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>1st title change on raw in 4 years

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User avatar #262 - damandan (09/11/2015) [-]
hockeykicksass, blazingpelt, suddenk, MillionsKnives, arsonistchapel, chronoeagle, sphincterface, shadowstalk

Can we kinda set up a list on who is who

I'm Crab Legs
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User avatar #269 to #262 - blazingpelt (09/11/2015) [-]
Missing Fingaz
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User avatar #268 to #262 - arsonistchapel (09/11/2015) [-]
Caroll of the Bells.
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#267 to #262 - chronoeagle (09/11/2015) [-]
Scottsdale Whiteskins. Sadly playing against Gronk this week :'(
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User avatar #266 to #262 - MillionsKnives (09/11/2015) [-]
Stairway to Evans
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User avatar #265 to #262 - suddenk (09/11/2015) [-]
Fifty Shades Of Jay Cutler
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User avatar #264 to #262 - hockeykicksass (09/11/2015) [-]
Beats by Ray
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User avatar #263 to #262 - sphincterface (09/11/2015) [-]
Wookie of the Year.
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User avatar #260 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
hockeykicksass, blazingpelt, suddenk, MillionsKnives, arsonistchapel, chronoeagle, sphincterface, shadowstalk

Draft time
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User avatar #240 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
hockeykicksass, blazingpelt, suddenk, MillionsKnives, arsonistchapel, chronoeagle, sphincterface, shadowstalk

draft at 11 est today is that alright or tomorrow?
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User avatar #261 to #240 - sphincterface (09/09/2015) [-]
11 est...would that be like 10 at my time zone? Because I seriously get off work right at 10.
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User avatar #247 to #240 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
IT WONT LET ME ******* CHANGE
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User avatar #259 to #247 - blazingpelt (09/09/2015) [-]
Good thing I was on point and ready
Oh wait, I can't even log in because ESPN's site is terrible.
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#258 to #247 - chronoeagle (09/09/2015) [-]
We'll see who set up their auto draft the best soon.
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User avatar #245 to #240 - MillionsKnives (09/09/2015) [-]
Yeah, I'd prefer tomorrow as well, as I work in the morning.
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User avatar #254 to #245 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
cant chnage
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User avatar #250 to #245 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
maybe i did
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User avatar #248 to #245 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
it wont let me change
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User avatar #244 to #240 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
Since everyone cant see this I'll do it tomorrow. the reason why is I managed to get my friend in
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User avatar #243 to #240 - suddenk (09/09/2015) [-]
I'm ok with whatever
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User avatar #241 to #240 - hockeykicksass (09/09/2015) [-]
Can you push it to tomorrow, I get up at 5 for work and I don't want to be up that late
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User avatar #255 to #241 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
cant change
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User avatar #251 to #241 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
maybe i did
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User avatar #249 to #241 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
it wont let me change
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User avatar #242 to #241 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
yeah its prob better for everyone
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User avatar #237 - fuckberries (09/08/2015) [-]
Hey man... sorry about the missing the draft.. I started working overnight and I was asleep for the draft.
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User avatar #238 to #237 - fuckberries (09/09/2015) [-]
Email is packers848848@ aim.com
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User avatar #246 to #238 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
sorry man my friend got it
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User avatar #257 to #246 - fuckberries (09/09/2015) [-]
Sall good bud
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#239 to #238 - anon (09/09/2015) [-]
damandan add him
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User avatar #222 - damandan (08/27/2015) [-]
hockeykicksass, blazingpelt, suddenk, MillionsKnives, arsonistchapel, chronoeagle, sphincterface, shadowstalk, panicchemical

