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#16 - I was expecting something like: she got mad cause you grabbed …  [+] (14 new replies) 06/26/2014 on how sweet +65
#129 - splitalterego (06/27/2014) [-]
It kind of looks cute like an anus with legs as opposed to the gnashing mouth of doom that I normally see.
#112 - luddethebunny (06/27/2014) [-]
I keep hearing the "noot-noot" sound, from this guy.
#86 - teddybearlove (06/27/2014) [-]
is it weird i actually find them kinda cute?
User avatar #68 - gongthehawkeye (06/27/2014) [-]
I don't care how tough they are, they're fucking nasty and scare the everloving manshit out of me.
#34 - profeverything (06/27/2014) [-]
#30 - poutinesalad (06/27/2014) [-]
Silent hill called, they want their boss back.
User avatar #40 - mrgilly (06/27/2014) [-]
Don't you be dissing the Tardigrade. He's the toughest muthafucka on the planet.

Tardigrade will fuck yo shit up.
#41 - poutinesalad (06/27/2014) [-]
Is intense fear the same as dissing? If so, then I apologize
#46 - mrgilly (06/27/2014) [-]
Misinterpreted your response. You win this round...
#28 - luquaz (06/27/2014) [-]
what the fuck is that?
User avatar #32 - sinonyx (06/27/2014) [-]
it's a water bear

those little fuckers are tough shit... surviving no food, high temps, low temps, radation, and open space
User avatar #22 - darkoblivion (06/26/2014) [-]
water bear?
User avatar #35 - arkamedies (06/27/2014) [-]
The tiniest most badass motherfucker you will ever lay eyes on
User avatar #48 - casinoer (06/27/2014) [-]
Too small to lay eyes on
#188 - Thank You op, probably the funniest thing I saw in weeks 06/25/2014 on Ken M 0
#580 - English isn't my native thongue ^^ What I mean is th… 06/23/2014 on Book Burners 0
#578 - what ? ^^ I just want some funny on the fp, I don't …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/23/2014 on Book Burners 0
User avatar #579 - economic (06/23/2014) [-]
I can't actually make my point clearer for you.
User avatar #580 - dafunkad (06/23/2014) [-]
English isn't my native thongue ^^

What I mean is that I do care that lately the front page is filled with unfunny stuff I don't care about.
#576 - I don't give a **** about feminism, I do give a …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/23/2014 on Book Burners 0
User avatar #577 - economic (06/23/2014) [-]
>I don't give a shit about feminism, I do give a shit that the fp is filled with unfunny posts complaining about feminism

So then you post about not caring by caring enough about it to post.
User avatar #578 - dafunkad (06/23/2014) [-]
what ? ^^

I just want some funny on the fp, I don't want some "feminism is baaaad, look how stupid they are", "justin bieber is gayy huur durrr" bullshit
User avatar #579 - economic (06/23/2014) [-]
I can't actually make my point clearer for you.
User avatar #580 - dafunkad (06/23/2014) [-]
English isn't my native thongue ^^

What I mean is that I do care that lately the front page is filled with unfunny stuff I don't care about.
#95 - I've never even met anyone being like that (feminazi and …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/22/2014 on Book Burners +8
#172 - anonymous (06/22/2014) [-]
Because you are the standard by which all other humans should live. If you, in your worldly travels and meetings with LITERALLY EVERYONE ON THE PLANET, haven't met even ONE feminist extremist, well gosh golly they just don't exist then, huh?!

