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#50 - Money and politics once again hinder progress. 11/01/2013 on The Simpsons go to Chernobyl 0
#33 - What if you had a small aircraft carrier that could run itself… 11/01/2013 on Take it slow, its my first... 0
#24 - You are preaching to the man that ordered 20 nuggets less than…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/01/2013 on McDonald Facts +13
User avatar #38 - makomirocket (11/01/2013) [-]
yeah, that documentary was complete bullshit
User avatar #161 - daentraya (11/01/2013) [-]
My bullshit detectors went off when watching it in class. I may despise mcdonalds, but that was overdramatized as hell
#128 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/01/2013) [-]
fuck, when i'm high or drunk I curse that documentary for no more supersize.
#30 - It should also be an ocean going vessel and have the ability t…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/01/2013 on Take it slow, its my first... 0
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User avatar #33 - dafiltafish (11/01/2013) [-]
What if you had a small aircraft carrier that could run itself aground and then proceed to go overland with massive guns on board, a giant door to deploy regular tanks and hummers, and several aircraft in tow? The thing would be fucking unstoppable.
#28 - We need an accredited engineer, a sculptor, and someone with money.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/01/2013 on Take it slow, its my first... 0
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User avatar #30 - dafiltafish (11/01/2013) [-]
It should also be an ocean going vessel and have the ability to deploy black-hawks.
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User avatar #33 - dafiltafish (11/01/2013) [-]
What if you had a small aircraft carrier that could run itself aground and then proceed to go overland with massive guns on board, a giant door to deploy regular tanks and hummers, and several aircraft in tow? The thing would be fucking unstoppable.
#26 - I like it, but what army would commission it? The U.S. i…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/01/2013 on Take it slow, its my first... +1
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User avatar #28 - dafiltafish (11/01/2013) [-]
We need an accredited engineer, a sculptor, and someone with money.
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User avatar #30 - dafiltafish (11/01/2013) [-]
It should also be an ocean going vessel and have the ability to deploy black-hawks.
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User avatar #33 - dafiltafish (11/01/2013) [-]
What if you had a small aircraft carrier that could run itself aground and then proceed to go overland with massive guns on board, a giant door to deploy regular tanks and hummers, and several aircraft in tow? The thing would be fucking unstoppable.
#24 - Train.  [+] (20 new replies) 11/01/2013 on Take it slow, its my first... +1
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User avatar #59 - derpwolf (11/01/2013) [-]
So basically like that train from Lost Planet 2?
#56 - anonyone (11/01/2013) [-]
The Landkreuzer P. 1000 Ratte was already thought of. Being so large, it most definitely wouldn't be that fast though.
User avatar #55 - kirkbot (11/01/2013) [-]
that thing would make a huge target. Imposssible to miss
#54 - xxgeneralxx (11/01/2013) [-]
nazis planned to build something of that nature. the p1500 ratte. powered by 4 u-boat engines. also look up the overland train, the USA did built that one.
both arent feasible due to being too easily target able, and non cost effectiveness, respectively.

what about a nuclear engine you say? well look up "the flying crowbar" and you will see another usa design that was never built, but utilized immense amounts of nuclear power in a worst case scenario.
User avatar #53 - meganinja (11/01/2013) [-]
I've put a lot of thought into it. What's the use of it? Sure, it could blow up other tanks, but you don't need tanks to take out tanks. It would be horribly innefficient, slow, although it would be hella hard to kill, imagine the manufacturing costs. All a person would need to do would be place C4 or mines and blow off the treads, mount the fucker and kill the people inside. It would be risky as hell and nobody on the other side would want to see it, but it could be dealt with.

Or, easier way, throw a molotov coctail at it. Burns the people inside alive.
#46 - cleomech (11/01/2013) [-]
Welcome to the future, son.

