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Date Signed Up:4/21/2011
Last Login:1/26/2014
Location:sweden
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#209 - 50 second wall sit? i dont exercise and i can do it f…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/14/2013 on get yourself a body 0
User avatar #304 - donutzrawsum (08/14/2013) [-]
Did you do it with 90 degree angles? I think the idea is to keep your knees bent so your thighs are parallel to the ground and your calves to the wall
User avatar #809 - daisuke (08/14/2013) [-]
yes what else would i do. i can even sit in squat for 2 minutes. i think im good at this because i have kind of a bacteria phobia, so whenever im at a public bathroom/school and need to take a shit i just squat without touching the seat. kinda like an OCD for me.

yes im fucking wierd
User avatar #280 - slugnugget (08/14/2013) [-]
its not extremely hard bro.


Especially if you weigh like 120 pounds.
User avatar #235 - masdercheef (08/14/2013) [-]
the routine is supposed to be done three times

but I think it's supposed to work in conjunction with the rest of the exercises, so it's not necessary to do it for as long as you can
#67 - LE TROLL FAECES DAD GUISE 08/14/2013 on All about the lighting -3
#224 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2013 on Dark moments of history -6
User avatar #234 - duvallwhitey (08/09/2013) [-]
I thought that was pretty funny.
#5662591 - you summoned me? 08/09/2013 on sfw random board +1
#5 - its real. cyborgmatt confirmed it on his twitter  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2013 on Left 4 dead 3 confirmed 0
User avatar #6 - garymotherfingoak (08/07/2013) [-]
sweet
#4 - its real. cyborgmatt confirmed it on his twitter 08/07/2013 on Left 4 dead 3 confirmed 0
#606 - Comment deleted 08/04/2013 on 15 years later 0
#605 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2013 on 15 years later 0
#606 - daisuke has deleted their comment.
#604 - Comment deleted 08/04/2013 on 15 years later 0
#34 - what worries me the most is that people need this explained. u… 08/03/2013 on I can fly -1
#58 - looked like this one, maybe 6-7cm in leg span  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2013 on Not just cats 0
User avatar #60 - zakaizer (08/02/2013) [-]
Aww, those guys ain't so bad, but I do feel your pain of waking up/shining light son your fear, same thing happens to me all throughout summer Motherfuckin moths...
#56 - itty bitty spider? dude 2 years ago i couldnt sleep because so…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/02/2013 on Not just cats +3
User avatar #57 - zakaizer (08/02/2013) [-]
Ah, like I said, if it's your phobia, I understand, still, if it's Sweden, it wouldn't have been poisonous, just a fast little blighter, and how big is 'giant', if you don't mind me asking?
#58 - daisuke (08/02/2013) [-]
looked like this one, maybe 6-7cm in leg span
User avatar #60 - zakaizer (08/02/2013) [-]
Aww, those guys ain't so bad, but I do feel your pain of waking up/shining light son your fear, same thing happens to me all throughout summer Motherfuckin moths...
#53 - HOW THE **** IS THIS CUTE  [+] (5 new replies) 08/02/2013 on Not just cats +2
User avatar #54 - zakaizer (08/02/2013) [-]
Because it's an itty bitty spider after a laser, how is it not cute?


Unless you're arachnophobic, in which case, I understand
User avatar #56 - daisuke (08/02/2013) [-]
itty bitty spider? dude 2 years ago i couldnt sleep because some crawling sound was coming from the wall, i light the lamp which (of course) pointed right at the wall, next to me was a giant fucking spider. I live in sweden so i dont see many spiders. What scares me about spiders is their movement, especially big ass domestic house spiders since they are the fastest spiders in the world.
After 30mins of pulling out the bed and searching i managed to capture it in a big jar and let it out.
Been an archnophobic ever since.
User avatar #57 - zakaizer (08/02/2013) [-]
Ah, like I said, if it's your phobia, I understand, still, if it's Sweden, it wouldn't have been poisonous, just a fast little blighter, and how big is 'giant', if you don't mind me asking?
#58 - daisuke (08/02/2013) [-]
looked like this one, maybe 6-7cm in leg span
User avatar #60 - zakaizer (08/02/2013) [-]
Aww, those guys ain't so bad, but I do feel your pain of waking up/shining light son your fear, same thing happens to me all throughout summer Motherfuckin moths...
#45 - i use yahoo for max production of emails when i bruteforce peo…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2013 on Who still uses that -3
User avatar #72 - timesmath (07/30/2013) [-]
And people got on the other guy for using yahoo.

Your still bruteforcing your way into peoples accounts? Even the program sounds below average intelligence.
#13 - is it only me or did anyone else think this had something to d… 07/29/2013 on My Family Hates Rats +1
#209 - that hamster is playing the trumpet 07/21/2013 on Sarcasm +1
#47 - I excpected this comment and scrolled down to find it. … 07/17/2013 on I Found Them! 0
#96 - half life 3 confirmed  [+] (2 new replies) 07/14/2013 on GAB3N +22
#103 - zecaida (07/14/2013) [-]
#99 - angusmansg (07/14/2013) [-]
#94 - **daisuke rolls 6** minus this  [+] (5 new replies) 07/14/2013 on GAB3N +83
#106 - urumasi (07/14/2013) [-]
#101 - laserkirby (07/14/2013) [-]
That is just.

A very good roll.
#96 - daisuke (07/14/2013) [-]
half life 3 confirmed
#103 - zecaida (07/14/2013) [-]
#99 - angusmansg (07/14/2013) [-]
#16 - justicasdgfdijasble 07/13/2013 on Trees 0
#13 - who the **** is Arceus and why does everyone here…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2013 on Generic Tumblr Post -2
User avatar #17 - ulquiorratheespada (07/13/2013) [-]
Arceus is like the god of the pokemon world, so I suppose it's debatable to say he was the "first".
#9 - Picture 07/12/2013 on glasses -4
#19 - lightbulb: "when asked it he wee V/ cried ebert meking th…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2013 on Situational Awareness -2
#36 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
We're not commenting on the light bulb any more, thanks.
#222 - i think the word foot and ball is older than the word "So…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2013 on football played right -2
User avatar #417 - meganinja (07/08/2013) [-]
The British invented the American measurement system (which includes the temperature, FYI) and the date system is used logically in America due to the way that we say the date. For example, we say July 9th, 2013, so it's logical for us to write it that way. If you didn't know, the British didn't abandon the Imperial measurement system for the Metric one until very recently.
#172 - apparently im 5 feet 10 and 55⁄64 inches this …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2013 on It was just calf day -1
User avatar #185 - matakeshi (07/08/2013) [-]
Because you stumbled upon this content when it was already seen by murricans with their shitty systems.
Metric system master race.
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User avatar #8 - waiwei (09/30/2012) [-]
dem dubs
User avatar #7 - akmini (04/15/2012) [-]
Du er awesome!
User avatar #4 - kmanson ONLINE (04/13/2012) [-]
you....
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GOD!
#1 - megatrondecepticon (04/09/2012) [-]
I'm subbing you, that was down right hilarious.
User avatar #5 to #2 - daisuke (04/13/2012) [-]
thanks ggg, u broke my profile comment virginity. :D
ill try to upload some cool content in the near future, atm my schoolwork is killing me...
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