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#277895 - i dont have red eyes.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/10/2012 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #278134 - dragontaming (10/10/2012) [-]
Well your anime counterpart does
User avatar #278154 - daisuke (10/10/2012) [-]
no
#8 - Comment deleted 10/06/2012 on moot 0
#15 - KSIOlajidbebt i think.. 10/06/2012 on what'd you expect? +1
#1291 - np bro. have a thumb 10/06/2012 on Can You Make It? (Part Two) +1
#353 - . 10/06/2012 on John is kill 0
#344 - Comment deleted 10/06/2012 on BIG 0
#1289 - yes, very little, what else would u think? ...  [+] (2 new replies) 10/06/2012 on Can You Make It? (Part Two) +1
User avatar #1290 - bayakpo (10/06/2012) [-]
Thx for the education. In payment a thumb for your response =P
User avatar #1291 - daisuke (10/06/2012) [-]
np bro. have a thumb
#24 - yeah, just get a full body xray and then higher your risk of g… 10/06/2012 on Health Tip -2
#1281 - go google it "compressed spring more mass" and you w…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/04/2012 on Can You Make It? (Part Two) +1
User avatar #1284 - bayakpo (10/05/2012) [-]
In theory it weighs more, but really that much amount of energy when calculated is not very much. It may weigh more yes. But by how much? Verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry little. Thx for the 2nd link I learned something new =)
User avatar #1289 - daisuke (10/06/2012) [-]
yes, very little, what else would u think? ...
User avatar #1290 - bayakpo (10/06/2012) [-]
Thx for the education. In payment a thumb for your response =P
User avatar #1291 - daisuke (10/06/2012) [-]
np bro. have a thumb
#45 - homeless tips. 10/04/2012 on Extreme repurposing 0
#307 - So if we were were to add 1,000 joules of potential energy to …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/02/2012 on Can You Make It? (Part Two) +2
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#302 - funnyjunk, where correct answers explained with correct maths … 10/02/2012 on Can You Make It? (Part Two) +2
#275 - nope, its true. So if we were were to add 1,000 joules of pote…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/02/2012 on Can You Make It? (Part Two) +2
User avatar #645 - lamarisagoodname (10/02/2012) [-]
False. Last I checked, there was no nuclear reaction so the kinetic energy is simply stored in the fact that you're compressing the atoms together, this does not change the mass. Applying the theory of relativity would be saying if 1 gram of mass underwent nuclear fusion, this much energy is created.
#648 - lamarisagoodname (10/02/2012) [-]
And here's an image I forgot to add to narrarate my argument.
#1281 - daisuke (10/04/2012) [-]
go google it "compressed spring more mass" and you will find the answer.

1. im learning about this in physics atm.
2. heres some links to support:

http://debunkeymonkey.blogspot.se/2009/08/does-compressed-spring-weigh-more-than .html

http://www.newton.dep.anl.gov/askasci/phy99/phy99140.htm

<pic related, einstein facepalm
User avatar #1284 - bayakpo (10/05/2012) [-]
In theory it weighs more, but really that much amount of energy when calculated is not very much. It may weigh more yes. But by how much? Verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry little. Thx for the 2nd link I learned something new =)
User avatar #1289 - daisuke (10/06/2012) [-]
yes, very little, what else would u think? ...
User avatar #1290 - bayakpo (10/06/2012) [-]
Thx for the education. In payment a thumb for your response =P
User avatar #1291 - daisuke (10/06/2012) [-]
np bro. have a thumb
#302 - daisuke (10/02/2012) [-]
funnyjunk, where correct answers explained with correct maths gets thumbed down.
#270 - but dude, u would need some badass ******* measur…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/02/2012 on Can You Make It? (Part Two) 0
#307 - daisuke (10/02/2012) [-]
So if we were were to add 1,000 joules of potential energy to a spring, its mass would increase by 1,000 / c² or 1.113 × 10^-14 grams.


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#272 - pariahlol (10/02/2012) [-]
yeah i'm not saying to do this with a bathroom scale and some duct tape. You would have some crazy equipment, but it is possible
#252 - not sure about this but mass is a form of energy. e = mc^2 ...…  [+] (11 new replies) 10/02/2012 on Can You Make It? (Part Two) +3
User avatar #282 - Brouwera (10/02/2012) [-]
Clever. Except I'm not sure the energy would be converted into mass seeing as the object in question is stationary during the measurment.


And this would indeed be very hard to measure.
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User avatar #275 - daisuke (10/02/2012) [-]
nope, its true. So if we were were to add 1,000 joules of potential energy to a spring, its mass would increase by 1,000 / (3*10^8)² or 1.113 × 10^-14 grams.



E = MC MOTHERFUCKING SQUARED
User avatar #645 - lamarisagoodname (10/02/2012) [-]
False. Last I checked, there was no nuclear reaction so the kinetic energy is simply stored in the fact that you're compressing the atoms together, this does not change the mass. Applying the theory of relativity would be saying if 1 gram of mass underwent nuclear fusion, this much energy is created.
#648 - lamarisagoodname (10/02/2012) [-]
And here's an image I forgot to add to narrarate my argument.
#1281 - daisuke (10/04/2012) [-]
go google it "compressed spring more mass" and you will find the answer.

1. im learning about this in physics atm.
2. heres some links to support:

http://debunkeymonkey.blogspot.se/2009/08/does-compressed-spring-weigh-more-than .html

http://www.newton.dep.anl.gov/askasci/phy99/phy99140.htm

<pic related, einstein facepalm
User avatar #1284 - bayakpo (10/05/2012) [-]
In theory it weighs more, but really that much amount of energy when calculated is not very much. It may weigh more yes. But by how much? Verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry little. Thx for the 2nd link I learned something new =)
User avatar #1289 - daisuke (10/06/2012) [-]
yes, very little, what else would u think? ...
User avatar #1290 - bayakpo (10/06/2012) [-]
Thx for the education. In payment a thumb for your response =P
User avatar #1291 - daisuke (10/06/2012) [-]
np bro. have a thumb
#302 - daisuke (10/02/2012) [-]
funnyjunk, where correct answers explained with correct maths gets thumbed down.
#220 - those captchas is for 5 year olds, funnyjunk age is 12, atleas… 10/02/2012 on Frustration be gone -1
#219 - what if it is 201-6? 10/02/2012 on Frustration be gone -1
#113 - try having a tooth in ur ******* palate, i had br… 10/01/2012 on scumbag wisdom tooth 0
#167 - that moment when you randomly find yourself on frontpage 09/30/2012 on Opposite Day +2
#174 - genious 09/27/2012 on And I just got here +17
#114 - whats the funny? that he says the exact opposite in the people… 09/27/2012 on Hugh Laurie 0
#66 - **daisuke rolled a random image posted in comment #699137 a… 09/23/2012 on Plato 0
#152 - wtf why do u ppl keep mentioning me its pretty annoying 09/21/2012 on bluelight's profile 0
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User avatar #8 - waiwei (09/30/2012) [-]
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#1 - megatrondecepticon (04/09/2012) [-]
I'm subbing you, that was down right hilarious.
User avatar #5 to #2 - daisuke (04/13/2012) [-]
thanks ggg, u broke my profile comment virginity. :D
ill try to upload some cool content in the near future, atm my schoolwork is killing me...
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