Gotta love me some Supreme Commander..
User avatar #35 - deathchain (11/01/2013) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landkreuzer_P._1500_Monster

If the link doesn't work, google search "Landkreuzer P. 1500 Monster"
User avatar #34 - infinitereaper (11/01/2013) [-]
we should make a train bigger than the earth and ram it into mars

just for kicks
User avatar #41 - Darianvincent (11/01/2013) [-]
How would we make wheels big enough to put on your mom? I'm only half sorry.
User avatar #31 - mrfumbles (11/01/2013) [-]
i have given you the gift of a fumbles green thumb. its quality is unlike other green thumbs, as it is from fumbles.

take care

fumbles out
#37 - argyle (11/01/2013) [-]
Once owned by the might Senor Vorpal Kickass-o!
User avatar #26 - dafiltafish (11/01/2013) [-]
I like it, but what army would commission it? The U.S. is looking for hybrid humvees right now, so don't go knocking on their door.
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User avatar #28 - dafiltafish (11/01/2013) [-]
We need an accredited engineer, a sculptor, and someone with money.
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User avatar #30 - dafiltafish (11/01/2013) [-]
It should also be an ocean going vessel and have the ability to deploy black-hawks.
#32 - jaergerjaquez has deleted their comment.
User avatar #33 - dafiltafish (11/01/2013) [-]
What if you had a small aircraft carrier that could run itself aground and then proceed to go overland with massive guns on board, a giant door to deploy regular tanks and hummers, and several aircraft in tow? The thing would be fucking unstoppable.
#49 - ... what useful information. 11/01/2013 on How to tell them apart 0
#108 - If you are in Mexico it is "God damn it Enrique, we have … 11/01/2013 on Wait, No One Else Does +1
#49 - HA! USA #1, go broncos! 11/01/2013 on Drinking age 0
#90 - MOAR. these are some sexy looking people, my god 11/01/2013 on Faces of the world 0
#8 - Picture 11/01/2013 on For bobby 0
#105 - it is now. 11/01/2013 on Who are you? And what do... 0
#43 - Oh, but it is real. It is just not as old as OP implies.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/01/2013 on The Simpsons go to Chernobyl 0
User avatar #44 - GEARBOY (11/01/2013) [-]
ah, I see
#41 - Scroll down, and you shall find the answer.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/01/2013 on The Simpsons go to Chernobyl 0
User avatar #42 - GEARBOY (11/01/2013) [-]
Of course, other than it's complete photoshop - I'm just pointing out another reason as to why this can't be real.
User avatar #43 - dafiltafish (11/01/2013) [-]
Oh, but it is real. It is just not as old as OP implies.
User avatar #44 - GEARBOY (11/01/2013) [-]
ah, I see
#40 - The advantage is solid and liquid waste. better for air qualit…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/01/2013 on The Simpsons go to Chernobyl +1
User avatar #49 - coolcalx (11/01/2013) [-]
it's possible to refine coal into a liquid form which causes relatively small pollution, however this is not done because power companies don't want to waste the resources to convert the coal into a clean substance when they could just dump the pollutants in the air.

the US has a very large coal supply, so eventually, they will probably end up using that cleaner process
User avatar #50 - dafiltafish (11/01/2013) [-]
Money and politics once again hinder progress.
#29 - The only thing I did not like about halo 4 was forge. the stor… 11/01/2013 on Winner kid +2
#46 - Shhhhh, you are making the servers nervous with your questions…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/01/2013 on (may need to enlarge) +1
User avatar #47 - johangustav (11/01/2013) [-]
ok ok , i will learn to except it for who the internet is
#44 - Because it is the nature of the internet. Do not punish it if …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/01/2013 on (may need to enlarge) +3
User avatar #45 - johangustav (11/01/2013) [-]
i can deal with the sex but why for money!
User avatar #46 - dafiltafish (11/01/2013) [-]
Shhhhh, you are making the servers nervous with your questions. just let them be.
User avatar #47 - johangustav (11/01/2013) [-]
ok ok , i will learn to except it for who the internet is
#84 - Faster than laying bricks with the same affect. I would call t…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/01/2013 on easy mode +1
User avatar #147 - johngun (11/01/2013) [-]
i would'nt ... in a few years it would suck .
#69 - What country and when? Spain I can sort of understand… 11/01/2013 on Australia labeled by a Brit +3
#66 - care to edumacate me?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/01/2013 on Australia labeled by a Brit 0
User avatar #67 - jmanispimping (11/01/2013) [-]
People were dropped off on to continents to get rid of them and sort of prison them in a unknown place with nothing.
User avatar #69 - dafiltafish (11/01/2013) [-]
What country and when?

