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#2505178 - I wish you luck in your ventures.  [+] (13 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2505179 - ablazingspitfire (12/18/2014) [-]
Unless they happen to b a lesbain or I look like a dude, then it may go well.
User avatar #2505183 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
oh lord, even better.
User avatar #2505186 - ablazingspitfire (12/18/2014) [-]
I'm trying to think of good pick up lines now.

Hey babe, can I follow you home? My daddy always told me to follow my dreams.
User avatar #2505200 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
Also,I'm awful at pickup lines.
User avatar #2505194 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
we need to go cheesier and douchier

How about "Ay gurrl,you have an ass and I have an extra seat... let's make it quick cuz I gotta see my girlfrind in a half hour."
User avatar #2505207 - ablazingspitfire (12/18/2014) [-]
Oh I get it...

Was your dad a boxer? Because you're a Knockout!
User avatar #2505210 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
perfect.

"Once I have you in the back seat you will be imprezed with the output of my flat block!"
User avatar #2505211 - ablazingspitfire (12/18/2014) [-]
I have a feeling I'm going to get my head kicked in on Thursday next week...
User avatar #2505213 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
You might need some backup.
User avatar #2505215 - ablazingspitfire (12/18/2014) [-]
I'll bring my little sister, she needs new shoes anyway.
User avatar #2505218 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
tell her to go for the tailbone and once they are stumbling in pain, yank them by the tits into her knee.
User avatar #2505220 - ablazingspitfire (12/18/2014) [-]
No thanks on that, lol.
User avatar #2505222 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
Hey, all I'm saying is that distracted humans are very easy to disable.
#2505176 - Let me be frank. I like your car, it looks a hell of …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2505184 - princekyle (12/18/2014) [-]
My car feels like a budget Challenger.
That's why I like it.
User avatar #2505192 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
You should turbocharge it

I can see where you are coming from, but you are an exception. Most people will buy a 'budget' version of something and treat it as such. But you, no you treat it like a charger should be treated, try to make it loo cool. That is why I think your car is cool, because it is so different from the rest of the 40-somethings who go 45in the left lane on the interstate that are over a year overdone on an oil change and get upset that they need to buy spare parts when shit hits the fan due to negligent ownership.
User avatar #2505193 - princekyle (12/18/2014) [-]
Well I mean I kind of treat it like that because it's my first car, you know?
It's the first one that's mine.
And for that, it's hype as fuck.

And holy shit do I wanna turbo the fuck out of her
User avatar #2505198 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
It's like, a 2 grand procedure, but I think on dodges it is pretty easy considering the neon srt4 and pt cruiser turbo are both a thing.
#2505173 - I know, I was just messin with ya. sounds like a kickass car.  [+] (15 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2505174 - ablazingspitfire (12/18/2014) [-]
Just for you, I'm going to spike my hair up and wear a tank top when I get my car back and go pick up girls using shitty pick-up lines.

Should be interesting.
User avatar #2505178 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
I wish you luck in your ventures.
User avatar #2505179 - ablazingspitfire (12/18/2014) [-]
Unless they happen to b a lesbain or I look like a dude, then it may go well.
User avatar #2505183 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
oh lord, even better.
User avatar #2505186 - ablazingspitfire (12/18/2014) [-]
I'm trying to think of good pick up lines now.

Hey babe, can I follow you home? My daddy always told me to follow my dreams.
User avatar #2505200 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
Also,I'm awful at pickup lines.
User avatar #2505194 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
we need to go cheesier and douchier

How about "Ay gurrl,you have an ass and I have an extra seat... let's make it quick cuz I gotta see my girlfrind in a half hour."
User avatar #2505207 - ablazingspitfire (12/18/2014) [-]
Oh I get it...

Was your dad a boxer? Because you're a Knockout!
User avatar #2505210 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
perfect.

"Once I have you in the back seat you will be imprezed with the output of my flat block!"
User avatar #2505211 - ablazingspitfire (12/18/2014) [-]
I have a feeling I'm going to get my head kicked in on Thursday next week...
User avatar #2505213 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
You might need some backup.
User avatar #2505215 - ablazingspitfire (12/18/2014) [-]
I'll bring my little sister, she needs new shoes anyway.
User avatar #2505218 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
tell her to go for the tailbone and once they are stumbling in pain, yank them by the tits into her knee.
User avatar #2505220 - ablazingspitfire (12/18/2014) [-]
No thanks on that, lol.
User avatar #2505222 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
Hey, all I'm saying is that distracted humans are very easy to disable.
#2505166 - What a fantastic machine. Tell me, did it come with a…  [+] (17 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2505170 - ablazingspitfire (12/18/2014) [-]
No, but it came with a carbon vented hood and a carbon high riser spoiler.
Sadly it's in the shop getting fixed right now though, the fuel injector or something broke, since the ignition wasn't doing anything.
Best car for comfort and speed I've ever driven, and I've drove a Porsche GT 911.
User avatar #2505173 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
I know, I was just messin with ya.

sounds like a kickass car.
User avatar #2505174 - ablazingspitfire (12/18/2014) [-]
Just for you, I'm going to spike my hair up and wear a tank top when I get my car back and go pick up girls using shitty pick-up lines.