does anyone have any problems if I move the draft to Mon, tues, or weds at about 9?
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User avatar #232 to #222 - sphincterface (08/28/2015) [-]
Which monday? Like on the 5th? Because it's Labor Day then and I don't have plans. Saturday Night works this saturday for me any time. Also, there has been a change of plans and I may possibly be able to make it on the original day.
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User avatar #230 to #222 - arsonistchapel (08/28/2015) [-]
Yeah I work weekdays 6-12pm
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#229 to #222 - chronoeagle (08/28/2015) [-]
I'm fine with whatever if it's after 3 pm cdt if it's a workday.
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User avatar #227 to #222 - hockeykicksass (08/27/2015) [-]
Im cool with whatever date as long as its after like 4:00 PM Eastern
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User avatar #226 to #222 - panicchemical (08/27/2015) [-]
i haven't got an invite and Mon or wed would work best but i can do tue
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User avatar #233 to #226 - damandan (08/29/2015) [-]
check again
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User avatar #234 to #233 - panicchemical (08/30/2015) [-]
sorry nope what site do you have it under espn, nfl?
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User avatar #236 to #234 - damandan (08/31/2015) [-]
wolfpack6592 right?
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User avatar #235 to #234 - damandan (08/30/2015) [-]
ESPN. Check your spam
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User avatar #224 to #222 - sphincterface (08/27/2015) [-]
9 at what time exactly?
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User avatar #225 to #224 - sphincterface (08/27/2015) [-]
As in time zone.
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User avatar #231 to #225 - damandan (08/28/2015) [-]
Eastern
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User avatar #190 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Read a lot. Hang out with my super cool dog. What about you?
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User avatar #211 to #190 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
I see....it hurts to know that you heart belongs to admin. but if you want to see something really funny, you should see my junk
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User avatar #212 to #211 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
It hurts me too since hell never love me back
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User avatar #213 to #212 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
I know i can be better, funnier, and junkier than him
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User avatar #214 to #213 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Lol. Watch your mouth or hell strike you down and ban you
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User avatar #215 to #214 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
I fear no ban. I'll still come back for you
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User avatar #216 to #215 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Dansbeenbanned
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User avatar #217 to #216 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
Dabanneddan
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User avatar #218 to #217 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Haha exactly
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User avatar #219 to #218 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
Yousaynobanplz i know I'm stupid
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User avatar #220 to #219 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
If I got banned it'd just mean I could move on with my life and get off my phone. Lol
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User avatar #221 to #220 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
...what's that
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User avatar #191 to #190 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
Omg i Love dogs. Can't wait to see my dog this weekend. I hang with friends, watch tv, play games, sports things. What breed do you have
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User avatar #193 to #192 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
Awww omg he's so cute. What's his/her name
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User avatar #194 to #193 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Lol. She's laying with a bunch of spawn. Her name is Lucifer
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User avatar #195 to #194 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
That's awesome haha. How old is she?
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User avatar #197 to #196 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
wow she's still a puppy. mine is 14
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User avatar #198 to #197 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Yeah I got her at 8 weeks
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User avatar #199 to #198 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
Where did you get her from
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User avatar #201 to #200 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
Wait what
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#202 to #201 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
She flew over on an airplane. And we drove to Alabama to get zeus
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User avatar #203 to #202 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
Oh you guys go extreme for adoptions haha
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User avatar #204 to #203 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Haha. No were cheap
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User avatar #205 to #204 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
I thought cheap was adopting from like spca
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User avatar #206 to #205 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Well I wanted a border collie. And I waited for almost a year checking rescues all over Florida and every time one became available there was a waiting list a mile long
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User avatar #207 to #206 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
Oh wow i had no idea it was crazy like that
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User avatar #208 to #207 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
It depends on what you want. And a lot of timing
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User avatar #209 to #208 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
I guess so haha. So tell me, what do like in a man
User avatar #210 to #209 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
He's gotta be funny and he's gotta have junk
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User avatar #186 - lolwtfbbqryan (02/15/2015) [-]
hey man personal request here. can you firebomb all of your comments, and set your profile to only friends can view it? for some reason when i enter my email into google, it brings me to this profile. i must have commented it, and deleted it some time ago. please help me out. im trying to get an athletic scholarship and i dont want my email traced back to funnyjunk.
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User avatar #187 to #186 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
I just deleted the thread you were apart of. Check it again
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User avatar #188 to #187 - lolwtfbbqryan (02/15/2015) [-]
it brings me to your profile.
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User avatar #189 to #188 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
Well I just changed the privacy settings
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User avatar #170 to #169 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
I mean I go to UCF haha so yea I live in Orlando
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User avatar #172 to #171 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
Thats not good. Where do you live?
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User avatar #174 to #173 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
Tampa? Deltona? Which city?
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User avatar #176 to #175 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
Well thats not too far from me haha
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User avatar #178 to #177 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
I mean an hour drive is worth to see a cute girl and puppies haha
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User avatar #180 to #179 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
Well cute girls are more fun to play with anyways haha
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User avatar #181 to #180 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
Where did the puppies go though
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User avatar #183 to #182 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
Awkward=cute

