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#3 - >BLM ***** ranchers again >Militias pop up ag…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2016 on #OregonUnderAttack -1
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#24 - Airmanator (01/04/2016) [-]
They won't, unfortunately. I really wish there was more support for militias in this country but they're being branded as "domestic terrorists" because they dare to protest the unjust and corrupt management the BLM has been doing for the past few decades.
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#3 - 2 and NV were the ****  [+] (4 new replies) 01/03/2016 on maths +17
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#25 - distortedflare (01/04/2016) [-]
1 and 2 had good stories but were a choir to play. Four and three are awesome and I like new Vegas.
#48 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
The word you are looking for is chore.
<---- choir, for future reference.
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#54 - distortedflare (01/04/2016) [-]
cheers.
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#8 - borcha (01/03/2016) [-]
**borcha used "*roll 1, cis privilege*"**
**borcha rolls Being able to purchase clothes that match your gender identity without being refused service/mocked by staff or questioned on your genitals.**
Agreed
#15 - It's a war on the poor, nothing else. Don't mistake me for a l… 12/29/2015 on War on drugs +21
#5 - #1 man, what a ******* asshole, she sounds perfect.  [+] (46 new replies) 12/28/2015 on Lovers Past +210
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#17 - buttercupbabe (12/29/2015) [-]
I wouldn't say so I see where he's coming from, some people are just too nice and it's great for a while but it gets annoying/frustrating in the long run
#45 - rockstarownage (12/29/2015) [-]
sarcasm - Is it because it seems like they're always cooking up a plot to kill you, because they're being just too nice that it's suspicious?
but jokes aside, i can see what you mean
#21 - thiswasgone (12/29/2015) [-]
how so?
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#26 - buttercupbabe (12/29/2015) [-]
In a relationship like that, trust me it gets annoying
#28 - thiswasgone (12/29/2015) [-]
While Im dubious about that statement, i'm just going to stop here and not push any further.
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#35 - buttercupbabe (12/29/2015) [-]
I wouldn't mind the pushing if you want to know something or other
#37 - thiswasgone (12/29/2015) [-]
naw i'm fine, I can sort of understand. Also to each his own.
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#38 - buttercupbabe (12/29/2015) [-]
Short version, to me it's the way he does everything for me at the risk of his comfort, I think that's taking it too far if it's just constant. But I guess some like that
#39 - thiswasgone (12/29/2015) [-]
Oh I get it, he is really "submissive", yeah I can see how that is annoying at an excessive level.
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#40 - buttercupbabe (12/29/2015) [-]
Hmm yeah I guess it's more like that than just being nice..
#16 - skelebones (12/29/2015) [-]
i dunno that sounds a lil clingy and crazy. shes only a girlfriend for what i assume is a month not much more than that and shes already THAT madly in love with him?
im not saying bitch be crazy but bitch be crazy
#14 - rockstarownage (12/29/2015) [-]
then again.... i had a girl who took care of me.....but i fucked up and cheated on her. Lord knows im paying for it now.
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#78 - beldepinda (12/29/2015) [-]
Not that I cheated but I have questions, how can I change myself that I won't make the mistakes that I made in my previous relationships? That being that I had no attention span/did not really interest in her while they where going out of the way for me. I feel like a douchebag but I have no idea how I can change it...
#125 - rockstarownage (12/30/2015) [-]
well heres the advice i can give you. I learned my lesson from seeing the pain it caused. I made a promise to myself that i wouldn't make anyone feel like i did ever again. Every time i found myself reverting back to fucking up, i would catch myself and change it.

in your case with the no interest in a girl, i'd say thats something you have to personally figure out. My best guess though is that you need to find a person who actually interests you. If you don't find yourself drawn in by a person, they're probably not right for you and its best to break it off before any feelings are hurt.
i'm sure once you find the right person, that issue will correct itself.
A happy relationship is one where you can enjoy the other persons company and you feel like you can't be without them. If you have no interest in that person, you shouldn't be with them.
#43 - xxdarkdanxx (12/29/2015) [-]
Same thing kind of happened to me.
Ended up cheating on someone I really shouldn't have.

But in the end it seemed like I dodged a bullet. But that could just be because my view of her got completely skewered after the incident.

