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#15 - yay another bieber post, those are so funny please k… 03/11/2013 on Original image without editing +3
#130 - so much newfags thumbing this **** up..... 03/11/2013 on Death by Banana. -2
#29 - 8/ ******** , i didn't check the rest 03/10/2013 on Sleep facts +3
#391 - "restrains laughter" lies 03/10/2013 on Honest Perspective 0
#18 - how do you know sperm hardens when you put it on your face ? …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/08/2013 on This guy +1
User avatar #24 - icefried (03/08/2013) [-]
Logical conclusion.
Fapkins, fabric.. i'd imagine skin too. Not about to test that hypothesis though.
#43 - GlitchSystem (03/08/2013) [-]
There´s water and fluids in sperm as you may obviosuly know, and when left out in the open these evaporate, leaving the proteins that are in sperm. This causes it to harden and such. They also say, that due to the contents in sperm, if a woman allowed sperm to harden on her face, wrinkles and shit disappear, as the collagen of the skin is stimulated or some shit like that
#17 - Picture 03/08/2013 on This guy +5
#127 - just so you know, it's a movie. 03/08/2013 on In the bus 0
#126 - just so you know, it's a movie. 03/08/2013 on In the bus +1
#41 - Ok just heard it, now i understand why those videos … 03/07/2013 on I Knew You Were Trouble... +1
#40 - ok, i've never even heard the original,  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2013 on I Knew You Were Trouble... 0
#41 - dafunkad (03/07/2013) [-]
Ok just heard it,

now i understand why those videos are funny \o/
#13 - ça marche bonne nuit gros. translation if…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2013 on Spot the LoL player 0
#14 - selvest (03/07/2013) [-]
Bonne nuit à toi aussi ;)
#11 - gros, ça fais vraiment chelou voici venir les français, je m…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/07/2013 on Spot the LoL player 0
User avatar #12 - selvest (03/07/2013) [-]
J'ai eu un doute moi-même mais j'ai vérifié, même si c'est une expression assez rare et surement "ringarde" elle existe belle et bien.
User avatar #13 - dafunkad (03/07/2013) [-]
ça marche bonne nuit gros.



translation if anyone read this :
my bad you were right,
#14 - selvest (03/07/2013) [-]
Bonne nuit à toi aussi ;)
#9 - hmm, where are you from ? yes it's gramatically corr…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/06/2013 on Spot the LoL player 0
User avatar #10 - selvest (03/07/2013) [-]
I'm French, from Paris. "really foreign" really ?
It's not because you would not use this that it's automatically wrong...
User avatar #11 - dafunkad (03/07/2013) [-]
gros, ça fais vraiment chelou voici venir les français, je me vois tellement pas caler ça dans une discussion
User avatar #12 - selvest (03/07/2013) [-]
J'ai eu un doute moi-même mais j'ai vérifié, même si c'est une expression assez rare et surement "ringarde" elle existe belle et bien.
User avatar #13 - dafunkad (03/07/2013) [-]
ça marche bonne nuit gros.



translation if anyone read this :
my bad you were right,
#14 - selvest (03/07/2013) [-]
Bonne nuit à toi aussi ;)
#7 - that doesn't mean anything :) (well no gramitcally it's co…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/06/2013 on Spot the LoL player +1
User avatar #8 - selvest (03/06/2013) [-]
this is not google translate and it's correct.
User avatar #9 - dafunkad (03/06/2013) [-]
hmm, where are you from ?

yes it's gramatically correct but it sounds bad.
we wouldn't use "voici venir les français" it's too long and actually sounds really foreign, we would use something like "les français arrivent"
User avatar #10 - selvest (03/07/2013) [-]
I'm French, from Paris. "really foreign" really ?
It's not because you would not use this that it's automatically wrong...
User avatar #11 - dafunkad (03/07/2013) [-]
gros, ça fais vraiment chelou voici venir les français, je me vois tellement pas caler ça dans une discussion
User avatar #12 - selvest (03/07/2013) [-]
J'ai eu un doute moi-même mais j'ai vérifié, même si c'est une expression assez rare et surement "ringarde" elle existe belle et bien.
User avatar #13 - dafunkad (03/07/2013) [-]
ça marche bonne nuit gros.



