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#2555110 - moderate to mid-left on almost everything mid right o… 01/02/2015 on Friendly +1
#2555101 - DAMN, that usually works... ... What most of the most…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/02/2015 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2555105 - thetoyscissors (01/02/2015) [-]
So, do I just...ease him along?
Or do I just dump what the real world is on him?
User avatar #2555116 - dafiltafish (01/02/2015) [-]
Be careful, don't want to loose a friend.
User avatar #2555118 - thetoyscissors (01/02/2015) [-]
Very true
#2555040 - Introduce him to current space tech, that stuff is cool as hell.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/02/2015 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2555050 - thetoyscissors (01/02/2015) [-]
I tried
He doesn't understand any of it
Nor does he really care
But I do
User avatar #2555101 - dafiltafish (01/02/2015) [-]
DAMN, that usually works...

... What most of the most powerful people in the world say is that you have to make your own brand of extraordinary. By doing that is impossible to be normal.

One strategy I have seen to become such a person and to make the right contacts is to start acting like you are one already. But that requires you to know your shit and look and act like you matter.

But if he is after surreal, then there isnt a whole lot for him.
User avatar #2555105 - thetoyscissors (01/02/2015) [-]
So, do I just...ease him along?
Or do I just dump what the real world is on him?
User avatar #2555116 - dafiltafish (01/02/2015) [-]
Be careful, don't want to loose a friend.
User avatar #2555118 - thetoyscissors (01/02/2015) [-]
Very true
#2555022 - howdy ya ******* ! New Years Day is boring as h… 01/02/2015 on Friendly 0
#2548559 - going to bed, sorry for ignoring you all 12/31/2014 on Friendly 0
#2548331 - hi  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2014 on Friendly 0
User avatar #2548343 - kokanum (12/31/2014) [-]
Hia
#2543835 - feh, goodnight. 12/30/2014 on Friendly +1
#2543806 - Comment deleted 12/30/2014 on Friendly 0
#2543794 - hello 12/30/2014 on Friendly +1
#2540949 - You could put a forklift motor in one of them as a mad science… 12/29/2014 on Friendly 0
#2539895 - I have a car right now, it would be used to buy the mazda. It …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/29/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2539902 - Jelloisyumm (12/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, no doubt.

School is a pain in the ass. I'm almost done, but have 4 Non working vehicles

Well some of em almost work.
User avatar #2540949 - dafiltafish (12/29/2014) [-]
You could put a forklift motor in one of them as a mad science experiment.

I found a guy with a Geo who id a full EV conversion for a net $700
#2539881 - Alright, I think I should go to bed. Goodnight everyone.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2014 on Friendly +1
#2539889 - princeofbrokensoul (12/29/2014) [-]
night let the bugs bite
#2539870 - I mean, if I can't find a manual, the auto will work out fine,…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/29/2014 on Friendly +1
#2539885 - Jelloisyumm (12/29/2014) [-]
Just get a beater you don't give a shit aboot, run it into the ground, rinse repeat.

Once you can afford a car you like, there you go.

I mean, that's the easy and cheap way. You live in America, Florida even, should be easy to get cheap vehicles
User avatar #2539895 - dafiltafish (12/29/2014) [-]
I have a car right now, it would be used to buy the mazda. It is just a bit of a hassle to try and go car shopping during school.
User avatar #2539902 - Jelloisyumm (12/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, no doubt.

School is a pain in the ass. I'm almost done, but have 4 Non working vehicles

Well some of em almost work.
User avatar #2540949 - dafiltafish (12/29/2014) [-]
You could put a forklift motor in one of them as a mad science experiment.

I found a guy with a Geo who id a full EV conversion for a net $700
#2539840 - That sounded a lot more coherent in my head.  [+] (6 new replies) 12/29/2014 on Friendly +1
#2539846 - Jelloisyumm (12/29/2014) [-]
>Slower automatic

I'd stick with standard man

And I getcha, I know all aboot shitty cars. Don't want to make a rash decision
User avatar #2539870 - dafiltafish (12/29/2014) [-]
I mean, if I can't find a manual, the auto will work out fine, it has mazda's weird flappy-paddles.

What I am coming to understand is that the key to owning a rotary car is planning, plan on a strict oil change regiment, plan on rebuilds, plan on burning oil... do all that and the car will reward you handsomely, don't do it and the car will be down to 25 hp and belching out blue smoke. But I think I can handle it. After all, there is a guy who drives to my university every day in a white one, obviously he is doing something right.