Fucking moron.
User avatar #162 - donalbaine (06/22/2014) [-]
Glorious, magnificent tardigrade. I swear i think those fuckers are extraterrestrial.. I mean shit, man, 8 legs? What else on the planet had 8 legs that isn't an arachnid? They can survive the vacuum of space, for shit's sake..
#566 - anonymous (06/23/2014) [-]
Its also called a "water bear" they are my favorite animals, and are commonly found living inside of moss.
User avatar #374 - thesovereigngrave (06/22/2014) [-]
I was just wondering what that thing was. Thank you stranger.
User avatar #557 - donalbaine (06/23/2014) [-]
You're welcome friend.. but for realsies, go look those little monsters up. I seriously think they got here frozen in a chunk of space ice or some shit.. they damn near defy everything we thought we knew about what life is capable of withstanding.. (I'm a science geek, this shit is fascinating.. Don't judge me)
#88 - Feminism is the new justin bieber of this site... …  [+] (24 new replies) 06/22/2014 on Book Burners +178
#434 - notmadguy (06/23/2014) [-]
I don't give a shit about you not giving a shit.
User avatar #402 - economic (06/22/2014) [-]
If you didn't give a shit you wouldn't post, moron.
User avatar #576 - dafunkad (06/23/2014) [-]
I don't give a shit about feminism, I do give a shit that the fp is filled with unfunny posts complaining about feminism,

So I end up complaining about posts complaining about feminism
User avatar #577 - economic (06/23/2014) [-]
>I don't give a shit about feminism, I do give a shit that the fp is filled with unfunny posts complaining about feminism

So then you post about not caring by caring enough about it to post.
User avatar #578 - dafunkad (06/23/2014) [-]
what ? ^^

I just want some funny on the fp, I don't want some "feminism is baaaad, look how stupid they are", "justin bieber is gayy huur durrr" bullshit
User avatar #579 - economic (06/23/2014) [-]
I can't actually make my point clearer for you.
User avatar #580 - dafunkad (06/23/2014) [-]
English isn't my native thongue ^^

What I mean is that I do care that lately the front page is filled with unfunny stuff I don't care about.
User avatar #400 - Sethorein (06/22/2014) [-]
"new"
#306 - harrytheheadcrab (06/22/2014) [-]
Except you should give a shit. You know what happens when radical groups grow in numbers. Most likely, their ideals are gonna get shit on by literally everyone else. But there could be one tyrannical bitch who starts a gang of womyn who hunt down and castrate guys walking down the street.
But that's just what I think could happen.
User avatar #429 - norkas (06/23/2014) [-]
If a random bunch of women attempted to castrate people in the streets they would be arrested.
User avatar #581 - harrytheheadcrab (06/23/2014) [-]
With the popular comps 100 Ways To Die based on the tv show, I think it's almost fitting to say that on the original show there was a woman who ran a group of feminazis that assaulted men, and they were big fans of mutilation.
User avatar #602 - norkas (06/24/2014) [-]
It's still illegal to do that though.
User avatar #603 - harrytheheadcrab (06/24/2014) [-]
No shit, that's why they're radicals.
User avatar #605 - norkas (06/24/2014) [-]
So why are we arguing? We obviously agree that feminists who attempt to castrate men at random are criminal nutcases.
User avatar #253 - deadmansdope (06/22/2014) [-]
The funny is still here, just that things like this stick out like a sore thumb.
User avatar #195 - admiralen (06/22/2014) [-]
new? this shits been going on for years
User avatar #90 - oaaaaa (06/22/2014) [-]
actually u give a lot of shit
#109 - anonymous (06/22/2014) [-]
"actually u give a lot of shit" - oaaa, June 22nd, 2014.
So inspirational.
#95 - dafunkad (06/22/2014) [-]
I've never even met anyone being like that (feminazi and shit), The fp is filled with people complaining about it...
#172 - anonymous (06/22/2014) [-]
Because you are the standard by which all other humans should live. If you, in your worldly travels and meetings with LITERALLY EVERYONE ON THE PLANET, haven't met even ONE feminist extremist, well gosh golly they just don't exist then, huh?!

