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Doesn't get more sarcastic than that!
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User avatar #59 - raynagrimm (03/06/2013) [-]
i though we were friends, but i guess not. im going to move on forget we ever met, forget you even exist. and hopefully you'll meet some good friends IRL who will help you with your loneliness, cause im out of here.
this is why i hate being nice to people, it always seems to come back to bite me
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User avatar #22 - daemoniccoyote (01/25/2013) [-]
*Sniffs about* I smell a mouse...a tasty tasty mouse...

... amissingmouse
User avatar #43 to #22 - amissingmouse (01/25/2013) [-]
-She quirks her brow, as he were to pin her down. This time, she simply stayed relax.- Puppies just nip, lick and love. You going to do that too, eh?
User avatar #44 to #43 - daemoniccoyote (01/25/2013) [-]
*He grins, tilting his head as if to consider it for a moment before lowering himself to lick her neck, slowly dragging his tongue rather roughly for a few moments before nodding* Tasty little mousey, sure as sure as sure.
User avatar #45 to #44 - amissingmouse (01/25/2013) [-]
-Shivering softly, she looked up at him, before lightly pulling on her arms, as if asking him to pull his paws off of her arm.- I'm not going anywhere for now.
User avatar #46 to #45 - daemoniccoyote (01/25/2013) [-]
*He tilts his head, letting out a cruel little laugh - More like choking on something, really! - before taking his forepaws off of her arms.* Tasty little mousey not going anywhere, sure as sure...
User avatar #47 to #46 - amissingmouse (01/25/2013) [-]
-She stays lied down, but rests her paws on her stomach/lower abdomen, as she looks up at him.- Uhm..Yes...so what is it you're exactly planning on doing with me?
User avatar #48 to #47 - daemoniccoyote (01/25/2013) [-]
*He tilts his head for a moment, brow folding in confusion and making even more of a mess of the ugly maze of scars that makes his "face".* Planning? No, plans are for the craven raven and the big bad wolf and the ssslithering little snake, no bad little snakey here. Just good little doggy, sure as sure. It does what it wants, oh yes so it does.

What does tasty little mousey think it is planning on doing with her?
User avatar #49 to #48 - amissingmouse (01/25/2013) [-]
I have no idea..-She mumbles, before leaning up, and lightly planting a kiss on the side of his muzzle.- :3 Now, stop trying to eat me.
User avatar #50 to #49 - daemoniccoyote (01/25/2013) [-]
*He widens his eyes for a moment, before shivering and rubbing his head against hers, giving her ear a quick lick* Oh, but tasty little mousey said it. Made it promise, oh yes she did. Bad little mousey, she is.

*He lets out a dull growl, but despite his rather ugly visage and hindlegs pinning her feet down, he doesn't seem to be planning on eating her, even if he does look a little hungry!*
User avatar #51 to #50 - amissingmouse (01/25/2013) [-]
-She lightly squeaked, before resting her head against his chest/lower neck, exhaling softly, as she were to relax.- I'm not a bad little mousey for wanting to live, dear.
User avatar #52 to #51 - daemoniccoyote (01/25/2013) [-]
*Grinning again, he slowly trails his tongue along her ear* Oh, but of course, sure as sure tasty little mousey makes him promise. Promise, she says.
User avatar #53 to #52 - amissingmouse (01/25/2013) [-]
-She slides her paws up against his chest, still restin comfortably against him.- Can you get off of my feet?..I can't feel them too well....
User avatar #54 to #53 - daemoniccoyote (01/25/2013) [-]
*He lets out a low growl, tilting his head for a few moments before sliding his paws off of her feet, his legs still rubbing against hers.* Oh, now, wouldn't want to hurt tasty little mousey, now would we?
User avatar #55 to #54 - amissingmouse (01/25/2013) [-]
-She leans up and softly licks his muzzle, before smiling at him gently.- Why are you so grouchy? why don't you just loosen up a bit?
User avatar #23 to #22 - amissingmouse (01/25/2013) [-]
o-o..
-Shuffles behind a chair, before poking her head out from behind.- Y-yes?..y-you called?
User avatar #24 to #23 - daemoniccoyote (01/25/2013) [-]
*Twitches head before tackling little mousey* IHAVEYOUNOW!
User avatar #25 to #24 - amissingmouse (01/25/2013) [-]
-Squeaks loudly, before trying to squirm away.- D: don't eat me..
User avatar #26 to #25 - daemoniccoyote (01/25/2013) [-]
*Chuckles and tries to hold mousey still before extending his tongue* We'll see about that! Time to see how ye taste, little mousey!
User avatar #27 to #26 - amissingmouse (01/25/2013) [-]
o_o -Her eyes widen, as she squeaks in a more frantic manner, attempting to pull away form him.- D:
User avatar #28 to #27 - daemoniccoyote (01/25/2013) [-]
*He lets out a growl, barely managing to lick the mouse before she kicks him in her escape.* Gah, now that wasn't very nice was it, tasty little mousey!
User avatar #29 to #28 - amissingmouse (01/25/2013) [-]
Stop trying to eat me D: -she quickly slides under a bed, and curls up under it.- :c
User avatar #30 to #29 - daemoniccoyote (01/25/2013) [-]
*Hops on top of bed, hanging over the edge and looking at her* You're a tasty little mousey, sure as sure. I think I'll be keeping you good and uneaten, too tasty for eatings.