I won't be in the market to buy until summer, so the more I learn now the better.
#2539885 - Jelloisyumm (12/29/2014) [-]
Just get a beater you don't give a shit aboot, run it into the ground, rinse repeat.

Once you can afford a car you like, there you go.

I mean, that's the easy and cheap way. You live in America, Florida even, should be easy to get cheap vehicles
User avatar #2539895 - dafiltafish (12/29/2014) [-]
I have a car right now, it would be used to buy the mazda. It is just a bit of a hassle to try and go car shopping during school.
User avatar #2539902 - Jelloisyumm (12/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, no doubt.

School is a pain in the ass. I'm almost done, but have 4 Non working vehicles

Well some of em almost work.
User avatar #2540949 - dafiltafish (12/29/2014) [-]
You could put a forklift motor in one of them as a mad science experiment.

I found a guy with a Geo who id a full EV conversion for a net $700
#2539836 - it isn't the car, it is the impending rebuild/engine swap whic…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/29/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2539840 - dafiltafish (12/29/2014) [-]
That sounded a lot more coherent in my head.
#2539846 - Jelloisyumm (12/29/2014) [-]
>Slower automatic

I'd stick with standard man

And I getcha, I know all aboot shitty cars. Don't want to make a rash decision
User avatar #2539870 - dafiltafish (12/29/2014) [-]
I mean, if I can't find a manual, the auto will work out fine, it has mazda's weird flappy-paddles.

What I am coming to understand is that the key to owning a rotary car is planning, plan on a strict oil change regiment, plan on rebuilds, plan on burning oil... do all that and the car will reward you handsomely, don't do it and the car will be down to 25 hp and belching out blue smoke. But I think I can handle it. After all, there is a guy who drives to my university every day in a white one, obviously he is doing something right.

I won't be in the market to buy until summer, so the more I learn now the better.
#2539885 - Jelloisyumm (12/29/2014) [-]
Just get a beater you don't give a shit aboot, run it into the ground, rinse repeat.

Once you can afford a car you like, there you go.

I mean, that's the easy and cheap way. You live in America, Florida even, should be easy to get cheap vehicles
User avatar #2539895 - dafiltafish (12/29/2014) [-]
I have a car right now, it would be used to buy the mazda. It is just a bit of a hassle to try and go car shopping during school.
User avatar #2539902 - Jelloisyumm (12/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, no doubt.

School is a pain in the ass. I'm almost done, but have 4 Non working vehicles

Well some of em almost work.
User avatar #2540949 - dafiltafish (12/29/2014) [-]
You could put a forklift motor in one of them as a mad science experiment.

I found a guy with a Geo who id a full EV conversion for a net $700
#2539820 - Trying to figure out if I can afford a Mazda RX-8  [+] (9 new replies) 12/29/2014 on Friendly +1
#2539826 - Jelloisyumm (12/29/2014) [-]
Do it up man.

Decent ride.
User avatar #2539836 - dafiltafish (12/29/2014) [-]
it isn't the car, it is the impending rebuild/engine swap which adds about 2 grand to the thing. one with 100k miles might get 50k more, or it might crap out in a week, hard to say.

I do love it, even the slower automatic one is cool, so I am just waiting on people to get back to me on the cost of running it.
User avatar #2539840 - dafiltafish (12/29/2014) [-]
That sounded a lot more coherent in my head.
#2539846 - Jelloisyumm (12/29/2014) [-]
>Slower automatic

I'd stick with standard man

And I getcha, I know all aboot shitty cars. Don't want to make a rash decision
User avatar #2539870 - dafiltafish (12/29/2014) [-]
I mean, if I can't find a manual, the auto will work out fine, it has mazda's weird flappy-paddles.

What I am coming to understand is that the key to owning a rotary car is planning, plan on a strict oil change regiment, plan on rebuilds, plan on burning oil... do all that and the car will reward you handsomely, don't do it and the car will be down to 25 hp and belching out blue smoke. But I think I can handle it. After all, there is a guy who drives to my university every day in a white one, obviously he is doing something right.

I won't be in the market to buy until summer, so the more I learn now the better.
#2539885 - Jelloisyumm (12/29/2014) [-]
Just get a beater you don't give a shit aboot, run it into the ground, rinse repeat.

Once you can afford a car you like, there you go.