Should be interesting.
User avatar #2505178 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
I wish you luck in your ventures.
User avatar #2505179 - ablazingspitfire (12/18/2014) [-]
Unless they happen to b a lesbain or I look like a dude, then it may go well.
User avatar #2505183 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
oh lord, even better.
User avatar #2505186 - ablazingspitfire (12/18/2014) [-]
I'm trying to think of good pick up lines now.

Hey babe, can I follow you home? My daddy always told me to follow my dreams.
User avatar #2505200 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
Also,I'm awful at pickup lines.
User avatar #2505194 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
we need to go cheesier and douchier

How about "Ay gurrl,you have an ass and I have an extra seat... let's make it quick cuz I gotta see my girlfrind in a half hour."
User avatar #2505207 - ablazingspitfire (12/18/2014) [-]
Oh I get it...

Was your dad a boxer? Because you're a Knockout!
User avatar #2505210 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
perfect.

"Once I have you in the back seat you will be imprezed with the output of my flat block!"
User avatar #2505211 - ablazingspitfire (12/18/2014) [-]
I have a feeling I'm going to get my head kicked in on Thursday next week...
User avatar #2505213 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
You might need some backup.
User avatar #2505215 - ablazingspitfire (12/18/2014) [-]
I'll bring my little sister, she needs new shoes anyway.
User avatar #2505218 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
tell her to go for the tailbone and once they are stumbling in pain, yank them by the tits into her knee.
User avatar #2505220 - ablazingspitfire (12/18/2014) [-]
No thanks on that, lol.
User avatar #2505222 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
Hey, all I'm saying is that distracted humans are very easy to disable.
#2505163 - Yesss, another soul sucked in. If you feel like bingi… 12/18/2014 on Friendly +1
#2505161 - Track day bro?  [+] (7 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2505162 - princekyle (12/18/2014) [-]
I watched that one and now I'm watching one about Cobalts. Are you happy now?
User avatar #2505176 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
Let me be frank.

I like your car, it looks a hell of a lot better than it did when it rolled off the assembly line.

I do not much care for dodge avengers, each generation seems to be trying to fill the shoes of another car in the dodge lineup (Stealth, Charger and Challenger to be specific).
User avatar #2505184 - princekyle (12/18/2014) [-]
My car feels like a budget Challenger.
That's why I like it.
User avatar #2505192 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
You should turbocharge it

I can see where you are coming from, but you are an exception. Most people will buy a 'budget' version of something and treat it as such. But you, no you treat it like a charger should be treated, try to make it loo cool. That is why I think your car is cool, because it is so different from the rest of the 40-somethings who go 45in the left lane on the interstate that are over a year overdone on an oil change and get upset that they need to buy spare parts when shit hits the fan due to negligent ownership.
User avatar #2505193 - princekyle (12/18/2014) [-]
Well I mean I kind of treat it like that because it's my first car, you know?
It's the first one that's mine.
And for that, it's hype as fuck.

And holy shit do I wanna turbo the fuck out of her
User avatar #2505198 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
It's like, a 2 grand procedure, but I think on dodges it is pretty easy considering the neon srt4 and pt cruiser turbo are both a thing.
User avatar #2505163 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
Yesss, another soul sucked in.

If you feel like binging, here are my favourites:
1994 Lincoln towncar
Jeep Grand Cherokee
Subaru Outback
Honda S2000
#2505159 - Woah dude, hold up. Regularcarreviews is comedy throu…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2505160 - princekyle (12/18/2014) [-]
*screaming*
User avatar #2505161 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
Track day bro?
User avatar #2505162 - princekyle (12/18/2014) [-]
I watched that one and now I'm watching one about Cobalts. Are you happy now?
User avatar #2505176 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
Let me be frank.

I like your car, it looks a hell of a lot better than it did when it rolled off the assembly line.

I do not much care for dodge avengers, each generation seems to be trying to fill the shoes of another car in the dodge lineup (Stealth, Charger and Challenger to be specific).
User avatar #2505184 - princekyle (12/18/2014) [-]
My car feels like a budget Challenger.
That's why I like it.
User avatar #2505192 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
You should turbocharge it

I can see where you are coming from, but you are an exception. Most people will buy a 'budget' version of something and treat it as such. But you, no you treat it like a charger should be treated, try to make it loo cool. That is why I think your car is cool, because it is so different from the rest of the 40-somethings who go 45in the left lane on the interstate that are over a year overdone on an oil change and get upset that they need to buy spare parts when shit hits the fan due to negligent ownership.
User avatar #2505193 - princekyle (12/18/2014) [-]
Well I mean I kind of treat it like that because it's my first car, you know?
It's the first one that's mine.
And for that, it's hype as fuck.

And holy shit do I wanna turbo the fuck out of her
User avatar #2505198 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
It's like, a 2 grand procedure, but I think on dodges it is pretty easy considering the neon srt4 and pt cruiser turbo are both a thing.
User avatar #2505163 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
Yesss, another soul sucked in.

