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#51 - humm well no ... a one night stant can be fun, doesn't necess…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/20/2014 on Billy Mays is rolling in... 0
User avatar #52 - darksideofthebeast (01/20/2014) [-]
I know that one night stands doesn't make you a whore, that would be like saying taking coke once makes you a coke addict.
No, it's when you feel the need to get wasted and fuck every guy every night.

And most girls in there do.
User avatar #53 - dafunkad (01/20/2014) [-]
most dudes too i guess.
User avatar #54 - darksideofthebeast (01/20/2014) [-]
Yea, dudes can be whores too.
#49 - humm please don't call them club whores ><  [+] (5 new replies) 01/20/2014 on Billy Mays is rolling in... 0
User avatar #50 - darksideofthebeast (01/20/2014) [-]
But they are...
User avatar #51 - dafunkad (01/20/2014) [-]
humm well no ... a one night stant can be fun, doesn't necessarily make you a whore


and mostly because the one i brought back 4 month ago, well i'm dating her now,
it was meant to be a one night stand but she gave me her number, i called her back, and saw each other a few times and decided to try something. it's going rather well.

(i'm not an english speaker, i apologise if what i said didn't meant anything)
User avatar #52 - darksideofthebeast (01/20/2014) [-]
I know that one night stands doesn't make you a whore, that would be like saying taking coke once makes you a coke addict.
No, it's when you feel the need to get wasted and fuck every guy every night.

And most girls in there do.
User avatar #53 - dafunkad (01/20/2014) [-]
most dudes too i guess.
User avatar #54 - darksideofthebeast (01/20/2014) [-]
Yea, dudes can be whores too.
#47 - when drunk sometimes it's okay and when you bring ba…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/20/2014 on Billy Mays is rolling in... 0
User avatar #48 - darksideofthebeast (01/20/2014) [-]
Club whores aren't my thing.
I'd rather have a relationship with someone, rather than fuck and dump.
But to each their own.
User avatar #49 - dafunkad (01/20/2014) [-]
humm please don't call them club whores ><

User avatar #50 - darksideofthebeast (01/20/2014) [-]
But they are...
User avatar #51 - dafunkad (01/20/2014) [-]
humm well no ... a one night stant can be fun, doesn't necessarily make you a whore


and mostly because the one i brought back 4 month ago, well i'm dating her now,
it was meant to be a one night stand but she gave me her number, i called her back, and saw each other a few times and decided to try something. it's going rather well.

(i'm not an english speaker, i apologise if what i said didn't meant anything)
User avatar #52 - darksideofthebeast (01/20/2014) [-]
I know that one night stands doesn't make you a whore, that would be like saying taking coke once makes you a coke addict.
No, it's when you feel the need to get wasted and fuck every guy every night.

And most girls in there do.
User avatar #53 - dafunkad (01/20/2014) [-]
most dudes too i guess.
User avatar #54 - darksideofthebeast (01/20/2014) [-]
Yea, dudes can be whores too.
#44 - also hot alcohol is disgusting. I use those sometimes (when dr…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/20/2014 on Billy Mays is rolling in... 0
User avatar #46 - darksideofthebeast (01/20/2014) [-]
Clubs fucking blow.
I'd have to be fucked out of my head to enjoy it.
User avatar #47 - dafunkad (01/20/2014) [-]
when drunk sometimes it's okay

and when you bring back someone it's worth it.
User avatar #48 - darksideofthebeast (01/20/2014) [-]
Club whores aren't my thing.
I'd rather have a relationship with someone, rather than fuck and dump.
But to each their own.
User avatar #49 - dafunkad (01/20/2014) [-]
humm please don't call them club whores ><

User avatar #50 - darksideofthebeast (01/20/2014) [-]
But they are...
User avatar #51 - dafunkad (01/20/2014) [-]
humm well no ... a one night stant can be fun, doesn't necessarily make you a whore


and mostly because the one i brought back 4 month ago, well i'm dating her now,
it was meant to be a one night stand but she gave me her number, i called her back, and saw each other a few times and decided to try something. it's going rather well.

(i'm not an english speaker, i apologise if what i said didn't meant anything)
User avatar #52 - darksideofthebeast (01/20/2014) [-]
I know that one night stands doesn't make you a whore, that would be like saying taking coke once makes you a coke addict.
No, it's when you feel the need to get wasted and fuck every guy every night.