Spain I can sort of understand. England I know did want a colony for resources. The dutch I know little about and the vikings were out to conquer the world by frozen sea and river.

kind of a dick way of saying I'm not so sure about your story here, sorry.
#74 - meanwhile, 2 years later... 11/01/2013 on Clients From Hell 0
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#328 - dafiltafish (09/17/2014) [-]
here is my speced out stang
User avatar #310 - zetsumeitaka (08/14/2014) [-]
Have you seen the Details about the Dodge Charger SRT- Hellcat and Dodge Challenger SRT - Hellcat?

707 Horse power, With the charger hitting 204MPH.

Jesus ******* Christ.
User avatar #311 to #310 - dafiltafish (08/14/2014) [-]
it is by all means, a sexy beast.
User avatar #312 to #311 - zetsumeitaka (08/14/2014) [-]
I just noticed them On the "News" feed on yahoo while i was checking my mail.


Dat **** caught my eye.



excuse me while i start putting away every cent I make to buy one
User avatar #313 to #312 - dafiltafish (08/14/2014) [-]
well... good luck with that.
User avatar #314 to #313 - zetsumeitaka (08/14/2014) [-]
Time to play the lottery!
User avatar #315 to #314 - dafiltafish (08/14/2014) [-]
or just buy a retired charger police cruiser. (saw one in Seattle for 8 grand.)
User avatar #316 to #315 - zetsumeitaka (08/14/2014) [-]
But... But dat 707 HP...

Dat 0-60 in 3.7 seconds

Dat 11 second flat Quarter Mile.

Dat Track specialized Auto Transmission.
User avatar #317 to #316 - dafiltafish (08/14/2014) [-]
if'nn you got the coin.
User avatar #318 to #317 - zetsumeitaka (08/14/2014) [-]
they aren't going to be limited production.
User avatar #319 to #318 - dafiltafish (08/14/2014) [-]
maybe. maybe...
User avatar #320 to #319 - zetsumeitaka (08/14/2014) [-]
they Dispersed that rumor. They said they aren't putting a production cap on either of the Hellcat models.
User avatar #321 to #320 - dafiltafish (08/14/2014) [-]
sweet
User avatar #322 to #321 - zetsumeitaka (08/14/2014) [-]
plus how often do companies sell a car that can hit 200 for under $100,000?
User avatar #323 to #322 - dafiltafish (08/14/2014) [-]
Dodge- 2
Chevrolet- 2
Ford- 1
Porsche- 1
TVR-1

not often.
User avatar #324 to #323 - zetsumeitaka (08/14/2014) [-]
Dodge's count is about to jump up to 4


Unless you're counting the 2 hellcats already
User avatar #325 to #324 - dafiltafish (08/14/2014) [-]
Counting chasis

Hellcat and viper, otherwise it would get a bit out of hand with Porsche.
User avatar #326 to #325 - zetsumeitaka (08/14/2014) [-]
porsche just kind of re-uses the same chassis on all of their cars.


why fix what isn't broken.
User avatar #327 to #326 - zetsumeitaka (08/14/2014) [-]
that was supposed to all be small


I **********
User avatar #304 - majormayor (07/03/2014) [-]
Remember your "awesome face" icon?
User avatar #305 to #304 - dafiltafish (07/03/2014) [-]
yes, my 2nd or 3rd avatar.
User avatar #306 to #305 - majormayor (07/03/2014) [-]
When did you change from it?
User avatar #307 to #306 - dafiltafish (07/04/2014) [-]
A long ass time ago.

to this very latias gif, but not before "come play with me" twilight sparkle, "must rape ultrablue" twilight sparkle, a borg collective symbol, and my stupid custom logo.
User avatar #308 to #307 - majormayor (07/04/2014) [-]
I thought I saw it as recently as early this year.
#302 to #301 - dafiltafish (06/20/2014) [-]
the new ride... woop
#294 - dafiltafish (06/16/2014) [-]
mcknyte, I need some help.