If you feel like binging, here are my favourites:
1994 Lincoln towncar
Jeep Grand Cherokee
Subaru Outback
Honda S2000
#2505149 - Picture 12/18/2014 on Friendly +1
#2505147 - ... you did not watch the whole thing. if you hated t…  [+] (11 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2505151 - princekyle (12/18/2014) [-]
Oh I watched the whole thing.
Just finished.
I'M NOT AN OLD PERSON WHO GAVE UP
I'M A 20 YEAROLD WHO BOUGHT THIS AS HIS FIRST CAR WITH HIS SAAAAAVINGS BECAUSE IT LOOKS GOOD AND IS A REASONABLE VEHICLE

FUCK
User avatar #2505159 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
Woah dude, hold up.

Regularcarreviews is comedy through making fun of things. His first review makes fun of himself and his own car, the miata review has gay jokes (as it should), the suburban review makes fun of rednecks and boat enthusiasts.

I am not, and he is not saying that it is a bad car or you are a bad person, this video is mostly aimed at Chrysler and their cars without demographics.

I know I can't make you like this series of videos, but please trust me that the lashings are delivered equally.
User avatar #2505160 - princekyle (12/18/2014) [-]
*screaming*
User avatar #2505161 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
Track day bro?
User avatar #2505162 - princekyle (12/18/2014) [-]
I watched that one and now I'm watching one about Cobalts. Are you happy now?
User avatar #2505176 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
Let me be frank.

I like your car, it looks a hell of a lot better than it did when it rolled off the assembly line.

I do not much care for dodge avengers, each generation seems to be trying to fill the shoes of another car in the dodge lineup (Stealth, Charger and Challenger to be specific).
User avatar #2505184 - princekyle (12/18/2014) [-]
My car feels like a budget Challenger.
That's why I like it.
User avatar #2505192 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
You should turbocharge it

I can see where you are coming from, but you are an exception. Most people will buy a 'budget' version of something and treat it as such. But you, no you treat it like a charger should be treated, try to make it loo cool. That is why I think your car is cool, because it is so different from the rest of the 40-somethings who go 45in the left lane on the interstate that are over a year overdone on an oil change and get upset that they need to buy spare parts when shit hits the fan due to negligent ownership.
User avatar #2505193 - princekyle (12/18/2014) [-]
Well I mean I kind of treat it like that because it's my first car, you know?
It's the first one that's mine.
And for that, it's hype as fuck.

And holy shit do I wanna turbo the fuck out of her
User avatar #2505198 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
It's like, a 2 grand procedure, but I think on dodges it is pretty easy considering the neon srt4 and pt cruiser turbo are both a thing.
User avatar #2505163 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
Yesss, another soul sucked in.

If you feel like binging, here are my favourites:
1994 Lincoln towncar
Jeep Grand Cherokee
Subaru Outback
Honda S2000
#2505145 - watch the whole thing RCR is really funny at times an…  [+] (14 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2505146 - princekyle (12/18/2014) [-]
Hey.

My car looks GREAT. And it gets great mileage on the highway.
This guy can suck a lemon. A big fat lemon.
User avatar #2505147 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
... you did not watch the whole thing.

if you hated that one, here is a much better one.
User avatar #2505151 - princekyle (12/18/2014) [-]
Oh I watched the whole thing.
Just finished.
I'M NOT AN OLD PERSON WHO GAVE UP
I'M A 20 YEAROLD WHO BOUGHT THIS AS HIS FIRST CAR WITH HIS SAAAAAVINGS BECAUSE IT LOOKS GOOD AND IS A REASONABLE VEHICLE

FUCK
User avatar #2505159 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
Woah dude, hold up.

Regularcarreviews is comedy through making fun of things. His first review makes fun of himself and his own car, the miata review has gay jokes (as it should), the suburban review makes fun of rednecks and boat enthusiasts.

I am not, and he is not saying that it is a bad car or you are a bad person, this video is mostly aimed at Chrysler and their cars without demographics.

I know I can't make you like this series of videos, but please trust me that the lashings are delivered equally.
User avatar #2505160 - princekyle (12/18/2014) [-]
*screaming*
User avatar #2505161 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
Track day bro?
User avatar #2505162 - princekyle (12/18/2014) [-]
I watched that one and now I'm watching one about Cobalts. Are you happy now?
User avatar #2505176 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
Let me be frank.

I like your car, it looks a hell of a lot better than it did when it rolled off the assembly line.

I do not much care for dodge avengers, each generation seems to be trying to fill the shoes of another car in the dodge lineup (Stealth, Charger and Challenger to be specific).
User avatar #2505184 - princekyle (12/18/2014) [-]
My car feels like a budget Challenger.
That's why I like it.
User avatar #2505192 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
You should turbocharge it

I can see where you are coming from, but you are an exception. Most people will buy a 'budget' version of something and treat it as such. But you, no you treat it like a charger should be treated, try to make it loo cool. That is why I think your car is cool, because it is so different from the rest of the 40-somethings who go 45in the left lane on the interstate that are over a year overdone on an oil change and get upset that they need to buy spare parts when shit hits the fan due to negligent ownership.
User avatar #2505193 - princekyle (12/18/2014) [-]
Well I mean I kind of treat it like that because it's my first car, you know?
It's the first one that's mine.
And for that, it's hype as fuck.

And holy shit do I wanna turbo the fuck out of her
User avatar #2505198 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
It's like, a 2 grand procedure, but I think on dodges it is pretty easy considering the neon srt4 and pt cruiser turbo are both a thing.
User avatar #2505163 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
Yesss, another soul sucked in.

