 - blucheese (09/01/2014) [-]
now what?
User avatar #145 - damandan (08/31/2014) [-]
spazzin, sealofapproval, blazingpelt, suddenk, phillyoMLB, blucheese, arsonistchapel, mexicaninja,

Draft is tonight at 10 EST
User avatar #146 to #145 - damandan (08/31/2014) [-]
Also anyone knows who the 10 person is in or league, I forgot
User avatar #142 - sealofapproval (08/26/2014) [-]
I heard youre doing a fantasy football league, anywway i can join?
User avatar #143 to #142 - damandan (08/26/2014) [-]
yep just pm me your email
User avatar #144 to #143 - sealofapproval (08/26/2014) [-]
thanks mang
User avatar #139 - majormayor (07/06/2014) [-]
You're more active on the hating board these days.
User avatar #140 to #139 - damandan (07/06/2014) [-]
World Cup has taken over the sports board
User avatar #141 to #140 - majormayor (07/06/2014) [-]
Fasntnig.
#137 - dawggz (06/09/2014) [-]
Here you go!
Here you go!
User avatar #136 - PopcornViking (11/08/2013) [-]
yea someone else got the angels
sorry
User avatar #130 - PopcornViking (11/06/2013) [-]
go onto ondeckcirle
User avatar #131 to #130 - damandan (11/06/2013) [-]
I am
User avatar #133 to #131 - PopcornViking (11/07/2013) [-]
you have to actually go on
youre probably not gonna get in now
User avatar #134 to #133 - damandan (11/07/2013) [-]
I was at a concert
User avatar #132 to #131 - PopcornViking (11/06/2013) [-]
you need to go on chat
User avatar #125 - PopcornViking (11/05/2013) [-]
if you want to look through all the teams
go to the quick links on the side and click master roster
User avatar #126 to #125 - PopcornViking (11/05/2013) [-]
the rangers guy updates it all the time
its so ******* organized
User avatar #127 to #126 - damandan (11/05/2013) [-]
So I clicked on master roster but I only see one team
User avatar #128 to #127 - PopcornViking (11/05/2013) [-]
im guessing rays
you can scroll through the teams on the bar at the bottom
User avatar #129 to #128 - damandan (11/05/2013) [-]
Ok yea its really helpful
User avatar #124 - PopcornViking (11/04/2013) [-]
ondeckcircle.proboards.com/

make a chatango
say you want the angels
User avatar #123 - saltyfries (09/08/2013) [-]
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I'm back bitch!
#119 - 4chan refugee (09/06/2013) [-]
u talkin **** about BK fries >! those are my homeboys! frenchfryy here
User avatar #120 to #119 - damandan (09/06/2013) [-]
You like those tasteless mothers ******* ? we miss you
#121 to #120 - 4chan refugee (09/06/2013) [-]
I know, it looks like Admin is settling down, I may come back Saturday
User avatar #122 to #121 - damandan (09/06/2013) [-]
*squee*
User avatar #91 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
MillionsKnives lolwtfbbqryan suddenk ithyphallophobia philliyoMLB Blazingpelt

There are currently 7 teams. It can stay that way and have 4 team playoff and draft tonight at like 10 1030 or wait for a friend (who really doesnt want to play and draft tomorrow at like 6 EST)
User avatar #107 to #91 - philliyoMLB (09/05/2013) [-]
I got a friend I'll pm you his email
User avatar #108 to #107 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
Well thats awkward...I just added someone elses friend
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User avatar #98 to #91 - lolwtfbbqryan (09/05/2013) [-]
**** i have a football game tomorrow, I cant draft.
User avatar #109 to #98 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
draft at 11
User avatar #100 to #98 - philliyoMLB (09/05/2013) [-]
You play on Thursday nights?
User avatar #101 to #100 - lolwtfbbqryan (09/05/2013) [-]
We are playing away, and this school is weird.
all other games will be on friday.
User avatar #105 to #101 - philliyoMLB (09/05/2013) [-]
Yeah we're playing some games on thursday this year too, I have no idea why, even our homecoming game.
User avatar #118 to #105 - lolwtfbbqryan (09/05/2013) [-]
I think i have one more on a thursday
User avatar #96 to #91 - suddenk (09/05/2013) [-]
either works
User avatar #110 to #96 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
draft at 11
User avatar #94 to #91 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (09/05/2013) [-]
You're league manager, why don't you do two teams? I've known someone to do that before. That way there's 8
User avatar #111 to #94 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
draft at 11
User avatar #95 to #94 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
Eh Id rather not so I can focus on one main team
User avatar #102 to #95 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (09/05/2013) [-]
Or if you wanna keep it strictly FJ I totally understand.
User avatar #97 to #95 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (09/05/2013) [-]
Yeah no prob, just a thought. Would you care if I asked personal friends of mine if they wanna do it? Just so we have one more
User avatar #99 to #97 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
If they can join like right now than yea
User avatar #103 to #99 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (09/05/2013) [-]
He said he's in. Want his email?
User avatar #104 to #103 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
yea
User avatar #93 to #91 - blazingpelt (09/05/2013) [-]
Either is fine with me
User avatar #112 to #93 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
draft at 11
User avatar #92 to #91 - MillionsKnives (09/05/2013) [-]
Either works for me, though tomorrow would be a bit better.
User avatar #113 to #92 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
draft at 11
User avatar #114 to #113 - MillionsKnives (09/05/2013) [-]
Eastern zone?
User avatar #115 to #114 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
yep
User avatar #116 to #115 - MillionsKnives (09/05/2013) [-]
Wow, I must have been more tired than I had thought. Ah well, I'm not too displeased with my team, considering it was autodrafted.
User avatar #117 to #116 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
I was wondering where you went
User avatar #89 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
Sorry I already gave it away D:
User avatar #90 to #89 - damandan (08/16/2013) [-]
Ok thanks anyway
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User avatar #78 to #77 - damandan (08/16/2013) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #79 to #78 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
So the code worked?
User avatar #80 to #79 - damandan (08/16/2013) [-]
Um well it was for MoH and while I do appreciate your kindness, I dont really need it so you can give it to someone else who wants it

Thank you again
User avatar #81 to #80 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
I have crisis 2
Burnout
Deadspace 1?
User avatar #82 to #81 - damandan (08/16/2013) [-]
Deadspace would sound fun
Thanks
User avatar #83 to #82 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
7F2S-C6ZV-55ZE-ADGR-YJDN

Can I have some fj points?
User avatar #84 to #83 - damandan (08/16/2013) [-]
Usually Id like to keep my earned FJ points but since you gave me a game (which worked) Ill give it to you
User avatar #88 to #84 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
Hold up, I'll comment on the items board and next to my name there will be a little (T) just click that, click add next to your points, how many you wanna give then click send.
User avatar #86 to #84 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
Thanks man.
User avatar #87 to #86 - damandan (08/16/2013) [-]
Idk how to give it
User avatar #85 to #84 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
Cool.
#75 - alexclement (08/01/2013) [-]
Do you want your FJ points, since you don't play items game?
User avatar #76 to #75 - damandan (08/01/2013) [-]
Yes
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