Fucking moron.
User avatar #162 - donalbaine (06/22/2014) [-]
Glorious, magnificent tardigrade. I swear i think those fuckers are extraterrestrial.. I mean shit, man, 8 legs? What else on the planet had 8 legs that isn't an arachnid? They can survive the vacuum of space, for shit's sake..
#566 - anonymous (06/23/2014) [-]
Its also called a "water bear" they are my favorite animals, and are commonly found living inside of moss.
User avatar #374 - thesovereigngrave (06/22/2014) [-]
I was just wondering what that thing was. Thank you stranger.
User avatar #557 - donalbaine (06/23/2014) [-]
You're welcome friend.. but for realsies, go look those little monsters up. I seriously think they got here frozen in a chunk of space ice or some shit.. they damn near defy everything we thought we knew about what life is capable of withstanding.. (I'm a science geek, this shit is fascinating.. Don't judge me)
#223 - Feminism is the new justin bieber of this site... …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2014 on Modern Feminism 0
#281 - fourchinsbrah (06/20/2014) [-]
its not justin beiber cuz justin bieber is one meaningless faggot.
this is an army of wayward cunts..
#86 - thank you ! 06/11/2014 on badass +1
#80 - I started watching the other link,  [+] (2 new replies) 06/11/2014 on badass 0
#84 - sourcer (06/11/2014) [-]
forgot to mention, skip to 50:00
User avatar #86 - dafunkad (06/11/2014) [-]
thank you !
#79 - not disponible in my country ...  [+] (3 new replies) 06/11/2014 on badass 0
User avatar #80 - dafunkad (06/11/2014) [-]
I started watching the other link,
#84 - sourcer (06/11/2014) [-]
forgot to mention, skip to 50:00
User avatar #86 - dafunkad (06/11/2014) [-]
thank you !
#31 - just post the picture of golum in the comments 06/10/2014 on My Precious +1
#1578 - **dafunkad rolled image ** i'm not getting arrested for thi… 06/04/2014 on What you got arrested for 0
#52 - That's one of the most retarded thing I have read on this site. 06/04/2014 on Preach, sister -2
#64 - Feminism is the new justin bieber of this site... …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2014 on Feminism +21
User avatar #72 - donatelo (06/04/2014) [-]
i get your point and i agree. i have friends who are into beieber/one direction, some who are vegans, and some who you can call feminists....but i swear to god, i hear more about it here on funnyjunk than on any of my feeds.
#529 - that comment is more than 2 years old ^^ 05/22/2014 on The Dream Mission 0
#528 - haha  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2014 on The Dream Mission 0
User avatar #529 - dafunkad (05/22/2014) [-]
that comment is more than 2 years old ^^
#120 - haha I love the "no" 05/15/2014 on store owner traps thief 0
#48 - So what ? 05/14/2014 on Epic Truth 0
#291 - Depend of how long you want to stay in that country. … 05/14/2014 on Mama Puff +3
#213 - Didn't say it was,but learned it after seeing this picture. 05/12/2014 on The Eighth Wonder of the World 0
#183 - I didn't know they decided to call 7 new wonders of the world.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/12/2014 on The Eighth Wonder of the World 0
#210 - plaguehammer (05/12/2014) [-]
Actually there's loads of wonders of the world, ranging from ancient world to modern world(i.e. Empire State Building) to natural world (i.e. Grand Canyon). you're thinking of the most famous list, the pyramids, colossus, hanging gardens etc. but that picture is not necessarily wrong
User avatar #213 - dafunkad (05/12/2014) [-]
Didn't say it was,but learned it after seeing this picture.
#17 - Comment deleted 04/27/2014 on Beard Pride 0
#118 - someone should make a party hard gif out of this (without the … 04/25/2014 on firedance 0
#242 - I want another shadow of the colossus 03/11/2014 on Jessica Hyde III 0
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User avatar #62 - thecollector (08/15/2013) [-]
Wanna sell me my beloved pet?
User avatar #48 - forfeitstar (05/11/2013) [-]
Hey, long time no speak.
Have been browsing as anon for a while now.
How's things?
#49 to #48 - dafunkad (05/11/2013) [-]
hello !
I though I never talk to you again,
well my life hasn't been that good since a long time, i have a lot of work but some pretty good firends and my studies aren't doing so good (but i wasn't kicked out of my university) i'd say i'm pretty happy.