If you feel like binging, here are my favourites:
1994 Lincoln towncar
Jeep Grand Cherokee
Subaru Outback
Honda S2000
#2505141 - Picture  [+] (16 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2505142 - princekyle (12/18/2014) [-]
Wait what the fuck is this
User avatar #2505145 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
watch the whole thing

RCR is really funny at times and this is one of his better ones.
User avatar #2505146 - princekyle (12/18/2014) [-]
Hey.

My car looks GREAT. And it gets great mileage on the highway.
This guy can suck a lemon. A big fat lemon.
User avatar #2505147 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
... you did not watch the whole thing.

if you hated that one, here is a much better one.
User avatar #2505151 - princekyle (12/18/2014) [-]
Oh I watched the whole thing.
Just finished.
I'M NOT AN OLD PERSON WHO GAVE UP
I'M A 20 YEAROLD WHO BOUGHT THIS AS HIS FIRST CAR WITH HIS SAAAAAVINGS BECAUSE IT LOOKS GOOD AND IS A REASONABLE VEHICLE

FUCK
User avatar #2505159 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
Woah dude, hold up.

Regularcarreviews is comedy through making fun of things. His first review makes fun of himself and his own car, the miata review has gay jokes (as it should), the suburban review makes fun of rednecks and boat enthusiasts.

I am not, and he is not saying that it is a bad car or you are a bad person, this video is mostly aimed at Chrysler and their cars without demographics.

I know I can't make you like this series of videos, but please trust me that the lashings are delivered equally.
User avatar #2505160 - princekyle (12/18/2014) [-]
*screaming*
User avatar #2505161 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
Track day bro?
User avatar #2505162 - princekyle (12/18/2014) [-]
I watched that one and now I'm watching one about Cobalts. Are you happy now?
User avatar #2505176 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
Let me be frank.

I like your car, it looks a hell of a lot better than it did when it rolled off the assembly line.

I do not much care for dodge avengers, each generation seems to be trying to fill the shoes of another car in the dodge lineup (Stealth, Charger and Challenger to be specific).
User avatar #2505184 - princekyle (12/18/2014) [-]
My car feels like a budget Challenger.
That's why I like it.
User avatar #2505192 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
You should turbocharge it

I can see where you are coming from, but you are an exception. Most people will buy a 'budget' version of something and treat it as such. But you, no you treat it like a charger should be treated, try to make it loo cool. That is why I think your car is cool, because it is so different from the rest of the 40-somethings who go 45in the left lane on the interstate that are over a year overdone on an oil change and get upset that they need to buy spare parts when shit hits the fan due to negligent ownership.
User avatar #2505193 - princekyle (12/18/2014) [-]
Well I mean I kind of treat it like that because it's my first car, you know?
It's the first one that's mine.
And for that, it's hype as fuck.

And holy shit do I wanna turbo the fuck out of her
User avatar #2505198 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
It's like, a 2 grand procedure, but I think on dodges it is pretty easy considering the neon srt4 and pt cruiser turbo are both a thing.
User avatar #2505163 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
Yesss, another soul sucked in.

If you feel like binging, here are my favourites:
1994 Lincoln towncar
Jeep Grand Cherokee
Subaru Outback
Honda S2000
#2505137 - nope, still can't take that thing seriously, sorry. M…  [+] (18 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2505139 - princekyle (12/18/2014) [-]
?
User avatar #2505142 - princekyle (12/18/2014) [-]
Wait what the fuck is this
User avatar #2505145 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
watch the whole thing

RCR is really funny at times and this is one of his better ones.
User avatar #2505146 - princekyle (12/18/2014) [-]
Hey.

My car looks GREAT. And it gets great mileage on the highway.
This guy can suck a lemon. A big fat lemon.
User avatar #2505147 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
... you did not watch the whole thing.

if you hated that one, here is a much better one.
User avatar #2505151 - princekyle (12/18/2014) [-]
Oh I watched the whole thing.
Just finished.
I'M NOT AN OLD PERSON WHO GAVE UP
I'M A 20 YEAROLD WHO BOUGHT THIS AS HIS FIRST CAR WITH HIS SAAAAAVINGS BECAUSE IT LOOKS GOOD AND IS A REASONABLE VEHICLE

FUCK
User avatar #2505159 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
Woah dude, hold up.

Regularcarreviews is comedy through making fun of things. His first review makes fun of himself and his own car, the miata review has gay jokes (as it should), the suburban review makes fun of rednecks and boat enthusiasts.

I am not, and he is not saying that it is a bad car or you are a bad person, this video is mostly aimed at Chrysler and their cars without demographics.

I know I can't make you like this series of videos, but please trust me that the lashings are delivered equally.
User avatar #2505160 - princekyle (12/18/2014) [-]
*screaming*
User avatar #2505161 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
Track day bro?
User avatar #2505162 - princekyle (12/18/2014) [-]
I watched that one and now I'm watching one about Cobalts. Are you happy now?
User avatar #2505176 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
Let me be frank.

I like your car, it looks a hell of a lot better than it did when it rolled off the assembly line.

