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#81 - How about the power to remotely draw on any source of energy y…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/04/2015 on Superpowers 0
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#119 - joeofold (08/04/2015) [-]
100% probability gun backfires
100% probability I just find working batteries
100% probability that all my plans will be rescheduled for another day
100% probability to survive without harm
100% probability that there is a faster mode of transport in front of me
100% probability the sun will explode or whatever possible apocalypse will happen
#85 - karenoniks (08/04/2015) [-]
Alright then take the power you described, meanwhile I'll manipulate probability to get 100% chance to develop the power to remotely draw on any source of energy you can conceive and channel it.
#5 - The vet we had when we got our cat many years ago, would do it…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/03/2015 on College Liberal -2
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#77 - xexion (08/04/2015) [-]
OR you take the effort to proper train and care for your cat. I swear if you could yank something out of a cat so it wouldn't urinate, people would do it because "they just pee anywhere anyways".
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#45 - kitchendweller (08/04/2015) [-]
When a cat's claws are removed the last bone in all the toes are removed. In many cats this ruins their fine balance and the ability to feel things correctly; some cats also get small growths of bone and small tumors in the now empty parts of their paws (this is especially prevalent in big cats and in hybrids).

Some cats take well to it, but managing their natural scratching behavior is generally better. Many veterinarians suggest declawing because it cost big bucks.
#25 - anon (08/03/2015) [-]
it could still lead to problems, trimming might be a pain but just teach your cat to use a scratching post instead, declawing could result in splintered claws and a lot of pain in the future
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#7 - kaiserdjg (08/03/2015) [-]
some cats cant help it with their claws, its just the way they are wired... i've had 7 cats and only one could not keep his claws in when being petted
#6 - Read the whole tumblr post as Jerome Thug Love Jones 08/01/2015 on NO Homo 0
#48 - Don't be a **** boy. Most of the problem the rest of the US ha… 07/31/2015 on Bigger is beautiful +1
#36 - Considering it is Austin, which tends to be the most Liberal p…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2015 on Bigger is beautiful +2
#46 - anon (07/31/2015) [-]
Enjoy the hipsters and traffic. If you are a big enough asshole to judge a city by it's politics I'm sure you will fit right in, however.
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#48 - dafuqmang (07/31/2015) [-]
Don't be a fuck boy. Most of the problem the rest of the US has with Texas is how conservative it is.
#30 - I am going to texas is in a few days.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/31/2015 on Bigger is beautiful +2
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#35 - plerp (07/31/2015) [-]
Congrats.

I hope you have a wonderful time.
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#36 - dafuqmang (07/31/2015) [-]
Considering it is Austin, which tends to be the most Liberal part of Texas, I probably will.
#46 - anon (07/31/2015) [-]
Enjoy the hipsters and traffic. If you are a big enough asshole to judge a city by it's politics I'm sure you will fit right in, however.
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#48 - dafuqmang (07/31/2015) [-]
Don't be a fuck boy. Most of the problem the rest of the US has with Texas is how conservative it is.
#12 - "Today was great. While at work I got a call from a liter… 07/31/2015 on Work is work 0
#33 - He still had a lot of money from Sirius (he inherited all of t…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/29/2015 on Hairy Pooper +1
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#93 - imakejewburgers (07/29/2015) [-]
The Black fortune was very small by the time it got to Harry.
#67 - skebaba (07/29/2015) [-]
WWW?
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#80 - toboz (07/29/2015) [-]
World Wide Web
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#74 - dorfdorfdorf (07/29/2015) [-]
weasley's wizarding wheezes you filthy pleb
#29 - His parents's and Sirius's vast fortune? Yeah right.  [+] (9 new replies) 07/29/2015 on Hairy Pooper +1
#69 - anon (07/29/2015) [-]
Harry spent all his money and here is the proof!
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#86 - kolya (07/29/2015) [-]
Scumbag potter
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#30 - wellimnotsure (07/29/2015) [-]
it's very clearly stated he spent all of the money his parents left him, the rest is unspecified
#34 - pridefulmatthew (07/29/2015) [-]
Where the fuck is that stated??
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#33 - dafuqmang (07/29/2015) [-]
He still had a lot of money from Sirius (he inherited all of the estate), not to mention his HIGH Ministry job and his stake as investor of WWW
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#93 - imakejewburgers (07/29/2015) [-]
The Black fortune was very small by the time it got to Harry.
#67 - skebaba (07/29/2015) [-]
WWW?
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#80 - toboz (07/29/2015) [-]
World Wide Web
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#74 - dorfdorfdorf (07/29/2015) [-]
weasley's wizarding wheezes you filthy pleb
#13 - 1) Harry was filthy ******* rich at 11. ***** could draw out e…  [+] (14 new replies) 07/29/2015 on Hairy Pooper +137
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#54 - imakejewburgers (07/29/2015) [-]
Number 1 is incorrect. He was moderately wealthy, but that's about it. The Potter fortune wasn't actually very large and the Black fortune had been decimated before it got to Harry. However, it's still not an issue because Hogwarts is free, except for supplies, and he and Ginny probably make decent money.
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#28 - wellimnotsure (07/29/2015) [-]
he spent all the money that was left to him
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#29 - dafuqmang (07/29/2015) [-]
His parents's and Sirius's vast fortune?

Yeah right.
#69 - anon (07/29/2015) [-]
Harry spent all his money and here is the proof!
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#86 - kolya (07/29/2015) [-]
Scumbag potter
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#30 - wellimnotsure (07/29/2015) [-]
it's very clearly stated he spent all of the money his parents left him, the rest is unspecified
#34 - pridefulmatthew (07/29/2015) [-]
Where the fuck is that stated??
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#33 - dafuqmang (07/29/2015) [-]
He still had a lot of money from Sirius (he inherited all of the estate), not to mention his HIGH Ministry job and his stake as investor of WWW
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#93 - imakejewburgers (07/29/2015) [-]
The Black fortune was very small by the time it got to Harry.
#67 - skebaba (07/29/2015) [-]
WWW?
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#80 - toboz (07/29/2015) [-]
World Wide Web
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#74 - dorfdorfdorf (07/29/2015) [-]
weasley's wizarding wheezes you filthy pleb
#18 - anon (07/29/2015) [-]
erised was a mirror but it gave him hope of his parents which the cover specifically said this mirror didnt
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#47 - thefates (07/29/2015) [-]
The thing is, they expand on the fact that erised was a false hope. They talk about how it can draw on your desires in a bad way.

There are a few times in the book that bring Harry comfort over the loss of his parents such as their assistance in fighting Voldemort in Goblet of Fire (despite the lack of clarity on if they were real or not).

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