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#93 - that one on the left. yeah. that is a standard JP door. solid …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/15/2015 on Jurassic World. 0
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#109 - huntergriff (06/15/2015) [-]
The right entrance looks more like a cage for the dinosaurs.
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#126 - dafiltafish (06/16/2015) [-]
You can also use it to isolate animals that are being rowdy, a "time-out" zone if you will. Aquariums featuring whales have similar systems in place.
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#94 - dafiltafish (06/15/2015) [-]
This is a shot from JW
#90 - point 1 AGAIN, all dinosaur containment units throughout the e…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/15/2015 on Jurassic World. 0
#91 - fuckyouto (06/15/2015) [-]
Point one again?! Mofo the raptors had a two lock cage what are you on about?!
#93 - dafiltafish (06/15/2015) [-]
that one on the left. yeah. that is a standard JP door. solid metal and large enough to seal off with a modified Unimog. This door is usually used for things like moving animals and getting larger items in and out of the area.

That thing on the right, that is the standard entrance, that is how park trainers, vets, and construction crewes enter the compound.
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#109 - huntergriff (06/15/2015) [-]
The right entrance looks more like a cage for the dinosaurs.
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#126 - dafiltafish (06/16/2015) [-]
You can also use it to isolate animals that are being rowdy, a "time-out" zone if you will. Aquariums featuring whales have similar systems in place.
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#94 - dafiltafish (06/15/2015) [-]
This is a shot from JW
#34 - Comment deleted 06/15/2015 on Being Fat Is Never Normal... 0
#81 - >shady government deals, duh. this is what happens when peo…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/15/2015 on Jurassic World. 0
#86 - fuckyouto (06/15/2015) [-]
There was a single locked door that the fat security guard opened easily to let the rex out.

When she tried calling them when they were in the gyro car pods then magically work at the exact .moment they did not need it to outside of the park.

There were only 10 security guards with cattle prods where did you see all of them?

Oh okay keep going? The jeep being revived, how the flying dinos magically flew to where all the people were, the fact at no point did the main lead not clue in that he was training a wepon(s) before the movie, the fact that she calls out a guy and says people died but then defends a dino that has already killed multiple people by not killing it, the fact that the movie had to tell me there were 20k people at the park to build suspense multiple times. The part when the main lead had a gun in his hand but never took a shot, when there was a raptor trying to kill them in the lab.

I can keep going but the major one is the fact that THEY FUCKING WALKED INTO THE CAGE COMPLEATLY INIXPERIENCED AND WITHOUT NEEDING TO WITHOUT CHECKING WITH MAIN BASE TO SEE WHERE THE FUCKING TRACKING CHIP WAS! is this enough? Or you want me to keep going?

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#90 - dafiltafish (06/15/2015) [-]
point 1 AGAIN, all dinosaur containment units throughout the entire god damn series are built like this, go watch the third one, spinosaurus and aviary are a 1 door system.

point 2... again, you are probably right, but I am willing to ignore it as if it did work the phone would have broke when the gyro bod was crushed, making the point moot.

point 3 (sigh) again, that was recon team, security guards are at every padoc and port

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>jeep, it is a bit of a stretch, I'll give you that one, but not impossible.

>My guess is a sort of herding mentality, but these things have 0 living relatives to go off of so it can be wished away by the writers if they want it to be.

>he knew about the raptor exhibits and where to lead them for displays, zookeepers do this with predators all the time and the raptors were not bread as weapons, some of the browner ones might be offspring of the original JP, why would you want to make more work for yourself when a perfectly usable raptor uterus is at your disposal (i.e. the raptors were not direct clones)

>it's one thing to say it was a tragedy, another to be put in the shoes of Hammond and ingen

>who cares?

>"don't hurt my raptors" the idea was never to kill them, they are 1) worth a hell of a lot of money 2) not doing anything outside of instinct. He also cares a great deal about them.

>yes, it was a stupid mistake, but that is the crux, the point at which it all goes to hell that most suspense movies operate on. It isn't a plot-hole, it is trying to teach you to deal with the consequences of a risk taken.

no, the movie isn't brilliant, but it isn't the worst movie on earth and it sure as hell isn't the worst JP movie *cough* the lost world *cough*
#91 - fuckyouto (06/15/2015) [-]
Point one again?! Mofo the raptors had a two lock cage what are you on about?!
#93 - dafiltafish (06/15/2015) [-]
that one on the left. yeah. that is a standard JP door. solid metal and large enough to seal off with a modified Unimog. This door is usually used for things like moving animals and getting larger items in and out of the area.

That thing on the right, that is the standard entrance, that is how park trainers, vets, and construction crewes enter the compound.
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#109 - huntergriff (06/15/2015) [-]
The right entrance looks more like a cage for the dinosaurs.
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#126 - dafiltafish (06/16/2015) [-]
You can also use it to isolate animals that are being rowdy, a "time-out" zone if you will. Aquariums featuring whales have similar systems in place.
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#94 - dafiltafish (06/15/2015) [-]
This is a shot from JW
#297 - 90 kph is within reason of both the car and the animal.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2015 on Cheetah'ing the law 0
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#300 - droitesorel (06/15/2015) [-]
With no unit labels, and me being from the united states and their stupid ass measurements, I accept that.
#117 - Comment deleted 06/12/2015 on FJ going down for... 0
#99 - I am an exception then as I think anyone who honestly believes… 06/12/2015 on Are men allowed to call... 0
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#20 - Here's the god damn problem. People (most of FJ's popula…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/11/2015 on Are men allowed to call... 0
#40 - anon (06/11/2015) [-]
non-radical feminists refuse to dispense with the more radicals and thereby condone their actions by allowing them to occur under the name of feminism. over time a term changes to define what it was meant to define. Feminism means equal rights for women but with the increase in radical ideals has also become synonymous with man hating and violent intolerance of differing ideals.
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#99 - dafiltafish (06/12/2015) [-]
I am an exception then as I think anyone who honestly believes that women are superior or that feminism is a girl's club is a loony.

It's infuriating to me how people are just letting the extremists win by lumping all feminists in with them AND by the extremists calling themselves feminists without some sort of differentiation.
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