There is this 93 del sol for sale that i am going to go and check out tomorrow, 111,000 miles, decent shape, and manual trans. There is also this miata for sale 400 miles away in Seattle that's a little cheaper, but I can't see it until friday.

Now... what the hell should i do? I'm going to be questioned about buying the honda tommorow and I am not sure I like it as much what with the front wheel drive. i mean, the honda even has snow tires.

the question is really, is the del sol a good substitute for the mx5?
User avatar #295 to #294 - mcknyte (06/17/2014) [-]
If you can live with the front wheel drive, yeah go for it. Insurance might even be a little cheaper.

But no track day, bro.
#296 to #295 - dafiltafish (06/17/2014) [-]
... there is always a track day.

spec civic is still fairly popular.
User avatar #297 to #296 - mcknyte (06/18/2014) [-]
Headlights don't go up
Headlights don't go down
User avatar #298 to #297 - dafiltafish (06/18/2014) [-]
This is a regrettable truth.
User avatar #293 to #292 - dafiltafish (06/02/2014) [-]
Awww, I love you too.
#287 - dafiltafish (05/24/2014) [-]
The new list:

MX-5 miata
#289 to #288 - dafiltafish (05/24/2014) [-]
Mazda RX-7

(gen 1 or 2)
#290 to #289 - dafiltafish (05/24/2014) [-]
VW beetle TDI or 1.8T
User avatar #291 to #290 - dafiltafish (05/24/2014) [-]
Any other suggestions just tell me.
#282 - Hitcher ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
*gasp*
User avatar #283 to #282 - dafiltafish (05/12/2014) [-]
I was simply professing my love and admiration of you for the world to see!
#284 to #283 - Hitcher ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
*gasp*
User avatar #285 to #284 - dafiltafish (05/13/2014) [-]
on a secretive board with a white-list... yeah, could have thought that last statement through a little more.
User avatar #286 to #285 - Hitcher ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
*gasp*
User avatar #280 to #279 - dafiltafish (04/05/2014) [-]
"... we cannot fit roll bars, for track day, my bro"
User avatar #281 to #280 - mcknyte (04/05/2014) [-]
Headlights don't go up
Headlights don't go down
Headlights don't even make a sound
User avatar #262 to #261 - dafiltafish (04/02/2014) [-]
Some guy had a v8 miata on craigslist in my area for awhile for about $10000. Twas neat as **** .
User avatar #263 to #262 - mcknyte (04/03/2014) [-]
I'm thinking 6.2L Small block with a supercharger.

I'll have to tub the trunk to get bigger tires on it, and some tasteful flares.

It's going to be great
User avatar #264 to #263 - dafiltafish (04/04/2014) [-]
hang on... did you buy a miata?
User avatar #265 to #264 - mcknyte (04/04/2014) [-]
I'm going to buy one. NB in decent shape is only around 6 grand, 8 grand for a dealership quality one. Not bad at all.
#266 to #265 - dafiltafish (04/04/2014) [-]
Track day, bro?   
   
 I must know every detail of how it drives and what it can do.
Track day, bro?

I must know every detail of how it drives and what it can do.
User avatar #267 to #266 - mcknyte (04/04/2014) [-]
From what I've heard, all the risks of a Viper with a third of the cost. A fifth if I D.I.Y. it and not through a specialty shop.
User avatar #269 to #268 - mcknyte (04/04/2014) [-]
Come and get a roll cage bro!