translation if anyone read this :
my bad you were right,
#14 - selvest (03/07/2013) [-]
Bonne nuit à toi aussi ;)
#9 - this was actually really sweet  [+] (2 new replies) 03/06/2013 on As funny as this is Its... +72
#89 - anonymous (03/07/2013) [-]
I doubt it is real, because I am pretty sure she would write grammatically correct.
User avatar #131 - milthyfoustache (03/07/2013) [-]
My grandma types like shit on facebook it's somewhere between text talk and dyslexia
#4 - "je n'aime plus" french ^^  [+] (9 new replies) 03/06/2013 on Spot the LoL player 0
User avatar #6 - selvest (03/06/2013) [-]
Voici venir les français !
User avatar #7 - dafunkad (03/06/2013) [-]
that doesn't mean anything :)
(well no gramitcally it's correct, but we wouldn't use this)

google translate ?
User avatar #8 - selvest (03/06/2013) [-]
this is not google translate and it's correct.
User avatar #9 - dafunkad (03/06/2013) [-]
hmm, where are you from ?

yes it's gramatically correct but it sounds bad.
we wouldn't use "voici venir les français" it's too long and actually sounds really foreign, we would use something like "les français arrivent"
User avatar #10 - selvest (03/07/2013) [-]
I'm French, from Paris. "really foreign" really ?
It's not because you would not use this that it's automatically wrong...
User avatar #11 - dafunkad (03/07/2013) [-]
gros, ça fais vraiment chelou voici venir les français, je me vois tellement pas caler ça dans une discussion
User avatar #12 - selvest (03/07/2013) [-]
J'ai eu un doute moi-même mais j'ai vérifié, même si c'est une expression assez rare et surement "ringarde" elle existe belle et bien.
User avatar #13 - dafunkad (03/07/2013) [-]
ça marche bonne nuit gros.



translation if anyone read this :
my bad you were right,
#14 - selvest (03/07/2013) [-]
Bonne nuit à toi aussi ;)
#21 - you ******** up 03/06/2013 on Goodnight, sweet prince. +2
#8 - well unlike you i guess he isn't really used to have things in…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/05/2013 on Trust me, I'm a doctor +18
#24 - hardongo (03/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #9 - retrochris (03/05/2013) [-]
or my anus isn't worn out so I COULD differ
but I honestly don't wanna have to
#18 - retrochris (03/06/2013) [-]
at least I tried for a comeback.... which was impossible...
I'm going down with this ship
#44 - xd le meme face 9gag is gaaaayy ... the pi… 03/05/2013 on Standard 9gag user +1
#22 - you should be happy he left you half of it, 03/05/2013 on Sometimes I really hate my... +1
#14 - Picture 03/04/2013 on /b/ +18
#15 - justin bieber is a firl lol xd le meme face trolololo … 03/04/2013 on Sorry you found out that way -1
#19 - haha ! related ! 03/03/2013 on Badass Water bear +3
#313 - it didn't tell me **** you ******** ,  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2013 on Video Games Today -1
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#310 - yes, I wasn't used to the ui and didn't know which map i was …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/03/2013 on Video Games Today -1
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#313 - dafunkad (03/03/2013) [-]
it didn't tell me shit you fucktard,
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User avatar #62 - thecollector (08/15/2013) [-]
Wanna sell me my beloved pet?
User avatar #48 - forfeitstar (05/11/2013) [-]
Hey, long time no speak.
Have been browsing as anon for a while now.
How's things?
#49 to #48 - dafunkad (05/11/2013) [-]
hello !
I though I never talk to you again,
well my life hasn't been that good since a long time, i have a lot of work but some pretty good firends and my studies aren't doing so good (but i wasn't kicked out of my university) i'd say i'm pretty happy.