And most girls in there do.
User avatar #53 - dafunkad (01/20/2014) [-]
most dudes too i guess.
User avatar #54 - darksideofthebeast (01/20/2014) [-]
Yea, dudes can be whores too.
#6 - nah i was just asking if you were french  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2014 on moechler's profile 0
#7 - moechler (01/20/2014) [-]
Nope german... you're french?
#5 - dfuo fezej baf ichrt ?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/20/2014 on moechler's profile 0
User avatar #6 - dafunkad (01/20/2014) [-]
nah i was just asking if you were french
#7 - moechler (01/20/2014) [-]
Nope german... you're french?
#62 - Picture 01/19/2014 on screw them too +6
#60 - I love you  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2014 on screw them too +5
#64 - MasterManiac (01/19/2014) [-]
#20 - hmm sure this is a painting from pablo picasso ? (i'… 01/19/2014 on conspiracy? 0
#147 - Picture 01/17/2014 on description +10
#50 - oups, *really 01/16/2014 on who's your -1
#48 - Damn right pls bring some funny…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/16/2014 on who's your -2
User avatar #50 - dafunkad (01/16/2014) [-]
oups, *really
#180 - Erf, I checked, and he says i d'ont give a **** …  [+] (6 new replies) 01/15/2014 on Woke up today and saw on... +9
#190 - erf (01/15/2014) [-]
good to know
#181 - datfozzy (01/15/2014) [-]
WUT. I've seen the movie like 9 times and every time he said I don't give a damn!
User avatar #225 - takesomemorewater (01/15/2014) [-]
Or maybe you're deaf?
User avatar #192 - iziya (01/15/2014) [-]
If you've seen it on TV it's probably because they sensor the shit out of everything.
User avatar #208 - azraelthemage (01/15/2014) [-]
If this was a pun, it was pretty damn clever.
User avatar #205 - datfozzy (01/15/2014) [-]
Probably
#176 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 01/15/2014 on Woke up today and saw on... +19
#177 - datfozzy (01/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #180 - dafunkad (01/15/2014) [-]
Erf, I checked, and he says i d'ont give a shit

2:12

Monologues: Morgan Freeman in The Shawshank Redemption

#190 - erf (01/15/2014) [-]
good to know
#181 - datfozzy (01/15/2014) [-]
WUT. I've seen the movie like 9 times and every time he said I don't give a damn!
User avatar #225 - takesomemorewater (01/15/2014) [-]
Or maybe you're deaf?
User avatar #192 - iziya (01/15/2014) [-]
If you've seen it on TV it's probably because they sensor the shit out of everything.
User avatar #208 - azraelthemage (01/15/2014) [-]
If this was a pun, it was pretty damn clever.
User avatar #205 - datfozzy (01/15/2014) [-]
Probably
#151 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 01/15/2014 on Woke up today and saw on... +43
#175 - datfozzy (01/15/2014) [-]
Dat moment when the caption doesn't fit the gif
He says "I don't give a damn"
User avatar #193 - purpelpumpkin (01/15/2014) [-]
He does say "I don't give a shit", you must've had a different version.
#176 - dafunkad (01/15/2014) [-]
#177 - datfozzy (01/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #180 - dafunkad (01/15/2014) [-]
Erf, I checked, and he says i d'ont give a shit

2:12

Monologues: Morgan Freeman in The Shawshank Redemption

#190 - erf (01/15/2014) [-]
good to know
#181 - datfozzy (01/15/2014) [-]
WUT. I've seen the movie like 9 times and every time he said I don't give a damn!
User avatar #225 - takesomemorewater (01/15/2014) [-]
Or maybe you're deaf?
User avatar #192 - iziya (01/15/2014) [-]
If you've seen it on TV it's probably because they sensor the shit out of everything.
User avatar #208 - azraelthemage (01/15/2014) [-]
If this was a pun, it was pretty damn clever.
User avatar #205 - datfozzy (01/15/2014) [-]
Probably
#26 - >< 01/12/2014 on Romantically Apocalyptic... 0
#8 - 2014 still making jokes about jb, 01/09/2014 on Do it, do it -2
#103 - why I hate jb I don't I don't give a … 01/08/2014 on oh i see now +13
#61 - oooh yeah we're back to hating jb and one direction, good i lo… 12/25/2013 on The Horse I am Beating is... +4
#165 - if you think i can't balance 6 classes, sleep & video gam… 11/24/2013 on You're so right 0
#190 - oh yeah we're making some posts about justin bieber ! yay so f… 11/12/2013 on And the Nobel Piece Prize... 0
#57 - left handed  [+] (2 new replies) 11/11/2013 on I can always tell when my... +3
User avatar #58 - ewowo (11/11/2013) [-]
Left handed master race.
#66 - Smits (11/11/2013) [-]
Reporting in !
#144 - Picture 11/10/2013 on Double Standards Are an... 0
#459 - oh another j.b hate post oh funny... 11/09/2013 on Drake Bell for you +1
#193 - humm ok ^^ but caitlin is actually called cupcake, anyway…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2013 on Eminem Loves Cupcakes... 0
User avatar #194 - drtrousersnake (11/06/2013) [-]
i take back what i said about bronies, I scrolled down and found pinkypie.
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User avatar #62 - thecollector (08/15/2013) [-]
Wanna sell me my beloved pet?
User avatar #48 - forfeitstar (05/11/2013) [-]
Hey, long time no speak.
Have been browsing as anon for a while now.
How's things?
#49 to #48 - dafunkad (05/11/2013) [-]
hello !
I though I never talk to you again,
well my life hasn't been that good since a long time, i have a lot of work but some pretty good firends and my studies aren't doing so good (but i wasn't kicked out of my university) i'd say i'm pretty happy.