I mean, that's the easy and cheap way. You live in America, Florida even, should be easy to get cheap vehicles
User avatar #2539895 - dafiltafish (12/29/2014) [-]
I have a car right now, it would be used to buy the mazda. It is just a bit of a hassle to try and go car shopping during school.
User avatar #2539902 - Jelloisyumm (12/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, no doubt.

School is a pain in the ass. I'm almost done, but have 4 Non working vehicles

Well some of em almost work.
User avatar #2540949 - dafiltafish (12/29/2014) [-]
You could put a forklift motor in one of them as a mad science experiment.

I found a guy with a Geo who id a full EV conversion for a net $700
#228 - ... this clip is a case for natural selection. 12/29/2014 on Meanwhile in Australia...... +1
#2539715 - A lot of things, but mostly it's users. I count mysel… 12/29/2014 on Friendly +1
#2539712 - To be weird or not to be weird, that is the question.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2014 on Friendly +1
#2539717 - princeofbrokensoul (12/29/2014) [-]
#2539699 - >can confirm: I broke my leg twice and now have two dicks  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2539701 - thetoyscissors (12/29/2014) [-]
WELP, TIME TO GO PLAY SPEED BUMP AND MAKE MY DICK LOOK LIKE AN OCTUPUS
#2539681 - It's kay. 12/29/2014 on Friendly +1
#2539675 - I noticed  [+] (2 new replies) 12/29/2014 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2539677 - mikli (12/29/2014) [-]
I'm sorry fish-man it's early and I can't double click very well right now
User avatar #2539681 - dafiltafish (12/29/2014) [-]
It's kay.
#2539669 - that too.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/29/2014 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2539672 - mikli (12/29/2014) [-]
psst
he said fail
not fall
User avatar #2539678 - thetoyscissors (12/29/2014) [-]
OOPS
User avatar #2539675 - dafiltafish (12/29/2014) [-]
I noticed
User avatar #2539677 - mikli (12/29/2014) [-]
I'm sorry fish-man it's early and I can't double click very well right now
User avatar #2539681 - dafiltafish (12/29/2014) [-]
It's kay.
#2539661 - knowing you are going to fail and there is nothing you can do …  [+] (8 new replies) 12/29/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2539667 - thetoyscissors (12/29/2014) [-]
It's terrifying. And somehow, in the split second before you fall, you manage to think of everything in the world except how to stop the fall. It's weird
User avatar #2539673 - mikli (12/29/2014) [-]
and I replied to the wrong person
User avatar #2539669 - dafiltafish (12/29/2014) [-]
that too.
User avatar #2539672 - mikli (12/29/2014) [-]
psst
he said fail
not fall
User avatar #2539678 - thetoyscissors (12/29/2014) [-]
OOPS
User avatar #2539675 - dafiltafish (12/29/2014) [-]
I noticed
User avatar #2539677 - mikli (12/29/2014) [-]
I'm sorry fish-man it's early and I can't double click very well right now
User avatar #2539681 - dafiltafish (12/29/2014) [-]
It's kay.
#2539614 - YYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 12/29/2014 on Friendly +1

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User avatar #341 - dafiltafish (04/10/2015) [-]

If it ever seems that there isn't an end to this tunnel, that you have nowhere else to turn, that you just can't continue... please, listen to me. It will get better. As long as you are still standing, you have the potential to get out of the **** you are currently facing. Is that way out easy? I am not going to lie to you, NO, it is almost never easy, but god damn it you have to try, even if you **** up you have to get back up again and tell the world "I'M STILL STANDING HERE YOU ASSHOLE, COME AT ME!".

It may seem that I am not being at all sympathetic, but in my experience, this sort of thinking can at least get your mind out of the darkness.
Show less
User avatar #336 - majormayor (12/24/2014) [-]
Remember that oldass icon you had that was the purple pone with the awesome face?
#337 to #336 - dafiltafish (12/25/2014) [-]
Ultrablue still needs a good raping.
User avatar #332 - tkich (12/18/2014) [-]
>tfw no happy latias
User avatar #333 to #332 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
what? it's still there.
User avatar #334 to #333 - tkich (12/18/2014) [-]
tfw no happy qt3.14 latias gf
User avatar #335 to #334 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
This both confuses and enrages me!
#328 - dafiltafish (09/17/2014) [-]
here is my speced out stang
User avatar #310 - zetsumeitaka (08/14/2014) [-]
Have you seen the Details about the Dodge Charger SRT- Hellcat and Dodge Challenger SRT - Hellcat?

