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dalbahris

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Date Signed Up:11/10/2009
Last Login:7/24/2016
Location:mecca
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Times Content Favorited:399 times
Total Comments Made:323
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    I will pancake you to heaven I will pancake you to heaven
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    My potato. My potato.
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    You see ivan You see ivan
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    snap out of it... snap out of it...
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    random 4chan comp 1/?? random 4chan comp 1/??

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#13 - Well, technically it was American Airlines. 07/23/2016 on Ameriburger gets destroyed +6
#19 - By "I fully agree blah blah" I meant "I couldn'… 06/27/2016 on When you're on a budget 0
#18 - I'll fully agree with that sentiment. Fish is a great subs…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2016 on When you're on a budget +2
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#19 - dalbahris (06/27/2016) [-]
By "I fully agree blah blah" I meant "I couldn't have put it better myself" it's 330am and I'm exhausted. My b.
#16 - Not turning this into a vegan/vegetarian vs person who eats me…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/27/2016 on When you're on a budget +4
#17 - istarion (06/27/2016) [-]
I agree that it can be cheap to make vegetarian meals. I make them 2-3 times a week on average. However, if i did not eat meat on the other days i would get problems with my nutrition intake. There are suitable replacements for these but (at least in my country) these tend to be a bit more expensive.
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#18 - dalbahris (06/27/2016) [-]
I'll fully agree with that sentiment.
Fish is a great substitute for red meat/chicken as well.
But then your not a vegetarian you're a pescitarian(I think that's the correct term?) which however offers a great deal many more recipes and is still relatively cheaper.
We like to get the packs of like 8 salmon chunks for 12$(Canadian). Super tasty and healthy.

I however have gotten myself into a bad spot where I like really high quality foods, but am not capable of affording them. So I gotta make cheap stuff taste high quality. Really fun if ya ask me.
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#19 - dalbahris (06/27/2016) [-]
By "I fully agree blah blah" I meant "I couldn't have put it better myself" it's 330am and I'm exhausted. My b.
#24 - Oddly enough if I'm proven wrong I feel the sting of pride but… 06/27/2016 on fish mouth purple hairs +9
#6 - It was an animatronic t-Rex that reportedly malfunctioned quit… 06/16/2016 on List of some interesting facts +1
#15 - Veal goes to slaughter at a much later age than most pigs. And… 06/16/2016 on Anon is curious about... 0
#14 - Actually the meat would be bled properly like all other game, … 06/16/2016 on Anon is curious about... 0
#18 - Are you having a stroke? Or an aneurysm? You're making less th…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/15/2016 on Female Violence +22
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#54 - alarubra (06/15/2016) [-]
I'm pretty sure it's like the Navy Seal copypasta. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#74 - monsteranchergenki (06/15/2016) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I beat the best of the best at the Official Monster Rancher Tournament , and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Baddies, and I have over 300 confirmed Lost Discs. I am trained in Rollerblading and I’m the top Tamer to ever give a Phoenix courage. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with courage the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Playstation? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Dragons across the world and your Controller is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Worm. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with Tigers lightning attack. Not only am I extensively trained in monster combat, but I have access to an entire arsenal of Monster farms and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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