Shit happens and there's sometimes little you can do about it. There is always the opportunity to meet someone else down the road, even if it doesn't seem possible. Nothing's impossible.
#44 - rockstarownage (12/29/2015) [-]
you got lucky, i've been paying for it for 4 years now.
i've been treated almost exactly the way i treated the girl i cheated on. (it was my first relationship so i was kind of an asshole who didn't think of anyone but himself.
I used to fuss and whine whenever i didn't get the spend time with her when we planned to. I used to make her go out of her way to spend time with me. I used to get upset about every little thing and sometimes just blow up on her because i was upset about something. She was a great girl and i was an asshole.
For the 2 years i spent with the girl i cheated with, it was constant fussing and whining whenever we didn't spend time together, i was always the one who went out of my way to make her happy. she didn't consider how i felt very often, and she'd blow up about the smallest things.
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#46 - xxdarkdanxx (12/29/2015) [-]
How are you still paying for it exactly?
Even if it was a shitty thing to go through, at least now you have the experience, and get to learn from it. You could tell you were being an asshole, that's already a good enough lesson from it, do whatever you can to avoid being an asshole again.
#47 - rockstarownage (12/29/2015) [-]
i mean it was worthwhile in that i learned a major less, but it is a MASSIVE mental/emotional/physical toll. Sometimes you just get beat down so much mentally it starts to take a physical toll on your body.
And believe me, i'm doing everything i can to not be the asshole i was. and if i do say so myself, i'm doing pretty good, but at the expense of my own health sometimes.
#83 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
Excuse me if I have no sympathy for you.
Cheating is never an accident and it's awesome that you realise what you did was awful but not cheating has a massive mental/emotional/physical toll? What about the person you cheated on?
If you're struggling to not cheat, it seems you're just destined to be the cheating asshole. But you'll still get loads of women who think they can 'fix' you if they love you enough.
#97 - rockstarownage (12/29/2015) [-]
no no, i meant it's a toll when you have to deal with someone who treats you shittily, i was describing the gf, after the one i cheated on.
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#18 - twiztidxson (12/29/2015) [-]
Why would you ever cheat?
#19 - rockstarownage (12/29/2015) [-]
i was stupid and naive and it happened by accident i guess you could say.
i can give you a basic story if you'd like.
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#109 - imalex (12/29/2015) [-]
you cant cheat on accident, did you slip and fall into a vagina?
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#112 - princelaharl (12/29/2015) [-]
read #98
#76 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
Cheating isn't an accident, spilling milk is.
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#20 - twiztidxson (12/29/2015) [-]
Please do.
#24 - rockstarownage (12/29/2015) [-]
so that comment ended up so much longer than i expected, i don't want to fill up that comments section with that, mind if i PM it to you?
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#92 - flipke (12/29/2015) [-]
Interested too.
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#75 - mamenber (12/29/2015) [-]
Just post it you nigger I'm interested too
#98 - rockstarownage (12/29/2015) [-]
so basically i talked to this girl, we'll call her Cindy. We were pretty close, but she was in her own little dating circle, and i didnt want to bother. we grew apart after a while, just stopped talking. A year later this girl we'll call Jessica for some reason decided she had a crush on me. After a few months we finally got comfortable enough to start dating. She was the first girl i ever dated seriously. We were in some kind of love (i'll explain later). She did everything she could to try to make me happy, and the thing is that was hard for her considering her parents wouldn't allow her date, and we were dating behind their backs. About a year and a half later, I ended up in the same class as Cindy. After a while we started to talk and reconnect. i found out she was going through some issues, and i cared about her enough to try to help her out of it. At the time me and Jessica were starting to dull down a bit. She was really dedicated to school, good grades, and performing arts. She rarely had time for me anymore (understandably so) and it was hard for us to plan around things. One summer i started hanging out with Cindy, innocently at first, just hanging out, and doing normal friend things. A while later, the same summer, we became kind of a thing, and we would kiss and stuff secretly. Eventually Jessica found out because one of her friends told her he's seen me and Cindy holding hands once. The last thing i remember was her bawling her eyes out saying to me "just leave, i never want to talk to you ever again". And we'd been through break ups and arguements before, but this time, i knew she absolutely meant it and i wouldn't be able to fix it.
> I left and like a month later, i was dating Cindy. After about a year, things started to go to shit, constant arguing, etc etc. (she was kind of a crazy bitch). After about 2 years together, we finally broke up because she found someone who she connected with more. (I was damned glad to let her go, i celebrated like hell. I didn't have the balls to break up with her myself). I won't talk about my current girlfriend, but i'll say, when it's good, its great, but when its bad its awful (thanks eminem).
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> TL;DR: i was a naive little bitch, and i lost a very good thing because i was a horny little teen. Also karma is a massive bitch, but i deserve it. I was treated by Cindy the exact way i'd treated Jessica. - Horribly. It was my first relationship and i had no idea what i was doing and no idea how to be in a relationship.
> So if you were wondering, all this happened between 8th - 11th grade. And i know what you're thinking, boohoo, middle school/high school drama, not real love whatever, but honestly, it sticks with me, and it's something that's made me who i am.
> I know i said basic story, and looking at it now, holy hell that's incredibly long. I'm sorry i basically wrote an essay haha.


