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Date Signed Up:2/20/2013
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latest user's comments

#386257 - HOLY ******* **** AM I MAD AS…  [+] (2 new replies) 13 hours ago on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#386272 - Ken M (12 hours ago) [-]
>HE PLAYS LOL

FUCKING LOL
LOL

DAMN KID
JUST DAMN LOL
#386259 - Ken M (13 hours ago) [-]
git gud
#20 - Wish they woulda given that skin to someone else besides ezreal.  [+] (1 new reply) 18 hours ago on Deck Of Cards Skin Set (PBE) 0
#21 - padamalex (14 hours ago) [-]
how about annie or teemo? -riot
#148 - It may vary from country to country. I know kids born in the U… 18 hours ago on tumblr354321 0
#125 - And that's your opinion, and that's cool, and I honestly don't…  [+] (2 new replies) 20 hours ago on tumblr354321 0
User avatar #129 - neokun (19 hours ago) [-]
Can't really speak for OP of this comment thread, but hydraetis was right in the scenario he made up. If a kids mother moves from Britain to India on vacation, the kid will still be British. As she does not hold citizenship in India.
User avatar #148 - dalokan (18 hours ago) [-]
It may vary from country to country. I know kids born in the US are granted citizenship. I think, not really clear on that
#123 - Nobody is denying he's from Spanish heritage. But he'…  [+] (4 new replies) 20 hours ago on tumblr354321 0
User avatar #124 - hydraetis (20 hours ago) [-]
To me citizenship doesn't really matter. If an English kid was born in India while his mother was there on vacation, to me they're still English, not Indian.
User avatar #125 - dalokan (20 hours ago) [-]
And that's your opinion, and that's cool, and I honestly don't give a shit, because at the end of the day, he's still American.
User avatar #129 - neokun (19 hours ago) [-]
Can't really speak for OP of this comment thread, but hydraetis was right in the scenario he made up. If a kids mother moves from Britain to India on vacation, the kid will still be British. As she does not hold citizenship in India.
User avatar #148 - dalokan (18 hours ago) [-]
It may vary from country to country. I know kids born in the US are granted citizenship. I think, not really clear on that
#386150 - use grammarly :^) 23 hours ago on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#20 - Grey died of back injuries, you ******* moron. …  [+] (12 new replies) 05/02/2015 on tumblargh +155
#104 - iatedub (22 hours ago) [-]
HAHAHA Broorb you SJW faggot.
#252 - broorb (4 hours ago) [-]
I'm so ashamed hahahaha I deserve literally all of this
User avatar #191 - garymotherfingoak (17 hours ago) [-]
le bane meme :^)
#38 - nexdemise (05/02/2015) [-]
Oh come on now, niggers die every fucking day. You can't blame the kid for not knowing about which one all the fuss is about.
#36 - jdbbx (05/02/2015) [-]
Is bullets a back injury?
User avatar #22 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (05/02/2015) [-]
Bullet holes count as back injuries if they're in your back.
User avatar #23 - sketchE (05/02/2015) [-]
wrong person. in that situation the cop was immediatly fired and is being charged with murder
User avatar #24 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (05/02/2015) [-]
It was a joke.
User avatar #25 - sketchE (05/02/2015) [-]
my bad thought you were the same person. my apologies
#54 - nagafever (05/02/2015) [-]
**nagafever used "*roll picture*"**
**nagafever rolled image** sketchshe recently became popular... so howd u come up with ur name?
#21 - broorb (05/02/2015) [-]
HAHA whoops

...gray*
User avatar #213 - elcreepo (15 hours ago) [-]
And the white cop that killed him was instantly fired and arrested and is being prosecuted.

Where is your SJW now?
#18 - If you were born in Texas you're american tho, not Spanish  [+] (6 new replies) 05/02/2015 on tumblr354321 +19
User avatar #121 - hydraetis (20 hours ago) [-]
Not by heritage.
User avatar #123 - dalokan (20 hours ago) [-]
Nobody is denying he's from Spanish heritage.

But he's american, nonetheless, because he was born in american soil. His citizenship will be american irregardless of heritage.
User avatar #124 - hydraetis (20 hours ago) [-]
To me citizenship doesn't really matter. If an English kid was born in India while his mother was there on vacation, to me they're still English, not Indian.
User avatar #125 - dalokan (20 hours ago) [-]
And that's your opinion, and that's cool, and I honestly don't give a shit, because at the end of the day, he's still American.
User avatar #129 - neokun (19 hours ago) [-]
Can't really speak for OP of this comment thread, but hydraetis was right in the scenario he made up. If a kids mother moves from Britain to India on vacation, the kid will still be British. As she does not hold citizenship in India.
User avatar #148 - dalokan (18 hours ago) [-]
It may vary from country to country. I know kids born in the US are granted citizenship. I think, not really clear on that
#385947 - Did you factor in the taxes too 05/01/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#385946 - Solo pregunta si necesitas ayuda chico :^) 05/01/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0

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Jumped - Loituma Jumpstyle Remix
User avatar #96 to #90 - dalokan ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
Hi-Fi - Песня Царевны (Все В Огонь) /Vse V Ogon' (Pesnya CZarevny)

From Introduce and Copulate
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Hasta Mi Final- Il Divo(Album Version)

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******* Henshin a go go, ************ .
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