How about you ?
are you studying animal behaviour ?
how are you doing ?
User avatar #50 to #49 - forfeitstar (05/11/2013) [-]
Glad you didn't get kicked out.
Why has it not been too good?
Yes, just finished my first year and got a first in every module :-)
User avatar #51 to #50 - dafunkad (05/11/2013) [-]
Haha i'm not working enough, i'm suppose to work a lot, and i don't really ^^
Erf i finish july :/

"got a first in every module", what does that mean ? means you're #1 in every module ? i'm not familir with the english system,
Are you happy ? you said you were afraid of not knowing anyone, how did it went ?
how's your mother ? and how are you doing ?
User avatar #52 to #51 - forfeitstar (05/11/2013) [-]
:o July!? That's a long year for university. Haha, it is a lot of effort to keep up with the work load. Do you have a job as well?
It means I got the top grade for each module, not compared to other people. I think it's a 1.1 or 1.0 over there or something.
I have made loads of friends and have such a good social life now :-) been clubbing for the first time, went to a strip show :P etc.
My mum has moved to Stoke with my twin sister. So I have been left alone in Manchester :( had to move in with my boyfriends parents which wouldn't be so bad if my bf didn't work away all the time.
User avatar #53 to #52 - dafunkad (05/11/2013) [-]
well something like the 3rd of july but yeah it's a bit long,
No i have no time for a real job, sometimes I do some little work, like I teach some younger students maths or physics, but I don't work. You still have a job ?
Nice i'm happy for you :D you sounded a bit sad in you first messages, you met your boyfriend this year ? How long have you been with him ?
User avatar #54 to #53 - forfeitstar (05/11/2013) [-]
When are your exams?
That must be pretty rewarding teaching younger students.
No, I couldn't manage work, uni and family stuff at the same time. I have an interview on Thursday though at a dog obedience school.
Thanks :)
No I have been with him for 4 years haha. Do you have a girlfriend?
User avatar #55 to #54 - dafunkad (05/11/2013) [-]
next week :(
Huu hmm, how can I tell this, I was pretty good during college, and everything felt not easy but not really hard to understand, and I'm mostly teaching to some students who have some difficulties in maths and physics, and i really feel that some of them really don't want to understand or learn. We spend hours doing some really basic things and some just seem to really don't care.
You're changing school or you're going to workk there ?
oh ok, no but there's a girl I like, and i think/hope she likes me, so we'll see.
User avatar #56 to #55 - forfeitstar (05/11/2013) [-]
I keep forgetting you're French haha. You speak / write English better than I do and better than most people I speak to.
Good luck with them :) I will keep my fingers crossed for you.
A lot of the time, if people aren't good at something they will avoid doing or put minimum effort into it. Must be **** though. Spending your own time teaching people who don't give a **** .
No, just working there over the Summer hopefully.
Good luck with the girl. You seem like a pretty cool guy so you shouldn't have a problem.
#47 - dafunkad (03/28/2013) [-]
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#42 - mathes (01/14/2013) [-]
je suis un pain
je suis un pain
User avatar #43 to #42 - dafunkad (01/14/2013) [-]
vas ?
User avatar #44 to #43 - mathes (01/14/2013) [-]
qeue?
#40 - dafunkad (10/29/2012) [-]
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User avatar #39 - dafunkad (10/13/2012) [-]
ヽ(゜∇゜)ノ Eeeeyyyy sexy laaaaaadyyyy.

ヘ( ̄ー ̄ヘ)  Op.

(ノ ̄ー ̄)ノ Op

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(☞゚∀゚)☞ Oppan Gangnam Style.
User avatar #35 - jetpistol (09/13/2012) [-]
Wait,,,,are you french?
User avatar #36 to #35 - dafunkad (09/13/2012) [-]
well, yes i am
User avatar #37 to #36 - jetpistol (09/14/2012) [-]
ça fait bizarre.
User avatar #38 to #37 - dafunkad (09/14/2012) [-]
de trouver d'autres fr ?

tu est fr ?

non y'en a plusieurs t'inquiète
User avatar #29 - ledaftpunkfan (06/18/2012) [-]
My you be one of my kind? a daft punk fan?
#30 to #60 - dafunkad (06/19/2012) [-]
haha yes ^^
#31 to #61 - ledaftpunkfan (06/19/2012) [-]
You knew I was going to use this didn't you?
You knew I was going to use this didn't you?
User avatar #24 - claptonisgod (06/11/2012) [-]
You are one retarded little man.
User avatar #25 to #51 - dafunkad (06/11/2012) [-]
huh ?
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