I do not much care for dodge avengers, each generation seems to be trying to fill the shoes of another car in the dodge lineup (Stealth, Charger and Challenger to be specific).
User avatar #2505184 - princekyle (12/18/2014) [-]
My car feels like a budget Challenger.
That's why I like it.
User avatar #2505192 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
You should turbocharge it

I can see where you are coming from, but you are an exception. Most people will buy a 'budget' version of something and treat it as such. But you, no you treat it like a charger should be treated, try to make it loo cool. That is why I think your car is cool, because it is so different from the rest of the 40-somethings who go 45in the left lane on the interstate that are over a year overdone on an oil change and get upset that they need to buy spare parts when shit hits the fan due to negligent ownership.
User avatar #2505193 - princekyle (12/18/2014) [-]
Well I mean I kind of treat it like that because it's my first car, you know?
It's the first one that's mine.
And for that, it's hype as fuck.

And holy shit do I wanna turbo the fuck out of her
User avatar #2505198 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
It's like, a 2 grand procedure, but I think on dodges it is pretty easy considering the neon srt4 and pt cruiser turbo are both a thing.
User avatar #2505163 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
Yesss, another soul sucked in.

If you feel like binging, here are my favourites:
1994 Lincoln towncar
Jeep Grand Cherokee
Subaru Outback
Honda S2000
#2505116 - Suuuuuuure. 12/18/2014 on Friendly +1
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User avatar #2505114 - professormeatwad (12/18/2014) [-]
I could also have that
Maybe
Maybe
User avatar #2505116 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
Suuuuuuure.
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User avatar #2505106 - professormeatwad (12/18/2014) [-]
No references here
I drive an actual dutch kid, saddle and all
User avatar #2505113 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
It has just occurred to me that I have fallen for a trap. well played, fine sir.

Ether that or you have a prototype Spyker in your possession.
User avatar #2505114 - professormeatwad (12/18/2014) [-]
I could also have that
Maybe
Maybe
User avatar #2505116 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
Suuuuuuure.
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User avatar #334 - tkich (12/18/2014) [-]
tfw no happy qt3.14 latias gf
User avatar #335 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
This both confuses and enrages me!
#2505103 - ... so a Cadillac DeVille? 12/18/2014 on Friendly 0
#2505102 - easily one of my favorite pickup trucks 12/18/2014 on Friendly +1
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User avatar #2505110 - plataeiou (12/18/2014) [-]
yup
User avatar #2505111 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
sweet.
#2505095 - Oh yes, the cutest nissan ever made.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2505096 - hunman (12/18/2014) [-]
:3
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User avatar #2505165 - ablazingspitfire (12/18/2014) [-]
Very late response but...
Subaru Impreza.
User avatar #2505166 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
What a fantastic machine.

Tell me, did it come with a bottle of hairgel and a muscle t-shirt?
User avatar #2505170 - ablazingspitfire (12/18/2014) [-]
No, but it came with a carbon vented hood and a carbon high riser spoiler.
Sadly it's in the shop getting fixed right now though, the fuel injector or something broke, since the ignition wasn't doing anything.
Best car for comfort and speed I've ever driven, and I've drove a Porsche GT 911.
User avatar #2505173 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
I know, I was just messin with ya.

sounds like a kickass car.
User avatar #2505174 - ablazingspitfire (12/18/2014) [-]
Just for you, I'm going to spike my hair up and wear a tank top when I get my car back and go pick up girls using shitty pick-up lines.

Should be interesting.
User avatar #2505178 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
I wish you luck in your ventures.
User avatar #2505179 - ablazingspitfire (12/18/2014) [-]
Unless they happen to b a lesbain or I look like a dude, then it may go well.
User avatar #2505183 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
oh lord, even better.
User avatar #2505186 - ablazingspitfire (12/18/2014) [-]
I'm trying to think of good pick up lines now.

Hey babe, can I follow you home? My daddy always told me to follow my dreams.
User avatar #2505200 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
Also,I'm awful at pickup lines.
User avatar #2505194 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
we need to go cheesier and douchier

How about "Ay gurrl,you have an ass and I have an extra seat... let's make it quick cuz I gotta see my girlfrind in a half hour."
User avatar #2505207 - ablazingspitfire (12/18/2014) [-]
Oh I get it...

Was your dad a boxer? Because you're a Knockout!
User avatar #2505210 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
perfect.

"Once I have you in the back seat you will be imprezed with the output of my flat block!"
User avatar #2505211 - ablazingspitfire (12/18/2014) [-]
I have a feeling I'm going to get my head kicked in on Thursday next week...
User avatar #2505213 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
You might need some backup.
User avatar #2505215 - ablazingspitfire (12/18/2014) [-]
I'll bring my little sister, she needs new shoes anyway.
User avatar #2505218 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
tell her to go for the tailbone and once they are stumbling in pain, yank them by the tits into her knee.
User avatar #2505220 - ablazingspitfire (12/18/2014) [-]
No thanks on that, lol.
User avatar #2505222 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
Hey, all I'm saying is that distracted humans are very easy to disable.
#2505134 - princekyle (12/18/2014) [-]
2013 Dodge Avenger
User avatar #2505137 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
nope, still can't take that thing seriously, sorry.