User avatar #270 to #269 - dafiltafish (04/04/2014) [-]
Left foot braking, bro!
User avatar #271 to #270 - mcknyte (04/04/2014) [-]
Let's uh

Let's kiss

******* lost it there.
User avatar #272 to #271 - dafiltafish (04/04/2014) [-]
This video sealed the deal for me, I am getting an NA miata if it ******* kills me!
User avatar #273 to #272 - mcknyte (04/04/2014) [-]
heheh
Headlights go up
Headlights go down
Headlights go up
Headlights go down
User avatar #274 to #273 - dafiltafish (04/04/2014) [-]
It's the best! #1
User avatar #275 to #274 - mcknyte (04/04/2014) [-]
Oh god I noticed that bastard son of a 300 and a Magnum

my MOPAR senses are tinglin'
User avatar #276 to #275 - dafiltafish (04/04/2014) [-]
it is one of the children chrysler keeps in the basement, chained to a wall and fed scraps of moose meat.
User avatar #278 to #276 - mcknyte (04/04/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7i70hMyqRU

OH GOD, I HAD ONE OF THESE
User avatar #277 to #276 - mcknyte (04/04/2014) [-]
A fullsize hatchback Chrysler

THAR SHE BLOWS, THE WHITE WHALE!
User avatar #258 - PopcornViking (02/24/2014) [-]
gefilte
User avatar #259 to #258 - dafiltafish (02/24/2014) [-]
What are your demands, sire?
User avatar #256 - wolfypolli (02/23/2014) [-]
Next time I'm on the east side of the mountains, I shall visit you.
User avatar #257 to #256 - dafiltafish (02/23/2014) [-]
uh... okay!
#253 - jonathankitty (01/29/2014) [-]
Nice Borg picture. Take this Star Trek gif in respect.
Nice Borg picture. Take this Star Trek gif in respect.
User avatar #254 to #253 - dafiltafish (01/30/2014) [-]
Thank you for the image. it is pretty awesome.
#252 - dafiltafish (01/19/2014) [-]
Dear Economic,   
   
Only listening to those who agree with you is not helping your image among those of us closer to the left side of the political spectrum (many conservatives are nowhere near as drastic as you are, so added up, that is a pretty big majority). I do hope that you will one day try to see things from other perspectives instead of simply blocking people at the first sign of disagreement.   
   
If you do end up reading this, please do take it to heart. I don't want to hate you, I for one like a good and friendly debate, but the way you insult and stereotype people is making that task pretty hard.   
   
Thanks for your time,   
Dafiltafish   
   
P.S. You have actually kick-started my interest in European politics, so thank you for that too.
Dear Economic,

Only listening to those who agree with you is not helping your image among those of us closer to the left side of the political spectrum (many conservatives are nowhere near as drastic as you are, so added up, that is a pretty big majority). I do hope that you will one day try to see things from other perspectives instead of simply blocking people at the first sign of disagreement.

If you do end up reading this, please do take it to heart. I don't want to hate you, I for one like a good and friendly debate, but the way you insult and stereotype people is making that task pretty hard.

Thanks for your time,
Dafiltafish

P.S. You have actually kick-started my interest in European politics, so thank you for that too.
#250 - dafiltafish (01/12/2014) [-]
This...
User avatar #241 - mayormilkman (12/28/2013) [-]
I remember when you had an icon of Twilight Sparkle with the "awesome face."
User avatar #242 to #241 - dafiltafish (12/29/2013) [-]
I am drawing a blank...

Would have been on the pony thread in October 2012 then?
User avatar #243 to #242 - mayormilkman (12/29/2013) [-]
I have been on and off them since admin "came out" as a brony (mid-2011).
User avatar #244 to #243 - dafiltafish (12/29/2013) [-]
Which would explain my spotty memory.
User avatar #245 to #244 - mayormilkman (12/29/2013) [-]
I think you had it for a while.
User avatar #246 to #245 - dafiltafish (12/29/2013) [-]
I had it twice, one version sad "must rape ultrablue" on it.
User avatar #247 to #246 - mayormilkman (12/29/2013) [-]
I don't remember seeing that version.
User avatar #248 to #247 - dafiltafish (12/29/2013) [-]
that was in mid 2013
User avatar #249 to #248 - mayormilkman (12/29/2013) [-]
I guess I just didn't see you around that time.
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