Just a lick and nibble, here and there, sure as sure. *Tries to grab at her arm*
User avatar #31 to #30 - amissingmouse (01/25/2013) [-]
-She quickly slides to the middle of the bed, and up at the top, where he ultimately can't reach over, because it's against a wall, and in the middle, she is just out of reach of him.- What are you planing on doing to me? D:
User avatar #32 to #31 - daemoniccoyote (01/25/2013) [-]
*Tilts head, grinning* Ooooh, I don't know, just givin' a little treat. Treats are good, aren't they? Yes, we like treats, don't we? *His mouth hangs open for a moment before his tongue slides around his muzzle for a few moments.*
User avatar #33 to #32 - amissingmouse (01/25/2013) [-]
If you promise me that you won't eat me, I'll come out.. -She twitches her rather sensitive ears, as she looks up at him with her warm brown eyes.-
User avatar #34 to #33 - daemoniccoyote (01/25/2013) [-]
Oooooh, I proooooomise I won't eat you now. That'd just be a waste of pretty little mousey. Tasty little mousey. You're worth much more than just eatings, sure as sure.

*He grins, extending his paw, still hanging upsidedown from the bed*
User avatar #35 to #34 - amissingmouse (01/25/2013) [-]
-She shuffles back away from him a little more, before sliding out of under the bed (from the opposite side in which he is at), and stands, watching him.- I'm out. Don't eat me.
User avatar #36 to #35 - daemoniccoyote (01/25/2013) [-]
*He continues to hang upside down for a moment, before shifting to a seated position.* Oh, but a good little doggy gives his word, sure as sure. Though it'd kill to know what makes tasty little mousey tasty little mousey, sure as sure.
User avatar #37 to #36 - amissingmouse (01/25/2013) [-]
No killing me either o_o....
User avatar #38 to #37 - daemoniccoyote (01/25/2013) [-]
*Chuckles* Now it'd love to know why's the point of killing tasty little mousey without eating it, no? Bigger waste than eatings, yes?
User avatar #39 to #38 - amissingmouse (01/25/2013) [-]
-She slides onto the bed, sitting there quite nervously as she looked up at him.- I suppose..
User avatar #40 to #39 - daemoniccoyote (01/25/2013) [-]
*He grins, leaning much closer than need be to sniff her a few times.* Suppose? Tasty little mousey not so sure?
User avatar #41 to #40 - amissingmouse (01/25/2013) [-]
How can I be sure when I have a carnivore trying to eat me? -She swallows, rather nervously, before moving closer, and petting his head.- of course..I can just treat you like a big puppy.
User avatar #42 to #41 - daemoniccoyote (01/25/2013) [-]
*He twitches for a moment, lowering his head down between his shoulders and shivering. He then lets out a big grin, eyeing her out of the corner of his eye before trying to pounce on her. He'd try to pin each of her limps with a paw.* Of course...puppies don't bite, do they? Sure of that, it is, sure as sure.
#17 - daemoniccoyote (10/14/2012) [-]
I love europe

I hope you love me back.
#19 to #18 - daemoniccoyote (10/14/2012) [-]
Y-you don't like me?
#20 to #19 - europe (10/14/2012) [-]
I honestly have no idea who you are
#21 to #20 - daemoniccoyote (10/14/2012) [-]
I'm nice!

<- YFW I get you ice cream
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#1 - daemoniccoyote (08/02/2012) [-]
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