My mind has been polluted by Regular Car Reviews.
User avatar #2505139 - princekyle (12/18/2014) [-]
?
User avatar #2505142 - princekyle (12/18/2014) [-]
Wait what the fuck is this
User avatar #2505145 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
watch the whole thing

RCR is really funny at times and this is one of his better ones.
User avatar #2505146 - princekyle (12/18/2014) [-]
Hey.

My car looks GREAT. And it gets great mileage on the highway.
This guy can suck a lemon. A big fat lemon.
User avatar #2505147 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
... you did not watch the whole thing.

if you hated that one, here is a much better one.
User avatar #2505151 - princekyle (12/18/2014) [-]
Oh I watched the whole thing.
Just finished.
I'M NOT AN OLD PERSON WHO GAVE UP
I'M A 20 YEAROLD WHO BOUGHT THIS AS HIS FIRST CAR WITH HIS SAAAAAVINGS BECAUSE IT LOOKS GOOD AND IS A REASONABLE VEHICLE

FUCK
User avatar #2505159 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
Woah dude, hold up.

Regularcarreviews is comedy through making fun of things. His first review makes fun of himself and his own car, the miata review has gay jokes (as it should), the suburban review makes fun of rednecks and boat enthusiasts.

I am not, and he is not saying that it is a bad car or you are a bad person, this video is mostly aimed at Chrysler and their cars without demographics.

I know I can't make you like this series of videos, but please trust me that the lashings are delivered equally.
User avatar #2505160 - princekyle (12/18/2014) [-]
*screaming*
User avatar #2505161 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
Track day bro?
User avatar #2505162 - princekyle (12/18/2014) [-]
I watched that one and now I'm watching one about Cobalts. Are you happy now?
User avatar #2505176 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
Let me be frank.

I like your car, it looks a hell of a lot better than it did when it rolled off the assembly line.

I do not much care for dodge avengers, each generation seems to be trying to fill the shoes of another car in the dodge lineup (Stealth, Charger and Challenger to be specific).
User avatar #2505184 - princekyle (12/18/2014) [-]
My car feels like a budget Challenger.
That's why I like it.
User avatar #2505192 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
You should turbocharge it

I can see where you are coming from, but you are an exception. Most people will buy a 'budget' version of something and treat it as such. But you, no you treat it like a charger should be treated, try to make it loo cool. That is why I think your car is cool, because it is so different from the rest of the 40-somethings who go 45in the left lane on the interstate that are over a year overdone on an oil change and get upset that they need to buy spare parts when shit hits the fan due to negligent ownership.
User avatar #2505193 - princekyle (12/18/2014) [-]
Well I mean I kind of treat it like that because it's my first car, you know?
It's the first one that's mine.
And for that, it's hype as fuck.

And holy shit do I wanna turbo the fuck out of her
User avatar #2505198 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
It's like, a 2 grand procedure, but I think on dodges it is pretty easy considering the neon srt4 and pt cruiser turbo are both a thing.
User avatar #2505163 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
Yesss, another soul sucked in.

If you feel like binging, here are my favourites:
1994 Lincoln towncar
Jeep Grand Cherokee
Subaru Outback
Honda S2000
User avatar #2505130 - Nintendokami (12/18/2014) [-]
A Mario Kart.
User avatar #2505100 - kirinokousaka (12/18/2014) [-]
A United States warship
User avatar #2505103 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
... so a Cadillac DeVille?
User avatar #2505097 - professormeatwad (12/18/2014) [-]
Early 90s dutch boy, kinda beat up, but lots of personality so I've been holding off on upgrading c:
User avatar #2505105 - wolfypolli (12/18/2014) [-]
Late 90's model is best model
User avatar #2505107 - professormeatwad (12/18/2014) [-]
you know nothing
the early 90s is a superior ride
User avatar #2505108 - wolfypolli (12/18/2014) [-]
am late 90's model, can confirm I am best.
User avatar #2505112 - professormeatwad (12/18/2014) [-]
there there
keep dreaming
User avatar #2505115 - wolfypolli (12/18/2014) [-]
But we are sooperior
User avatar #2505104 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
as much as I know about cars, I have no idea what Dutch Boy refers to, ven after a google search.
User avatar #2505106 - professormeatwad (12/18/2014) [-]
No references here
I drive an actual dutch kid, saddle and all
User avatar #2505113 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
It has just occurred to me that I have fallen for a trap. well played, fine sir.

Ether that or you have a prototype Spyker in your possession.
User avatar #2505114 - professormeatwad (12/18/2014) [-]
I could also have that
Maybe
Maybe
User avatar #2505116 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
Suuuuuuure.
User avatar #2505095 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
Oh yes, the cutest nissan ever made.
User avatar #2505096 - hunman (12/18/2014) [-]
:3
User avatar #2505091 - wolfypolli (12/18/2014) [-]
1996 Ford Ranger.
User avatar #2505102 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
easily one of my favorite pickup trucks
User avatar #2505089 - plataeiou (12/18/2014) [-]
2011 Honda Element
User avatar #2505101 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
like the post face-lift ones
User avatar #2505110 - plataeiou (12/18/2014) [-]
yup
User avatar #2505111 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
sweet.
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#2505074 - cya 12/18/2014 on Friendly +1
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User avatar #332 - tkich (12/18/2014) [-]
>tfw no happy latias
User avatar #333 to #332 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
what? it's still there.
User avatar #334 to #333 - tkich (12/18/2014) [-]
tfw no happy qt3.14 latias gf
User avatar #335 to #334 - dafiltafish (12/18/2014) [-]
This both confuses and enrages me!
#328 - dafiltafish (09/17/2014) [-]
here is my speced out stang
User avatar #310 - zetsumeitaka (08/14/2014) [-]
Have you seen the Details about the Dodge Charger SRT- Hellcat and Dodge Challenger SRT - Hellcat?