707 Horse power, With the charger hitting 204MPH.

Jesus ******* Christ.
User avatar #311 to #310 - dafiltafish (08/14/2014) [-]
it is by all means, a sexy beast.
User avatar #312 to #311 - zetsumeitaka (08/14/2014) [-]
I just noticed them On the "News" feed on yahoo while i was checking my mail.


Dat **** caught my eye.



excuse me while i start putting away every cent I make to buy one
User avatar #313 to #312 - dafiltafish (08/14/2014) [-]
well... good luck with that.
User avatar #314 to #313 - zetsumeitaka (08/14/2014) [-]
Time to play the lottery!
User avatar #315 to #314 - dafiltafish (08/14/2014) [-]
or just buy a retired charger police cruiser. (saw one in Seattle for 8 grand.)
User avatar #316 to #315 - zetsumeitaka (08/14/2014) [-]
But... But dat 707 HP...

Dat 0-60 in 3.7 seconds

Dat 11 second flat Quarter Mile.

Dat Track specialized Auto Transmission.
User avatar #317 to #316 - dafiltafish (08/14/2014) [-]
if'nn you got the coin.
User avatar #318 to #317 - zetsumeitaka (08/14/2014) [-]
they aren't going to be limited production.
User avatar #319 to #318 - dafiltafish (08/14/2014) [-]
maybe. maybe...
User avatar #320 to #319 - zetsumeitaka (08/14/2014) [-]
they Dispersed that rumor. They said they aren't putting a production cap on either of the Hellcat models.
User avatar #321 to #320 - dafiltafish (08/14/2014) [-]
sweet
User avatar #322 to #321 - zetsumeitaka (08/14/2014) [-]
plus how often do companies sell a car that can hit 200 for under $100,000?
User avatar #323 to #322 - dafiltafish (08/14/2014) [-]
Dodge- 2
Chevrolet- 2
Ford- 1
Porsche- 1
TVR-1

not often.
User avatar #324 to #323 - zetsumeitaka (08/14/2014) [-]
Dodge's count is about to jump up to 4


Unless you're counting the 2 hellcats already
User avatar #325 to #324 - dafiltafish (08/14/2014) [-]
Counting chasis

Hellcat and viper, otherwise it would get a bit out of hand with Porsche.
User avatar #326 to #325 - zetsumeitaka (08/14/2014) [-]
porsche just kind of re-uses the same chassis on all of their cars.


why fix what isn't broken.
User avatar #327 to #326 - zetsumeitaka (08/14/2014) [-]
that was supposed to all be small


I **********
User avatar #304 - majormayor (07/03/2014) [-]
Remember your "awesome face" icon?
User avatar #305 to #304 - dafiltafish (07/03/2014) [-]
yes, my 2nd or 3rd avatar.
User avatar #306 to #305 - majormayor (07/03/2014) [-]
When did you change from it?
User avatar #307 to #306 - dafiltafish (07/04/2014) [-]
A long ass time ago.

to this very latias gif, but not before "come play with me" twilight sparkle, "must rape ultrablue" twilight sparkle, a borg collective symbol, and my stupid custom logo.
User avatar #308 to #307 - majormayor (07/04/2014) [-]
I thought I saw it as recently as early this year.
#302 to #301 - dafiltafish (06/20/2014) [-]
the new ride... woop
#294 - dafiltafish (06/16/2014) [-]
mcknyte, I need some help.

There is this 93 del sol for sale that i am going to go and check out tomorrow, 111,000 miles, decent shape, and manual trans. There is also this miata for sale 400 miles away in Seattle that's a little cheaper, but I can't see it until friday.

Now... what the hell should i do? I'm going to be questioned about buying the honda tommorow and I am not sure I like it as much what with the front wheel drive. i mean, the honda even has snow tires.

the question is really, is the del sol a good substitute for the mx5?
User avatar #295 to #294 - mcknyte (06/17/2014) [-]
If you can live with the front wheel drive, yeah go for it. Insurance might even be a little cheaper.