How about you ?
are you studying animal behaviour ?
how are you doing ?
User avatar #50 to #49 - forfeitstar (05/11/2013) [-]
Glad you didn't get kicked out.
Why has it not been too good?
Yes, just finished my first year and got a first in every module :-)
User avatar #51 to #50 - dafunkad (05/11/2013) [-]
Haha i'm not working enough, i'm suppose to work a lot, and i don't really ^^
Erf i finish july :/

"got a first in every module", what does that mean ? means you're #1 in every module ? i'm not familir with the english system,
Are you happy ? you said you were afraid of not knowing anyone, how did it went ?
how's your mother ? and how are you doing ?
User avatar #52 to #51 - forfeitstar (05/11/2013) [-]
:o July!? That's a long year for university. Haha, it is a lot of effort to keep up with the work load. Do you have a job as well?
It means I got the top grade for each module, not compared to other people. I think it's a 1.1 or 1.0 over there or something.
I have made loads of friends and have such a good social life now :-) been clubbing for the first time, went to a strip show :P etc.
My mum has moved to Stoke with my twin sister. So I have been left alone in Manchester :( had to move in with my boyfriends parents which wouldn't be so bad if my bf didn't work away all the time.
User avatar #53 to #52 - dafunkad (05/11/2013) [-]
well something like the 3rd of july but yeah it's a bit long,
No i have no time for a real job, sometimes I do some little work, like I teach some younger students maths or physics, but I don't work. You still have a job ?
Nice i'm happy for you :D you sounded a bit sad in you first messages, you met your boyfriend this year ? How long have you been with him ?
User avatar #54 to #53 - forfeitstar (05/11/2013) [-]
When are your exams?
That must be pretty rewarding teaching younger students.
No, I couldn't manage work, uni and family stuff at the same time. I have an interview on Thursday though at a dog obedience school.
Thanks :)
No I have been with him for 4 years haha. Do you have a girlfriend?
User avatar #55 to #54 - dafunkad (05/11/2013) [-]
next week :(
Huu hmm, how can I tell this, I was pretty good during college, and everything felt not easy but not really hard to understand, and I'm mostly teaching to some students who have some difficulties in maths and physics, and i really feel that some of them really don't want to understand or learn. We spend hours doing some really basic things and some just seem to really don't care.
You're changing school or you're going to workk there ?
oh ok, no but there's a girl I like, and i think/hope she likes me, so we'll see.
User avatar #56 to #55 - forfeitstar (05/11/2013) [-]
I keep forgetting you're French haha. You speak / write English better than I do and better than most people I speak to.
Good luck with them :) I will keep my fingers crossed for you.
A lot of the time, if people aren't good at something they will avoid doing or put minimum effort into it. Must be **** though. Spending your own time teaching people who don't give a **** .
No, just working there over the Summer hopefully.
Good luck with the girl. You seem like a pretty cool guy so you shouldn't have a problem.
#47 - dafunkad (03/28/2013) [-]
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#42 - mathes (01/14/2013) [-]
je suis un pain
je suis un pain
User avatar #43 to #42 - dafunkad (01/14/2013) [-]
vas ?
User avatar #44 to #43 - mathes (01/14/2013) [-]
qeue?
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User avatar #39 - dafunkad (10/13/2012) [-]
ヽ(゜∇゜)ノ Eeeeyyyy sexy laaaaaadyyyy.

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User avatar #35 - jetpistol (09/13/2012) [-]
Wait,,,,are you french?
User avatar #36 to #35 - dafunkad (09/13/2012) [-]
well, yes i am
User avatar #37 to #36 - jetpistol (09/14/2012) [-]
ça fait bizarre.
User avatar #38 to #37 - dafunkad (09/14/2012) [-]
de trouver d'autres fr ?

tu est fr ?

non y'en a plusieurs t'inquiète
User avatar #29 - ledaftpunkfan (06/18/2012) [-]
My you be one of my kind? a daft punk fan?
#30 to #60 - dafunkad (06/19/2012) [-]
haha yes ^^
#31 to #61 - ledaftpunkfan (06/19/2012) [-]
You knew I was going to use this didn't you?
You knew I was going to use this didn't you?
User avatar #24 - claptonisgod (06/11/2012) [-]
You are one retarded little man.
User avatar #25 to #51 - dafunkad (06/11/2012) [-]
huh ?
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