707 Horse power, With the charger hitting 204MPH.

Jesus ******* Christ.
User avatar #311 to #310 - dafiltafish (08/14/2014) [-]
it is by all means, a sexy beast.
User avatar #312 to #311 - zetsumeitaka (08/14/2014) [-]
I just noticed them On the "News" feed on yahoo while i was checking my mail.


Dat **** caught my eye.



excuse me while i start putting away every cent I make to buy one
User avatar #313 to #312 - dafiltafish (08/14/2014) [-]
well... good luck with that.
User avatar #314 to #313 - zetsumeitaka (08/14/2014) [-]
Time to play the lottery!
User avatar #315 to #314 - dafiltafish (08/14/2014) [-]
or just buy a retired charger police cruiser. (saw one in Seattle for 8 grand.)
User avatar #316 to #315 - zetsumeitaka (08/14/2014) [-]
But... But dat 707 HP...

Dat 0-60 in 3.7 seconds

Dat 11 second flat Quarter Mile.

Dat Track specialized Auto Transmission.
User avatar #317 to #316 - dafiltafish (08/14/2014) [-]
if'nn you got the coin.
User avatar #318 to #317 - zetsumeitaka (08/14/2014) [-]
they aren't going to be limited production.
User avatar #319 to #318 - dafiltafish (08/14/2014) [-]
maybe. maybe...
User avatar #320 to #319 - zetsumeitaka (08/14/2014) [-]
they Dispersed that rumor. They said they aren't putting a production cap on either of the Hellcat models.
User avatar #321 to #320 - dafiltafish (08/14/2014) [-]
sweet
User avatar #322 to #321 - zetsumeitaka (08/14/2014) [-]
plus how often do companies sell a car that can hit 200 for under $100,000?
User avatar #323 to #322 - dafiltafish (08/14/2014) [-]
Dodge- 2
Chevrolet- 2
Ford- 1
Porsche- 1
TVR-1

not often.
User avatar #324 to #323 - zetsumeitaka (08/14/2014) [-]
Dodge's count is about to jump up to 4


Unless you're counting the 2 hellcats already
User avatar #325 to #324 - dafiltafish (08/14/2014) [-]
Counting chasis

Hellcat and viper, otherwise it would get a bit out of hand with Porsche.
User avatar #326 to #325 - zetsumeitaka (08/14/2014) [-]
porsche just kind of re-uses the same chassis on all of their cars.


why fix what isn't broken.
User avatar #327 to #326 - zetsumeitaka (08/14/2014) [-]
that was supposed to all be small


I **********
User avatar #304 - majormayor (07/03/2014) [-]
Remember your "awesome face" icon?
User avatar #305 to #304 - dafiltafish (07/03/2014) [-]
yes, my 2nd or 3rd avatar.
User avatar #306 to #305 - majormayor (07/03/2014) [-]
When did you change from it?
User avatar #307 to #306 - dafiltafish (07/04/2014) [-]
A long ass time ago.

to this very latias gif, but not before "come play with me" twilight sparkle, "must rape ultrablue" twilight sparkle, a borg collective symbol, and my stupid custom logo.
User avatar #308 to #307 - majormayor (07/04/2014) [-]
I thought I saw it as recently as early this year.
#302 to #301 - dafiltafish (06/20/2014) [-]
the new ride... woop
#294 - dafiltafish (06/16/2014) [-]
mcknyte, I need some help.

There is this 93 del sol for sale that i am going to go and check out tomorrow, 111,000 miles, decent shape, and manual trans. There is also this miata for sale 400 miles away in Seattle that's a little cheaper, but I can't see it until friday.

Now... what the hell should i do? I'm going to be questioned about buying the honda tommorow and I am not sure I like it as much what with the front wheel drive. i mean, the honda even has snow tires.

the question is really, is the del sol a good substitute for the mx5?
User avatar #295 to #294 - mcknyte (06/17/2014) [-]
If you can live with the front wheel drive, yeah go for it. Insurance might even be a little cheaper.

But no track day, bro.
#296 to #295 - dafiltafish (06/17/2014) [-]
... there is always a track day.

spec civic is still fairly popular.
User avatar #297 to #296 - mcknyte (06/18/2014) [-]
Headlights don't go up
Headlights don't go down
User avatar #298 to #297 - dafiltafish (06/18/2014) [-]
This is a regrettable truth.
User avatar #293 to #292 - dafiltafish (06/02/2014) [-]
Awww, I love you too.
#287 - dafiltafish (05/24/2014) [-]
The new list:

MX-5 miata
#289 to #288 - dafiltafish (05/24/2014) [-]
Mazda RX-7

(gen 1 or 2)
#290 to #289 - dafiltafish (05/24/2014) [-]
VW beetle TDI or 1.8T
User avatar #291 to #290 - dafiltafish (05/24/2014) [-]
Any other suggestions just tell me.
#282 - Hitcher (05/12/2014) [-]
*gasp*
User avatar #283 to #282 - dafiltafish (05/12/2014) [-]
I was simply professing my love and admiration of you for the world to see!
User avatar #285 to #284 - dafiltafish (05/13/2014) [-]
on a secretive board with a white-list... yeah, could have thought that last statement through a little more.
User avatar #286 to #285 - Hitcher (05/13/2014) [-]
*gasp*
User avatar #280 to #279 - dafiltafish (04/05/2014) [-]
"... we cannot fit roll bars, for track day, my bro"
User avatar #281 to #280 - mcknyte (04/05/2014) [-]
Headlights don't go up
Headlights don't go down
Headlights don't even make a sound
User avatar #262 to #261 - dafiltafish (04/02/2014) [-]
Some guy had a v8 miata on craigslist in my area for awhile for about $10000. Twas neat as **** .
User avatar #263 to #262 - mcknyte (04/03/2014) [-]
I'm thinking 6.2L Small block with a supercharger.

I'll have to tub the trunk to get bigger tires on it, and some tasteful flares.

It's going to be great
User avatar #264 to #263 - dafiltafish (04/04/2014) [-]
hang on... did you buy a miata?
User avatar #265 to #264 - mcknyte (04/04/2014) [-]
I'm going to buy one. NB in decent shape is only around 6 grand, 8 grand for a dealership quality one. Not bad at all.
#266 to #265 - dafiltafish (04/04/2014) [-]
Track day, bro?   
   
 I must know every detail of how it drives and what it can do.
Track day, bro?

I must know every detail of how it drives and what it can do.
User avatar #267 to #266 - mcknyte (04/04/2014) [-]
From what I've heard, all the risks of a Viper with a third of the cost. A fifth if I D.I.Y. it and not through a specialty shop.
User avatar #269 to #268 - mcknyte (04/04/2014) [-]
Come and get a roll cage bro!

User avatar #270 to #269 - dafiltafish (04/04/2014) [-]
Left foot braking, bro!
User avatar #271 to #270 - mcknyte (04/04/2014) [-]
Let's uh

Let's kiss

******* lost it there.
User avatar #272 to #271 - dafiltafish (04/04/2014) [-]
This video sealed the deal for me, I am getting an NA miata if it ******* kills me!
User avatar #273 to #272 - mcknyte (04/04/2014) [-]
heheh
Headlights go up
Headlights go down
Headlights go up
Headlights go down
User avatar #274 to #273 - dafiltafish (04/04/2014) [-]
It's the best! #1
User avatar #275 to #274 - mcknyte (04/04/2014) [-]
Oh god I noticed that bastard son of a 300 and a Magnum

my MOPAR senses are tinglin'
User avatar #276 to #275 - dafiltafish (04/04/2014) [-]
it is one of the children chrysler keeps in the basement, chained to a wall and fed scraps of moose meat.
User avatar #278 to #276 - mcknyte (04/04/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7i70hMyqRU

OH GOD, I HAD ONE OF THESE
User avatar #277 to #276 - mcknyte (04/04/2014) [-]
A fullsize hatchback Chrysler

THAR SHE BLOWS, THE WHITE WHALE!
User avatar #258 - PopcornViking (02/24/2014) [-]
gefilte
User avatar #259 to #258 - dafiltafish (02/24/2014) [-]
What are your demands, sire?
User avatar #256 - wolfypolli (02/23/2014) [-]
Next time I'm on the east side of the mountains, I shall visit you.
User avatar #257 to #256 - dafiltafish (02/23/2014) [-]
uh... okay!
#253 - jonathankitty (01/29/2014) [-]
Nice Borg picture. Take this Star Trek gif in respect.
Nice Borg picture. Take this Star Trek gif in respect.
User avatar #254 to #253 - dafiltafish (01/30/2014) [-]
Thank you for the image. it is pretty awesome.
#252 - dafiltafish (01/19/2014) [-]
Dear Economic,   
   
Only listening to those who agree with you is not helping your image among those of us closer to the left side of the political spectrum (many conservatives are nowhere near as drastic as you are, so added up, that is a pretty big majority). I do hope that you will one day try to see things from other perspectives instead of simply blocking people at the first sign of disagreement.   
   
If you do end up reading this, please do take it to heart. I don't want to hate you, I for one like a good and friendly debate, but the way you insult and stereotype people is making that task pretty hard.   
   
Thanks for your time,   
Dafiltafish   
   
P.S. You have actually kick-started my interest in European politics, so thank you for that too.
Dear Economic,

Only listening to those who agree with you is not helping your image among those of us closer to the left side of the political spectrum (many conservatives are nowhere near as drastic as you are, so added up, that is a pretty big majority). I do hope that you will one day try to see things from other perspectives instead of simply blocking people at the first sign of disagreement.

If you do end up reading this, please do take it to heart. I don't want to hate you, I for one like a good and friendly debate, but the way you insult and stereotype people is making that task pretty hard.

Thanks for your time,
Dafiltafish

P.S. You have actually kick-started my interest in European politics, so thank you for that too.
#250 - dafiltafish (01/12/2014) [-]
This...
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