okay i guess it would've been smart to do this in the first place. theres the story folks
mamenber
grovesimus
hurpfry
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#113 - princelaharl (12/29/2015) [-]
why didn't you break it off with Jessica before trying with cindy? also did you feel even a little guilty after kissing cindy the first time?
#124 - rockstarownage (12/30/2015) [-]
also, heres the other thing.
people have this set idea that when a person cheats, it means they care nothing about the person they cheated on. sometimes thats true. but sometimes its not.
the truth is, i cared worlds about jessica and i loved the hell out of her and i couldn't have imagined being without her.
however the thing is, i was a fucking loser in middle school, and into freshmen year, so having any kind of person show any bit of interest in me, it just drew me in.
The whole thing with cindy started off really innocently, i was helping her with some issues she had. It was pretty all of a sudden that we started to have a thing.
again, this is no excuse or justification of what i did. But it's what happened.
#123 - rockstarownage (12/30/2015) [-]
a real man would've had the balls to do that. and i can tell you for certain, that wasn't me.
i had no balls to break things off, and even with cindy, i didnt have the balls to break things off when things started to fall apart after a year.
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#29 - miscreant (12/29/2015) [-]
I think everyone's interested, though.
I know I am.
#34 - rockstarownage (12/29/2015) [-]
in your PM's

icytime
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#88 - grovesimus (12/29/2015) [-]
ey to, gimme it too
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#57 - hurpfry (12/29/2015) [-]
god dammit man I was interested too
#33 - rockstarownage (12/29/2015) [-]
i mean i can PM you, i just don't want to be taking up the whole damn comments page, i looked at it and its massive/
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#61 - ZetzueRyuho (12/29/2015) [-]
forgot to login
#59 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
ok but like just post it in a spoiler here. cause i really need to know. others will too. pm me at least brah.
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#25 - twiztidxson (12/29/2015) [-]
Sure, Go for it
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#23 - rockstarownage (12/29/2015) [-]
okay holy shit, thats even longer in a comment than it is on the typing page. I'll just pm you so i don't fill up the comment page.
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#32 - icytime (12/29/2015) [-]
I want to know as well though.
#13 - rockstarownage (12/29/2015) [-]
fuck man, i'd give an arm and a leg for a girl that'd take care of me.
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#102 - thepizzadevourer (12/29/2015) [-]
Funny, because if you did that you'd actually need one to take care of you. Agreed, though
#175 - Someone in fear of their life has got to be ******* ret… 12/28/2015 on The least cancerous thing... 0
#173 - >girl gets out of abusive relationship >advises poli…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2015 on The least cancerous thing... +1
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#179 - skumbaner (12/28/2015) [-]
Can you actually do that though? if people could advise the police that way and prevent anger- based homicides that'd be pretty cool. Didn't think of that.
#164 - You're assuming she's literally retarded, anyone with a gun an…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/28/2015 on The least cancerous thing... -3
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#168 - greyhoundfd (12/28/2015) [-]
It's very easy to make speculations about what people should and would do, but if you honestly think that 100% of people will make the perfect choice 100% of the time, you're an idiot. She might have many reasons why she wouldn't draw. Maybe her neighborhood has a lot of kids who like to screw around, and she doesn't want to accidentally shoot them. Maybe she wants to see what it is first, or maybe she hasn't had formal training.

