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*unsheathes meme* *teleports behind u* pssh...nothin personel, kidcomment
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Date Signed Up:2/20/2013
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latest user's comments

#87 - It IS a kiddy game 05/23/2015 on Splatoon +2
#390301 - Capcom went down to ******* for me long ago 05/23/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#390103 - why dont u put on a wig ;)  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #390118 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/22/2015) [-]
cause I have hairs already
#390102 - Play ridiculously grindy games or free games that have infinit…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#390111 - anonymous (05/22/2015) [-]
I once got mad because all of my dwarves were starving and they refused to actually do anything to get food. So I locked all of them in a chamber with a psychotic dwarf and watched them get slaughtered.
#390087 - >Shaven bulldyke pls no  [+] (3 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #390090 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/22/2015) [-]
ask her to put on a wig doe
User avatar #390103 - dalokan (05/22/2015) [-]
why dont u put on a wig ;)
User avatar #390118 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/22/2015) [-]
cause I have hairs already
#390084 - dw I always cry myself to sleep because I know Nicki Minaj wil…  [+] (20 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #390086 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/22/2015) [-]
her ass is so fake nd bad tho :C I'd suggest Amber Rose.
User avatar #390108 - aoeui (05/22/2015) [-]
google says she's 5'9 fuck that lmao also she looks like an alien
User avatar #390119 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/22/2015) [-]
why is 5'9" bad?
User avatar #390120 - aoeui (05/22/2015) [-]
that is huge for a woman. she's man height
User avatar #390122 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/22/2015) [-]
I'm 5'8" and a half. Really it's not that tall.
User avatar #390123 - aoeui (05/22/2015) [-]
you're gigantic I'm sorry
User avatar #390124 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/22/2015) [-]
it's an inch and a half taller than average. How tall are you to consider 5'8" "gigantic"?
User avatar #390125 - aoeui (05/22/2015) [-]
no it isn't wow the female average is 5'5 for white females
User avatar #390126 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/22/2015) [-]
2 and a half inches then. But then again, I'm not a white female.
User avatar #390127 - aoeui (05/22/2015) [-]
idk I guess it works if you date tall men
User avatar #390128 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/22/2015) [-]
won't that make me a superficial bitch by fjs standards though?
User avatar #390129 - aoeui (05/22/2015) [-]
no, I think everyone should date people the same height as them, huge height gaps are basically pedophilia
User avatar #390176 - ferrettamer (05/22/2015) [-]
:3
User avatar #390130 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/22/2015) [-]
that's a weird thought but I'm not "super tall" or anything like that. Maybe a bit but not extremely. I do got legs 4 dayz doe and my boyfriend likes that.
#390098 - thebestpieever (05/22/2015) [-]
Halle Berry.
User avatar #390099 - jadewest (05/22/2015) [-]
gandolf the grey
User avatar #390087 - dalokan (05/22/2015) [-]
>Shaven bulldyke

pls no
User avatar #390090 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/22/2015) [-]
ask her to put on a wig doe
User avatar #390103 - dalokan (05/22/2015) [-]
why dont u put on a wig ;)
User avatar #390118 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/22/2015) [-]
cause I have hairs already
#19 - pls  [+] (4 new replies) 05/21/2015 on NANOMACHINES SON +3
#21 - stilljustamewfag (05/21/2015) [-]
User avatar #43 - Thundergod (05/21/2015) [-]
Now I'M curious, is it CP or something?
User avatar #57 - defski (05/21/2015) [-]
loli isn't CP
At least that's what the lolicons tell me
#37 - DemonMatt (05/21/2015) [-]
#17 - sauz?  [+] (6 new replies) 05/21/2015 on NANOMACHINES SON +1
#18 - stilljustamewfag (05/21/2015) [-]
#19 - dalokan (05/21/2015) [-]
pls
#21 - stilljustamewfag (05/21/2015) [-]
User avatar #43 - Thundergod (05/21/2015) [-]
Now I'M curious, is it CP or something?
User avatar #57 - defski (05/21/2015) [-]
loli isn't CP
At least that's what the lolicons tell me
#37 - DemonMatt (05/21/2015) [-]
#15 - Bruh is that from the thing I think it is  [+] (20 new replies) 05/21/2015 on NANOMACHINES SON 0
#16 - stilljustamewfag (05/21/2015) [-]
User avatar #64 - floran (05/21/2015) [-]
sauce?
#65 - stilljustamewfag (05/21/2015) [-]
#66 - floran (05/21/2015) [-]
what must I do to get sauce?
User avatar #41 - floran (05/21/2015) [-]
wait wut? where is it from?
User avatar #42 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (05/21/2015) [-]
you don't really wanna know.
User avatar #59 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (05/21/2015) [-]
naw bro this is not what you wanna be seein
User avatar #61 - floran (05/21/2015) [-]
try me
User avatar #62 - semenslurpinglily (05/21/2015) [-]
Hey wait a minute... I've seen you before...
#63 - floran (05/21/2015) [-]
we are plant
User avatar #60 - semenslurpinglily (05/21/2015) [-]
Wrong comment to reply.
And yeah bro.
User avatar #58 - semenslurpinglily (05/21/2015) [-]
Please?
#55 - floran (05/21/2015) [-]
now I want to know more
User avatar #17 - dalokan (05/21/2015) [-]
sauz?
#18 - stilljustamewfag (05/21/2015) [-]
#19 - dalokan (05/21/2015) [-]
pls
#21 - stilljustamewfag (05/21/2015) [-]
User avatar #43 - Thundergod (05/21/2015) [-]
Now I'M curious, is it CP or something?
User avatar #57 - defski (05/21/2015) [-]
loli isn't CP
At least that's what the lolicons tell me
#37 - DemonMatt (05/21/2015) [-]
#21 - League of Heartstone 05/21/2015 on (untitled) 0

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#193 - aoeui (02/08/2015) [+] (1 reply)
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IRL selfie. do not steal, do not redistribute. I'm putting my trust in you, dalo
#162 - dalokan ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
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User avatar #153 to #152 - dalokan ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
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MitiS - Born M00sic
User avatar #49 to #48 - dalokan ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
DJ Whore - S3RL feat Tamika
User avatar #65 to #49 - dalokan ONLINE (01/20/2014) [-]
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance music - Rules of Nature with Lyrics
User avatar #71 to #65 - dalokan ONLINE (02/07/2014) [-]
Marco Barrientos - Hosanna
User avatar #79 to #71 - dalokan ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
Ellie Goulding - Burn
User avatar #89 to #79 - dalokan ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
COQUETA   TIENES TU NOVIO Y NO LO RESPETAS   REGGAETON Coqueta Coqueta, guarda mi numero en identidad secreta
User avatar #90 to #89 - dalokan ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
Jumped - Loituma Jumpstyle Remix
User avatar #96 to #90 - dalokan ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
Hi-Fi - Песня Царевны (Все В Огонь) /Vse V Ogon' (Pesnya CZarevny)

From Introduce and Copulate
User avatar #124 to #96 - dalokan ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
Hasta Mi Final- Il Divo(Album Version)

AMOOOOOOOR ETEEEEEEEEEERNO
User avatar #132 to #124 - dalokan ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
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******* Henshin a go go, ************ .
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John Cena Prank Call
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French Montana featuring Rick Ross, Drake & Lil Wayne - Pop That (BRANDNEW2012) Pop that
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Sean Paul - Temperature [OFFICIAL VIDEO] I got the right temperature to shelter ya from da storm
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Crizzly & Logun - Ass & Tittiez Ass and tiddies
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Bun B - The Inauguration God bless the united states of *********
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