But no track day, bro.
#296 to #295 - dafiltafish (06/17/2014) [-]
... there is always a track day.

spec civic is still fairly popular.
User avatar #297 to #296 - mcknyte (06/18/2014) [-]
Headlights don't go up
Headlights don't go down
User avatar #298 to #297 - dafiltafish (06/18/2014) [-]
This is a regrettable truth.
User avatar #293 to #292 - dafiltafish (06/02/2014) [-]
Awww, I love you too.
#287 - dafiltafish (05/24/2014) [-]
The new list:

MX-5 miata
#289 to #288 - dafiltafish (05/24/2014) [-]
Mazda RX-7

(gen 1 or 2)
#290 to #289 - dafiltafish (05/24/2014) [-]
VW beetle TDI or 1.8T
User avatar #291 to #290 - dafiltafish (05/24/2014) [-]
Any other suggestions just tell me.
#282 - Hitcher (05/12/2014) [-]
*gasp*
User avatar #283 to #282 - dafiltafish (05/12/2014) [-]
I was simply professing my love and admiration of you for the world to see!
User avatar #285 to #284 - dafiltafish (05/13/2014) [-]
on a secretive board with a white-list... yeah, could have thought that last statement through a little more.
User avatar #286 to #285 - Hitcher (05/13/2014) [-]
*gasp*
User avatar #280 to #279 - dafiltafish (04/05/2014) [-]
"... we cannot fit roll bars, for track day, my bro"
User avatar #281 to #280 - mcknyte (04/05/2014) [-]
Headlights don't go up
Headlights don't go down
Headlights don't even make a sound
User avatar #261 - mcknyte (04/01/2014) [-]
www.flyinmiata.com/V8/

Holy ******* ****

This
is
insane
User avatar #262 to #261 - dafiltafish (04/02/2014) [-]
Some guy had a v8 miata on craigslist in my area for awhile for about $10000. Twas neat as **** .
User avatar #263 to #262 - mcknyte (04/03/2014) [-]
I'm thinking 6.2L Small block with a supercharger.

I'll have to tub the trunk to get bigger tires on it, and some tasteful flares.

It's going to be great
User avatar #264 to #263 - dafiltafish (04/04/2014) [-]
hang on... did you buy a miata?
User avatar #265 to #264 - mcknyte (04/04/2014) [-]
I'm going to buy one. NB in decent shape is only around 6 grand, 8 grand for a dealership quality one. Not bad at all.
#266 to #265 - dafiltafish (04/04/2014) [-]
Track day, bro?   
   
 I must know every detail of how it drives and what it can do.
Track day, bro?

I must know every detail of how it drives and what it can do.
User avatar #267 to #266 - mcknyte (04/04/2014) [-]
From what I've heard, all the risks of a Viper with a third of the cost. A fifth if I D.I.Y. it and not through a specialty shop.
User avatar #269 to #268 - mcknyte (04/04/2014) [-]
Come and get a roll cage bro!

User avatar #270 to #269 - dafiltafish (04/04/2014) [-]
Left foot braking, bro!
User avatar #271 to #270 - mcknyte (04/04/2014) [-]
Let's uh

Let's kiss

******* lost it there.
User avatar #272 to #271 - dafiltafish (04/04/2014) [-]
This video sealed the deal for me, I am getting an NA miata if it ******* kills me!
User avatar #273 to #272 - mcknyte (04/04/2014) [-]
heheh
Headlights go up
Headlights go down
Headlights go up
Headlights go down
User avatar #274 to #273 - dafiltafish (04/04/2014) [-]
It's the best! #1
User avatar #275 to #274 - mcknyte (04/04/2014) [-]
Oh god I noticed that bastard son of a 300 and a Magnum

my MOPAR senses are tinglin'
User avatar #276 to #275 - dafiltafish (04/04/2014) [-]
it is one of the children chrysler keeps in the basement, chained to a wall and fed scraps of moose meat.
User avatar #278 to #276 - mcknyte (04/04/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7i70hMyqRU

OH GOD, I HAD ONE OF THESE
User avatar #277 to #276 - mcknyte (04/04/2014) [-]
A fullsize hatchback Chrysler

THAR SHE BLOWS, THE WHITE WHALE!
User avatar #258 - PopcornViking ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
gefilte
User avatar #259 to #258 - dafiltafish (02/24/2014) [-]
What are your demands, sire?
User avatar #256 - wolfypolli ONLINE (02/23/2014) [-]
Next time I'm on the east side of the mountains, I shall visit you.
User avatar #257 to #256 - dafiltafish (02/23/2014) [-]
uh... okay!
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