cute+ awkward=super cute=you
Math is awesome
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User avatar #185 to #184 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
Well to hell with other people then haha. So how was your valentines day
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User avatar #167 - saltyfries (12/08/2014) [-]
My boys are heading to your town, support them ************
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User avatar #168 to #167 - damandan (12/08/2014) [-]
***** I live in Orlando. I supported them last year though
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User avatar #164 - cognosceteipsum (11/19/2014) [-]
Did you get rejected by the other girl?
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User avatar #165 to #164 - damandan (11/19/2014) [-]
not yet
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User avatar #166 to #165 - cognosceteipsum (11/19/2014) [-]
What happened before to you? Got rejected by another girl?
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User avatar #161 - damandan (09/04/2014) [-]
spazzin, sealofapproval, blazingpelt, suddenk, phillyoMLB, blucheese, arsonistchapel, mexicaninja, hockeykickass

draft in 20 min
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User avatar #162 to #161 - blucheese (09/04/2014) [-]
Hey, who is manning face?
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User avatar #163 to #162 - damandan (09/04/2014) [-]
idk
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User avatar #158 - sealofapproval (09/03/2014) [-]
so then are we ignoring the old league in favor of the new one?
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User avatar #159 to #158 - damandan (09/03/2014) [-]
Yea
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User avatar #149 - damandan (09/01/2014) [-]
spazzin, sealofapproval, blazingpelt, suddenk, phillyoMLB, blucheese, arsonistchapel, mexicaninja, hockeykickass

I made a new league and emails have been sent (check your spam). Its scheduled for Wednesday but I can do tonight if everyone joins
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User avatar #160 to #149 - arsonistchapel (09/03/2014) [-]
Damnit, I get off work at 12ET tonight.
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User avatar #156 to #155 - damandan (09/01/2014) [-]
why what
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User avatar #152 to #149 - suddenk (09/01/2014) [-]
im cool with tonight
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User avatar #151 to #149 - blazingpelt (09/01/2014) [-]
Tonight, nearly everybody's here
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User avatar #153 to #151 - damandan (09/01/2014) [-]
Everyone needs to join to draft
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User avatar #154 to #153 - damandan (09/01/2014) [-]
league
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User avatar #157 to #154 - sealofapproval (09/02/2014) [-]
ok im glad we started out fresh tbh
doing a weekend night on a holliday weekend at 10pm wasnt the correct approach
this way more people can be there
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User avatar #150 to #149 - arsonistchapel (09/01/2014) [-]
Do it tonight!
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User avatar #147 - damandan (09/01/2014) [-]
spazzin, sealofapproval, blazingpelt, suddenk, phillyoMLB, blucheese, arsonistchapel, mexicaninja, hockeykickass

draft time
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User avatar #148 to #147 - blucheese (09/01/2014) [-]
now what?
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User avatar #145 - damandan (08/31/2014) [-]
spazzin, sealofapproval, blazingpelt, suddenk, phillyoMLB, blucheese, arsonistchapel, mexicaninja,

Draft is tonight at 10 EST
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User avatar #146 to #145 - damandan (08/31/2014) [-]
Also anyone knows who the 10 person is in or league, I forgot
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User avatar #142 - sealofapproval (08/26/2014) [-]
I heard youre doing a fantasy football league, anywway i can join?
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User avatar #143 to #142 - damandan (08/26/2014) [-]
yep just pm me your email
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User avatar #144 to #143 - sealofapproval (08/26/2014) [-]
thanks mang
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User avatar #139 - majormayor (07/06/2014) [-]
You're more active on the hating board these days.
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User avatar #140 to #139 - damandan (07/06/2014) [-]
World Cup has taken over the sports board
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User avatar #141 to #140 - majormayor (07/06/2014) [-]
Fasntnig.
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#137 - dawggz (06/09/2014) [-]
Here you go!
Here you go!
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User avatar #136 - PopcornViking (11/08/2013) [-]
yea someone else got the angels
sorry
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