Someone in a panic is not going to go through all the strategic options and consider them before running off to deal with a threat, even if they've had formal training. I mean, the entire purpose of formal training is to get you to do the proper thing by instinct, not to have you reason it out in your head even while in a panic.
#175 - dakkadakka (12/28/2015) [-]
Someone in fear of their life has got to be fucking retarded to not respond to their door or window being smashed with the assumption it's a home invasion.
#158 - >hear crash at door/window >immediately know where t…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/28/2015 on The least cancerous thing... -5
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#159 - greyhoundfd (12/28/2015) [-]
Or
>Hear crash at door/window
>Go to see where it is coming from
>Guy with gun trained on you already
>Can't get your gun without him shooting
>He walks up and disarms you
>Rapes and then kills you.
#164 - dakkadakka (12/28/2015) [-]
You're assuming she's literally retarded, anyone with a gun and some common sense would draw the second they heard the crash.
Two choices:
Be disarmed, have 0 chance of success against a much stronger opponent
Be armed, have good chances of success
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#168 - greyhoundfd (12/28/2015) [-]
It's very easy to make speculations about what people should and would do, but if you honestly think that 100% of people will make the perfect choice 100% of the time, you're an idiot. She might have many reasons why she wouldn't draw. Maybe her neighborhood has a lot of kids who like to screw around, and she doesn't want to accidentally shoot them. Maybe she wants to see what it is first, or maybe she hasn't had formal training.

Someone in a panic is not going to go through all the strategic options and consider them before running off to deal with a threat, even if they've had formal training. I mean, the entire purpose of formal training is to get you to do the proper thing by instinct, not to have you reason it out in your head even while in a panic.
#175 - dakkadakka (12/28/2015) [-]
Someone in fear of their life has got to be fucking retarded to not respond to their door or window being smashed with the assumption it's a home invasion.
#152 - With both of them having a gun she has a chance in a 1 on 1 wi…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/28/2015 on The least cancerous thing... -5
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#157 - greyhoundfd (12/28/2015) [-]
She doesn't have much of a defensive advantage, given that it's a house they both lived in, so he knows where everything is. Plus, he has the advantage of surprise. If she carries her gun with her, he can use his to threaten her into not taking it out, and if she has to run for it, he'll be able to catch up to her or stop her.
#158 - dakkadakka (12/28/2015) [-]
>hear crash at door/window
>immediately know where threat is coming from
>have gun on person as she is aware she is at risk
>shoot intruder
>no rape or death
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#159 - greyhoundfd (12/28/2015) [-]
Or
>Hear crash at door/window
>Go to see where it is coming from
>Guy with gun trained on you already
>Can't get your gun without him shooting
>He walks up and disarms you
>Rapes and then kills you.
#164 - dakkadakka (12/28/2015) [-]
You're assuming she's literally retarded, anyone with a gun and some common sense would draw the second they heard the crash.
Two choices:
Be disarmed, have 0 chance of success against a much stronger opponent
Be armed, have good chances of success
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#168 - greyhoundfd (12/28/2015) [-]
It's very easy to make speculations about what people should and would do, but if you honestly think that 100% of people will make the perfect choice 100% of the time, you're an idiot. She might have many reasons why she wouldn't draw. Maybe her neighborhood has a lot of kids who like to screw around, and she doesn't want to accidentally shoot them. Maybe she wants to see what it is first, or maybe she hasn't had formal training.

Someone in a panic is not going to go through all the strategic options and consider them before running off to deal with a threat, even if they've had formal training. I mean, the entire purpose of formal training is to get you to do the proper thing by instinct, not to have you reason it out in your head even while in a panic.
#175 - dakkadakka (12/28/2015) [-]
Someone in fear of their life has got to be fucking retarded to not respond to their door or window being smashed with the assumption it's a home invasion.

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#8 to #7 - dakkadakka (09/10/2015) [-]
You're the first to deliver, good sir
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User avatar #2 - zwittertwo (05/08/2015) [-]
needs more dakka.
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Never enough dakka
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