How about you ?
are you studying animal behaviour ?
how are you doing ?
User avatar #50 to #49 - forfeitstar (05/11/2013) [-]
Glad you didn't get kicked out.
Why has it not been too good?
Yes, just finished my first year and got a first in every module :-)
User avatar #51 to #50 - dafunkad (05/11/2013) [-]
Haha i'm not working enough, i'm suppose to work a lot, and i don't really ^^
Erf i finish july :/

"got a first in every module", what does that mean ? means you're #1 in every module ? i'm not familir with the english system,
Are you happy ? you said you were afraid of not knowing anyone, how did it went ?
how's your mother ? and how are you doing ?
User avatar #52 to #51 - forfeitstar (05/11/2013) [-]
:o July!? That's a long year for university. Haha, it is a lot of effort to keep up with the work load. Do you have a job as well?
It means I got the top grade for each module, not compared to other people. I think it's a 1.1 or 1.0 over there or something.
I have made loads of friends and have such a good social life now :-) been clubbing for the first time, went to a strip show :P etc.
My mum has moved to Stoke with my twin sister. So I have been left alone in Manchester :( had to move in with my boyfriends parents which wouldn't be so bad if my bf didn't work away all the time.
User avatar #53 to #52 - dafunkad (05/11/2013) [-]
well something like the 3rd of july but yeah it's a bit long,
No i have no time for a real job, sometimes I do some little work, like I teach some younger students maths or physics, but I don't work. You still have a job ?
Nice i'm happy for you :D you sounded a bit sad in you first messages, you met your boyfriend this year ? How long have you been with him ?
User avatar #54 to #53 - forfeitstar (05/11/2013) [-]
When are your exams?
That must be pretty rewarding teaching younger students.
No, I couldn't manage work, uni and family stuff at the same time. I have an interview on Thursday though at a dog obedience school.
Thanks :)
No I have been with him for 4 years haha. Do you have a girlfriend?
User avatar #55 to #54 - dafunkad (05/11/2013) [-]
next week :(
Huu hmm, how can I tell this, I was pretty good during college, and everything felt not easy but not really hard to understand, and I'm mostly teaching to some students who have some difficulties in maths and physics, and i really feel that some of them really don't want to understand or learn. We spend hours doing some really basic things and some just seem to really don't care.
You're changing school or you're going to workk there ?
oh ok, no but there's a girl I like, and i think/hope she likes me, so we'll see.
User avatar #56 to #55 - forfeitstar (05/11/2013) [-]
I keep forgetting you're French haha. You speak / write English better than I do and better than most people I speak to.
Good luck with them :) I will keep my fingers crossed for you.
A lot of the time, if people aren't good at something they will avoid doing or put minimum effort into it. Must be **** though. Spending your own time teaching people who don't give a **** .
No, just working there over the Summer hopefully.
Good luck with the girl. You seem like a pretty cool guy so you shouldn't have a problem.
#47 - dafunkad (03/28/2013) [-]
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#42 - mathes (01/14/2013) [-]
je suis un pain
je suis un pain
User avatar #43 to #42 - dafunkad (01/14/2013) [-]
vas ?
User avatar #44 to #43 - mathes (01/14/2013) [-]
qeue?
#40 - dafunkad (10/29/2012) [-]
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User avatar #39 - dafunkad (10/13/2012) [-]
ヽ(゜∇゜)ノ Eeeeyyyy sexy laaaaaadyyyy.

ヘ( ̄ー ̄ヘ)  Op.

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(☞゚∀゚)☞ Oppan Gangnam Style.
User avatar #35 - jetpistol (09/13/2012) [-]
Wait,,,,are you french?
User avatar #36 to #35 - dafunkad (09/13/2012) [-]
well, yes i am
User avatar #37 to #36 - jetpistol (09/14/2012) [-]
ça fait bizarre.
User avatar #38 to #37 - dafunkad (09/14/2012) [-]
de trouver d'autres fr ?

tu est fr ?

non y'en a plusieurs t'inquiète
User avatar #29 - ledaftpunkfan (06/18/2012) [-]
My you be one of my kind? a daft punk fan?
#30 to #60 - dafunkad (06/19/2012) [-]
haha yes ^^
#31 to #61 - ledaftpunkfan (06/19/2012) [-]
You knew I was going to use this didn't you?
You knew I was going to use this didn't you?
User avatar #24 - claptonisgod (06/11/2012) [-]
You are one retarded little man.
User avatar #25 to #51 - dafunkad (06/11/2012) [-]
huh ?
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